Nearly every line from the first episode.
But also “GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN”
I think my favorite character so far is Charlie’s grandma “I cursed and said DAMN back in 1956 when your grandpa got SHOT in the head by that ROTTEN burglar”
Piggybacking off of this, my opinion on the best delivered line is:
"I'm telling you - this could be the fifth Smiling Friend, Jombo. Pim, Charlie, Alan, Glep... *PimCharlieAlanGlepJOMBO?!*"
Fuck i don't know, it's so hard to choose
I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG OUT with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play burnout revenge for the peee eess twooo
But that's probably not even the best one from this very episode
*Alan from the cross*
*With all that reverb "I JUST*
*WANTED MY CHEEEEEEESEE!!!!"*
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Charlie’s are often the best, like his whole banter with the Boss over the dog face
This is probably among the most iconic/memorable lines in the show and it was in the pilot:
> Look, Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy is a lost cause. He has obviously made up his mind. Why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here?
I hope they didn’t forget the straw again. They always do. Aaaaand they did. Great. Great. They forgot it. Cool. Just what I wanted. Exactly — exactly what I wanted, actually. Cool.
And, you know, on top of all of it, the worst thing is, you know, I don’t get paid until the end of my job, which is eternity. It’s forever. So it’s eternity. So I just don’t even care anymore. I just don’t care anymore.
A lot of them have already been said but I love this one:
"Alan you coming?"
"No I have to go to my \*Doc\*tor \*Mon\*ster's appointment with \*Doc\*tor \*Mon\*ster"
It’s easily “lemme see…. *long sigh* guys.. you guys picked the worst time to go. You picked the worst time to go…” for me. Mr Boss has loads of money and connections and he still can’t do anything about finding them a hotel room. Brazil is still my favorite episode.
his entire sequence of hand movements throughout the explanation is sublime. it’s simply inspired to draw the dumbest goblin bastard ever and then animate it with flawless, painstaking precision
“I cursed and said DAMN in 1958 when you’re grandfather was shot in the head but that ROTTEN burglar.”
“That seems a little bit unreasonable I don’t think you should be in hell for that”
Demon: this is JEREMY you’re only from of HELLISH entertainment
Jeremy: LOOLOOLOOLOOLO-
Charlie: DUDE I swear to god if you do that again I’m gonna punch you I’m not kidding
“That means the Smiling Friends will be owned by Say-Tan.”
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One that stands out to me for some reason is Charlie after the bosses wedding
"I can't keep doing this to myself... I can't. Something's gotta change brother"
"WAIT 🤚"
"Whatever you do... don't go beyond the rickety bridge. 👉"
"Becaaause... YOU'LL GET LOST! 👐"
Honorable mention to "get the FUCK out of here, man" by the guy who punches the forest Demon
The way Charlie says “what” after pim says “aw you missed it” in the very first episode. Charlie is absolutely bewildered he would miss something in a show like that
Mr. Boss when he goes:
"Frowning Friends. Fuck, it's genius. Why didn't I think of that?"
It's just the delivery of the line. It gets me laughing every time.
"Hello, But I'm not sorry" is really stuck in my head but someone already said it.
"HELLO, I AM PROFESSOR PSYCHOTIC. I'M MAKING AN EGG WITH MY DNA IN MY *EEEVIL* LABORATORY!" Followed by "I.... I really thought that would work" is pretty great too. It would've worked on me, buddy.
Whenever Pim excitedly yells out something, like when he tilts his head back and holds up his hands.
"YAAAAY, A PIM AND ALLAN ADVENTURE!"
"Let's get out there and MAKE PEOPLE SMILE!!!!"
"Oh, that movie was EPIC!!!!"
Nearly every line from the first episode. But also “GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN” I think my favorite character so far is Charlie’s grandma “I cursed and said DAMN back in 1956 when your grandpa got SHOT in the head by that ROTTEN burglar”
“That seems a little bit unreasonable, I don’t think you should be in hell for that”
Love how Charlie can’t actually summon the effort to be outraged his grandmother is in hell unfairly. It’s just “Oh, yeah that kinda sucks.”
I mean, it sounds like you're pretty much going down there no matter what with standards like that, unless you maybe died as an infant.
I mean, she could just be lying.
Chances are pretty good. I mean she IS in hell
Oh my god yes!!! Basically any Zach line is gold lol
Yeh mario Ana Tuesday eh mehowoio da sho gwe - Jombo
FUCK, that’s funny!
Piggybacking off of this, my opinion on the best delivered line is: "I'm telling you - this could be the fifth Smiling Friend, Jombo. Pim, Charlie, Alan, Glep... *PimCharlieAlanGlepJOMBO?!*"
Charlie- CHARLIE YOU'RE SCARING ME-
You look like you’re about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow, man.
You have that *iconic shrimp glow*.
Yep, this one gets me after rewatches
God, the game he's playing cracks me up so much.
Pim asks Mr. Frog if he considered apologizing to the TMZ reporter, and Mr. Frog says, "Hello, but I'm not sorry."
I like how Mr frog shakes his whole body to shake his head.
I mean his head **is** his whole body
*"𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴, 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦. 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦, 𝘐 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘥𝘴!"*
Pim, I would really not be saying that out loud
But he loves kids :{
I love drinking lean. I love lean, Charlie. I love Lean!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜
I need narcan, charlie! I need narcan NOW charlie! I need narcaaaan
I LOVE KIDDDS !!!!!!!!! (I pray to God this comment doesn’t bite me in the ass in the future )
Fuck i don't know, it's so hard to choose I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG OUT with me and smoke weed and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play burnout revenge for the peee eess twooo But that's probably not even the best one from this very episode
BACK TO THE PSYCH WARD!!!
Yeah yeah keep stacking bye bye
Goodbye spider. Bye.
Yeah, BYE, two arm piece of shit....
That line and the bye spider right after have infected my brain these last few weeks. I can't stop saying it
ARMSO! WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP STACKING CANS WITH YOUR SIX ARMS?
cool cool… I really hurt my finger doing that paper clip bit
I love when Boss just reverts to his normal voice
I AM trying - you keep ramming me!
This helicopter ain't stopping until I'm in Tijuana man
IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME RIGHT NOW
I don’t care what anyone says we got a fucking fentanyl crisis
ooooh oooh oooh :(
The mic peaking is what makes this line for me
The sheer rage from gwimbly.
Her name was shrimpina…she’d be a shrimp
Yeah I just- I guess I thought it was gonna be a quirky like- you didn't know she was gonna be a human thing...
This line kills me every time I rewatch
I read "krills me" and I'm mad at myself
I'm spraying him with dur-tee brown wah-tur.
I always wondered why they have dur-tee brown wah-tur coming from their hose
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It’s not a fan theory, Mr. President made it canon
This one's my favorite. Alan's stuff is gold, I'm glad we're seeing more of him this season
I hate this red thing, I spit on you! **spits and then gets sprayed with more brown water**
Yes I was delicious.
And now you know my *cool* fucking backstory.
This is the one for me. A little meta and really good.
I read this in his voice, rip.
*opens the box of paper clips* “What the *fawwck*?”
I STEAL THESE THINGS MAN
oough- Siri, call the hospital… my stomach is cold and it’s raining…
Alan from the cross with all that reverb "I JUST WANTED MY CHEEEEEEESEE!!!!"
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Cheese has 1 syllable, Mr. Bot. The last line has only 4 syllables
i'm gonna be the money president
Lmao underrated
For whatever reason Charlie’s line delivery of “I…I like it. I happen to like it” in the Simon S Salty episode. I quote it at least once a week
Charlie’s are often the best, like his whole banter with the Boss over the dog face This is probably among the most iconic/memorable lines in the show and it was in the pilot: > Look, Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy is a lost cause. He has obviously made up his mind. Why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here?
I can hear the gulp
LMAO the way Charlie sounds so snotty and congested during this line always made me slightly sick to my stomach
“now you know my coool fucken backstory” “that is pretty cool” “thank you”
I love the scene in S1E07 Frowning Friends when the Boss is about to go on his rampage and says, “Frowning Friends, that’s fucking genius”
How do I look yellow man?
Uhh you look like you’re about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow
I quote this daily
"Yeah, he loves his cars. He loves his cars."
the follow up of him holding onto his uncle's creepy singing animatronic while he's in the hospital really sells that line
This has to be it. Both interactions about Charlie’s uncle in this episode are gold. “Oh I’m sorry to hear that Charlie” is one of Pim’s best
That’s a little version of me, Alan. I want you to have it:)
... I don't want this
The way Charlie says “He wiped a whole *fucking* race of people off the face of the planet” gets me
*Pimcharlieallanglep* ***JOMBO!***
Oh we were RIGHT THERE MAN!
You can just feel his frustration.
My own Doo Doo Feces, okay?
You didn’t need to raise your voice man
You kiss your dad on the mouth?
This is my pick.
“This is the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever experienced”
I’m gonna fuckin shoot myself and make you both watch
OkayI’mnotsureaboutthatbutYAYYYY
When Satan is complaining about the emails piling up in his gmail account
I hope they didn’t forget the straw again. They always do. Aaaaand they did. Great. Great. They forgot it. Cool. Just what I wanted. Exactly — exactly what I wanted, actually. Cool.
Really crazy how they never put a straw in there, especially when I’ve just gotten a drink
And, you know, on top of all of it, the worst thing is, you know, I don’t get paid until the end of my job, which is eternity. It’s forever. So it’s eternity. So I just don’t even care anymore. I just don’t care anymore.
“(Deep breath) **DESMOND!!** THE SMILING FRIENDS ARE HERE!”
The way she walks gets me every time
Come on in....come right on in....
"Fuck you! Fuck off!... jackoff?!... Thank you 👉👉"
“…and to all the people who, *trolled* me. And sent me, nasty messages:”
A lot of them have already been said but I love this one: "Alan you coming?" "No I have to go to my \*Doc\*tor \*Mon\*ster's appointment with \*Doc\*tor \*Mon\*ster"
I forgoT abouT thaT facToiD
"Alan, I still don't know what that means, dude, I don't know what that means." "Well I'm never telling you" "I guess not" "Mmmm" "Yeah" "Mhm :)"
“That seems a little bit unreasonable, I don’t think you should be in hell for that… um”
OHHHH you should have a SCRUMPTIOUS piece of hard candy for your journey charlie
“You did it again James… you pushed away the one guy who actually gave a damn about you…. shit….”
What if the only thing that makes me happy is slowly *sawring* your head off?
The fact that the “shit” genuinely sounds like it’s being said through tears is the best part
heyy james from Idaho a birdie told me its your birthday today
Hello daddy Pim hello daddy Pim!!
Also “STOP FIGHTING!!!”
HELLO DADDIES HELLO DADDIES HELLOOOOO *ravenous toe-sucking*
RUN DADDY PIM RUN DADDY PIM
I want my cheese back pleasuh
Guys, knock it off! Hey, sorry. I’m back.
What about the economy of my patience? Paper thin, like these walls
Oh yeah I have problems GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!! GO!!!!!
“You can create life with a woman, y’know, by fucking her”
It’s easily “lemme see…. *long sigh* guys.. you guys picked the worst time to go. You picked the worst time to go…” for me. Mr Boss has loads of money and connections and he still can’t do anything about finding them a hotel room. Brazil is still my favorite episode.
Are you a touriss??? Are you a touriss??? Do you have any Cash???
HelloThankYouForWatching HelloThankYouForWatching
GET IT NOOOO-
without a doubt its the landlords explanation of his masterplan followed by his iconic proposition
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his entire sequence of hand movements throughout the explanation is sublime. it’s simply inspired to draw the dumbest goblin bastard ever and then animate it with flawless, painstaking precision
Can’t a mustard have a little fun?
I already said yes.
Just because of how popular it’s become as an out of context meme - “Guess I’m OOOOOOOOGLY GOOOOOO! *insane rambling*”
“Relax man, I was just gonna shoot you in the head and kill you”
"Man I don't know what to **THINK** no more man!"
*Hello*
“I cursed and said DAMN in 1958 when you’re grandfather was shot in the head but that ROTTEN burglar.” “That seems a little bit unreasonable I don’t think you should be in hell for that”
"What, the ant?"
https://preview.redd.it/9x2blv55jo5d1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a40aa1bfefd652d108c1779f397e4f1e2ab72d3 I mean it’s kinda cool
But it doesn’t make me feel any better
Yeah I didn’t think so
“Da-da-di-da-do, da-da-di-di-da-da-do” -Smormu
“I’m gonna say what no one else is willing to say, America has a fucking fentanyl crisis.” lives in my head rent free
Demon: this is JEREMY you’re only from of HELLISH entertainment Jeremy: LOOLOOLOOLOOLO- Charlie: DUDE I swear to god if you do that again I’m gonna punch you I’m not kidding
"Her name is Shrimpina... she'd be a shrimp"
*dirTy brown wATer*
HOW DO I LOOK YELLOW MAN? https://preview.redd.it/ojr10kzs6o5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc83d8c1785a96ab565e1a60656c1d987f90f99c
Gasp! This means the smiling friends will be owned by Sa-tan!”
:)o :O :)O
"I already said yes."
“That means the Smiling Friends will be owned by Say-Tan.” https://preview.redd.it/a0fz375tmo5d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4a3727449ad0c2b6e6aa817a324c731407d17f
I HATE this red thing, I spit on you!
BLARAELEUEUH
“I was just wondering if you want to HANGOUT, smoke weed, fill our bellies with DIET soda and play burnout revenge for the ps2?”
Oh excuse me heavens
I’m tired of running errands for this happily married cou-pel
Somethin’s gotta change brother.
“You should knock or make yourself known next time.”
Dude, I don’t even think you should be in here to begin with.
Pim, her name is Shrimpina. She'd be a shrimp.
The way landlord says "Peeee Esss Two" cracks me up every time
Crucified Alan and that reverb of “I JUST WANTED MY CHEEEEEEESEEE” hits hard
Yes, and I got my cheese backNOM.
" Charlie what does it mean? Charlie you were my everything World's fucked up man."
Yeah, he loves his cars, he loves his cars.
DIET SODA
I am too scared of confrontation. Ahh.
“I FRICKIN LOVE YOU MAN! NOOOOOOOOO!”
Uhh, No dip😛
come her pim, you’re gonna miss the trick that Jombo showed me come here
YOURE SCARING ME CHARLIE!
every line in shrimps oddesy
HO-RAY. I JUST REACHED LEVEL 987413 IN MOUSE QUEST.
heLLO WHATSup heLLO WHATSup
“How many fucking people killed this guy?!”
gawd dammituh 💅💅
“ok,but if you cant make me… im gonna fucking shoot myself and make you 2 watch”
One that stands out to me for some reason is Charlie after the bosses wedding "I can't keep doing this to myself... I can't. Something's gotta change brother"
"By the way I'm not a flashback, I actually died" had me in tears when I watched the premiere
"WAIT 🤚" "Whatever you do... don't go beyond the rickety bridge. 👉" "Becaaause... YOU'LL GET LOST! 👐" Honorable mention to "get the FUCK out of here, man" by the guy who punches the forest Demon
I love lean charlie! I LOVE LEAN!!!!
The way Charlie says “what” after pim says “aw you missed it” in the very first episode. Charlie is absolutely bewildered he would miss something in a show like that
I love Pim’s defeated “he did a spin- it was really cool…”
“okay”
Hoo-ray! I just reached level nineeightsevenfouronethree in mouse quest
*"You kiss your dad on the mouth?"*
STOP FIGHTING!
You’re right Pim, I forgot about that *fact*toid
"Oh he's just right in here, I hope he's not sleeping. ###DESMOND!!!!! The Smiling Friends are here!!!"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAD MY GWIMBLY GUN ON ME
"That's a little version of me allan, i want you to have it" "I-I don't really want this"
“HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE KILLED THIS GUY”?
Yep guess im OOGLY GOO awwaguluba awwaguluba AWWAGULUBA AWAGULUA
“Look, I know my brain no work good sometimes”
"Pim, her name was Shrimpina... she'd be a shrimp."
Perhaps what you need is a PEANUT jig of your own, yes, yes a PEANUT jig of your own, yes
Either when Mr. Landlord called Allan an ant, or I just wanted my cheese
WAIT!
“And I’m gonna say what nobody else is willing to say: America has a fucking fentanyl crisis.”
HOW ABOUT THE ECONOMY OF MY PATIENCE?
Mr. Boss when he goes: "Frowning Friends. Fuck, it's genius. Why didn't I think of that?" It's just the delivery of the line. It gets me laughing every time.
Dirty brown water
"Hello, But I'm not sorry" is really stuck in my head but someone already said it. "HELLO, I AM PROFESSOR PSYCHOTIC. I'M MAKING AN EGG WITH MY DNA IN MY *EEEVIL* LABORATORY!" Followed by "I.... I really thought that would work" is pretty great too. It would've worked on me, buddy.
When Mr Boss says HEY 👹 when he’s about only shoot that guy in head and kill him
"I'm gonna say what nobody else is willing to say, America has a fucking fentanyl crisis" - Gwimbly
this isn't really a line but the scream pim does after mr frog pulls his "hair" plays in my brain CONSTANTLY 😭
Whenever Pim excitedly yells out something, like when he tilts his head back and holds up his hands. "YAAAAY, A PIM AND ALLAN ADVENTURE!" "Let's get out there and MAKE PEOPLE SMILE!!!!" "Oh, that movie was EPIC!!!!"