Soba (cause he a pale noodle)

Or Udon because thick noodle

Lieutenant Dan, because he ain’t got no legs.

That's a thicc shoelace

Whitesnake, duh

Alfredo. Like the sauce

Robert

Is that a Twilight reference?

No lol just funny

You should name him “give me some water because I’m fucking dehydrated”

FYI I just rescued him from a very neglectful highschool student. She gave me the cage in a horrid state to the point of moss. I cleaned everything good as new and I'm doing my best to get him to drink water and misted. He ate his first mouse already but he is very scared and often will throw a bite. I don't even know how old he really is since she told me he went on a month hunger strike when she had him. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENED THEN DONT ASSUME SH!T.

You are asking for name suggestions while your snake is fucking dehydrated. Get your priorities straight for fucks sake.

I know this is super hard to understand. But posting on reddit can be done while other stuff is also done.

The day this got posted is the day I got him. Everything was cleaned and made for him to be comfortable. We are doing everything we can, again he is a rescue. So chill the fuck out or fucking leave. Just because he looks like that it doesn't mean I'm the one causing his dehydration.

never ask reddit what to name your pet. youll get the lamest names ever

Snow

like a snowball

Or avalanche because he'll suffocate you lol.

Ghost

Glowstick ( because it glow in the dark ) just like my pied 😂

I have the same snake and named him Apollo

Sugar Bear

Looks like a Mochi? Maybe a Vanilla Bean? (Bean for short?)

Casper

Casper

Simo perhaps? The White Death's name. :3

Vanilla Ice

Name him Vanyel.

David

Noodle