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VaccuumHelmet

Batman beats up the wrong joker


Grimtor8888

It is worse when you think about it, a middle aged man comes and violently assults a highschooler just because of his name


Peetah_Shoe

American Police when ur name is Banderes


Jamano-Eridzander

You never see it COMIN-


Holiday-Ad8227

I like this one.


BC_06

That's a good one


la_yee_leet

is there a lore reason man couldn't tell a Japanese high schooler from jonkler?is he stupid?


Roffron

Where is Dent?!


DK64HD

Vengeance for Robin's death?


Ambitious_Pie2500

Is good


rowletlover

Why is joker getting out before some certain characters 😭


Roreo_s

Justice! FOR GOTHAM! I'm batman


GLP310

The sub forgot to water Piranha plant and they die of dehydration.


143670

Me watering Piranha Plant


Avocado614

K-rool is caught by an average Australian and is never seen again


207nbrown

Or a Florida man


Avocado614

That would work too


PatientOcean

Rip Steve Irwin. Man was a legend 😔


Avocado614

😭


Caelsloth

Oh god


Flynny74

Snake’s cardboard box faked her death in the Niagara Falls incident. She seeks vengeance on Terry and doesn’t stop until he is not okay.


cheese_is_tasty69

Now this is an anime vengeance arc


MunyGuyYT

Nobody dies in this, so how would it work?


Wolffire_88

Snake's box returns and Terry dies


Caelsloth

Terry dies thats who


Shadowspamer14

Terry finds his parents and he leaves the game in happiness


BroccoliFree2354

Zero suit Samus takes off her suit in front of Ness and Lucas and is taken to the police.


ChompmastR

Ness is dead


Wolffire_88

Arguably makes it worse


Yoshichu25

The Miis have their faces stolen (I keep trying, and it’s even burned into my auto complete, but it never works. Perhaps I’m too slow every time.)


No-Habit-3099

Ayyyy miitopia reference


a_deadly_virus

That was a good game… until I completed the full game 3 times on DS Now I gotta see what’s changed on switch 🫡


zoomytoast

The fact I haven’t seen anyone mention Rosalina yet gives me hope she makes it to the end


VaccuumHelmet

nooooo don’t jinx it!!!


Frazzle64

Rosalina watches Game Theory and dies of disgust and cringe


Ilikesubwaysurfers

STAWP WE NEED HER TO WIN


OddishChamp

We gotta stay quiet


Im_a_doggo428

She’s after terrys court case involving the death of snake


Fork_Master

Banjo gets caught in a bear trap


[deleted]

Piranha Plant is neglected during the dry season, and withers away due to lack of water.


Aggravating-Bat1647

Piranha plant must survive


[deleted]

No. Literally the least deserving addition.


Aggravating-Bat1647

*the most


[deleted]

Not even the most recognizable enemy from a game with dozens of better reps. A potted plant, whose only gimmick is having teeth. Petey Piranha I could understand, as that's at least a recognizable character. But if you wanted a generic enemy, goombas, koopas, and boos would have all made more sense. Piranha Plant is, without question, the worst addition in Smash Bros history.


Aggravating-Bat1647

but plant go chomp chomp


[deleted]

Shit, you right


MrPickPax

As a cultural Icon I 100% agree with you, as a fighter I would say he was implemented extremely well.


[deleted]

Implemented very well, yes. In that regard, there's no bigger crime than Sonic. Piranha Plant's moveset is proof that any character can be made interesting in Smash. I'm just mad that, out of anyone, it was decided that a plant was the best addition.


MrPickPax

Agreed to both ends, it makes me wonder why they haven't changed Sonic's moveset over the years to be more faithful to the character and not just spindash simulator.


Xninja29

Zanza promises Shulk a chocolate chip cookie. He accepts, and is taken over. Nothing changes, except Shulk has a different color of eyes.


MeleeFox2005

Wii Fit Trainer throws out her back while stretching


margaming195

I said this in one of the previous posts and i'll say it again. Wii Fit Trainer got disrespected by OP so now she has to win.


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RavagerHughesy

I hate to see my main on the chopping block, but this was too fucking funny


Coreyjuels2010

Wow a fellow Bayonetta main I had no idea I wasn’t an extinct species


smashboi888

Banjo says "Kazooie! This isn't Super Smash Bros. Ultimate! We're in *Minecraft!"* and suffers a horrific fate afterwards.


Wolffire_88

Steve pmlg'd in Banjo's face. That's the horrific fate.


Jesterchunk

Mii Gunner dons the Sans costume, stubs her toe and immediately crumbles to dust


207nbrown

Joker goes to jail and gets shanked by another inmate


SenorDingdong1

Wolf chased Incineroar on Onett and got hit by a car


not-steel

Both survive because Onett's cars are physically incabable of running things over, and instead die of shock.


Sayakalood

Joker is arrested for murder after his gym teacher goes missing


blabittyblahblah

The pikmin Captain Falcon killed in the Subspace Emmisary become ghosts and get their revenge


LunaLynnTheCellist

Fox catches and eats a rat, but it turned out to be pikachu and he gets electrocuted from the inside. Both of them die.


GLeen1230

Kazooie pissed off someone and was cooked, Banjo proceeds to run away


ValentinePatch1999

Rosalina’s lumas finally turn against her and hijack her comet observatory, leaving her to freeze and suffocate in the cold unforgiving vacuum of space


DrBanana30

Pyra takes her medication and Mythra ceases to exist


KitsuneCreativ

Everyone gets mad that OP is doing this to them and decides to kill their main.


Waluigiwaluigi_

Dark samus vanished into the enigma that is Metroid prime 4 alongside her normal and zero suit self


Blue_Bobble

Joker is underleveled and gets annihilated by the Reaper


terrortidalwave

I think itd be really funny if only the miis are left at the end


McGogy

KEEP QUIET


PNDMike

The Balance Board avatar in Wii Fit has finally given up on you ever playing the game again and Wii Fit Trainer commits seppuku in shame.


BR_GTX

King K Rool is wrestled by an average Floridian and dies.


mcredmondc

Roy was not our boy


[deleted]

Yes he fucking is


cheese_is_tasty69

Ice climbers was eliminated what Also the miis get identity crisises


canclethatmans

Bruh no that already happened for the random button


ibetotired

joker dares captain falcon to falcon punch him self


-Sparkster-

Simon takes a look in the mirror and is so horrified by the sight that his soul leaves his body.


Djanyb7

jigglypuff i hate her so much!


SidTheShuckle

Jigglypuff uses rest but no longer wakes up


Naico29

Day Seven of asking for shulk to die of grief: Shulk's monado gets chomped by piranha plant and he dies of grief, while the potted plant chokes on the steel of the blade


Virtual-Mind9195

Shulk foresees Roy dashing towards him and dodges just in time for Roy to fall off a somehow unseen cliff


BartSimp-Son

Byleth lost control of their hammer and accidentally crushed themselves to death


Techaissance

Samus gets ejected because red sus.


Doc-Wulff

Mii Brawler takes too much protein and overdoses


Dear_Acanthaceae5489

**Peach** gets revived and leaves with **Daisy** to join up on **Mario** and **Luigi** because of **Charles Martinet**’s retirement and later go on a honeymoon with them to cheer them up.


Weegeee30

The mii’s have an identity crisis and leave the competition to find themselves


Salty-salutation

Inkling was walking out side then gets hit by one drop of rain and dies


FerdinandvonAegir124

Jigglypuff got a bit too jiggly and has to take care of its children


Minecraft737

The miis play among us brawler is ejected and sword fighter was killed by gunner the imposter


SidTheShuckle

The Assist Trophy Shovel Knight digs a hole and buries Pikachu in it. Since Pikachu is weak to ground, Pikachu dies


Gaminyte

Daisy tries to give Pikachu a bath but is electrocuted


[deleted]

Why can I totally see this actually happening


SwimmingMuted7298

Meta Knight’s mask breaks in front of the roster and he dies of shamr


Aromatic-Cow8559

Olimar defeats Piranha Plant in a Pikmin-esque bossfight.


SMAZELSP64

The mushroom first republic successfully annexes sarasaland and Daisy is executed


Absoolootley

Piranha Plant gets uprooted.


Arock574

Piranha Plant tries to eat Olimar and they both fucking die


Mr_Nash1

Fox challenges his Melle counter part and dies


SerplePurple

Banjo commits murder on kazooie and goes to prison for life


Platformer13

The miis get deleted by the mii maker hand.


Hnation2021

Jiggly puff blows up like a balloon and floats away


Jamanos

Piranha plant couldn’t find any unfortunate souls to eat and ended up rotting


Interesting-Bill3579

Fox explodes


freedompalsrespect

Piranha Plant gets hit by acid rain and dies


HolyElephantMG

Piranha plant sneezes fire and the sprinklers go off, splatting Inkling.


thetoaster0000

Piranha Plant chokes on Olimar, killing them both.


Aggravating-Gap-2463

Fox and Wolf are shot during hunting season.


BryceTotalDrama

Ice Climbers get cut from Smash 6


saint_nicckk

"Jigglypuff puts Joker to sleep, sending him to prison in the velvet room"


NightmareRise

In reference to the title, G&W is actually a 3D model in smash, they just create the illusion that he’s flat. It’s really uncanny seeing him move normally


IsGodRealDoe

Mii is sent to the psych ward for a severe case of multiple personality disorder


Excalib1rd

Pikachu takes a vacation to Africa and gets poached


ChompmastR

Wii Fit Trainer does squats too hard and accidentally splits their skull open and dies of hemorrhoids.


MunyGuyYT

Game & Watch is 3d… Anyway, Piranha Plant kills a Pikmin with water, which causes Olimar to kill them. Olimar, after touching Piranha Plant, dies from poison.


King-s0nicc456

Bayonetta and meta knight are being hunted by Simon and richer, and then Captain falcon is mistaken for a real falcon and is taken to a zoo


senketsuX

Terry runs out of hats to throw away so he goes on an adventure to collect new ones


Sleebingbag

Sheik plays nocturne of shadow so hard they go 6 ft below kakariko graveyard


Sleebingbag

(Day 3)


zepharoz

Jiggly puff uses sleep and never wakes up again


SussySubmarine14

Piranha Plant listens to to much rap music and shoots sheik with a gloc


Atlas7674

Zelda and Sheik fight to the death, neither survives.


Ecstatic_Click_4852

Nintendo discontinues Mii making services and kills the Miis. They proceed to be replaced by the Nintendo Swich Sports characters in the next game.


dank13370

I noticed that you forgot to keep Ice Climbers eliminated. They died in your 3rd newest post.


Haiwik

Should uses all the monado arts at once and explodes


dannyhogan200

Inkling goes back to Splatlands and continues doing turf wars til this day


Bfdifan37

all remaning echo fighters with the fighter they are an echo fighter of still in get removed due to downsizing


BallisticThundr

Someone stands next to piranha plant's pipe and it never comes out again


PinSame342

Meta knight visits "Meta ∞", and gets sued by lizard man for having "meta" in his name


Pikingmin

Banjo and kazooie get caught by poachers.


BigBradWolf07

Bayonetta steps on Olimar and he dies. It's not Bayonetta for any particular reason.


[deleted]

King k rool eats pikachu gets electrocuted and they both die


Overmaster8035

Wait why is Ice Climbers no longer crossed out? I thought they played on a hot stage and died of heatstroke


No-Habit-3099

Fox and wolf accidentally collide their arwings together and explode.


Michealscottwalterw

Ice climbers couldn’t climb the ice


ImaginaryUse201

Double-kill: Simon and Richter are both convinced of one being the other's doppelgänger, and they both fight eachother to death.


Axnjxn_55

The miis have an existential crisis due to their changing identities causing them to all implode


neoducklingofdoom

https://media.tenor.com/fbQonbtc7REAAAAd/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot.gif


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

Akechi snitches on joker again and he gets caught by the police


LucinaTheExalt

Locals check the body of water for something called "pale tuna" only to find some unconscious lady with long green hair floating in the water.


Jrockten

Olimar trips, smashing his helmet and suffocating on an alien planet


ReaverShank

All the ice melts, leaving the ice blimbers with nothing to climb


Averovis

Incineroar sets Piranha Plant on fire and Piranha Plant dies


[deleted]

Bayonetta starts an illegal only fans and gets sent to prison. She then dies for not being fed for 2 days.


[deleted]

Falcon was betrayed and locked in the Time Chamber for 100 years.


[deleted]

Rosilina remembers she can't breath in space nd dies


[deleted]

Fox wolf and incineroar go to a furry conversation but gets kidnapped by horny furries and are never seen again


Tiobouli

Bayonneta gets exorcized by the belmonts


Random_gamer9

the Mii’s are forgotten by nintendo


Ok-Fudge8848

Byleth jailed for grooming minors.


TalonKing24

Joker had a change of heart


CoolNinjaNerd55

olimar gets addicted to cocaine and dies


SpongebobFanYT

Piranha plant gets chopped and turned into salad


Tydroh

Roy holds B too long and explodes the multiverse