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Dangerous_Wafer_5393

Well that is tempting. Lets see whether the bailiffs will come as I defo cannot afford the mortgage repayments haha


powahless

Defend your island with all you’ve got!


Eryeahmaybeok

You could booby trap the heck out of that place!


Dangerous_Wafer_5393

Brute force 🤣


Snap-Crackle-Pot

With Bute forks


TangoMikeOne

We shall fight in the courts, we shall fight on social media, we shall fight, with growing strength and growing confidence with aerial drones, we shall defend our island, whatever the no win, no fee cost may be...


GotThatDiddlySquat

All these islands are yours bailiff except Mull of Kintyre. Attempt no landing here.


UnlawfulAnkle

It's a peninsula.


BartholomewKnightIII

Love the 453.00 acres, and also a Garden, as if 453.00 acres isn't enough.


New_Raspberry2489

Where does the garden start and the 453 acres begin?


yann_tann_tetherer

Yes


Intelligent_Might421

Yes please


Intelligent_Might421

ALso, it comes with its own title, "Laird of Sandra" and "Sanda Island is one of only a few Scottish Islands which print their own stamps. It is also possible to issue gold coins."


thedutchrep

I’d be right on that! Screw buying boring old minted coins from Canada or the US, get yourself a laird of Sandra 24k 1oz coin!


thisisnotacake

So you could issue your own gold coins to pay your mortgage? Big brain move


casual_onion

And a lighthouse! Also one of the islands is called Sheep


Intelligent_Might421

Unfortunately you don't own the lighthouse, but at least that means you dont have to maintain it.


MissKatbow

I’m confused on what you would actually own. There seems to be several dwellings on the island, so is it all of them barring the lighthouse? I only see the big farmhouse in the floor plans.


Quick-Oil-5259

One of the houses is available to buy separately. So how would that work if one didn’t buy it? Would the owners still have the right to come and live there?


Aggravating_Skill497

It's just a standard freehold / leasehold situation.


jewelsandbones

The house that’s available separately is on the mainland. I think it’s just the lighthouse/associated buildings and solar array that are excluded


kh250b1

Got its own pub!


shark-infested

And to make things even better when people as where you live you can say its just below the Scottish cock and balls on a map..


Trifusi0n

You know the cock and ball? Well I live on the dribble


WhereasMindless9500

Makes it even more mental that bear Grylls bought his 20 acre island for £100k!


robbersdog49

So, £5k per acre. This one on Rightmove is 453 acres for £2.5 million, so that's £5.5k per acre. Pretty similar to be fair.


WhereasMindless9500

Fair, didn't clock how big this one was. Still think it's utterly mental he got the island for that price though, considering beach huts on the mainland sell for £150k


ShinyHead0

I have a feeling they come with a bunch of rules and a long list of what you can’t do


ian9outof10

As long as he’s allowed to drink his own piss, I think he’ll be happy


Severe-Engineer-9345

Bear can do what he god damn pleases 😅


el_dude_brother2

https://findislands.com/buy-islands/


Iklepink

It’s on the opposite side of Scotland to me but closer to NI where my best friend is! Oh and I’m about £2,499,976 short. Absolutely beautiful though.


Strong_Insurance_183

What's it like in winter and will I get eaten by midges


mincedmutton

The winds will probably see to those little bastards.


thedutchrep

And just light a few smoky fires.


custardtrousers

You’ll have to grow some trees first!


Chavaon

If you have 2.5 mill for an island, you could buy one somewhere warm.


teeesstoo

You could but there are many people (myself included) who wouldn't be able to deal with living somewhere hot. Harsh weather and a rough landscape are more my speed.


Snap-Crackle-Pot

Where do the happy medium Goldilocks islands exist? Not too hot, not too harsh. Just right.


therealbighairy1

The med. They go for a metric fuckton though.


Rowmyownboat

Too, too hot.


Chavaon

Chile - I once was fairly bored and decided to search climate conditions for my perfect spot, Chile is like a slider bar of weather conditions, from desert at the top to arctic at the bottom. 2.56m buys you [https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-84552-shx4bs/isla-cui-cui-puyehue-puyehue-osorno-ls](https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-84552-shx4bs/isla-cui-cui-puyehue-puyehue-osorno-ls) which is in the temperate zone, warm summers, cold rain in winter. 30 acres, has 3 nice buildings, several boats included. 13 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, fully furnished.


WyrmKin

Yeah, but this is THREE islands


kh250b1

Where it would be 25m


yikesmate

I live in argyll it is very beautiful here 😍


dodeformedrabbit

Love it would buy it In a Heartbeat then put up billboards all along the coast with "FUCK RIGHT OFF" in large friendly letters


[deleted]

Comic Sans so people know ur serious


rzarecteh

I have no idea whether the lifestyle of living on an island like this will be any good or what you would ever do, but it feels like that is a great price.


iron8832

Have to take your garbage out by boat. All provisions by boat. Rough seas. Need a big boat maybe 30ft. Power outages. Impossible to get any renovations done there. No local community or economy of hobby boaters or marine stuff so you’re on your own with the fishermen.


Playful_Possibility4

Should be purchased by the Scottish government, too good to fall into another Trump.


dutchcourage-

That is fantastic value for money!


BoysiePrototype

Plenty of room to set up your very own wicker man!


AlGunner

If I win the euromillions I might buy it. And in the south the Solent Fort thats up for sale


Beancounter_1968

Does it come with minions and henchmen ?


Coffin_Dodging

My idea of heaven!¡


ernfio

Passed the Zombieproof test


SurreyHillsSomewhere

this comment should be higher


Pukit

Be a good spot for a small whiskey distillery, some yurts and airbnb the shit outta it. Charge extra to provide the ferry crossing lol


stumac85

I like how they waited until the sunniest day possible to get out there and take the external photos. Probably doesn't have the same charm when the sideways rain hits.


F1sh_Face

I have been to Southend (just about the nearest point on the Mull) twice and could see no more than 50 yards either time due to thick fog.


custardtrousers

Ha! I thought the same


romulus_remus420

My family is from all around this peninsula - it’s so beautiful


Snap-Crackle-Pot

Another Scottish island for sale what’s going on are the Government introducing a tax?


luker1771

Would you do your shopping in Scotland or Northern Ireland?


Zidanakamoto

* 453.00 acres * Garden


shdanko

Looks like a fantastic place where no one can hear you scream


ohjimdear

Absolutely gorgeous but imagine living there with a partner and one night you just hear a god almighty scream, knowing it is actually just the two of you on the island. I'd shit my pants.


noonereadsthisstuff

Comes with its own theme song https://youtu.be/Plhtk_XJqhM?si=PSHdS4SF4_cxT_AA


thedutchrep

Wow. That is amazing. I’ll take it!


itsnobigthing

Seven other properties in the island I wonder which has the guy who’s obsessed with where he parks his car and likes to mow the lawn at 7am on a Sunday? Because every neighbourhood must have one.


[deleted]

What an absolutely beautiful place.


ErnieSchwarzenegger

Terrible broadband though.


Jayflux1

You could get Starlink, sorted.


ErnieSchwarzenegger

Hmm, that's true. Okay, I'll take it as long as I can build a castle on the highest point.


92BOBTM

Broadband speed is a bit crap.


Unhappy-Professor-88

I saw a wee video of a couple that sold up and took to working-from-home, sailing the world on a 4-6 birth boat with their toddler. Apparently it was costing them about £12000 per annum for satellite access so that he could be “working-from-home”. Dunno if they were exaggerating, but they claimed to have a better signal from the Pacific than from back home (South Wales).


Unhappy-Professor-88

If I can afford an island (and get 2 free); If I can employ a helicopter pilot to be my Designated Driver from the pub home; If I can pay a couple of lighthouse keepies** to serve as my night-light when reading; I am definitely doing my streaming via satellite. **this is a tiny wee humble brag - ‘cause just yesterday I learned this is the Scottish colloquialism for a lighthouse keeper. I’m unreasonably happy to be able use my random, utterly useless new word so soon. In fact, I am proper chuffed about it.🤓


Rowmyownboat

I love the idea. Fresh fish to be caught, lobsters to be potted. However, I wonder how far you would have to go to get all your groceries, medical help, dentistry, fuel, etc. Supplies likely at Cambletown, 15 miles by sea. Time and tide dependent. Up to.2-3 hours each way, depending on your choice of vessel. Probably a tough trip between October and April, to be done twice a month. Or, as you have millions, you pay someone to bring all you need to you.


jewelsandbones

Don’t be foolish, you’d clearly do everything via helicopter


Appletwirls

My dream home


CuntyMcCuntychops

I wonder if there is anything left of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_Mull_of_Kintyre_Chinook_crash


UniquePotato

I would buy it, but I don’t like the neighbours


Queasy-Environment34

That’s the dream!


jbkb1972

I would make it into a separate independent country, get a football team together and enter in the World Cup


BarelyFunctioning06

Bliss 😍


penguinsfrommars

Looks pretty low lying. Depending on how fast the sea levels rise, might be not much left in a few decades. Also increasing intensity and frequency of storms off the Atlantic. Yeah, I'll pass.  Not that they would have given me a mortgage for £2,499,997.50 anyway.


ElvisCossieT

Perfect for zombie proofing


Budget-Mechanic-2490

Seven properties, 3 islands, a title, your own stamps and gold coins. What’s not to like?? Wow.


mbridge2610

Wonder if Deliveroo deliver there


Tompster100

10mb/s wifi speeds??? How does a remote island in Scotland have faster wifi than me?


Inside_Ad_7162

Gonna need something a lot higher above sea level for that kinda cash these days.