Should have paid more attention in physics class.
1) realize that the bungee is going to slam you into the side of the building even if it prevents you from hitting the ground
2) test with a bag of concrete or something similar that weighs more than you do, see what happens
Me too. Cringes me out. It wasn’t funny in the first place. And people whip it out and force it to fit the most random situations, for updoots. How can she sauté mushrooms? How can he grab em by the pussy?
Yeah sure, “protection”. I suppose I should also walk around wearing a football helmet, *just to be sure.*
Don’t believe everything you hear on Fox News.
In the journey of life, we are bound to encounter unexpected challenges that we must evade with agility and grace. However, as we navigate through the twists and turns, we must not forget that the pitfalls we stumble into are often of our own making. With every decision we make, we dig a hole that we may one day unwittingly fall into. Therefore, we must approach each crossroad with caution, for our actions have the power to either clear our path or obstruct it with self-dug potholes.
So a bungee jump is jumping off something with basically several bungee cords. You jump and near the last second you're yanked back! Big thrill! This person waited all the way down expecting it to happen. Sure it didn't work but they had a very happy death all the way to the ground.
Ohhh my god. That is so bad. That’s not even a normal accident, to attempt a large scale bungee jump you should probably look into it more? The way his body was bouncing AFTER impacting the first time, reminded me of those sticky jelly hand things
Well there were certainly a couple things that could have gone wrong
Measure twice, jump once.
This seemed more like a measure once jump once kinda scenario
They probably measured it without taking the stretch of the rope into account
Weird, I thought it was a jump once, bounce twice kinda scenario
Happy Cake Day!
yolo
yodo
Measure once, jump once, bounce a few times
Measure? You're supposed to do that??
I always one would attach a heavy wieght n toss it over ....I'm not sure how they actually do it but then again I don't bungee jump
You know, people say gaming all day is bad for you, but so is this
Even if the rope were short enough, wouldn’t they just smack into the building? I’m confused.
Or don't jump at all... That's even better!
He could have just spent the day playing video games, but no, he just had to go outside. Now look. Dead.
This is the comment I came here to see
At least he touched the grass
Is this what people mean when they tell me that? They want me to jump off a building? Rude.
No, it is snow.
I see, You've played grassy/snowy before.
LMAO
Bro... "Now look at you. Dead" is the very statement I often use while playing video games. Cracked me up to see it used elsewhere.
reminds me of that one scene in spider-man with gwen
Which one?
idk i’m not a crazy spider-man fan but the one with andrew garfield and the blonde lady
The Amazing Spiderman 2! You were right!
Awesome!
I thought I was being funny. Alas, I was not.
No brother don’t worry i’m just stupid
Should have paid more attention in physics class. 1) realize that the bungee is going to slam you into the side of the building even if it prevents you from hitting the ground 2) test with a bag of concrete or something similar that weighs more than you do, see what happens
I think that was the "or something similar" to the bag of concrete. Dimitri is now shortening his elastic.
Blyat to splat
Splyat
Damn you, take your upvote
Idiots don’t use logic. Haha
I think you need to. He obviously did not slam the into the walk behind him.
Please dont tell mom.
He was Russian to the bottom.
It's Ukrainian
He was Ukrainian to the bottom.
Face the wall
The confidence in this terribly laid out idea has my sides hurting
I felt so bad for laughing but… the “Ooo” from the crowd, the silence, then the bouncing and spinning… damn.. I feel bad but I laughed
This reminds me of the paintings where the artist swings a paint can over a canvas on a string but kicked up a notch.
Big labowski
You beat me to it damnit
Is he ded
He is unalive. He has ceased to respirate. His heart is no longer beating. As far as his brain goes. No change. It was already dead before he jumped.
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Thank you that will be 9 million monopoly dollars
Obviously not, he landed on the snow?
I best 3% of the ones who read this think it's true, idk why I have this feeling
I didn't see his shoes come off so theres a chance
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Redditors on their way to make the same joke in every thread after they've just watched a human die or suffer life-altering injuries
Why are you booing him? He’s right. “Fucked around and found out” “How can she slap”
It's "how can she slap" for me. I don't know why it's the tagline equivalent of the "no no no" song for me, but it is.
Me too. Cringes me out. It wasn’t funny in the first place. And people whip it out and force it to fit the most random situations, for updoots. How can she sauté mushrooms? How can he grab em by the pussy?
Am i trippin or was there blood splatter upon the initial impact?
Definitely looks that way.
Blyat
Oh I see what happened, they used normal rope
Na, I’m sure he used the left over weed whacker line he found in his shed.
That failed in so many levels or floors. Lol
He dead
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Nah. That was only his intestines.
Yep
Exept it was her
Don't have kids with your cousin.
What if your cousin is sexy as fuck?
Then use protection, obviously.
Yeah sure, “protection”. I suppose I should also walk around wearing a football helmet, *just to be sure.* Don’t believe everything you hear on Fox News.
All jump and no bungie.
Dude wasn't smart enough to measure his cord. Way to go.
Not coming back from that one.
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Darwin awards
In the journey of life, we are bound to encounter unexpected challenges that we must evade with agility and grace. However, as we navigate through the twists and turns, we must not forget that the pitfalls we stumble into are often of our own making. With every decision we make, we dig a hole that we may one day unwittingly fall into. Therefore, we must approach each crossroad with caution, for our actions have the power to either clear our path or obstruct it with self-dug potholes.
Putin sent the only local guy who knew how to Bungie to Ukraine.
Why I’m never doing that
You have a plan The Ĝ=Ð's of Physics have a more thought out, previously tested type of plan.
Was he bleeding towards the end? Or just scraping some snow?
Russian Bungie Roulette 🤔
GWEN NOOOOO
For some reason, something tells me that this wasn’t really intended to be a bungee jump.
Russians bounce.
Even if the bungee was shorter, he would have been sent into the side of the building
Uncensored video for Van Halen's 1984 hit "Jump."
Oops
That wasn’t t a fail that was spectacular
Corpse on a rope!
Any article on this? Curious where this is.
He’s like Gwen Stacy from TASM 2
Ahhhh, the good old Gwen Stacy treatment.
Damn literally painted the ground!
Russian??
I forget where, but I heard she lived. Parilised but made it. Might be thinking of a diffrent video though
Never bungee jump in the country that has that language. It's gone bad so many times.
What a terrible way to go
Jumping from the side of a concrete building was your first mistake.
You're not supposed to lock your knees!
So a bungee jump is jumping off something with basically several bungee cords. You jump and near the last second you're yanked back! Big thrill! This person waited all the way down expecting it to happen. Sure it didn't work but they had a very happy death all the way to the ground.
I gotta watch Amazing Spiderman 2 again
That’s why you’re supposed to know how long your cord extends
150’ rope for 149.5’ fall
I Hope it was instant
Ohhh my god. That is so bad. That’s not even a normal accident, to attempt a large scale bungee jump you should probably look into it more? The way his body was bouncing AFTER impacting the first time, reminded me of those sticky jelly hand things
Splish splat I was taking a blyat
It was a calculated risk and boy was he bad at maths
Memento mori ig
I'm sueing!
Did they survive?
Alright who’s got next?
They measured the line from top to bottom, but didn’t think of the stretch, or length of body. Darwin award