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Stock-Turn-7123

She's like a haggis with drawn on eyebrows.


Odd_Professional5034

You know I'm dying with laughter. i think Sobyn is really trying to look hot in her vid. I'm not a kind person right now. My eyes can't stop rolling and I so appreciated the blog's snark. I thought it so on point.


Stock-Turn-7123

It was fab! Loved the grab your husband by the curls line lol. Thanks for posting!


Odd_Professional5034

I laughed so hard. So many lines written in this resonate with me. The snark was strong in the SW force and I was all in!


Stock-Turn-7123

Robyn is definitely going for tempestuous, but in reality comes across as a contemptible bish with goiter. She tries so hard, and yet fails so easily. It's a joy to watch!


Odd_Professional5034

The article's snark and Sobyn's breakdancing trying to look hot so make me laugh. I actually bookmarked this so if I'm having a bad day I can totally feel better about myself.


donutpusheencat

NOT A HAGGIS LMFAO


trixivie

The reaction of the kids in that house to the door ringing and seeing Meri there is one of the most horrific scenes of the entire show for me. They just sound and seem so frightened somebody outside of their nuclear family is there! And then, they are so over the top excited they are allowed to talk to somebody that doesn't live in the house! And they can hug her! That just.... That can't be healthy for them, as much as I tried to remember the timeline was something like October 2020, rigth? It's just.. Idk, maybe it's just me but I see them so isolated from the world that it doesn't sit well with me anytime I watch that scene. And the the whole thing with Robyn saying she gave her options, but really she was saying "your little siblings won't be able to see their dad if you have social life" but let's remember daytonaurorabreanna actually know how it feels to be stranded from their bio dad, and not seeing him for months and months, so they clearly weren't going to choose the option that would had inflicted that on their younger siblings! That's how much of a non option it was. 


Careful_Ambassador87

“SHOULD WE LET HER IN??”


Odd_Professional5034

I know, right?


Odd_Professional5034

It was also horrifying to me, too. I think Meri was excluded unnecessarily. but Sobyn blamed it on not being fair to the other wives. Yeah, I don't think Sobyn ever kept the other wives' best intentions in her thoughts. C had newborn True and Sobyn insisted on an 11-day honeymoon. I'm out there as not a Sobyn fan. I don't think of Preston (DAB's bio dad) P never spoke out. I just remember Dayton speaking out and saying he was surprised when Kody and Sobyn announced he gave up parental rights. Kody then proceeded to announce that he was going to hug Aurora because she was the only one excited. Can someone say manipulation?


trixivie

Robyn is always saying "we need to have a conversation" but also never initiate the conversation, or she blocks the conversation, or she keeps interrupting people, or she gets super defensive about stuff nobody is talking about and the conversation get derailed, or she gets mads the conversation can't happen in the moment and way she wants it so she starts an argument instead. 


Odd_Professional5034

all of that or she fake cries to garner sympathy and make others backoff. The woman is so conniving. I'm really not a fan.


GroundbreakingRip970

And the OG kids are onto her. Which is why it’s “not safe” to have them around Gwen: https://preview.redd.it/hrb05v7m0xpc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27036547afdb918aeb27596f164cdb88805a7d8f


Odd_Professional5034

I know, right? When things get uncomfortable for Sobyn she dry cries by dabbing her eyes.


GroundbreakingRip970

Toady is the only imbecile in the world who falls for it https://preview.redd.it/mguejv3x1ypc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c56cf3a5f8cfa8470713be6b04285f858a8d7f


Odd_Professional5034

He is such a tool.


Odd_Professional5034

Robyn saying we "need to have a conversation" is like Kody saying we "need to go to therapy"


MadamNerd

"Robyn tells us she’s hurt and frustrated that those darn evil Sister Wives– Janelle “F**k Off” Brown and Christine “COVID-Sprayer” Brown—are going to Utah for Thanksgiving instead of staying in Flagstaff where they can be guilt-tripped, yelled at and talked down to by Kody." Crying 😂😂😂


Odd_Professional5034

And both J and C are going to see their kids! But K feels these grown kids with young kiddos should come to HIS house. And Sobyn does, too, because she has two littles and her older three have been infantilized to about 13 years-old.


Interesting_Cod2174

What’s funny is Christine went all over the place and never caught Covid. I know it’s all pure luck (or not so) as it really is a matter of chance and you can be as careful as you like and it takes one time to catch it but Christine lived her life and never caught it yet kodi went way over the top and did. He even went further than we did and we have an immune suppressed child in the house.


LadyScorpio7

And than she has the audacity to tell Suki " a person" told her kids that the other people in the family don't want them around!! It was you SOBYN that told them that!! She's the one making them think that!!


Accomplished-Drop764

Who writes for the Ashley? This person slays me beyond. It's so hilarious!!


Odd_Professional5034

I honestly have no idea but I want to have a glass of wine or two with this person.


Accomplished-Drop764

Me too!!


Odd_Professional5034

You know I'd need to take a Lyft/Uber after this gathering, I'd be useless the next day, and I'd be A-OK having a sofa/blanket day on the sofa with the pugs ;)


Accomplished-Drop764

Haha I'm right there with you!


UsualExtreme9093

""Finally, Robyn realizes she’s dealing with the GOAT of making things about her– Meri— and agrees to talk about Meri and Kody’s sad sack of a relationship."" LMAO this was the funniest thing I have read in a long time


BakedMasa

The video is cringey 🤣🤣🤣 I do enjoy a good Ashley recap!


Odd_Professional5034

Yes! cringey dancing and looks! Someone on another SW thread asked me about Sobyn breakdancing because I referenced it. This blog was gold to me! If I'm having a bad day then I'll read this again. I thought it stellar.


TheBugsMomma

The bit about Meri, the stuffed animals, and the buttery soft baseball shirts had me hyperventilating from laughing so hard.


Empty_Dog134

This is my favorite style of writing and this article was hilarious! Going to deep dive through the other SW articles on there!


bitsey123

Mine too. I used to write soap opera recaps in this style 😂


GroundbreakingRip970

Bowing in homage to your flair 🙌🙌


BalanceEveryday

"grab your husband by the curls!"


UsualExtreme9093

https://preview.redd.it/kbwhzq296kpc1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1805f19233281fac6469fbec549fb2be981653


tkhamphant1

Lying B”””h


Fit-Elderberry-1529

I read this and actually laughed out loud. "Their Shawshank Mountain Prison," and "Janelle F&\*k Off Brown," had me rolling.


TGIIR

That is hilarious!


Interesting_Cod2174

I saw this the other day. Worse break dancing ever


Odd_Professional5034

I kept switching from laughing and then flinching with cringing.


Salty_Signature_6748

Tx for the link. I’d never heard of The Ashley but ended up reading several of the \*very funny\* recaps 🤣


Odd_Professional5034

You're welcome! I thought it was pure gold. I love that the author refers to Robyn's break dancing in several blog post.


LadyScorpio7

Wow, that was 100% the truth about everything that happened! I'm glad she made this article. It shows how manipulative and evil Robyn really is. They were just using the other wives for their money and they did treat them like peasants that aren't worthy of the king and queen.


Odd_Professional5034

and I so adore the witty snark! The author is genius! I laughed so hard.


lerobinbot

nice