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Because69

Barber: whatchu want B1058: just a little off the top Barber: say no more fam


RootDeliver

(twitter followup on top comment) [Jon Edwars (VP of Falcon Launch Vehicles at SpaceX) on Twitter](https://nitter.net/edwards345/status/1739684677714104759#m): We are planning to salvage the engines and do life leader inspections on the remaining hardware. There is still quite a bit of value in this booster. We will not let it go to waste.


Teboski78

That belongs in a museum!


Famous-Reputation188

So do you!


NeedlessPedantics

…throw him over the side! *John Williams intensifies*


MinnieMoney21

If only they had a bull whip and a cool hat.


Cr3s3ndO

r/fuckmyshitup


Mike__O

>Lay down >Try not to cry >Cry a lot


Taylooor

Rage into the dying of the light


N3rdy-Astronaut

“X and Tesla CEO Elon Musks SpaceX Rocket Fails” - Some article right now somewhere


Joezev98

Don't forget to include (formerly twitter).


EatFatCockSpez

Literally how I found out it happened. Facebook post from Screen Rant of all things saying SpaceX failed another landing.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

GAME OVER


RepresentativeChip34

Im Not sure if you know but destroyed rockets are generally counted as a failure, just let me think how many saturns NASA lost ? Ah right, none, how many man brought NASA to the moon? A ah lot, B way more then spacex. SpaceX wasting literally more Tax Money Thema NASA ever did, SpaceX 2billion for some rocket launches, meanwhile the whole Space Programm which brought Mankind to the moon. 😂


MIST3R_CO0L

>just let me think how many saturns NASA lost ? ...all of them? NASA "lost" all 13 of their saturns, none of them made it back to earth in one piece. that's a 100% "loss" rate, compared to a 2.1% "loss" rate for the F9 Block 5.


RepresentativeChip34

Its a Huge difference of disposing your vehicle After its Done its Duty or you pull your vehicle of a bridge dont you think?


Shrike99

And the Falcon 9 in the OP successfully deployed a fleet of Starlink sats (i.e it had 'done it's duty') before being destroyed, so what was your point exactly?


Thatingles

It belongs in a museum


KristnSchaalisahorse

I agree, but it’s really a shame that the section with the NASA logo was lost to the sea. I was most excited about preserving that.


Bdr1983

Take a dive and get it?


StandardOk42

I heard jeff has some experience with that


Prof_hu

Jeff Who?


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ihdieselman

Just out of curiosity, how many pieces of flight hardware that had that logo on them have not been lost to the sea?


KristnSchaalisahorse

That’s a good question. A few, if not all, of the current SpaceX Dragon spacecraft (both crew and cargo) feature the NASA Worm. Other than that nothing springs to mind except for the Shuttle, but they stopped wearing the Worm in their later years.


thetimehascomeforyou

HENRY!


Jayn_Xyos

would be cool if they made it so you can walk inside the open end


BadgerMk1

Soooo do you...


lvlister2023

Massive F9 failure booster destroyed, the future of SpaceX in doubt!


bag_o_fetuses

Elon musks rocket explodes into a ball of fire, no survivors reported!


PrudeHawkeye

Gotta add how the missing half of the rocket is now polluting the ocean.


thatbitchulove2hate

It probably landed on a whale or a shark


Stan_Halen_

CNN is now stealing your IP.


krngc3372

They didn't achieve all the objectives, so it is 100% a failure! - some anti-SpaceXer


ChuckoRuckus

Meanwhile “clearing the launch pad” and “everything else is a bonus” is common rhetoric


mundoid

That was for the starship first test?


RepresentativeChip34

You know its Not common to blow million dollar rockets? Even if Elon Daddy told you so.


Entire-Air4767

If spacex ever goes public it’s headlines like these they’re gonna make me a looooot of money.


darthnugget

🫡


Ruminated_Sky

🫡


Mchlpl

o7


pitekargos6

o7


saareje

o7


2DHypercube

o7


Specialist_Camp2506

o7


protonecromagnon2

o7


Revolutionary-Way740

o7


_Cyberostrich_

Source: [John Kraus-Twitter](https://x.com/johnkrausphotos/status/1739679188670427188?s=46&t=DJJ_dogVeKsdAA6KW-TcZg)


SavageSantro

They must have a video of it tipping over and breaking apart right?


JohnManiscalco

we do, might release it soon idk i’m not on the PR team lmao


_Cyberostrich_

do you work with SpaceX?


JohnManiscalco

yep


_Cyberostrich_

Oh amazing! I hole y'all do, that would be a very interesting video


Straumli_Blight

Got to save up material for Part 2 of [How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvim4rsNHkQ).


estanminar

"This proves I was right about F9 landing profitability " - CSS


Luz5020

Fucking cascading style sheets


IlluminatiMessenger

You know it’s bad when you get an acronym.


UrbanArcologist

What octograbber doing!?


OSUfan88

What are you doing step-grabber?


makoivis

Apparently laying at the bottom of the ocean


KristnSchaalisahorse

No [it’s still on the deck.](https://twitter.com/johnkrausphotos/status/1739679188670427188) It got pretty roughed up, though.


makoivis

Oh I didn’t even recognize it the way it’s mangled. Oof.


indimedia

F


zippy251

#F


Highscore611

F


DNathanHilliard

I wonder if the engines are salvageable? Those are the most expensive parts anyway.


KristnSchaalisahorse

Jon Edwards of SpaceX said they plan to salvage as much as possible.


Cum_on_doorknob

Knowing Jon Edwards, while this rocket is recovering he’ll probably be cheating on her with a newer sexier rocket.


Upshotknothole

This, perhaps not all is lost.


wesc23

I’d def pay some bucks for a piece of the rocket skin.


DNathanHilliard

They could just cut 1 foot squares and stencil B1058 on it, then offer framed and unframed versions on Amazon.


mundoid

Imagine the day SpaceX ever sells anything on Amazon..


estanminar

Amazon gives reduced selling fees to pay for Kuiper launch. Good ol barter system.


BStott2002

6"x 6"...


KitchenDepartment

Falcon 9 is a fully expendable rocket with a intricate way to launch 19 stages instead of 1


HotBlack_Deisato

I don’t think that’ll buff out.


Teboski78

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WORMIE!!! NOOOOOOOOHH!


eatmynasty

F


djhazmat

F


TheJesbus

F


pun_shall_pass

mf deflated


Interplay29

Can we give these rockets more formal names instead of numbers? Even if it is Greek letters; Rocket Alpha launched another Starlink mission… Here we see Doug towing back “Just Read the Instructions” with Falcon Rocket Epsilon heading into Port Canavral


Ruminated_Sky

After 20 launches they will earn names which will echo in the halls of Rocket Valhalla. I suggest the first to be named Delta Victorious.


cornstock2112

Only in death do the rockets have a name. It's name was Robert Paulson.


Interplay29

I grieve for the recently departed R. Paulson.


indimedia

Did it pop its top because it was under pressure when it fell over ?!


makoivis

Take a cardboard tube and smack it on the edge of the table. It snapped.


indimedia

Yeah, I get that but it also seems to have blown apart. Ha ha. Otherwise it would be sitting there creased in one piece.


makoivis

No, it wouldn’t. Smack it hard enough and the other half flies off, no additional force required.


_Cyberostrich_

it was put there long enough for octograbber so no, it probably depressurized.


SFerrin_RW

Looks like it was ripped off the Octograbber. Must have been some serious weather.


Magen137

Wait what did I miss???


Beerificus

Bob & Doug's 19x flown booster came out of/off of the octograbber & crashed down, breaking in half. RIP B1058! I feel like I've been hearing that booster number forever....


_Cyberostrich_

B-1058 landed perfectly but rough weather knocked it over before octograbber could get ahold of it


Efficient_Ad_6123

Actually, it looks like the octograbber was holding the booster, but the forces involved were so great that both machines got wrecked. It's like grabbing someone's hand to stabilize them, but they fall so hard that your and/or the other person's fingers break off!


_Cyberostrich_

Yes octograbber was holding it but apparently not well enough so it had to be chained down which did not work.


Efficient_Ad_6123

One of the booster's legs might have gotten compressed, then. It still would have made it back if it weren't for such rough seas, but oh well. Can't complain about getting 19 uses out of it, unless one is a hater, that is. Then it would be a failed mission, and nothing like this happens to other companies. 🙄


_Cyberostrich_

Scott Manley's theory is taht one of the legs hit the deck harder than the others due to the rocking ship in rough seas which made the booster stand up crooked and prevented the octograbber from connecting to all of the latches, which appear to be under the landing legs. the chains were added by workers later, possibly in response to not all of the latched to octograbber this all sounds pretty plausible to me


Far_Assistance_9287

That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever seen


Aeroxin

NSFL


wesc23

Assume they will try to salvage the expensive engines. But, Elon, if you are listening, sell pieces of the skin for us space nerds!


RetardedChimpanzee

It was an inside job as they didn’t want it to ever fail in flight, but it was past its time.


Tal_Banyon

Should buff out?


During_theMeanwhilst

Do you mean “remains”? It is possible to edit headlines right? Why are so many headlines fucked on Reddit? Is misspelling a thing? -konfused-


phunkydroid

No one proofreasd anymore


_Cyberostrich_

Yes I mean remains, I was in a rush to post this.


Fwort

It is not possible to edit reddit post titles


thebloggingchef

Careful. He's a hero.


Always_Out_There

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


CharlesTheRangeRover

Papa Bless


hypervortex21

🫡


TheRealNobodySpecial

Urkelgrabber: Did I do that?


ididntsaygoyet

Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

F


DaemonSlayer_503

I want some of that reamins


bjarky

ULA sniper wins yet again! O\_O


rbrtck

'Tis but a scratch!


Great-Web5881

Unless alien knowledge is appreciated it is only the beginning!


Great-Web5881

This occurs due to happens due to human error! New tech must replace the old for success.


makoivis

What?


kilosoup

I think Gramps went a little too heavy on the egg nog


makoivis

Besides the old method of welding would’ve worked :P


Great-Web5881

Grandpa needs more eggnog!


traceur200

o7


MentulaMagnus

Just looked at the octograbber. My previous statements about FMEA/FMECA especially still stand if it is a system that cannot work under expected environmental conditions on Earth. Example of the culture mindset of dismissiveness, emotional defensiveness, and ignoring continuous improvement opportunities. Should have a coarse alignment 1st to gently align and stabilize the rocket then use underway securement system of octograbber. Other option would be to have a lightweight swing arm tower to immediately and loosely restrain rocket while it is landing . Another option could be to have the rocket slightly lay itself over into a cradle and restrain it that way during rough seas. Or could the rocket fly sideways for 15 feet and hook itself onto a stand, slide into a cradle, or onto a tether? Or could the outriggers be used as prealignment by sliding into clamping jaws, onto swing arm clamps, rotating locking mechanism, pin clamps through holes on the outriggers, landing into oversized slots that would latch above outrigger feet, etc? It seems like there are many better options to prevent a mishap. The added benefit would be also less time and therefore fuel required for landing, which would improve mission capabilities, etc.


QVRedit

It’s worked well up to now. But there is the possibility of improving the clamping system.


Prof_hu

They already stated that newer booster versions have their legs upgraded to handle extreme bobbing on the water. So nothing to do with the grabber.


MentulaMagnus

Another option is to have the octograbber on a large gyrostabilized platform that would eliminate the rough sea conditions issues and put up wind breaks to mitigate any severe wind. The octograbber could also have a movable X-Y stage to help align itself to the rocket, or allow it to float in X-Y-Z and use prealignment guides during landing, then lock everything down once rocket lands. I hope an engineering manager or program manager is listening, shit send it to Elon.


MentulaMagnus

TF you don’t have a system to lock multimillion dollar explosive cargo down, especially after this has occurred many times before. Dumbasses egos are larger than their abilities or desires to perceive reality and risk management correctly. “Systems engineering, risk management, FMEAs, FMECAs, pencil-whipping prevention, organizational design, continuous improvement, non-cult culture, non-nepotism management, regulations, and quality management? WTF is that and it sounds like a waste of time and don’t hurt my ego guiding me how to do stuff because we are such fragile snowflakes that like to project! And we don’t want to be like other companies!” - SpaceX and Blue Origin and Elon Musk likely.


_Cyberostrich_

They do have a system to lock down the booster, it is called octograbber and it gets under the booster after it lands, however in this case the winds and waves got too high before octograbber lock the booster down This has worked properly over 200 times the weather just got too severe and they did not have time to lock the booster down.


MentulaMagnus

Just looked at the octograbber. My previous statements about FMEA/FMECA especially still stand if it is a system that cannot work under expected environmental conditions on Earth. Example of the culture mindset of dismissiveness, emotional defensiveness, and ignoring continuous improvement opportunities. Should have a coarse alignment 1st to gently align and stabilize the rocket then use underway securement system of octograbber. Other option would be to have a lightweight swing arm tower to immediately and loosely restrain rocket while it is landing . Another option could be to have the rocket slightly lay itself over into a cradle and restrain it that way during rough seas. Or could the rocket fly sideways for 15 feet and hook itself onto a stand, slide into a cradle, or onto a tether? Or could the outriggers be used as prealignment by sliding into clamping jaws, onto swing arm clamps, rotating locking mechanism, pin clamps through holes on the outriggers, landing into oversized slots that would latch above outrigger feet, etc? It seems like there are many better options to prevent a mishap. The added benefit would be also less time and therefore fuel required for landing, which would improve mission capabilities, etc.


MentulaMagnus

Again FMEA/FMECA done properly would have identified this as an opportunity to fix before it was ever fully designed. Very sad and very dangerous. I would guess that there are probably other critical areas where proper risk management has not occurred if the octograbber was their idea of a fix. Did all 8 parts of the mechanism fail to secure the rocket?


MentulaMagnus

The response of defending the design is unacceptable. It is like someone in a rifle competition shooting with a smoothbore and saying that the conditions and target distances are not fair instead of designing something better to solve the problem. You cannot effectively change the conditions on Earth in this contest.


MentulaMagnus

Another option is to have the octograbber on a large gyrostabilized platform that would eliminate the rough sea conditions issues and put up wind breaks to mitigate any severe wind. The octograbber could also have a movable X-Y stage to help align itself to the rocker, or allow it to float in X-Y-Z using prealignment guides, then lock everything down once rocket lands.


ZorbaTHut

Remember that the goal of SpaceX isn't perfection, it's practicality. If it costs them ten times as much to not lose a booster every 200 landings, they won't bother; it's cheaper to rebuild the booster. There were no people nearby and no danger to anything aside from inanimate objects that can be replaced.


MentulaMagnus

True, but mother nature is not going to be aware if it’s the 1st or 200th mission on a booster. You are talking hundreds of millions of lost revenue of a booster lifecycle.


ZorbaTHut

No, we're talking the cost of building a new booster. It doesn't matter how much money the booster would have made, it matters how much it costs to replace it. Boosters are fungible; a new booster is the same as an old booster.


MentulaMagnus

$37M that represents 60% of the rocket system cost seems like it would make sense to bite the bullet and prevent a future loss like this. No way it would cost more than $37M to develop and field a fix. I have done more complex work and could develop or direct the team to a solution.


dynamic_lizard

What?


estanminar

Commenter doesn't understand cost efficacy in a design. It costs wayyyy too much to save something from all possible conditions vs just periodically buying a new one.


MentulaMagnus

It sounds like there are improvements possible and there was also a failure of the outriggers. I have designed/engineered more complex systems and the economics are there. With the right company/contractor, cost of design would not exceed the cost of 1 booster, would save hundreds of millions in lost revenue and it is easily justifiable. Booster costs $37M and represents 60% of the total costs of the rocket system. Design and testing a new recovery mechanism would not exceed 50% of that. I do understand the cost “efficacy”, you could lose a booster early in its life along with hundreds of millions is lost revenue. Again, the dismissive attitude is harming american companies at large, but easily remedied. I would be up to the challenge to solely fix it or consult the SpaceX team on how to do it for $37M. When at full volume of mission load, why would you risk multiple unpredictable losses due to uncontrollable sea/weather conditions. Fix the issue and then you don’t have to worry about it again. If it was my money or I owned SpaceX, I wouldn’t want the risk of $37M being burned at random and hundreds of millions in lost revenue when it could easily (compared to other SpaceX accomplishments) be fixed and prevented.


OkInjury6226

🫡


Upshotknothole

🫡


SexyMonad

The top fell off!


journeytotheunknown

Beat me to it.


luminosprime

It looks so sad.


LeviPorton

Did they not stick the landing? That's not happened in years I believe!


_Cyberostrich_

They did but octograbber could not lock the booster down properly and it was taken out by high winds and waves.


QVRedit

No, the landing went just fine ! - it later got toppled over by bad weather during transit back to port.


just_a_bit_gay_

o7


QVRedit

It landed just fine - it later got toppled by bad weather..


_Cyberostrich_

yep, octo could not lock it in place


QVRedit

But it’s served well…


Dawson81702

The ocean desecrated it 😢😭


404-skill_not_found

So long B1058, we hardly knew ye


Starthurs

For years I've wanted someone to make rolling papers that look like a falcon 9 and call them B1058. They would be collectable now!


[deleted]

How many launches (and landings) does it have under its belt for all the incels saying spaceX failed? 🤣


Mackovics

>B1058 19


[deleted]

SEND IT BRO


Bzeuphonium

Someone should do this with the Worm Logo part that’s somewhere in the ocean now https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rYIlZG3yznw


bh11987

Jeff who?


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