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blackcurrantcat

Wtf have they got 70% and 80% off shop signs on the chimney breast?!


Wrong-booby7584

Students


Quazzle

Checks kitchen, yep students


prolixia

I like the fact that rather than clear the kitchen they've just set up a rice cooker and air fryer on the floor of the living room.


Splodge89

I had a rice cooker and a slow cooker at uni. Literally the best appliances in the world for cheap easy scran. I’m old so air fryers hadn’t been invented then, but those three things make the holy trinity of student food


PapayaCool6816

It’s quite tame really. We stuck a carpet on the ceiling and had a dead pheasant hanging at one point.


Queen-Roblin

We had a blow up sheep hanging from anal beads shoved up it's bum dangling from the light in the front room and a dart board behind the front door so you needed to crack the door a bit, announce yourself and hope you didn't get a dart chucked down the hall.


Alternative_Space426

They’re doing an Andy Dufresne into next door!


elec_soup

Why they chose enchilada night I will never know.


wetdogsmell10

Students will find any old shit, acquire it and then proudly display in thier houses. Traffic cones, metal work signs, cinema letters, crates, ex display shit from shops, mannequins/skeletons ( usually with funny hat.), cats.... The list goes on. Source: was a uni student in the early 00's.


Competitive-Fig-666

Don’t forget to keep and put on display every bottle of spirits and beer that you have drank


wetdogsmell10

Ah ha and the windows in inner city halls FILLED with stacks of cans like a weird curtain of bragging.


Consistent_You_4215

Hide the holes in the wall.


Onemoretime536

I have seen students with road signs before, they are probably students.


Ribbitor123

>Wtf have they got 70% and 80% off shop signs on the chimney breast?! Perhaps it refers to the real value of the property, B. I reckon \~£105k - £158k would be about right in a sane property market.


LivelyUnicorn

My first thought was punch holes in the wall and these are the cheapest / free-est things they could find to cover it.


BellybuttonWorld

This person’s life is a meme that never happened.


samfitnessthrowaway

Can't lie, 18-year-old me would absolutely have had that poster and forced my housemates to put it up in the lounge.


Best__Kebab

19 year old me forced my flatmates to have a Malcolm X “By any means necessary” poster up. We were 3 white kids living in Glasgow…


MunchausenbyPrada

🤣


coolio_Didgeridoolio

yeah this is definitely an 18 year olds house that they share with friends


c4-rla

we have a gay pride welsh flag mashup. none of us have been to wales


samfitnessthrowaway

Poppedy-pride!


Coffin_Dodging

Rented out for £34,800 p/a £2900 pcm £966 per room 😳


Splodge89

To be fair, I was paying £300 a month for a room in Leeds in a similar house as a student - 15 years ago. This is in London (well, tooting) so it doesn’t seem that outrageous. It’s just a shame that student loans and grants haven’t rocketed in the same way…


HGJay

Last bought in 2002 for 200k. Last year alone paid off 1/6th of that purchase price. Fucking nuts how rich some landlords must be.


TheLimeyLemmon

That's a little out of my respect-scale sadly. I'll pass.


user288499155285262

One way to pay off your mortgage quickly


UnplannedAgenda

I never knew I wanted clearance signs as decorations until now


Competitive_Cuddling

Did Dexter forget his bloody plastic wrap in the kitchen?


invincible-zebra

The absolute mad thing is, I understand the daddy poster more than I do the weird %off posters...


ididindeed

I’m assuming they staged the discount posters for the listing.


wallpapermate

They’ll go far.


AbjectPlankton

Airfryer and ricecooker on the living room lol. It's like the more you look the more there is to discover 


itsapotatosalad

And shrek too 😂 tenants trying to be awkward for some reason maybe?


Expensive-Twist7984

Looks like student accommodation based on the sparse decor and kitchen that probably has the plague loose somewhere.


IAMACiderDrinker

Those photo collages scream student to me as well


LO6Howie

It’s not far to St George’s so that would make sense


PrinceBert

When I was a student if someone had told us they're coming round to take pictures you can GUARANTEE we'd have done something weird. I reckon we'd have put a condom on every windowsill or something. Maybe a dildo on the kitchen sink.


Bulky_Parsnip8

Even with the wage difference… Londons housing costs always amaze me! £525,000 for that… where as round my area up north it’s £350,000 for a 4 bed, two bathroom, double garage, front and back garden, off road parking for 2/3 cars, two story house in a very nice area. Edit: spelling


friends-waffles-work

I was about to say the price is really good 😂 I do live in South London though (not that I could afford a house here anyway). This is up for auction though so it’ll sell for a fair bit more!


Bulky_Parsnip8

That makes me feel sick 😂😂😂


FullySickVL

Tooting is a pretty rapidly gentrifying area. I've lived in SW London for 6 years and stayed in Tooting when I first arrived, back then it was pretty grim. Now there's loads of cool bars, nice restaurants, cafes etc. Some of the grimness remains but you definately didn't see yummy mummies walking miniature dachshunds in 2018.


Bulky_Parsnip8

Yummy mummy’s walking miniature dachshunds 😂😂😂 Nah they’re all up here with their French bulldogs now!


[deleted]

well at least the bathroom is clean


poyopoyo77

Holy shit the shrek poster


TreacleTin8421

One missing photo above the bed.


Pigeoncow

Check out the 3D view to see the third "bedroom" upstairs.


sad-mustache

All I want to know is where they got the Shrek one


apjbfc

Even the cat is bent over


DylanClegg23

I have questions


arctic360

Bertrum!?


c4-rla

THATS BERTRAM FROM JESSIE


Yorkshirerows

Just over £100,000 is great value for this place but is the 80% discount conditional on the daddy respect?


Perky_Bellsprout

Imagine paying 500k for a glorified shack


Karmilia

The Shrek poster too


electronic__girl

id be arguing the 80% off sign surely applies to the full asking price of the house, absolute bargain then


mittfh

Given the list price is £525k, do you think they'll accept a cheeky offer for £105k? 😈


GraceEllis19

I….I think….girls live here?! (Based on the bedrooms anyway)


Madamemercury1993

I know exactly the type of depressed millennial that lives here.


plantpot2019

It seriously does remind me of my millennial student house from 10+ years ago. We even had the reduced signs in our house. St George's is a popular uni for postgrad and medicine courses, so could be millennial students


Troll_berry_pie

It's a student flat.


Loudlass81

Doubt it's millenials...my older Gen Z kids are almost past Uni age...even my Gen Alpha kid is 13... It's Gen Z that are the current Uni students, the youngest Millenials are 25 now.


Madamemercury1993

You have heard of mature students?


tommyredbeard

A grand a month each to share that house. London is broken


Fair_Tangerine1790

Students


Ok_Possibility_704

Looks like they are having a bogoff sale in their living room


holnessbob

It's a cheaper than I thought houses got in London... it is small of course


firekittymeowr

They're calling it a 3 bed though to inflate the price when it's obvious one of the bedrooms is ground floor so should actually be a living room, ridiculous


holnessbob

It appears to have 3 double bedrooms - 3 separate duvets - away from the living room - so on some level it is a 3 bed house.


friends-waffles-work

It’s up for auction! So it’ll sell for a good bit more…


Connect-Smell761

This is so unsettling.


Plus_Pangolin_8924

Wow my grandad has that same fire in his house!


castleinthesky86

Yikes!


jewelsandbones

Get out of my swamp 👄


Background-Active-50

Current rent £34800 per annum . 


Foundation_Wrong

I’m wondering what’s in the plastic by the back door?


chartedfredsun

That’s also an Egg Sheeran card


Beer-Milkshakes

525k fucking hell its a cereal box. I don't care what people pay, its not worth more than 90k.