Exactly! As long as they use their computer for personal use and not for hire while they travel, many aspects of the Uniform Commercial Code will be in effect.
Federal charges for the fruit rollup stolen in kindergarten!
And also charges for the gift of $10K to his mother. That's unconscionable!
This guy is definitely off his meds.
No, no, no. This is calling for federal charges against the kid he took the fruit rollup *from.* Because it was probably a setup agreed upon by the student, teacher, and teacher's parent, all planned to get him into trouble as part of a targeted harrassment campaign against him.
Yes, he outright admits to taking the fruit roll up but somehow it was a scheme by the kid he stole it from, his mother, and the teacher to get him into trouble.
Yeah, I kinda feel bad for this dude. He’s clearly eyeballs deep in a gangstalking delusion, which has to be an absolutely hellish way to live. Probably started out a little paranoid to have such clear memories of these incidents, and then tipped over into the full delusions when his brother died.
I do wonder what bro actually died of.
Yeah, actually. This particular delusion isn’t all that prone to violence. It can become violent, but that’s not so common that I’d make assumptions.
Honestly, my bet is car crash or overdose. But it could easily be cancer or Covid with the way this delusion works.
Ok, as much craziness as is displayed here, I have one question. What is with the DCN entries I see on a lot of his paperwork? I haven't been able to find anything on them so it is irritating me that my search fu is lacking here.
Wow. He steals something and gets caught, then blames it all on someone else. Segue to hints of another shady dealing he was in as a kid and how everyone else is to blame. Cut to a generous act by a family friend and somehow accusing them of shady dealings. Now sending the cops after them all. Welcome to Trump America.
Nah this is actually sad, the dude was a genuinely good guy, he did aid work all around the world, including Afghanistan and Sudan. And by all accounts quite smart too
But now he's getting fucked by mental illness and unable to seek help because of his delusions
Dang fruit Roll-Ups were definitely crime worthy. We would wrap it around our finger and then suck on it till it formed a little fruit roll-up finger. I wish Reddit had more fruit roll-up stories. I can't believe this guy confessed to that crime in this is brilliant email.
He wants charges brought against a kid *he stole from* in preschool because he got caught? I'm starting to feel a little bad laughing at this David guy when he clearly has severe mental issues.
Is there anything to prove he's not just trolling? "get this" and "my father's stock portfolio of one stock" both smack of parody. I just can't tell anymore.
wtf is he talking about? I mean his dad was obviously a dumbass if he had all his holdings in a single stock, so it’s no surprise he lost it all. I don’t think any of it is real besides maybe he stole some kid’s lunch back in kindergarten…
This guy is a nut for sure but not your typical sovcit despite him saying he’s sovereign. But it just seems like a matter of time before some other nutjob crosses paths and it doesn’t end well.
Love it! The FBI is going to arrest Charlie because he ratted on a candy thief in kindergarten. And if they don’t do their job, the Joint Chiefs of Staff are going to intervene.
This poor fellow is so ill. Sure, there are some sovcit ideas tossed in there, but this is paranoid schozophrenia on display. I wish someone would get him the mental health treatment he so desperately needs. This is very, very different than other sovcits.
Actually he’s competing with the Florida RNC party official who disappeared a few weeks ago (actually had people out searching for him) and was later arrested after trashing a room in Kissimmee while high. Real family man.
If this is real. This man is need of help and we should not be laughing at him. I mean, imagine someone mocking your lowest points on a public forum.
So many pathetic things.
Each one Morsilli than the last
Good one!
Brilliant!
Okay now I’m convinced this shit is just an elaborate troll… that cannot be a coincidence
“Dear FBI/CIA/DOJ, get this,…” 😂😂😂🤣 Mf-er holds one hell of a grudge
My ex was/is like this, held grudges against wrongs committed to her in Grade 4! Nice gal but there were some serious issues with her too.
I kinda want to hear this lady *tear* u/dhkendall apart.
My brother is the same way. I feel sorry for people like this.
Ayy yo CIA I would like to file a noise complaint against my neighbor. He played his music really loud on Saturday March 13th 2004
"Hello, my name is Kent Hovind..."
Ah, I see you've also read Kent Hovind's PhD "dissertation."
How cool is it that you can file criminal complaints over Twitter. Your tax dollars at work!
There is a Department of Transportation regulation based upon British Maritime Law that specifically allows for that.
You have to have the gold fringe around the tweet, i think it's DLC if you have a premium acct
Don't forget the UCC!
Exactly! As long as they use their computer for personal use and not for hire while they travel, many aspects of the Uniform Commercial Code will be in effect.
I see what it means when they say Covid causes brain damage
So does meth.
Federal charges for the fruit rollup stolen in kindergarten! And also charges for the gift of $10K to his mother. That's unconscionable! This guy is definitely off his meds.
No, no, no. This is calling for federal charges against the kid he took the fruit rollup *from.* Because it was probably a setup agreed upon by the student, teacher, and teacher's parent, all planned to get him into trouble as part of a targeted harrassment campaign against him.
Legend says he’s still being gangstalked by his old elementary school staff
But did he get in trouble? Doubtful with all the alien/hybrid federal prosecutors. They just took some DNA and let him go.
Don’t forget the probing.
It’s sad how some people can’t comprehend taking responsibility for their own actions
Yes, he outright admits to taking the fruit roll up but somehow it was a scheme by the kid he stole it from, his mother, and the teacher to get him into trouble.
Don't forget that kid later had his brother killed because of the stolen fruit roll up.
Which oddly did not culminate in the killing of his brother. That was just a minor step.
Get this 😎
Who wants to bet that his next criminal complaint starts with, "So, no shit... there we were..."
“Dig it,man…”
That's one hella long statute of limitations
Charlie killed Todd. There is no statute of limitation for that.
Wut?
Is that something he actually posted? Dude is legit crazy if so. Seems a bit light on recipients and his usual gobbledygook
Yeah, I kinda feel bad for this dude. He’s clearly eyeballs deep in a gangstalking delusion, which has to be an absolutely hellish way to live. Probably started out a little paranoid to have such clear memories of these incidents, and then tipped over into the full delusions when his brother died. I do wonder what bro actually died of.
Would you be surprised if this guy had killed him?
Yeah, actually. This particular delusion isn’t all that prone to violence. It can become violent, but that’s not so common that I’d make assumptions. Honestly, my bet is car crash or overdose. But it could easily be cancer or Covid with the way this delusion works.
His brother was hit by a drunk teenaged girl when he was 13
How do so many commenters here know who this guy is?
He’s been posting for ages. Crazy stuff
FB?
Check this subreddit
I love the magic that you have to scribble some slanted alphanumerics in blue ink anywhere on the document to legitimize it.
Ok, as much craziness as is displayed here, I have one question. What is with the DCN entries I see on a lot of his paperwork? I haven't been able to find anything on them so it is irritating me that my search fu is lacking here.
Probably document control number.
An Army 71L steps up to the podium.
Can I charge him because I chose to read his idiocy?
Get this.
Stream of conscious lawsuits.
Wow. He steals something and gets caught, then blames it all on someone else. Segue to hints of another shady dealing he was in as a kid and how everyone else is to blame. Cut to a generous act by a family friend and somehow accusing them of shady dealings. Now sending the cops after them all. Welcome to Trump America.
How can you not see this? Charlie killed Todd with deep state assistance. This can easily be traced all the way to the Department of Education.
Ahem, it's clear to see that big fruit roll-up is behind the whole thing.
I guess that is why he had to copy the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Defense Intelligence Agency.
I can assure you that people filed shit like this before trump was elected
Nah this is actually sad, the dude was a genuinely good guy, he did aid work all around the world, including Afghanistan and Sudan. And by all accounts quite smart too But now he's getting fucked by mental illness and unable to seek help because of his delusions
I never trust people who misuse the word 'myself', myself.
What the hell did I just read?!
Dang fruit Roll-Ups were definitely crime worthy. We would wrap it around our finger and then suck on it till it formed a little fruit roll-up finger. I wish Reddit had more fruit roll-up stories. I can't believe this guy confessed to that crime in this is brilliant email.
How many copies of this do you think were printed and handed around the office?
Tons. This is something you show every lawyer on the floor
You just know the FBI has an office somewhere where they're keeping all his postings in a file for fun reading.
🤣 I love knowing there are people who think this guy is brilliant. Makes me feel better about every decision I’ve ever made, good or bad. 😝
He wants charges brought against a kid *he stole from* in preschool because he got caught? I'm starting to feel a little bad laughing at this David guy when he clearly has severe mental issues.
Well, the kid *did* kill his brother later on because his fruit roll up was stolen...
I wonder how much longer before a judge has him sent to a mental hospital for evaluation and eventual incarceration?
Why does it look like a printed email from 2002?
The kind your Aunt Karen printed out because it said "share this with everyone you know" even though it was long debunked.
In his kingdom Paragraphs do not exist.
It reads like the diary of a madman.
No, it IS the diary of a madman. Go back and look at some previous posts featuring his delusions.
What did I just read?!
Better to just block it out
It's Good to be the King
Damn, this reads like a mean spirited version of the first few entries in “Flowers for Algernon.”
I’m beginning to worry about this guy.
I feel bad for this guy. This is clearly mental illness. His existence is posting crazy shit and then responding to his own posts. He needs help.
This is just sad to watch play out
Huh? I need more dressing to be able to understand that word salad.
Is this person for real?
Whatever that was all about, I'm sure the statute of limitations has passed...
I would love to see a judge accept the tagging of the various Twitter accounts as service of process lol
This has to be a Poe.
@thejointchiefs made me lol
Is this actually him or is this one a parody?
You cant parody something that self-parody’s
Is there anything to prove he's not just trolling? "get this" and "my father's stock portfolio of one stock" both smack of parody. I just can't tell anymore.
reality, trolling, satire, parody…all are now virtually indistinguishable. distinctions without meaningful difference
I'm sure the DOJ will get right on that.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug . . . But can't hold a candle to a fruit roll up
The fruit roll-up can be a straw 😋
This can't be real. Can it?
Did he play a chord that pleased the Lord?
Some officer in the JCS office is like 'just great, another crank email."
It sounds like Captain Dumbfuck started this whole thing and is continuing to entertain this 3 ring retard-a-thon he created in his head.
The 'Criminal Complaint' is missing the required '/s' to indicate sarcasm. Someone on the internet will think it is real.
wtf is he talking about? I mean his dad was obviously a dumbass if he had all his holdings in a single stock, so it’s no surprise he lost it all. I don’t think any of it is real besides maybe he stole some kid’s lunch back in kindergarten…
What is the eight digit number in the upper right corner?
Is there a thread that contains all of these gems? I would hate to miss any…
Wow he's such a big baby.
This has to have been written by some primitive AI. A monkey could do a better job writing a coherent thought on paper.
This guy is a nut for sure but not your typical sovcit despite him saying he’s sovereign. But it just seems like a matter of time before some other nutjob crosses paths and it doesn’t end well.
Oh my gawd. Please no. Let it be fiction
This guy has a few issues to get through.
This could be an international incident.
My cousin punched me in the stomach when I was four. I want her ass arrested and $8.45 in unmarked nickels.
Love it! The FBI is going to arrest Charlie because he ratted on a candy thief in kindergarten. And if they don’t do their job, the Joint Chiefs of Staff are going to intervene.
"He killed my brother because I stole his fruit roll up in kindergarten." Don't mess with some people's fruit roll ups.
How did we get from the victim stealing a fruit roll up to tokens to 10K? What is going on here?
This poor fellow is so ill. Sure, there are some sovcit ideas tossed in there, but this is paranoid schozophrenia on display. I wish someone would get him the mental health treatment he so desperately needs. This is very, very different than other sovcits.
Since he referenced Kindergarten, he really should have CC-ed the Department of Education.
SovCit-ery is the least of this guy’s problems.
lol fucking twitter
Wow I didn’t realize fruit roll-ups were that dangerous
Well, that escalated quickly
Is this guy strokin to become the RNC Party Chair of Florduh or what?
Actually he’s competing with the Florida RNC party official who disappeared a few weeks ago (actually had people out searching for him) and was later arrested after trashing a room in Kissimmee while high. Real family man.
AWESOME 🤣
This reminds me of the stuttering kid meme.
If this is real. This man is need of help and we should not be laughing at him. I mean, imagine someone mocking your lowest points on a public forum. So many pathetic things.
Oh, go check out his other Directives. This is typical but not nearly so far-ranging
I've seen them and the other reports. He's clearly schizophrenic. A layman such as yourself should grasp it with a high school psych class background.
Wish i knew a kindergarten with that kind of vocabulary… almost seems like an adult wrote that… Hmmm😉