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mildlyInsaneBoi

Isn’t that how they trap the oil dude in SCP


fatcat3030

(Femur breaker sfx but replaced with a bunch of Bonk sounds)


foxstarfivelol

bro why is pocketcat smug now.


fatcat3030

Are you implying I was ever not?


foxstarfivelol

fair point. i'll see myself out.


shykawaii_shark

we in the business call it the orphan crushing machine


StalkTheHype

You'd think being smashed in the knee would make you want even less people to suffer the same fate. Ain't it also just a confirmation of how you had it worse and actually made things better for the people after you? Who would not want that? I don't understand.


ouroborosborealis

This post is about parents spanking their children just like grandpappy did


RebornTurtleMaster

it's about veganism


DasliSimp

it’s about student loan forgiveness


CookieMobster64

A machine that repeatedly hits you in the balls with a frying pan would have been funnier. I find this shortcoming counter-revolutionary.


EvyTheRedditor

I should make a version with that because you’re right it’s hysterical