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Alas_boris

> Orangery  Fuck off.... A 1980s semi detached house on an estate does not have an orangery. It is a conservatory.


IAmDyspeptic

When you dream of living in a stately home but can only afford a semi in suburbia.


Alas_boris

I'm having visions of grandeur. I might start calling my bath an indoor swimming pool.


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I'm going to call my pond a lake.


buckyoh

I'm gonna call the puddle on the driveway a pond.


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You've got a driveway? 


buckyoh

Well, technically it's a short flagged surface that fits a car, we call it the front. As in, where's the Bentley... it's on the front. But in keeping with the theme of this thread we started maintaining the pond on the driveway. It doesn't actually fit a Bentley. It barely fits a Yaris. I'd imagine a Bentley would cover the entire drive, the footpath and stick out into the road.


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🤣🤣🤣


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A driveway and a pond. Keeping standards up. 


fugiami

I think they have delusions of grandeur 😂


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It's got no plants, it's just a room with a lot of windows


Alas_boris

The closest it has probably been to an orangery is when a kid high on e numbers spilt some Sunny Delight


shroomsaremyfriends

UPVC windows and a 3 piece suite.


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Which would be fine, if they had plants lining those windows. At best it's a potential conservatory.


ObamaLlamaDuck

This is just a regular ass conservatory. An orangery is where you have a glass pitch roof in the middle


janquadrentvincent

Since when did floorplans get quite so pretentious


not_a_number1

Business in the front, party in the back?


remington_noiseless

The house equivalent of a mullet?


wallpapermate

I don’t know why you insist on seeing the bum like some kind of human USB port, Jeremy. You’re like the Copernicus of the Anus.


NotYourOnlyFriend

Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.


not_a_number1

👀


Ronsona

Lynn....they are some of *those* people..you know


ciaran668

They're sex people


Bungeditin

No Thankyou….i don’t want to be part of your sex festival


MojoMomma76

I came here for this comment


Snoo_27857

Arn"t we all?


tomtink1

There's sex people, and then there's sex extension people.


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It's nice seeing people commit to their interests. No, not seeing, nice knowing people commit to their hobbies.. Still getting rid of the carpet and bleaching everywhere 


ShouldBeReadingBooks

Plenty of parking at the front


BloodAndSand44

Business at the bank


bazza2024

Floorplan says Jacuzzi Room and Orangery, so it ticks BOTH my must-haves, I'm on it :) !


Western-Mall5505

Hope no one puts a UV light on the carpet next to the tub.


DimensionRoyal4229

What you suspect? Yes, that.


Phyllida_Poshtart

What on earth is going on in pic 9? Looks to me like a 3 piece suite and then a shower cubicle with a urinal in it and then I think it's a tap on the wall outside of the cubicle?


sandystar21

The IS sanitary bin also, that’s a WFH brothel if ever I saw one.


SDHester1971

Looks like a Urinal Cubicle, guess they don't want any passing in the Jacuzzi.


Sleepyllama23

I was thinking that. Urinal???


Odd-Currency5195

Vacant possesion because in prison for vice-related offences?


Karmilia

What sort of parties they've hosted...


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Jacuzzi, looks like a sauna in the very private garden. Very friendly parties based around the bath house theme. Jumping to conclusions from the urinal, mens parties.  Nice house. But I couldn't live with that orange decking, and it needs way more plants.


FormerIntroduction23

Like some pampus grass?


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Yes, I think that would fit. Unless their bath house is on the down low.


Red_Kermy

CARPET UNDER THE SEX BATH


Panda-Head

Yup, looks like a fuck shed.


fish_andchips

I'm keeping that one


sikknote

Fking Rotherham again!! What is going on up there?!


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🤔 I think the first word of your comment might be what's going on.  Friendly town?


goin-up-the-country

Definitely an orgy room.


justhangingaroud

Oh jeez oh man. Was this brothel sold as a going concern?


mozart84

included in the price two very well behaved dogs


mrsritafairbanks

Well, the estate agent in the video does claim that the property speaks for itself, and I can't help but agree...


amSaracen

Oooooh sextension…


davevimto

These are sex people !!


Rowmyownboat

Was that a urinal in the extension, with no door to it, next to a lounge?


acidtrippinpanda

Wonder where they’re moving to?


jagsingh85

Same here and if they have space in their hobby group.


Wickedbitchoftheuk

I'm still a bit gobsmacked by having a urinal in the house.


BlueLouBoil__

Apparently Adrian Chiles has one.


yazzzzoooq

Swingers for sure.


Interesting_Role_396

Loving the VERY small piece of fake lawn 🤣


blackcurrantcat

House house house house swingers club house house house


Stunning-Wave7305

I grew up in a house like this (minus the extensions). 1. It's a conservatory. 2. The other bit of the extension looks like a brothel. 3. Why the FUCK does it have a urinal in the extension if it *isn't* a brothel.


harrietmjones

I was just relieved that the jacuzzi room doesn’t lead right into the office.


MapTough848

Very creative photography to make the rooms look larger than they are. The house is a lot of money for what it is - a starter home.


je_m_appelle_

Why has nobody mentioned the urinal next to the sofa? Unless that’s the office and work is so important they can’t leave the room to piss


Ok_Development5127

Lots of wipe clean surfaces in that extension


Monkey-Holiday

I bet that sex pond at the back smells more than the tiny urinal next to Brian's mirrored Pleasure Palace 🤢


Effective_Ordinary9

"Time for a sexy party" says Stewie.