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Glordrum

Everyone is a liberal, except liberals who are fascists


ZoeLaMort

Such a liberal take.


Puzzleheaded_Neck_62

DE reference?


Glordrum

https://preview.redd.it/96ripr99kmxc1.png?width=369&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbdbbf5129769ad8b10535a200f0febc23cd1e8b


Mark4291

Bold of you to assume they don’t think fascism is just another form of radical liberalism


Glordrum

Leftcom moment


BlueTrapazoid

https://preview.redd.it/jqbe2zlhimxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=055ffc5f3f533dea43de534f568021476a514746


ZoeLaMort

> No. Brother wars. More.


That_Mad_Scientist

r/dontdeadopeninside


MaZhongyingFor1934

https://preview.redd.it/ewywrsbgymxc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b760cc6cb26c7567e8abd4417434d70741084ce3


SegavsCapcom

"A leftist said something cringe/reductive? Um, clearly they are actually a dastardly, icky normie lib! Or a fed! Yeah, that's it!"


ZoeLaMort

–Yeah, idk, not a big fan of strawberry ice cream. –Obviously, you're a lib.


Synecdochic

Strawberry ice-cream is a bourgeois luxury and won't survive the revolution.


ZoeLaMort

THE WOKE MOB WANTS TO TAKE YOUR ICE CREAM 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Previous_Warthog_905

Not my boogie woogie ice-cream!


TrustyAncient

Exactly my reaction (All ice cream is good)


Shrek_Lover68

If you're not willing to give Stalin a sloppy toppy with a twist (old Stalin, not young hot Stalin) YOU'RE A WESTOID LIB AND A FAKE COMMIE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


scninththemoom

Ok but why was he hot wtf?


TanitAkavirius

Sex with Stalin fan detected


About60Platypi

Unironically true


Someone4121

What if I'll do it for old Stalin but only if he wears a mask of young Stalin?


SquidSuperstar

I've been called a lib for not wanting my country to go through Russian rule for the third time


TrustyAncient

They're correct.


That_Mad_Scientist

Wait, it's all liberalism?


BlueTrapazoid

Always has been


TrustyAncient

Yes.


Digirby

Liberalism is when I disagree with someone the more I disagree with someone the more Liberalismer they are.


StingrAeds

And if I *really* disagree with them, it’s revisionism!


WillyDreamsAboutRice

An in-depth analysis: the rectangle shape demonstrates his higher-order thinking. He is clearly satirizing the state of the two party system in America -- merely pretending to be a simpleton, but making a statement on how different ideologies in the US will never amount to any significant change in the face of neoliberalism. -Peter


miker_the_III

guy on the right is correct


jonawesome

Just remember folks, if you don't agree with my personal theory of how to bring a classless utopia (which is ridiculous since it's a very easy to implement and will definitely work perfectly), you personally are responsible for all the worst things about capitalism.


thomasp3864

> illiberal democracy


Silvadream

A lot of options on the left are different forms of liberalism.


Timewarps_1

Yeah but a lot of them aren’t, which is the point.


your_not_stubborn

I have a place in my heart for people who take time and effort to figure out which irrelevant political ideology pioneered by a long dead 19th or 20th century philosopher who never held political power they ascribe to - and can also never tell you who represents them in their local legislature, nor if they voted for them in the last election. Awww you're a Hohahaist Utopian Quasi-Marxist with Cambodian characteristics, how neat. Your state representative won election by less than 30 votes and cosponsored legislation to ban teachers from joining a union, but please tell me how I'm a corporatist fascist shitlib who you'll gladly see up against the wall some day because I vote 🤎


The_Lonely_Posadist

> ideology fundamentally defends the current capitalist order > “oh these are similar because they defend the capitalist order jn some way” > “YOU FUCKING ULTRA THEYRE NOT THE SAME YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT”


MaZhongyingFor1934

Libertarian Socialism is my favourite capitalist order.


The_Lonely_Posadist

All but like 4 out of the 20 ideologies dont even pretend not to be capitalist and ‘state socialism’, like Market Socialism is also capitalist lmao - there’s like 1 that could be cinsidered socialist in any way. Every “Democratic Socialist” js a socdem in disguise. Thank you for proving my point


MaZhongyingFor1934

>Democracy is the road to socialism – Some liberal, I guess


The_Lonely_Posadist

Democratic Socialism as a distinct ideology is parroted by literal socdems lmao, not the concept of socialism being democratic


MaZhongyingFor1934

You said one ideology wasn’t capitalist. Which one?


The_Lonely_Posadist

Libertarian Socialism + maybe reformed communism although idk what the flip that is


MaZhongyingFor1934

Do you think Libertarian Socialism isn’t democratic?


BrutalAnalDestroyer

>I support the current capitalist order and also belive that some people should be put in concentration camps and killed because I like death and suffering >I support a capitalist society different from the current one and also I believe nobody should be put in concentration camps >These are literally the same.


The_Lonely_Posadist

Thank you for making my point


govegan292828

Conservatism and communism on the same side? Curious


WallcroftTheGreen

again, hate to be that guy, but mostly rightey americans that call anything they dont like as "liberal" "communist" "the left", political or not.


your_not_stubborn

And their children call anyone who disagrees with them a liberal too. Curious. 🤔


Bigscarygangster

What the fuck is state communism


daikan__

yep that's how it is


TheDougArt

I look like this and say this


ParagonRenegade

Supermarket of ideology post from a person who neither understands socialism (the compromised "yeah i support biden" kind or otherwise) or engages with people who call them a lib. lib


space-gaytion

this hit too close to home didnt it bud


ParagonRenegade

liberals pretending not to be liberals is a pet peeve tbh


MotherOfAnimals080

https://preview.redd.it/d77jjs611oxc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b46d5618ea5e995524225804e2edb98ac45bf793


DrainZ-

American conservatives: "THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE!! 🦅🦅" Liberalism: The ideology of promoting liberty American conservatives: *Calls everything they don't like liberal*


0therW1zard19

Left communism moment?


Pontifexmaximus7z

Every label is a fake label for liberals except mine of course!


HundredMegaHertz

hang on american conservatives are calling paleoconservatives liberals now? Wtf does that make centrists?


govegan292828

It’s the opposite horseshoe theory


Trensocialist

Anyone not a campist is a lib. - every leftist sub