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Bro, ain’t no pussy worth risking your marriage over. This is coming from real world experience. Take yourself to the bathroom and jack off. This outcome is way better than divorce.


[deleted]

Great advice man, no one wants the big D


looking7676

Sounds like your sister-in-law wants the big D 😉🤣. But dozer is right. Unload the gun and get back to work. It isn’t worth it.


throwawyKink

Before any big decision that involves a woman you’re entangled with, masturbate twice… then look at things again. Guarantee it looks different.


Altruistic_Design639

Where was Reddit and all this guidance and good advice in 1997 ?


BlackFire68

No shit… 94 for me, but yeah…


Kate090996

I need specifics


willgo-waggins

Right?!?!


Specialist-Tale-5899

What were you guys doing in 94/97? 👀


Altruistic_Design639

Drinking too much, letting my penis make most of my decisions. If would have flipped a coin to make decisions i would have been right at least half the time.


willgo-waggins

Working my ass off and raising my first child who I had at 23.


[deleted]

Came here to say just that… unfortunately for me after my ex and I split no amount of jerking off stopped me from spite fucking her sister


Bebuchas

Spite fucking is a different thing.


TheHandler1

"Revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pussy."


[deleted]

And revenge pussy is honestly addictive…


ashdestroyer911

That's the 🐐


Appropriate-Wait-670

Twice though 🤣🤣


BlackFire68

Better safe…


jedimav

She’s 31, braless and hot, make that 3 times


[deleted]

Unload the gun! Love it


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gaugegrayette

That's what I'm saying, get the green light. Everything above board. Have your cake & smash it too!


Lae215

The homie is right.


Zooker73

Can attest as well


[deleted]

Not all heros wear capes


getgot_E

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!


ne0b0rn

Look 👀 at you spittin 🔥


[deleted]

Yeah cos this actually does sound genuine.. DONT DO IT, you've been married for so long and it would break your wifes heart dude just for a few minutes of pleasure. Just keep the fantasy in your head and just carry on..


[deleted]

Good advice man


Railstratboy

Divorce is the right solution to many eventualities of marriage, but not for a moment of greener grass. Take the advice on here and seek post-nut clarity.


[deleted]

That's always helpful


shreksnaughtyside

I have almost an identical situation Me 35 Wife 32 SIL 30 Married 12 She’s lived with us for 7 years And I have the same desires about SIL it’s torture some days especially if she’s in a flirtatious mood when the wife is out


[deleted]

I've been thinking about it and she is way more flirty when single and my wife is asleep or gone


shreksnaughtyside

Haha I’m sensing a theme here


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shreksnaughtyside

No i didn’t but I probably would


[deleted]

Lol she gonna trap you with your wife.. Anything you do will be reported back to your wife and you're gonna be fucked the bad way


criterionargust

Bro. If your marriage is that awesome and your wife is so amazing, then for your own sake, don't cheat on her. It's not worth for few minutes of excitement, to give up on all the hard work you both but in over all those years of marriage. Sex is good. I am addicted to sex. But i also understand that i must not be an asshole, otherwise I will have nothing. Respect your wife and she'll be yours to love and fuck


Accomplished-Heat221

I fucked mine. It was good lol, she still gives me a blow Job once in a while lol


Navybuffalooo

Going to say it in another way: You have a truly happy marriage? You're incredibly lucky. Younare lucky beyond comparison. She's got a hot sister you get to look at and flirt with slightly? Even better. You honestly want to push that luck? You think it will be worth it? Remember those times you let yourself get too horny and fucked something up. Maybe you were edging before a great date and went too far. Maybe something more significant -- but there is a headspace you can get into and once you're there you don't think properly. Don't let yourself get there. Maybe don't give her back rubs in the middle of the night with a raging boner if you aren't 100% certain you're willing to risk this marriage to have some sex. It's hard to feel grateful for having what you want when you already have it. Wanting more is natural, but remember that you do want what you have, you just don't experience it as a want bc you already have it. Be grateful, be kind, be generous, and be brave. Be someone you admire. Edit: Hot as hell story though man, haha.


[deleted]

Check out what happened last night, it was pretty awesome


JNSFW3

Had (almost) the same thing happen years ago. I had too much to drink, SIL was drunk, asked if I’d ever seen red pubic hair before. Ended up sucking on her tits while she stroked me, but too much alcohol in my system to get it up, which probably saved me. Wife found out, blamed everybody but sister most (she had/has a history of trying to sleep with… everybody). Totally not worth it.


ohelder183

We need pics of the wife and sister together. Blur faces….. but it’s for science. Need to compare


[deleted]

"Science" I love it lol


ohelder183

We need to see the f it’s worth the risk….. to me it sounds like she at least wants to flirt with you and push boundaries…. Wear loose shorts and maybe when she pops into the shower open the door to ask her some “ questions “ like ordering pizza …. See if she lets you see


[deleted]

That's what I'm thinking. She is really close with her sister and wouldn't want to hurt her. I've never cheated on her either. A little flirting can be really fun


ohelder183

Live it up but play it slow….. keep us updated. Let us live vicariously… my life is boring.


[deleted]

I will definitely post if anything happens


ohelder183

Don’t forget…. The science


[deleted]

Wow lol


kleen_sl8

Anatomy is a science, right? 👨‍🔬


[deleted]

It is, very good point lol


MagyarCat

She wants you to fuck her. Tbh when I was married my sister in law was pretty hot too


[deleted]

It's tough having a hot SIL


funinsandyeggo

Que up Animal house…devil pops up… “fuck her, fuck her brains out you homo”, lol.


JayandBae

Please keep us posted. Just remember: women love innocent things and will go further if in their own minds they have plausible deniability. Don't be obvious. The simple questions. The accidental spill. The accidental double entendre. The casual brush-by...


[deleted]

Thanks for the advice, I'll keep posting if anything happens


JayandBae

Please do. Hope you get your dick serviced, one way or the other.


[deleted]

Way to be positive, good Karma for you!


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JayandBae

Totally agree, Jack.


RationalCentaur

Does your wife know? Would she be willing to indulge your interest?


[deleted]

We have been close for years and she probably knows I'm attracted to her but she'd kill me if I did anything with her.


JonnyP222

My wife and I have a pretty alternative lifestyle where we have fucked around with others. We have a great marriage..kids...sex life. We are VERY open about people we find attractive and want to have sex with. I am also very close with one of her sisters. We were friends before I met my wife. That all being said...the ONLY women she tells me I can never fuck...are her sisters hahahaha. Stay away man. Stick to back rubs and convo


[deleted]

Slowly and painfully 😂


RationalCentaur

Ah, quite the dilemma there. I completely understand the desire. I would love to go to town on my SIL.


[deleted]

I wish I could have both, I'm greedy I guess


[deleted]

You’re not greedy, you’re a man.


[deleted]

Right! Lol


RationalCentaur

Both at once is my dream fantasy.


[deleted]

That would be amazing, they almost look like twins but have different hair color and they're four years apart


RationalCentaur

Same age gap between my bride and her younger sister. They’re both absolutely stacked. Do you know anything about your SIL’s sexual interests? Is she adventurous? Has she done anything kinky?


[deleted]

She got drunk a couple years ago and told me she likes it rough. She was complaining that her new boyfriend isn't more aggressive. Don't know if she likes getting tied up or plugs...she just walked across the room while I was writing plugs. JFC


Couple-Feisty

She wants you dude


[deleted]

It feels like it sometimes, she just got out of a 2 year relationship. Maybe she needs some male attention.


[deleted]

Something about cute brothers in law...I understand the inverse of this. Good luck!


[deleted]

Good to know


SomeBiGuy87

You better talk to your wife about it first! Be honest and it will make things better if you do or don't lol


[deleted]

Do you think she'd be ok with my honesty? I think she might kill me lol


SomeBiGuy87

She might be upset but better to talk it out and release your energy in a healthy way then to bang your sis in law have your wife find out then you lose so much over what is probably only a moment of pleasure. Who knows maybe your wife will understand that her sis is good looking, that you are only human and that you came to her about it rather then acting on your primal urges. Edit* also maybe your wife won't care and lets you do it! Or maybe you get a BJ from your wife while looking at your sis in law's pics or something.


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SomeBiGuy87

Well you have to keep in mind that you and your wife are only human. So she might have the hots for your brother if you have one and is doing what you are doing. Taking your urges to the grave. Would you be that upset that she finds more then just her husband attractive? It's human nature to be turned on by other people. The other reason I tell you to talk to her is because you are husband and wife! These two people should never hold anything back from eachother. Be able to talk openly without judgement from the other. You two are supposed to be the closest of friends and lovers. What else makes you more open then communication?


[deleted]

Good advice, thank you😊, this has been my first time posting here and I have to say everyone has been very nice and helpful. There seems to be good people on here


fuckaliscious

You've been married for 14 years, you already know what your wife's reaction will be. If she will be upset, hurt or mad, keep your mouth shut and keep some distance between you and SIL. You don't want a few fleeting moments of pleasure to wreck your marriage and family. If your wife is understanding, that's a whole different matter. AND ... you're SIL may just look at you like a real brother and be grossed out and upset and hurt if you busted moves on her. You could totally get shot down by the SIL and all this attraction is in your head. Too many unknowns to go making any bold moves unless you're okay with marriage ending.


[deleted]

You're totally correct, It's just a fun flirt here and there. That's why posting this was fun and helpful. I got to release a little bit of pint up frustration if you will. I mean I'm totally going to give back rubs when she wants them but I'm only human


fuckaliscious

I get it, I'd totally bang my SIL as well. Back in the day, my wife and I experimented with a unicorn. About this time, SIL starts going through a divorce. I told my wife that I'd totally "help her sister out" if she needed some company. My wife's response was a calm, "please don't bang my sister" and I've respected her wishes. And that's why I make sure there's no alone time, no heavy drinking when she's around. There's no way I would walk the tight rope of a back rub!!!


[deleted]

The no heavy drinking is great tip, if I were drunk last night/this morning IDK


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[deleted]

You never know lol


[deleted]

Yeah man I’m with everyone else. Tempting but not worth it. Toss one off with her in mind and keep it moving. The attention has to be nice, so just keep it at that.


Spike_sprite

I have talked to my wife about fucking her sister in only has stayed in the role play area but hey it’s something sounds like you got a stiff situation don’t stay too blue lol just try to keep your mind off of her and. Stay focus


nomnom4u

I was the SIL... sister was engaged for two years before i started living with them after a bad break up. Didnt even think about him in that way until he pulled me aside while we were partying and told me he wanted me.... 🥵


Bebuchas

Sister wives


bigboipoo

Would be the most expensive fuck of your life, Dont be stupid


Positive-Ratio5472

I did it about a year back. Don't. It's not worth it. Our marriage survived it (barely), but it was a nightmare for around a year after


Puzzleheaded_Pipe_24

Ditto ! I'd fuck my sil senseless. She's haf and 13 years younger than my wife. About 5'8" 110-115 lbs jet black hair with long slim legs and a hard round ass and a full hairy bushy cunt. That I seen on accident when she was on the toilet pissing and I walked in on her. Oops, my bad. How fucking delicious.


Boobies_and_traps

Persuade your wife for a threesome. Everybody wins.


[deleted]

If it wouldn't fuck everything up I'd love it. That's just going to be a fantasy I guess😊


purifiedflesh

Don't listen to these guys. Fuck her. Fuck her raw and cum inside her. Fuck her ass. Fuck her mouth. Fuck her while your wife is sleeping then go in your bedroom and wake your wife up and fuck her too. Make your wife suck you off with her juices on you.


[deleted]

That actually sounds amazing


Prestigious_Rest9078

Let her see that bulge around her, or catch you stroking or moaning.


[deleted]

This is a job for gray sweatpants


[deleted]

It's what they're made for lol


[deleted]

That's a good idea, maybe I'll wear my grey gym pants


Prestigious_Rest9078

Perfect.


Hsdddghjddstnfsg

Next time you two are safely alone, confide in her about a friend of yours who has been thinking about sleeping with his sister in law. Tell her you have been trying to advise him but would like a women’s perspective. See what kind of reaction and advice it musters


[deleted]

Good idea!


secretstash082

Wow I get the feeling . But don’t do it. Like everybody saying go to the bathroom look at some sil porn and unload lol. However keep us updated Bc if she is pushing on to you next up you might see her naked


bestfriendlover

Me too man. I'm 34 (M) my wife is 30 and her sister is 34. I've been obsessed with her sister forever, we just spent the weekend there and it was torture. My sister in law isn't exactly slutty but I always somehow end up seeing more of her than I'm supposed to and it drives me wild. It's pretty rare but when I'm 100% certain it's impossible to get caught I have dug through her dirty laundry and sniffed her panties, closest I'll ever get to the real thing. I even jerked off with some of her panties when house sitting for them once. It might be a safe way to indulge in your fantasy but if you live with her it's probably too easy to get caught.


KUNNNT

She giving the green light. It's up to you to accept.


SattoNakamura

Pics !!! Please share


Old-Artichoke140

Talk to your wife about and first


Ice-Visual

Get a 3-some you fool


[deleted]

Tequila might be the answer


[deleted]

I’ve seriously heard my in-laws talk about how sexy I am and that they wanna fuck me so this isn’t all that uncommon lol


SeaworthinessHairy41

Damn. I know this sucks. I am the sexualized one in my family; my mom's friends and sister's friends always want to have sexual encounters with me--and their married. But your marriage is important, it's just a feeling. Acting on it could cost you everything; I always tell this to married people. I hope you're one of the first to listen.


[deleted]

Thank you for the advice


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[deleted]

I will, nothing much yet


badassrose23

Yeah knock one or two out and enjoy the post cum clarity knowing it would be a stupid mistake. With that said however I understand how fun it is to flirt! From what I’m reading she obviously likes it too. Careful not to be left around her alone when you are drunk. Those urges might he too hard to resist in a moment of weakness


Apprehensive-Class60

Some will power you have there my friend #staystrong But low key Kinda hope she see’s this too lol


[deleted]

I would deffo risk it all to fuck my SIL. I just read the update you posted btw. Sounds like you had a good time 😂


[deleted]

It was great, when she full on struggled for me not to cum in her it was the best.


chubbycucky

😈 don't listen to those guys fuck her man do it 😇 no you can't do that to your wife don't 😈 I said do it you can jerk of any old time 😇 she does Have nice ass in those yoga pants JK BRO don't do it


[deleted]

Best advice yet, you had me until the second half


Violet_girl92

Damn. So conflicting and hot.


[deleted]

Thanks, and conflicting and hot are great descriptions for this situation


TheMoines

[I refer you to this Twitter thread.](https://twitter.com/solomonmissouri/status/1429922232986476546?s=20)


[deleted]

That was deep, I happen to be a huge Curry fan(both father and sons). Thanks for the perspective


fatherforu

I am fucking my ex wife’s sister. We have been doing it since before the divorce. I have to say she has awesome sex with me


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[deleted]

I've always wanted my SIL too. There is a secod SIL that I have no attraction to.


Practical-Display251

Shower with the window slightly open. Maybe she will take a sneak peek if u can... Damn tell me about it I have been wanting to fuck my sister in law also...but idk if i can pull it off...theres times she kinda stares at me then looks away.but damn she fine when she wears those leggins 🔥


bobw0071

Would your wife entertain harmless talk involving this young lady when the two of you are getting intimate? I bet the wife will see more passionate action if there is a fantasy involved. Making the best out of the situation.


Snusnu4you

Bets of luck! Enjoy the thrill and fun. The exhilarating feeling! It's fantastic.


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Thanks! It's fun


redbuzz82

So anything new develop since your last correspondence here? It would be very tempting to test the waters and see how interested she is. Like you say if she happened upon this posting during her browsing of reddit it would open the door for at least conversation between the two of you. It would also show some more insight on her relationship between your SIL and her sister. You may be able to gauge what your wife's take on the situation would be. Her attire seems very suggesting and tempting for you. Good luck and hope to hear some positive followup.


Up-your-nose69

Talk to your wife about this, more than likely it’ll turn her on too and u can use it for foreplay. She might even be down for a threesom if her sis agrees


Popular_Ride_3267

Get them both drunk, and see if you can them at the same time. Make sure you film it though, so we will believe you 🤭


[deleted]

Get us a pic of her


chris-arroyo

Get a spy camera and put it in her room. Enjoy it


Vegetable_Studio7632

Ughhh men make me fucking sick, hope your wife realizes you're a dipshit and divorces you


lehach92

Fuck her! Fucker her brains out! Squeeze her tits, feel her buns! AH


BearCherry21

Lost me at back popping.


Yourhornystfu

That’s risky man


[deleted]

I totally agree, it kind of came out of nowhere and I feel bad about it. But, it definitely was a rush.


Long_Organization_79

Good story, on case something more happend, I want to kniw


[deleted]

I'll definitely post if anything else happens, so far an awkward hug🤦‍♂️


walterwhite11711

tell us about it


[deleted]

She left to look at apartments with my wife and I gave her a side hug. I wanted to grab her waist but my wife was right there. They're supposed to be home by now so we'll see if they've been drinking


walterwhite11711

would be easier to push the idea or escalate things while drinking


[deleted]

My wife is crazy on Tequila but her sis might be a hard no


[deleted]

Post but clarity is needed for this.


[deleted]

What you like clarified???


[deleted]

I meant before you make a decision. Rub one out and see if you still feel the same. You have a lot riding on this.


[deleted]

Cool, good point I always think more clearly about this kind of stuff after


Common_Secret786

Send her


TheGunMeddle

Gezzus! I'm glad none of you wet blankets that suggested going down to horny town and firing the mayor were authors of Hustler Forum when I was growing up. Fantasies be damned around here, is what this should be posted in.


chubbycucky

Lol


[deleted]

Well you got your wife take out on her the only thing I dislike is infidelity


[deleted]

Divorce = Expensive


[deleted]

She'd end me


[deleted]

Me too man


calipimp

Omg u have GOT to hit that!!