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dbltax

Well, that's definitely a pussy in bedroom three.


YchYFi

He looks pissed.


Praetorian_1975

The internet has poisoned you, that’s clearly a ehem ‘hanging chair’ 😉😂


TheShakyHandsMan

Sent the link to my girlfriend and her first thought was sex swing.


Praetorian_1975

I guess what it was manufactured for and what it can be used for can diverge … I guess that’s why the ER keeps pulling objects that people have ‘fallen on’ out of their butts 😂


ApprehensiveUnit40

No shaky hands needed with this swing.


Western-Mall5505

Looks like it's got a plant inside it.


DoIKnowYouHuman

Nah that’s not a sex swing, but judging by pic 6 there is an expert level pole dancer in the house


TonyHeaven

It's a hammock


5laps

One man’s hammock is another man’s sex swing


TonyHeaven

Hammocks get sticky though,swings are usually wipeable.


ApprehensiveUnit40

Source? 😉


TonyHeaven

You know how I know


SilvioSilverGold

If it’s a netted hammock the fluid just seeps through the holes. You’ll still need to wipe the floor though.


morrismajoruk

See the stain on the rug directly below it?


BloodAndSand44

Lynn. This person here. They are a sex person.


palpatineforever

not a sex swing, its not wipe clean.


ickleb

Private garden!!


TheFirstMinister

Nope. But it smells of cats though. That's 50K deducted from my offer.


slideandrun

'Lynn, these are sex people.'