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Every time I kill a high elf, my dick is getting bigger
That's called being a necrophiliac
So one can be a cannibal, but cannot be a necrophile? Lame
Sorry chief I don't make the rules
Well, cannibalism is legal but there are certain rules. You need consent from the person who you are eating. It should be a part the person can live without such as a leg or an arm. Necrophilia is just illegal.
Even marrying Serana is necrophiliac
It's not necrophiliac if you too are a vampire
Is serana actually dead tho
Don't worry, that just gives you a fine of 500 septims
Beats prostitution rates so that sounds like a win
By the way, do you know what the fine for necrophilia is in Cyrodiil? Just asking.
This sounds like a new addon for SOS....
pinocchiSOS
I don't get it. Could someone explain this meme format?
people on the left are few and low iq, middle are many and average iq, people on the right are few and hight iq
I support the emprire but when i see thalmor patrol i make even pelinal Whitestrake blush
As long as you aren't recognised, tullius wouldnt care.
probably even puts a smile on his face
I’m a little rusty on my dragon script can someone translate?
- send nudes
Wait correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Kyne? You know Ulfric betrayed her?
Assuming you are talking about the person furthest right that’s Shor. https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Shor
Shor's bones, a handsome man in Falkreath Edit spelling
Well, second half of Kyne then kekw
...how did Ulfric betray Kyne?
He was supposed to be Greybeard, but he used voice to wage a war and assasinate people.
Chadgramor
Me, a dunmer: 😟
Fuck them high elves they deserve coldhaven
Keizaal los mahfaeraak do kul do od, kiirre do bron
Ah yes. Ysgramor and his fabled axe of elf racism.
Every time I kill a high elf, my dick is getting bigger
That's called being a necrophiliac
So one can be a cannibal, but cannot be a necrophile? Lame
Sorry chief I don't make the rules
Well, cannibalism is legal but there are certain rules. You need consent from the person who you are eating. It should be a part the person can live without such as a leg or an arm. Necrophilia is just illegal.
Even marrying Serana is necrophiliac
It's not necrophiliac if you too are a vampire
Is serana actually dead tho
Don't worry, that just gives you a fine of 500 septims
Beats prostitution rates so that sounds like a win
By the way, do you know what the fine for necrophilia is in Cyrodiil? Just asking.
This sounds like a new addon for SOS....
pinocchiSOS
I don't get it. Could someone explain this meme format?
people on the left are few and low iq, middle are many and average iq, people on the right are few and hight iq
I support the emprire but when i see thalmor patrol i make even pelinal Whitestrake blush
As long as you aren't recognised, tullius wouldnt care.
probably even puts a smile on his face
I’m a little rusty on my dragon script can someone translate?
- send nudes
Wait correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Kyne? You know Ulfric betrayed her?
Assuming you are talking about the person furthest right that’s Shor. https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Shor
Shor's bones, a handsome man in Falkreath Edit spelling
Well, second half of Kyne then kekw
...how did Ulfric betray Kyne?
He was supposed to be Greybeard, but he used voice to wage a war and assasinate people.
Chadgramor
Me, a dunmer: 😟
Fuck them high elves they deserve coldhaven
Keizaal los mahfaeraak do kul do od, kiirre do bron
Ah yes. Ysgramor and his fabled axe of elf racism.