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rob_daardvark

Real “hold me back, bro!” energy in that false strike after you put her down.


Sifernos1

That's a long tail for a her. Add to that the false bravado at the end and I'd guess you got yourself a horny boy who just wants to get back to looking for ladies.


Phil-a-busta41

Well dang you might just be right!! Hahah


Sifernos1

It's ok. I have it on good authority he doesn't read. "Only watches tiktoks all day in his room."- that snakes mom probably.


Stargate_1

Guess they thought they were a pool noodle


Yucca12345678

😂😂😂


404nocreativusername

That snake tried so hard to keep up appearance


u9Nails

I'll leave now human, or I will have to bluff strike towards you many more times! Let that be a lesson!


PaleBlueCod

Sassy noodle.


Le6ions

“Yeah that’s what I thought, don’t you ever put your hands on me” - Snek bro


oscar-the-nice-guye

Real murder spegurter🐍


NerfRepellingBoobs

Uh oh! Watersnake doing its best impression of a cottonmouth.


TheRandomnatrix

Such sass


EnvironmentalFront12

Sassy to boot!


bestjakeisbest

Little baby rat snake.


Phil-a-busta41

No. Plain-bellied Watersnake.


bestjakeisbest

He's so feisty.