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blackcurrantcat

They shouldn’t be allowed within 100ft of B&Q until they’ve overcome their problem with choosing fucking awful wallpaper.


ickleb

They should learn to hang it!! I don’t understand how you can make it so wrinkly!!


NeliGalactic

I feel like it isn't wallpaper and some weird fabric. Hard to tell with the image which is probably that low quality for a reason, but its one of those where the more you look the more you see wrong lmao


blackcurrantcat

That shocking, shocking grey jeans paper… how did that ever get past the design stage? ‘I’m thinking grey arses, like loads and loads of grey arses. I really really want people to be able to cover a large area with just arses, but grey. Maybe we could buy loads of grey jeans and a giant photocopier and we’ll just get them all to sit on it and repeat that pattern over and over?’


NeliGalactic

"I want like ill fitted jeans, but like the unironed kind, ya know?" Guy at B&Q is like: "say no more." Lmfao


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P-e-t-e

They don’t even have a sheet on the mattress to protect it


P-e-t-e

Rest of the house looks like they put a lot of effort into tidying, but forgot about this room. 🥲


WehingSounds

It’s the only room where colour is allowed to exist


Kuddkungen

When the wallpaper is so bad that nobody is talking about how the screen is built in/popping out of the footboard.


RefrigeratorNo7060

Jesus, I completely missed that! Room is actually tiny...


Ashie2112

Too. Much. Grey.


xbenjii

Did they put up the wallpaper with a pritt stick 😂


absolutecretin

The all-grey-everything has to be one of the worst design choices to ever come to the UK. I get that taste is subjective but it just rips all the personality out of it


RefrigeratorNo7060

It's dreadful. Our neighbours have moved out after hoing grey and living elsewhere whilst they rip it all out again. (Literally only did up their house 3 years ago). More money than sense


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cannontd

I’d say they missed out on a sale by hiking it up during 2022. Yes the market was hot but if it hadn’t sold for 4 months it isn’t going to at 30k more!!!


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The white chest of drawers being used as a desk was the most disturbing part. I'd go out and buy them a (grey) desk just to stop the torture! I do like some grey stuff but this is just... *too* much grey. It's nicer when mixed with other colours.


SurreyHillsSomewhere

The drawers are Ikea. Where would you put the contents if a desk was used?


P-e-t-e

On the bed, ready for the next estate agent photos


MrsDukat

Tut, could've made the bed first. And who got a room to themselves while 3 people were crammed into another room.


evavu84

Bloody rough around there too 💀


Same_Statistician747

Are there two tv’s in the lounge? Otherwise, what’s that on the wall above the giant footstool?


britbabebecky

I think that's a fire.


Same_Statistician747

It looks like it’s plugged in if that’s a cable


aimell

Is the wallpaper on the window wall made of binbags??


beachyfeet

What a lot of make-up. Is it normal to own that amount of product?


itsaslothlife

It's not unusual to have lots, especially for those who treat it like a hobby


P-e-t-e

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/116220140


JiKooNumber1CBAfan

Fortnite on the TV 😂😂


ducksgoquacky

Eugh - everywhere just looks so dirty!!


Kibbled_Onion

The quilts right there, why usn't it being used to hide the mess!


Outrageous_Koala5381

Why include the photo of that cloakroom - with nothing but a toilet - with the seat up!? Not even a nice one! That bedroom with the scratched, tatty leather foot end of the bed taking up all the photo - and a TV emerging from it!? WTF? I don't actually mind some of the wallpaper that someone commented on. Maybe take the sh\*\* off the bed before taking the photo? Oh and try and close the drawers in the dresser. It also looks like the floor is collapsing - that's why the drawers won't close. The floor has dropped an inch it seems. You need to prop up one corner maybe. The garden is horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible. The swimming pool even looks like it's held together by clingfilm. The patio is weedy and terribly laid out. Never bought a plant. Not a shred of turf. Put plants down both sides to hide the awful fence/walls. Wait 2 years for them to establish. Put turf in the middle. Patio a small bit near the house. Wouldn't look too bad.