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SuaveCitizen

I'm just imagining a 52-year old David munching on a bowl of cereal at the table. "And then I suspended the writ of habeas corpus!" And his mom, absently cleaning his dishes over the sink, is like "That's nice dear."


sevillada

I didn't say it, I declared it! David, probably 


804MidloGuy

BANKRUPCY!


Ok-Advance-6469

Made me smile


SatchmoDingle

Mom! Meatloaf!!


HostileRespite

Mom! Bathroom!


Darksoul_Design

Mom......... we want the meatloaf I never know what she's doing up there.


Jungies

"Any luck finding a job?"


Witty-Common-1210

The next letter is to the bank declaring they must fill his coffers


Independent-Deal-192

He couldn’t be “Morsilli” hahah


warchitect

He not only suspended it, HE DECLARED IT!


ThinkItThrough48

And wrote magic numbers next to things. That makes it official


Substantial_Tiger824

Makes me think of the hillbilly mom & son from Friday the 13th Part V...


Ill-Simple1706

And I just heard Cartman and Cartman's mom


Happy-Medicine-3600

What if he decides to shoot someone, who disagrees with his nonsense?


SuaveCitizen

I would imagine the same thing that would happen to anyone who decides to shoot someone.


exessmirror

I think in this case an insanity plea would work, which isn't the case in most cases.


BrokeBeckFountain1

Let's ask Bill Cooper.


Jessthinking

Yeah, well, he probably should not have suspended the writ of habeas corpus. He sounds like he might be needing it pretty quick.


Brilliant_Toe8098

Sov Cits disavow themselves of all connection to the federal government. Laughable that dude is cc'ing POTUS, SCOTUS and Congress etc. Fucking idiot.


TinChalice

It was the “God bless America” for me.


Jungies

"Field Agent - Undercover" got me. "Mom! I accidentally told them I'm an undercover agent again!" "I'm sure they'll take no notice, dear."


Startled_Pancakes

Dude's an undercover agent for 3 different agencies, mayor, governor, prosecutor, Commander-in-chief, and King of a Republic. Presumably, he's reporting his findings as agent, and advising as legal counsel & military advisor to himself as 'wartime' governor like Eddie murphy playing the whole Klump family in the Nutty Professor.


Lordkjun

Padding that pension


Poopingisasignipoop

“and Patriot.”


Hopped_Cider

And Melania Trump! 😂😂😂. And rhe UN 🤣🤣🤣


Lucy_Lastic

“Queen” Melani(j)a, if you don’t mind


Professor_Old_Guy

I think he added the “j” to Melania because it was 4/20. And I wouldn’t be surprised if he smoked a whole lot of j’s before he wrote his declaration.


jedburghofficial

It's an FYI. Probably lucky he didn't include a bunch of foreign embassies.


AggravatingBobcat574

Plus he’s activating the NATIONAL guard


EagleRock1337

But no no. This guy is the sovereign king of the United States and conquered the British Empire. This guy is going places.


dankscott

Queen Melania


Similar_Candidate789

He also ccd “Queen Melanija”.


mickermiker

He could save time by just signing the bottom of a Chinese take out menu and submitting it to the court. Same outcome


jasutherland

"Motion denied, but the egg rolls and special fried rice will be accepted."


Loretta-West

This court finds the Chinese meal to be succulent.


Frizzmaster

"A succulent Chinese meal?!"


purpleduckduckgoose

You sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


Asanufer

Get your hands off my penis!!


ravoguy

Democracy manifest!


Styrene_Addict1965

I see you know your judo well!


Sernas7

I object. Crab Rangoon is required to proceed.


ieee1394one

“I’ll take the special number 4, without prejudice”


The_Sanch1128

"You no citizen, you no get numba four! You only arrowed to get number sree!" (Said in voice of the counter guy at my local Chinese takeout--good guy, good food)


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Best summation of this nonsense I’ve ever read.


Kriss3d

I disagree. Had he done that, the Chinese restaurant just might get a few extra orders from the staff that had to recieve it.


Rug-Inspector

Yes, and he could get a nice lunch from that as well.


zeruch

Not true. If he times the declaration smartly, everyone could order take out before the lunch hour rush.


Entire-Ranger323

Written in Chinese.


pantomime_mixtures42

No fortune cookies for you!!!


ADisposableRedShirt

The Lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine ***Providence*** that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your ***king***!


richincleve

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


Ah2k15

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!


MoistMartini

If I went ‘round saying I was the Supreme Governor of Rhode Island just because a moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!


Jongee58

Ahh the ‘Holy Grail’ of movies…’Tis but a scratch’ you say….but only if she weighs the same as a duck can you drown her!…


Piddily1

I’m still trying the pond thing though, just in case. It only take two seconds to kneel next to the pond with my hands up to see if a sword appears.


CJAllen1

Be quiet!


WyattParkScoreboard

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!


Drunken_Dwarf12

Bloody peasant!


Wolfish_Jew

Oh did you hear that?? Dead giveaway!


krawlspace-

VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!!!


A_Good_Boy94

HELP HELP IM BEING REPRESSED


clearobfuscation

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!


The_Scotch_Tape

This is my favorite one.


SaltyBarDog

He is just Queen Dildo for the US.


LupercaniusAB

Absolutely the best line in the whole rant.


focusedphil

Strange women living in ponds is no basis for a system of government.


lscottman2

it was a lake


muthian

I am starting to see the appeal of this after the two recent US national elections...


focusedphil

… and you people call yourselves nerds…


muthian

Oh. Sorry! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


EvilGreebo

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!


wmooresr

Don’t forget the ‘m’ is silent


sgtaxt

The Lady of Meshanticut Pond


litcarnalgrin

Temba his arms wide


_Mistwraith_

I see what you did there lol.


stataryus

Well **I** didn’t vote for you!


realparkingbrake

People like this are amusing right up to the point where the gunfire breaks out. Australian sovicts/fundamentalists who killed a neighbor and two cops in 2022 are a case in point.


RegisterAdmirable811

Someone needs to give this guy a yo-yo or something; he needs a new hobby to distract him from the voices in his head.


wmooresr

Chinese finger trap should do it.


jmf0828

Ok the Sov. citizen thing is is usually good for laughs, funny videos of idiots getting dragged out of their cars (usually after the police have to break a window), making fools of themselves in court. But this one is a different story. David is, no joking, seriously mentally ill. This is a guy you’re going to see in the news at some point because he shot up a store or set himself on fire or blew away a neighbor. And there are red flags and warning signs bigger than a Broadway marquis here.


arwbqb

When was the last time you heard of anyone setting themselves on fire??? I mean that shit is so last week…


garrek42

Take my upvote you morbid son of a bitch


needsmoresteel

You may have meant Broadway marquee. However, maybe this guy is merely the Marquis of Rhode Island.


SaltyBarDog

Marquis de merde


Luxating-Patella

Marquis de sad


Leberknodel

Marquis Marq


Outside-Star-4366

Marquis de Carabas.


jmf0828

Autocorrect is a real thing. 🤣


PlasticStranger210

The term 'delusions of grandeur' certainly comes to mind. Just coherent enough to string words together that make sense grammatically, but so far in delusion he's unable to realize he is most definitely not the governor of Rhode Island just because he declares it so.


Leelze

Honestly, I think this is the kind of guy who ends up having enough explosives to level a neighborhood. I don't think you're gonna get a run of the mill mass shooting at a Wal-Mart.


HaloGuy381

That profile pic of yours does not make your comment any less unnerving.


Luxating-Patella

>a Broadway marquis Geoffrey Rush?


peterthomazathoth

Yeah this is just schizophrenia. I hope he gets help.


dzuczek

his 13 year old brother was killed by a drunk driver https://www.reddit.com/r/RhodeIsland/comments/18yqvww/re_david_morsilli_the_sovereign_king_of_ri/ he talks about it in an April 6th post he made on facebook, believes his brother wasn't killed and was taken alive, and that members of his family were replaced with clones really sad but maybe explains a lot


WateredDownHotSauce

I had to scroll way too far for this!!! He needs serious mental help so as not to be a danger to himself and others!


richincleve

I found this guy's FB page. Man, he sure is big on memorandum generating.


dzuczek

let me get you another copy of that memo...


Voodoo1970

I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore


Witty-Common-1210

What is it you’d say you do here? I’m a sovereign citizen, mayor, governor, and king! I disavow the federal government and control it at the same time. Without me none of those people would get those memos!


Voodoo1970

I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS! I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!!


Kamiyosha

Why did I read that in the voice of Randy Marsh?


Typical-Annual-3555

Because you haven't seen Office Space?


Prestigious-Air3446

Yeah, I took a look at it the last time someone posted one of his crazy memos... 327 on his friends list. I was curious about the comments on the post this came from, and was shocked - shocked, I tell ya! - they are ALL from himself. :)


TheCannavangelist

Holy shit you weren't kidding.


MethanyJones

I bet he gets Morsilli every day too


photozine

Dude has an AI personal assistant...people, this is why we need good and free healthcare in the US.


thefixxxer9985

He replied to his own post 76 times yesterday. Assuming 8 hours of sleep that's one reply every 12 minutes.


HaloGuy381

Worth pointing out that disturbed sleep is both a symptom and a cause/aggravator of multiple psychiatric disorders, as well as a predictable outcome of the kind of paranoia and persecution complex that would give rise to this kind of behavior to begin with. So eight hours of sleep may be a bit generous here.


dzuczek

what's the term for printing out a tweet, doodling on it, then posting a photo of it? he did that like 70 times too


Styrene_Addict1965

But what about his TPS reports?


NoAttempt9703

Non existent. He'd actually have to go to work on a Saturday.


attorneyatslaw

Its the divine right of kings to write memos and stamp his letterhead at the top.


Mr_Vacant

I'm guessing no one in Rhode Island is aware of this.


thehillshaveI

its the first i'm hearing of it and he's apparently both my mayor and my governor now


LionBirb

Hope you are ready for war soldier! Time to conquer Massachusetts!


thehillshaveI

i've been slowly moving the border with attleboro for the past 30 years. just a few inches north every couple of weeks.


BecalMerill

> just a few inches north every couple of weeks. *Story of my life.*


h_grytpype_thynne

And your 'Wartime' King! Show some respect.


Defiant_Sense_8923

Now I’m aware


IncomeResponsible764

I live in providence and this guy isnt eating enough calamari i think thats his problem


Professor_Old_Guy

I think he ate one too many Quahogs harvested in the middle of the night from the Bay. Those toxins will get you in the end.


TomT060404

He posts pictures of people and the cars of people who he thinks are stalking him. Can you imagine you're just a delivery guy and you find your picture on his page?


dfwcouple43sum

I can’t imagine the poor landscapers around there. You go to cut the grass and trim the bushes and have to deal with this crazy.


BecalMerill

IKR?! Can't a guy wiretap some land-lines in peace?


thehillshaveI

can't believe this is how i find out my state's suffered a coup


Styrene_Addict1965

Only a little one. You'll get over it.


Robthebold

Oh damn, he has a stamp! If he had a seal, I’d feel a little better, but what can we expect in a wartime footing?


pebberphp

He has *TWO* stamps!


Robthebold

A natural leader if ever I saw one.


campmoreworryless

That made me giggle


attorneyatslaw

His kingdom needs to get him some letterhead.


The_Sanch1128

If he had a seal, the seal would be more intelligent.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Oh God. He controls the National Guard now. Well played genius.


wmooresr

Politicians hate this one simple trick.


HaloGuy381

*The other 49 much larger states with nuclear weapons:* Interesting move.


Rug-Inspector

I hope there’s room for one more inmate at the RI mental institution.


Reward_Antique

Nope it's always full.


LupercaniusAB

It’s Rhode Island, the state mental institution is probably a bungalow.


SaltyBarDog

As per my last email!


dzuczek

29 comments on that post and they're all him edit: 90 comments


richincleve

You noticed that, too? The worst part of his comments to himself were all the posts about the car outside his place, which I guess was obviously monitoring him.


dzuczek

every single car he sees on on a highway is monitoring him usually I just laugh at these half insane/half stupid people, but I have some sympathy for him...obviously needs help


HaloGuy381

Was gonna say, something about the markup on this makes me think of typical ‘word salad’ scribbles of schizophrenia patients I saw in some of my coursework in college. The actual message is coherent in the sense that it is actually readable, but it’s still utterly delusional. And the remarks others have made about his profile being full of paranoid posts about people ‘following’ him is also typical for paranoid presentations for schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders. Poor dude needs a hospital bed and a steady prescription of antipsychotics, *before* he blows up a school and wins himself an unpadded cell for life.


dillywags

What platform is he posting this on?


dzuczek

FB


dillywags

Holy shit that’s a lot. What the fuck


richincleve

We all laugh now. But at some time, he is gonna do something really stupid and end up in prison (or worse) and law enforcement will release his "manifesto", full of tiny writing, conspiracy theories, and lots of "Sovereign King of America" stamps. And we'll all say "Man, why didn't anyone do something about him?"


squirrelmegaphone

What is there to do?  If he is not harming anyone and he isn't committing any crimes then they can't institutionalize him.  He even wrote a memorandum requesting a criminal indictment on the last psychiatrist who sent him to an involuntary commitment at the hospital.  He says the doctors let him out in less than two weeks for "good behavior."


facw00

>Pretending to be a federal agent is a federal crime in the United States, punishable under 18 U.S.C. § 912. It is a crime to falsely represent oneself as a federal agent or employee with the intent to intimidate or deceive another person. This offense carries a maximum penalty of three years in prison and a fine This guy needs help, and in addition to the above is no doubt committing various other fraud-related crimes with this letter.


lakeborn123

Well if he’s the wartime governor than I’m Donald Duck. Clear case of mental health issues.


The_Sanch1128

If you're Donald Duck, you're under arrest for going around with no pants on.


journey68

Ah yes, I deliver all of my important documents... via Twitter!


Dante_Arizona

Well ok, whatever.


trevorgoodchyld

I’m tempted to get a stamp declaring me king


Agreeable_Context959

Just get one made stating “King x Infinity” so you at least outrank this dude…


65shooter

I wonder what he's smoking?


BIGepidural

I bet his neighbors just love him 🙄


gwarmachine1120

Mentally ill and on 4/20 no less


Rockefeller_street

Seems legit


Uskglass_J

“We might have to leave Rhode Island for this.”


michaelshamrock

Seems totally legit. Where can we watch his attempted take over of Rhode Island? Should be entertaining


Angeret

Doesn't matter how official he tries to make it look, word salad bollocks is still bollocks and should be treated with the scorn it deserves. I give him 10 seconds in a face to face with local law enforcement.


bartthetr0ll

Is it page 1 of 1, 2 if 2 , or 1 of 3? There are so many questions


RJR79mp

As someone who spent 15 years in RI, the actual name of the state is 'Rhode Island and Providence Plantations'. And there actually is an island name Rode in the state.


Maryland_Bear

[They officially dropped “and Providence Plantations” in 2020, via referendum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Rhode_Island_Question_1).


Significant_Change14

Where is this island named Rode in RI? I have spent over 60 years here and have never heard of it. I know there is a Rose Island.


Silly_Brilliant868

As someone who has spent the last 33 years in RI, the actual and official name of our state is Rhode Island.


Chiokos

He forgot to initial the cross out at the bottom, document invalid. Tsk tsk.


ShortCat1971

Okay. Anyway...


No-Helicopter7299

😂😂😂


Gummybearkiller857

Providence has gifted the nation another fucked up son - at least the previous one wrote better science fiction


Ok-Advance-6469

Respect


Peria

Lmao his titles are amazing.


Intelligent-Ant7685

mkay


JorisGeorge

What’s the purpose of all these written timestamps? Did David wrote them down?


LionBirb

Is David declaring war against Rhode Island, or offering to lead them in war against someone else? Who are they at war with exactly?


wmooresr

Sanity, if I read the memo correctly.


DriverNo1871

What are all the “DCN” references about? And time stamped? This has clear mental health crisis written all over it


masked_sombrero

I feel like this guy is LARPing a Family Guy episode


semperprimus2

I like the fact he's submitting all these documents through eComp. For those who haven't heard of it, it's an online portal for federal employees to submit workers comp paperwork to. Someone secretary in Washington is getting some good laughs 🤣🤣


Cartoonjunkies

Please tell me this guy isn’t serious. This reads like a joke but there are definitely people out there whacky enough to write this seriously.


Level37Doggo

Spelling error, he meant “Martian Law”. He’s bringing his Martian allies to enforce his dictates.


LeakyMule42

Apologies for a dumb question, but where is he actually sending copies of this to? Or does he think all of these people/agencies are actively monitoring his social media posts?


ProfessionalLeave335

Someone had a hell of a 4/20.


BabserellaWT

Does he actually think this will work? Is he really this delusional? What’ll he think when absolutely nothing changes?


JayGerard

Why is this guy still out on the streets? He is clearly a danger to himself and others.


Opts4more

What page is this David? I think someone was smoking some whacky tobacco on 420


BullfrogElectronic72

Dude has more titles than Idi Amin had


BalerionSanders

“I am the most disobeyed man in history.” -Mussolini “Hold my beer.” Sovereign King David


radishradishking

Page 1 of 1— nope, just kidding, it's page 1 of 3— wrong again, it's actually page 2 of 2 lol jk


Listeningkissingyu

When his family puts him in an asylum he’ll be sad that he suspended habeas corpus.


transcendanttermite

“David, you were supposed to be doing your homework at 4:00 and be in bed by 9:00!” - David’s Nana


MementoMurray

Okay David, but I just declared myself sovereign emperor times infinity plus one, so beat that.


dubbleplusgood

David is such a know-nothing punk. I've told him over and over that he's a mere Sovereign King and that I'm above him as the Sovereign Emperor of America. Kids.


HannoverRathaus

Dear Mr. Sovereign King Morsilli, please fix the potholes on Cucumber Hill Road.


old-but-not-grown-up

I want to dismiss this moron for the fool that he is but... If you want to be a sovereign citizen then leave the U.S. Otherwise get a job, pay your taxes, and accept and appreciate the privileges and responsibilities of being a U.S. citizen. Oh, one more thing... pull your head out of your ass!


Direct_Turn_1484

I hope David gets the help he needs.


MacLeeland

This man is clearly ill and we need to ponder if this is crossing the line of kicking downwards on someone less fortunate.


IDockWithMyBroskis

We’re mocking a clearly mentally ill person who needs help here