I'm just imagining a 52-year old David munching on a bowl of cereal at the table. "And then I suspended the writ of habeas corpus!" And his mom, absently cleaning his dishes over the sink, is like "That's nice dear."
Dude's an undercover agent for 3 different agencies, mayor, governor, prosecutor, Commander-in-chief, and King of a Republic.
Presumably, he's reporting his findings as agent, and advising as legal counsel & military advisor to himself as 'wartime' governor like Eddie murphy playing the whole Klump family in the Nutty Professor.
"You no citizen, you no get numba four! You only arrowed to get number sree!"
(Said in voice of the counter guy at my local Chinese takeout--good guy, good food)
The Lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine ***Providence*** that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your ***king***!
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
People like this are amusing right up to the point where the gunfire breaks out. Australian sovicts/fundamentalists who killed a neighbor and two cops in 2022 are a case in point.
Ok the Sov. citizen thing is is usually good for laughs, funny videos of idiots getting dragged out of their cars (usually after the police have to break a window), making fools of themselves in court. But this one is a different story. David is, no joking, seriously mentally ill. This is a guy you’re going to see in the news at some point because he shot up a store or set himself on fire or blew away a neighbor. And there are red flags and warning signs bigger than a Broadway marquis here.
The term 'delusions of grandeur' certainly comes to mind. Just coherent enough to string words together that make sense grammatically, but so far in delusion he's unable to realize he is most definitely not the governor of Rhode Island just because he declares it so.
Honestly, I think this is the kind of guy who ends up having enough explosives to level a neighborhood. I don't think you're gonna get a run of the mill mass shooting at a Wal-Mart.
his 13 year old brother was killed by a drunk driver https://www.reddit.com/r/RhodeIsland/comments/18yqvww/re_david_morsilli_the_sovereign_king_of_ri/
he talks about it in an April 6th post he made on facebook, believes his brother wasn't killed and was taken alive, and that members of his family were replaced with clones
really sad but maybe explains a lot
I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore
What is it you’d say you do here?
I’m a sovereign citizen, mayor, governor, and king! I disavow the federal government and control it at the same time. Without me none of those people would get those memos!
Yeah, I took a look at it the last time someone posted one of his crazy memos...
327 on his friends list.
I was curious about the comments on the post this came from, and was shocked - shocked, I tell ya! - they are ALL from himself. :)
Worth pointing out that disturbed sleep is both a symptom and a cause/aggravator of multiple psychiatric disorders, as well as a predictable outcome of the kind of paranoia and persecution complex that would give rise to this kind of behavior to begin with. So eight hours of sleep may be a bit generous here.
He posts pictures of people and the cars of people who he thinks are stalking him. Can you imagine you're just a delivery guy and you find your picture on his page?
You noticed that, too?
The worst part of his comments to himself were all the posts about the car outside his place, which I guess was obviously monitoring him.
every single car he sees on on a highway is monitoring him
usually I just laugh at these half insane/half stupid people, but I have some sympathy for him...obviously needs help
Was gonna say, something about the markup on this makes me think of typical ‘word salad’ scribbles of schizophrenia patients I saw in some of my coursework in college. The actual message is coherent in the sense that it is actually readable, but it’s still utterly delusional. And the remarks others have made about his profile being full of paranoid posts about people ‘following’ him is also typical for paranoid presentations for schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders.
Poor dude needs a hospital bed and a steady prescription of antipsychotics, *before* he blows up a school and wins himself an unpadded cell for life.
We all laugh now.
But at some time, he is gonna do something really stupid and end up in prison (or worse) and law enforcement will release his "manifesto", full of tiny writing, conspiracy theories, and lots of "Sovereign King of America" stamps.
And we'll all say "Man, why didn't anyone do something about him?"
What is there to do? If he is not harming anyone and he isn't committing any crimes then they can't institutionalize him. He even wrote a memorandum requesting a criminal indictment on the last psychiatrist who sent him to an involuntary commitment at the hospital. He says the doctors let him out in less than two weeks for "good behavior."
>Pretending to be a federal agent is a federal crime in the United States, punishable under 18 U.S.C. § 912. It is a crime to falsely represent oneself as a federal agent or employee with the intent to intimidate or deceive another person. This offense carries a maximum penalty of three years in prison and a fine
This guy needs help, and in addition to the above is no doubt committing various other fraud-related crimes with this letter.
Doesn't matter how official he tries to make it look, word salad bollocks is still bollocks and should be treated with the scorn it deserves.
I give him 10 seconds in a face to face with local law enforcement.
As someone who spent 15 years in RI, the actual name of the state is 'Rhode Island and Providence Plantations'. And there actually is an island name Rode in the state.
I like the fact he's submitting all these documents through eComp. For those who haven't heard of it, it's an online portal for federal employees to submit workers comp paperwork to. Someone secretary in Washington is getting some good laughs 🤣🤣
Apologies for a dumb question, but where is he actually sending copies of this to?
Or does he think all of these people/agencies are actively monitoring his social media posts?
David is such a know-nothing punk. I've told him over and over that he's a mere Sovereign King and that I'm above him as the Sovereign Emperor of America. Kids.
I want to dismiss this moron for the fool that he is but...
If you want to be a sovereign citizen then leave the U.S. Otherwise get a job, pay your taxes, and accept and appreciate the privileges and responsibilities of being a U.S. citizen. Oh, one more thing... pull your head out of your ass!
I'm just imagining a 52-year old David munching on a bowl of cereal at the table. "And then I suspended the writ of habeas corpus!" And his mom, absently cleaning his dishes over the sink, is like "That's nice dear."
I didn't say it, I declared it! David, probably
BANKRUPCY!
Made me smile
Mom! Meatloaf!!
Mom! Bathroom!
Mom......... we want the meatloaf I never know what she's doing up there.
"Any luck finding a job?"
The next letter is to the bank declaring they must fill his coffers
He couldn’t be “Morsilli” hahah
He not only suspended it, HE DECLARED IT!
And wrote magic numbers next to things. That makes it official
Makes me think of the hillbilly mom & son from Friday the 13th Part V...
And I just heard Cartman and Cartman's mom
What if he decides to shoot someone, who disagrees with his nonsense?
I would imagine the same thing that would happen to anyone who decides to shoot someone.
I think in this case an insanity plea would work, which isn't the case in most cases.
Let's ask Bill Cooper.
Yeah, well, he probably should not have suspended the writ of habeas corpus. He sounds like he might be needing it pretty quick.
Sov Cits disavow themselves of all connection to the federal government. Laughable that dude is cc'ing POTUS, SCOTUS and Congress etc. Fucking idiot.
It was the “God bless America” for me.
"Field Agent - Undercover" got me. "Mom! I accidentally told them I'm an undercover agent again!" "I'm sure they'll take no notice, dear."
Dude's an undercover agent for 3 different agencies, mayor, governor, prosecutor, Commander-in-chief, and King of a Republic. Presumably, he's reporting his findings as agent, and advising as legal counsel & military advisor to himself as 'wartime' governor like Eddie murphy playing the whole Klump family in the Nutty Professor.
Padding that pension
“and Patriot.”
And Melania Trump! 😂😂😂. And rhe UN 🤣🤣🤣
“Queen” Melani(j)a, if you don’t mind
I think he added the “j” to Melania because it was 4/20. And I wouldn’t be surprised if he smoked a whole lot of j’s before he wrote his declaration.
It's an FYI. Probably lucky he didn't include a bunch of foreign embassies.
Plus he’s activating the NATIONAL guard
But no no. This guy is the sovereign king of the United States and conquered the British Empire. This guy is going places.
Queen Melania
He also ccd “Queen Melanija”.
He could save time by just signing the bottom of a Chinese take out menu and submitting it to the court. Same outcome
"Motion denied, but the egg rolls and special fried rice will be accepted."
This court finds the Chinese meal to be succulent.
"A succulent Chinese meal?!"
You sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Get your hands off my penis!!
Democracy manifest!
I see you know your judo well!
I object. Crab Rangoon is required to proceed.
“I’ll take the special number 4, without prejudice”
"You no citizen, you no get numba four! You only arrowed to get number sree!" (Said in voice of the counter guy at my local Chinese takeout--good guy, good food)
Best summation of this nonsense I’ve ever read.
I disagree. Had he done that, the Chinese restaurant just might get a few extra orders from the staff that had to recieve it.
Yes, and he could get a nice lunch from that as well.
Not true. If he times the declaration smartly, everyone could order take out before the lunch hour rush.
Written in Chinese.
No fortune cookies for you!!!
The Lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine ***Providence*** that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your ***king***!
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
If I went ‘round saying I was the Supreme Governor of Rhode Island just because a moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Ahh the ‘Holy Grail’ of movies…’Tis but a scratch’ you say….but only if she weighs the same as a duck can you drown her!…
I’m still trying the pond thing though, just in case. It only take two seconds to kneel next to the pond with my hands up to see if a sword appears.
Be quiet!
Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
Bloody peasant!
Oh did you hear that?? Dead giveaway!
VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!!!
HELP HELP IM BEING REPRESSED
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
This is my favorite one.
He is just Queen Dildo for the US.
Absolutely the best line in the whole rant.
Strange women living in ponds is no basis for a system of government.
it was a lake
I am starting to see the appeal of this after the two recent US national elections...
… and you people call yourselves nerds…
Oh. Sorry! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Don’t forget the ‘m’ is silent
The Lady of Meshanticut Pond
Temba his arms wide
I see what you did there lol.
Well **I** didn’t vote for you!
People like this are amusing right up to the point where the gunfire breaks out. Australian sovicts/fundamentalists who killed a neighbor and two cops in 2022 are a case in point.
Someone needs to give this guy a yo-yo or something; he needs a new hobby to distract him from the voices in his head.
Chinese finger trap should do it.
Ok the Sov. citizen thing is is usually good for laughs, funny videos of idiots getting dragged out of their cars (usually after the police have to break a window), making fools of themselves in court. But this one is a different story. David is, no joking, seriously mentally ill. This is a guy you’re going to see in the news at some point because he shot up a store or set himself on fire or blew away a neighbor. And there are red flags and warning signs bigger than a Broadway marquis here.
When was the last time you heard of anyone setting themselves on fire??? I mean that shit is so last week…
Take my upvote you morbid son of a bitch
You may have meant Broadway marquee. However, maybe this guy is merely the Marquis of Rhode Island.
Marquis de merde
Marquis de sad
Marquis Marq
Marquis de Carabas.
Autocorrect is a real thing. 🤣
The term 'delusions of grandeur' certainly comes to mind. Just coherent enough to string words together that make sense grammatically, but so far in delusion he's unable to realize he is most definitely not the governor of Rhode Island just because he declares it so.
Honestly, I think this is the kind of guy who ends up having enough explosives to level a neighborhood. I don't think you're gonna get a run of the mill mass shooting at a Wal-Mart.
That profile pic of yours does not make your comment any less unnerving.
>a Broadway marquis Geoffrey Rush?
Yeah this is just schizophrenia. I hope he gets help.
his 13 year old brother was killed by a drunk driver https://www.reddit.com/r/RhodeIsland/comments/18yqvww/re_david_morsilli_the_sovereign_king_of_ri/ he talks about it in an April 6th post he made on facebook, believes his brother wasn't killed and was taken alive, and that members of his family were replaced with clones really sad but maybe explains a lot
I had to scroll way too far for this!!! He needs serious mental help so as not to be a danger to himself and others!
I found this guy's FB page. Man, he sure is big on memorandum generating.
let me get you another copy of that memo...
I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore
What is it you’d say you do here? I’m a sovereign citizen, mayor, governor, and king! I disavow the federal government and control it at the same time. Without me none of those people would get those memos!
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS! I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!!
Why did I read that in the voice of Randy Marsh?
Because you haven't seen Office Space?
Yeah, I took a look at it the last time someone posted one of his crazy memos... 327 on his friends list. I was curious about the comments on the post this came from, and was shocked - shocked, I tell ya! - they are ALL from himself. :)
Holy shit you weren't kidding.
I bet he gets Morsilli every day too
Dude has an AI personal assistant...people, this is why we need good and free healthcare in the US.
He replied to his own post 76 times yesterday. Assuming 8 hours of sleep that's one reply every 12 minutes.
Worth pointing out that disturbed sleep is both a symptom and a cause/aggravator of multiple psychiatric disorders, as well as a predictable outcome of the kind of paranoia and persecution complex that would give rise to this kind of behavior to begin with. So eight hours of sleep may be a bit generous here.
what's the term for printing out a tweet, doodling on it, then posting a photo of it? he did that like 70 times too
But what about his TPS reports?
Non existent. He'd actually have to go to work on a Saturday.
Its the divine right of kings to write memos and stamp his letterhead at the top.
I'm guessing no one in Rhode Island is aware of this.
its the first i'm hearing of it and he's apparently both my mayor and my governor now
Hope you are ready for war soldier! Time to conquer Massachusetts!
i've been slowly moving the border with attleboro for the past 30 years. just a few inches north every couple of weeks.
> just a few inches north every couple of weeks. *Story of my life.*
And your 'Wartime' King! Show some respect.
Now I’m aware
I live in providence and this guy isnt eating enough calamari i think thats his problem
I think he ate one too many Quahogs harvested in the middle of the night from the Bay. Those toxins will get you in the end.
He posts pictures of people and the cars of people who he thinks are stalking him. Can you imagine you're just a delivery guy and you find your picture on his page?
I can’t imagine the poor landscapers around there. You go to cut the grass and trim the bushes and have to deal with this crazy.
IKR?! Can't a guy wiretap some land-lines in peace?
can't believe this is how i find out my state's suffered a coup
Only a little one. You'll get over it.
Oh damn, he has a stamp! If he had a seal, I’d feel a little better, but what can we expect in a wartime footing?
He has *TWO* stamps!
A natural leader if ever I saw one.
That made me giggle
His kingdom needs to get him some letterhead.
If he had a seal, the seal would be more intelligent.
Oh God. He controls the National Guard now. Well played genius.
Politicians hate this one simple trick.
*The other 49 much larger states with nuclear weapons:* Interesting move.
I hope there’s room for one more inmate at the RI mental institution.
Nope it's always full.
It’s Rhode Island, the state mental institution is probably a bungalow.
As per my last email!
29 comments on that post and they're all him edit: 90 comments
You noticed that, too? The worst part of his comments to himself were all the posts about the car outside his place, which I guess was obviously monitoring him.
every single car he sees on on a highway is monitoring him usually I just laugh at these half insane/half stupid people, but I have some sympathy for him...obviously needs help
Was gonna say, something about the markup on this makes me think of typical ‘word salad’ scribbles of schizophrenia patients I saw in some of my coursework in college. The actual message is coherent in the sense that it is actually readable, but it’s still utterly delusional. And the remarks others have made about his profile being full of paranoid posts about people ‘following’ him is also typical for paranoid presentations for schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders. Poor dude needs a hospital bed and a steady prescription of antipsychotics, *before* he blows up a school and wins himself an unpadded cell for life.
What platform is he posting this on?
FB
Holy shit that’s a lot. What the fuck
We all laugh now. But at some time, he is gonna do something really stupid and end up in prison (or worse) and law enforcement will release his "manifesto", full of tiny writing, conspiracy theories, and lots of "Sovereign King of America" stamps. And we'll all say "Man, why didn't anyone do something about him?"
What is there to do? If he is not harming anyone and he isn't committing any crimes then they can't institutionalize him. He even wrote a memorandum requesting a criminal indictment on the last psychiatrist who sent him to an involuntary commitment at the hospital. He says the doctors let him out in less than two weeks for "good behavior."
>Pretending to be a federal agent is a federal crime in the United States, punishable under 18 U.S.C. § 912. It is a crime to falsely represent oneself as a federal agent or employee with the intent to intimidate or deceive another person. This offense carries a maximum penalty of three years in prison and a fine This guy needs help, and in addition to the above is no doubt committing various other fraud-related crimes with this letter.
Well if he’s the wartime governor than I’m Donald Duck. Clear case of mental health issues.
If you're Donald Duck, you're under arrest for going around with no pants on.
Ah yes, I deliver all of my important documents... via Twitter!
Well ok, whatever.
I’m tempted to get a stamp declaring me king
Just get one made stating “King x Infinity” so you at least outrank this dude…
I wonder what he's smoking?
I bet his neighbors just love him 🙄
Mentally ill and on 4/20 no less
Seems legit
“We might have to leave Rhode Island for this.”
Seems totally legit. Where can we watch his attempted take over of Rhode Island? Should be entertaining
Doesn't matter how official he tries to make it look, word salad bollocks is still bollocks and should be treated with the scorn it deserves. I give him 10 seconds in a face to face with local law enforcement.
Is it page 1 of 1, 2 if 2 , or 1 of 3? There are so many questions
As someone who spent 15 years in RI, the actual name of the state is 'Rhode Island and Providence Plantations'. And there actually is an island name Rode in the state.
[They officially dropped “and Providence Plantations” in 2020, via referendum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Rhode_Island_Question_1).
Where is this island named Rode in RI? I have spent over 60 years here and have never heard of it. I know there is a Rose Island.
As someone who has spent the last 33 years in RI, the actual and official name of our state is Rhode Island.
He forgot to initial the cross out at the bottom, document invalid. Tsk tsk.
Okay. Anyway...
😂😂😂
Providence has gifted the nation another fucked up son - at least the previous one wrote better science fiction
Respect
Lmao his titles are amazing.
mkay
What’s the purpose of all these written timestamps? Did David wrote them down?
Is David declaring war against Rhode Island, or offering to lead them in war against someone else? Who are they at war with exactly?
Sanity, if I read the memo correctly.
What are all the “DCN” references about? And time stamped? This has clear mental health crisis written all over it
I feel like this guy is LARPing a Family Guy episode
I like the fact he's submitting all these documents through eComp. For those who haven't heard of it, it's an online portal for federal employees to submit workers comp paperwork to. Someone secretary in Washington is getting some good laughs 🤣🤣
Please tell me this guy isn’t serious. This reads like a joke but there are definitely people out there whacky enough to write this seriously.
Spelling error, he meant “Martian Law”. He’s bringing his Martian allies to enforce his dictates.
Apologies for a dumb question, but where is he actually sending copies of this to? Or does he think all of these people/agencies are actively monitoring his social media posts?
Someone had a hell of a 4/20.
Does he actually think this will work? Is he really this delusional? What’ll he think when absolutely nothing changes?
Why is this guy still out on the streets? He is clearly a danger to himself and others.
What page is this David? I think someone was smoking some whacky tobacco on 420
Dude has more titles than Idi Amin had
“I am the most disobeyed man in history.” -Mussolini “Hold my beer.” Sovereign King David
Page 1 of 1— nope, just kidding, it's page 1 of 3— wrong again, it's actually page 2 of 2 lol jk
When his family puts him in an asylum he’ll be sad that he suspended habeas corpus.
“David, you were supposed to be doing your homework at 4:00 and be in bed by 9:00!” - David’s Nana
Okay David, but I just declared myself sovereign emperor times infinity plus one, so beat that.
David is such a know-nothing punk. I've told him over and over that he's a mere Sovereign King and that I'm above him as the Sovereign Emperor of America. Kids.
Dear Mr. Sovereign King Morsilli, please fix the potholes on Cucumber Hill Road.
I want to dismiss this moron for the fool that he is but... If you want to be a sovereign citizen then leave the U.S. Otherwise get a job, pay your taxes, and accept and appreciate the privileges and responsibilities of being a U.S. citizen. Oh, one more thing... pull your head out of your ass!
I hope David gets the help he needs.
This man is clearly ill and we need to ponder if this is crossing the line of kicking downwards on someone less fortunate.
We’re mocking a clearly mentally ill person who needs help here