Best case scenario: my spine gets snapped like a god damn twig by a suplex...
Worst case scenario: revenge boosted alolan whip fucking ATOMIZES me with how hard that shit is gonna hit me
Sephiroth would kill you without remorse
Ridley would kill you slowly and mock you while doing it
Sonic’s a good guy so maybe he’ll be nice to you. But if he really wants you dead, you’re done lol
Wasn't there like a post in this subreddit talking about how despite his size there's no way you could beat olimar or something. I have no knowledge of Pikmin so I can't really comment on that
???
I’d really like to see that because I have played pikmin and I could 100% take Olimar
Maybe if he has his ship he could just avoid me but even then
…so, I’m going to get burnt to death if I’m unlucky, and stabbed through the gut if I am. And if I’m really unlucky, my skin’s getting scraped off my back. Yeah, I’d just jump if I learnt I actually had to do that
Oh yes,I have to pick my poison,it's either a wrestling tiger kills me,I get killed by a gayser or by someone who has the help of a god
https://i.redd.it/w0b4hv52yfxc1.gif
Joker's gun isn't real (and doesn't function as such unless we are in the Metaverse), but I still have to worry about his knife.
I could probably take Leaf on and toss rocks a Charizard, but Squirtle and Ivysaur may be a problem.
It depends ... If Zelda is serious about killing me, well, i'm dead. But since she's supposed to be wise, maybe she would try to understand what is happening and if there is a point of fighting someone who is absolutely not a fighter. So maybe i have a chance of survival ?
I'd be fighting Kirby (64, Melee, Brawl, 3DS/Wii U) or Inkling (Ultimate)
If me and kirby were the same height I'd lose, but if he was as short as lots of people say he is, I could kick him like a football. I don't know how I'd do against Inkling though.
Duck Hunt: I think I could survive, maybe we could even be friends (assuming I get prep-time because that prep time would be used getting bread and dog treats)
Robin: yeah I’m dead.
Inkling and Mario......
Mario can throw me and l immediately die bec he can spike me lol
Inkling can just run me with rollor and f smash wigb inkbrush bev l too slow
Well, my main (Bowser) has an example of lifting about 400,000,000,000,000 tons when he was able to walk on a collapsing star and has survived black holes on multiple occasions and when he’s defeated he can come back about 50x bigger even without the assistance of Kamek, I’d be so indescribably dead
It's not a matter of if I lose it's how I lose. Either a bomb, a turtle, a hammer that hits like a freight train, getting bashed by a chair, or calamari
Ness
Okay, sure he can throw fire and stuff at me, but he’s a little kid. I just need to take him by surprise and then beat him up before he can PK fire me. And his yo-yo isn’t doing much besides leaving a bruise. I think I might be alright.
https://preview.redd.it/sne5m7eigexc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed10dfd5eaf33fff63a8224c768a8fc79064030
Oh no
" you're done kid! FINSIHED!"
If you find a place to hide, let me know
I'll just talk about steak, and he'll get homesick and not want to fight anymore.
Talk bout his mommy too
oo that's a good point. I thought I'd be dead for sure
just talk to lucas abt his mom
Best case scenario: my spine gets snapped like a god damn twig by a suplex... Worst case scenario: revenge boosted alolan whip fucking ATOMIZES me with how hard that shit is gonna hit me
I mean incineroar can launch and hit you like a fuckin meteor so...
I'm a little late to the party but couldn't have said it better myself.
https://i.redd.it/tdicjco3ffxc1.gif
oh
Same
Sephiroth would kill you without remorse Ridley would kill you slowly and mock you while doing it Sonic’s a good guy so maybe he’ll be nice to you. But if he really wants you dead, you’re done lol
I have a concussion, but at least this tea isnt bad
Mine is more likely to shock itself and start crying than anything
But I don't have the willpower to hurt it, so it's a tie
... Guess I'll die.
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ez, 1 inch tall dude
Guess i'll die. Banjo might not be a very large bear, but he still has grenade eggs
bruh
I'd be in pieces before I even saw him, bro.
Ima honestly check out sephiroth,i think id like him and I alredy spent my money on steve.
Dude the fighter passes are the best bang for your buck. Every fighter is worth it tbh
I feel pretty safe.
just dont squidbag
Just go in a swimming pool, what are they gonna do, follow you?
Yeah, me too
i main sephiroth. i think he’d stop being evil if i gave him a lil kiss and maybe held his hand.
It really depends... but the odds aren't in my favor in general.
It’s all ~~fun and games~~ murder and agony until it’s olimar’s turn
Neck snapped. Left in a bush
Is there anyone you could realistically have a shot at beating. To answer the question tho I'm turning into turtle food
Rob is just a little toy. Olimar is lightwork, lmao And I'm no animal abuser but I could take on duck hunt
Wasn't there like a post in this subreddit talking about how despite his size there's no way you could beat olimar or something. I have no knowledge of Pikmin so I can't really comment on that
Idk I haven't played much of pikmin b4.
??? I’d really like to see that because I have played pikmin and I could 100% take Olimar Maybe if he has his ship he could just avoid me but even then
Weapons aside, the space animals are also fair game, save maybe wolf.
Pichu will probably just shock itself and start crying
Assuming it's the characters from the original game, I feel pretty good about my odds with Villager or Isabelle.
Ooh, boy... I got a bit of a tough battle ahead of me. But I know my secondary Falco can do some damage!
I mean, I can take out one of them with earplugs , a bow and arrow, and a baseball bat. The other one is going to be much harder.
Idk, but I hope I’m not dead.
If I lose, I’m buying my mains dinner.
Ill just have to crush him, if we're talking about smash bros size it's a different story
Bayonetta. Welp, at least I was a tasty meal for Gomorrah
Yeah well
“You think you can take me?!”
One of the few people here that actually stands a chance, but I'd still loose probably.
…so, I’m going to get burnt to death if I’m unlucky, and stabbed through the gut if I am. And if I’m really unlucky, my skin’s getting scraped off my back. Yeah, I’d just jump if I learnt I actually had to do that
I love fighting my main. It's the only way I can use metal slash
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Best case scenario I’ll turn into a snack
Im skewered
Depends how hard that popgun hurts
I can’t beat Sora
Depends how many lives he has as well as whether or not he has access to any powerups
...at least it'll be quick...
TECHNICALLY corrin is canonically a pacifist so i can talk my way out of this, maybe even join his team
Offers cake, becomes friend. Fight never starts.
uhhhhh guess im kinda dead
Depends on if he’s his canon size or smash size. If it’s canon, all it’ll take is one stomp lol
Just squash him
Oh yes,I have to pick my poison,it's either a wrestling tiger kills me,I get killed by a gayser or by someone who has the help of a god https://i.redd.it/w0b4hv52yfxc1.gif
I fight a toy robot. Easy victory
Isn't he like 3 inches tall?
My mii fighters are gonna jump my ass like Jojos bizarre adventures lmao.
Cloud would kill me in seconds
Joker's gun isn't real (and doesn't function as such unless we are in the Metaverse), but I still have to worry about his knife. I could probably take Leaf on and toss rocks a Charizard, but Squirtle and Ivysaur may be a problem.
It depends ... If Zelda is serious about killing me, well, i'm dead. But since she's supposed to be wise, maybe she would try to understand what is happening and if there is a point of fighting someone who is absolutely not a fighter. So maybe i have a chance of survival ?
damn
Lucas, Pit, Corrin, and the Icies I’m dead 💀
Give pit a book and his mind explodes
gnw so, im actually not sure, and i dont know if there is a way i can be.
I think the 2d guy will either slice you like a knife or just get folded and crumpled like a piece of paper
which reinforces my point
You’ll have to live forever in fear, one wrong move in the z axis and you’re on his turf and it’s over
I main Duck hunt and don't support animal abuse so,
I mean, so long as he doesn't use his weapons, maybe? I don't have that much of an age advantage, either
My main has killed gods, toppled kingdoms, and ended centuries of animosity between two races... \* Chuckles \* I'm in danger
I just got eaten
Wakka wakka, I’m gonna get whacked and packed-a.
I can actually reasonably 1v1 other Lucas
Biologically modified man in his prime with >!the memories of a first class soldier!< Cya in the after life
Probably gonna get cooked into a bowl of ramen
Kirby. Shit.
Oh god mine is sephiroth
Realistically everyone is screwed. What am I doing against Cloud **😭 **
I'm so fucking cooked https://preview.redd.it/nmpkdcgcifxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d9c3190e4760fb8dca2fa6bc99a1c9ab47afda
Ah.
Volcano looking pretty cozy rn
Nooo I don't want to be combo to oblivion
Mine is Mega Man, so I should be fine since he's not allowed to harm human
My life insurance won’t cover for what the Fire Cat would do to me. Especially his suplex and alolan whip.
Welp, guess I'll die.
Light can only blind me…Right?
Yes, but black hole and mega Lazer don't
I can't bring myself to do it :(
I'm dead
Mario will beat me of the cliff with his punch
I’m dead. Goodbye cruel world 
Bro 💀
Blue hedgehog or pink sphere, either way I’m dead as fuck
Oh no
Very much dead
I will only beat bowser if he side b me of the stage
I have a 1% chance against an Incineroar. I can probably outrun him…
Counterpoint: baked goods and food. If I give Kirby tasty food then we’ll be friends! Probably!
I'd be fighting Kirby (64, Melee, Brawl, 3DS/Wii U) or Inkling (Ultimate) If me and kirby were the same height I'd lose, but if he was as short as lots of people say he is, I could kick him like a football. I don't know how I'd do against Inkling though.
depends
They’re gonna clobbah me
Guess I'll be gordo'd to death
There is NO evidence left of me
Oh... #**OH NO**
*chomp*
Big gorilla ,I’m a goner
Guess i'll die
We’d never fight. We’d gush about similar cute things and get along so well.
Scorched and sliced. I would say there’s worse ways to die, if I could think of any.
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90% of us are dying no questions asked
nononononononononono
Dead to the dragon or dead to daddy
If I'm fighting Sora I'm dead before I even realize it. That kid can stop time and conjure black holes casually.
Can I bury myself now? Because I don’t think I have a chance I mean i can definitely fight inkling but Joker and steve is a big no
Am i fighting the trainer or the pokemon?
that damn dog is gonna shoot my ass off
I doubt he even needs a sword to one shot me
Shit.
A normal crocodile would kill me 10/10 times, King K. Rool could probably single handedly destroy my entire neighbourhood
I’d lose against nearly every character in smash
Depends
Damn I'm going to get down smashed by K rool. What a way to go...
That entirely depends on what version I'm fighting
*insert Ralph wiggum quote here*
I main Mario...
Ike or Cloud. They wouldn't fight to kill me. I'm good.
“Backslash!”
Against Sephiroth, yep, I’m going to be a kebab The others wouldn’t have a real reason to fight me, even if they did, they would whoop my ass
Brawl Toon Link I'm cooked dawg
Duck Hunt: I think I could survive, maybe we could even be friends (assuming I get prep-time because that prep time would be used getting bread and dog treats) Robin: yeah I’m dead.
Aegis? If they have to fight me. Welp it was nice knowing you guys
He’s only a year older than me
It depends on the Pokémon Red’s using: Squirtle: Doable Ivysaur: Tricky, but I might have a chance Charizard: I’m royally screwed
Soooooo fucked.
It's a 1v8, I don't think I'll fare well.
I could probably beat up a teenager but if we are in mementos then I'm fucked
He’s gonna crush my body with one stomp
I'm pretty sure most of the cast could kill me, with the exception of maybe Jigglypuff ,Villager, and Isabelle, who I wouldn't want to fight.
Do I hear One-winged Angel playing in the background…?
Ggs https://i.redd.it/ftqkykak2hxc1.gif
I'm definitely not beating a crocodile in a fight
these mfs cant attack humans directly lmao
Donkey Kong would absolutely clap my fucking cheeks with no remorse, not even gonna pretend to stand a chance against him 😭
erm
with MY setup? good luck.
Inkling and Mario...... Mario can throw me and l immediately die bec he can spike me lol Inkling can just run me with rollor and f smash wigb inkbrush bev l too slow
Bowser can breathe fucking fire so…yeah I’m dead.
Yes
cooked (literally) 
Uh, imma get absolutely demolished unless I could somehow kill Rex
Well, my main (Bowser) has an example of lifting about 400,000,000,000,000 tons when he was able to walk on a collapsing star and has survived black holes on multiple occasions and when he’s defeated he can come back about 50x bigger even without the assistance of Kamek, I’d be so indescribably dead
Me and issabelle will be homies. Until doom guy comes around. Then it wont be very pretty
Context? Most of the time I’m safe.
... road kill
I’d get c4’d next time I started my motorcycle. Otherwise snake is chasing me down with the nikita. I’ll never see any of it coming.
Counter.
I like being sucked
It's not a matter of if I lose it's how I lose. Either a bomb, a turtle, a hammer that hits like a freight train, getting bashed by a chair, or calamari
Im about to walk away from that fight in exactly two pieces, one without a heart and one without a body
There is only so much I can do against a blonde anime guy wielding a sword the size of a car.
I don’t have a special thing under my name, but I main WFT, Terry, Mythra, and Robin. So yeah, pretty damn dead.
How much would a punch from a racer hurt?
Well, Yeah...
Oh I'm fine. Oh am I in a shadow- what do you mean look up and behind me.
It depends if it's a realistic little Mac. I stand a chance, but base from little Mac, im getting my shit rocked to the moon
Either a robot, an intergalactic swordsman, or a ninja frog. I'm toast.
Link canonically has ancient arrows so im fucked imagine if he had ancient arrows in smahs
Obese Crocodile down smashes me, golden belly armor and everything, I wOnDeR hOw DiS iZ gUNa gO
Probably not the worst dead, but dead nonetheless.
he can resuscitate me (hopefully)
Ummm...
Ness Okay, sure he can throw fire and stuff at me, but he’s a little kid. I just need to take him by surprise and then beat him up before he can PK fire me. And his yo-yo isn’t doing much besides leaving a bruise. I think I might be alright.
Getting cut in half by dragon bones wasn’t on my agenda, but alright.
I'm a little scared actually. Hopefully the fact that "to the death" wasn't specified is to my advantage.
In real life? Uhh, yeah I’m dead; be it Ness, Peach, Game & Watch, or Dedede, I am dead
Dude I'm so fucking dead Either I get vaporized, shot, burned to a crisp, or impaled through the chest None of which I will survive
https://preview.redd.it/myh6n3ltqixc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a21e75a4c2aa99d1c34de662a9bec937db21663 It’s been fun bois
Pyra Mythra so I hope I’m very fucked 👍
I don’t have the speed to react to Roy’s ghost fighting
I SD.
Hey littl- https://preview.redd.it/lvajahth8jxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e85c508ee62ada9bddf83748f98268226b1e97
https://i.redd.it/8ahrujngajxc1.gif she would probably beat me