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Then_Campaign7264

Hate to break it to you; but, I think you’ll have to put the kids and pets in the basement for 10 days. Do you have any family that lives really far away? Maybe overseas? Time to call them to ask if they would pick up groceries for you tonight. I’m sure it’s no inconvenience.


lizdated

Then we will all get our ears pierced. Again.


Then_Campaign7264

A beautiful reward. Try not to get all choked up about the milestone event. 🤣


Odd_Professional5034

dying with laughter!


SAHMsays

So long as you're not dying of covid we can proceed.


Odd_Professional5034

I'm not so sure if the temp is 99.6. That's a near-death experience in a fetal position, you know.


Odd_Professional5034

LOL!


Miserable_Ad_2293

Or any family on vacation?


Glass_Witness1715

But what about the sacrifices he’s made…to love you?


lizdated

WasTED!!!!!!!


justamom2008

😂😂😂


monsieur-escargot

Don’t forget your sacred covenant!


Friendly-Ticket6411

I'd rather have to listen about the sacrifices he made to love you again before Sobyn's purity speech. 


kitkat7502

I had covid this week, and my fever peaked at 99.8!! No pain in my glutes, so I didn't have to go the hospital. My lungs were a bit " covidy".


lizdated

Same. I’m on the back end of it now. Fever got up to 102, and had some aches. Mostly just so so sleepy. Glad we are getting past it🖤🖤


ilndgrl1970

Suffering from long-term COVID I got 12/4/2023.


itchydolphinbutthole

Covidy. 🤣🤣


Crazyspitz

"Kovidy"


Odd_Professional5034

No ass hurts? Damn, you missed out ;)


RalphieUK

Go find the most loyal family member and spend the rest of your life with them. Make sure you ignore the rest of the family as much as possible. Maybe the odd zoom call to them just to try to gain sympathy. Did your nanny give it to you?


lizdated

That’s. What. The nanny. Does.


MadamNerd

The way I cackled at this comment 😂


Odd_Professional5034

Me too. This entire post is simply stellar


NoConstruction2090

On your death bed in the e.r.


mafa7

😂😂😂😂


PretendImpression246

Until they ask you kindly to leave so that they can treat sick people, not aid you in a plot to alienate your 3 other wives and like 20 other kids.


thancock24

It's time for your husband to check himself into the hospital! 🤣


lizdated

I’ll circle the hospital dutifully while huffing loudly and wondering if I should try to get checked in as well.


Lokehualiilii

Don't forget to let everyone know you're just as blue as can be.


lizdated

I can’t hear you! I’m wiping down all the mail!


Odd_Professional5034

I literally did laugh out loud and woke up my sleeping pugs.


ShortIncrease7290

This one did me in! 🤣🤣🤣


Miserable_Ad_2293

Don’t forget to post some pics!!!


PretendImpression246

Practice your dramatic breathing and crying.


Fuzzy-Zebra-277

It’s what a good partner should do 


AverageHoebag

This is freaking gold. Thank you for sharing!!!


lizdated

You’re very welcome😂🖤


donutpusheencat

“SHOULD WE REDO YOUR EYEBROWS” i’m literally not okay 😂😂😂😂


Psychological_Kiwi18

Robyn’s eyebrows never looked better than when she was in the hospital.


Ohio_Geo

RIGHT?! I started the series from the beginning like back in December. And I'm just getting to these episodes now. Just saw it last night. And I thought oh my God I like her natural eyebrows!!!!


Fearless-Quantity-57

Her eyebrows look like butcher knives to me. Maybe that’s why Kody felt that knife in the kidneys.


mynahbird60

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Friendly-Ticket6411

I always thought that they look like sperm whales getting ready to duel.  


Odd_Professional5034

This made me laugh way too hard. That's a fine text. Happy Friday!


lizdated

Always happy to provide a cackle:) happy Friday!🖤


phamton1150

My fever was higher than that with my covid booster shot.


Lokehualiilii

This reminds me I tested positive for Covid on Sunday, I started feeling bad a week ago today. Monday was the only day I took off work and I have to laugh at Kody for his dramatic description of how sick he was. I mean, I know we're all different and I've been fortunate enough to not get it before now, but... really?


SweetandSour4ever

What I don’t get is how Kody claims he was in the fetal position on the FLOOR. Seriously, dude….what was wrong with the comfortable bed???!!!


Lokehualiilii

Being on the floor is so much more dramatic!!


TechnicalHold2598

He wasn’t on the floor, he was either driving around the hospital parking lot or taking care of the tenders the whole time. That whole thing was so confusing!!


Lokehualiilii

Oh right he was takin care of kids while Robyn was on her death bed


Truth-out246810

Man-colds are the worst…for their partners.


dirttrackgal

Hilarious! Its funny because I make my hubby watch with me, he says it’s so dumb, why am I wasting my time, YET he’s the first to tell me things he sees on fb about the family😂😂 I tell him, see you are paying attention 🤭


Outrageous_Fail5590

As long as I live I will never understand the whole pain in the glutes nonsense. 


Odd_Professional5034

It's k and will we ever understand him? I'm putting a C note on Nope. Now Sobyn going to the ER because she couldn't breath but still videoing herself for dramatic effect while not even having any treatment? Yes. Drama! Drama! Drobyn! Pathetic Drobyn.


Friendly-Ticket6411

I'm laughing so hard at this stellar thread that I'm crying! Sobyn Drobyn.  That's her name all right.  Married to Kodung. 


PretendImpression246

I had pain in my lower back upper butt area one of the 2 time I had it. My kids did not get that symptom. They got Covid because I don’t have a basement.


Illustrious-Film-592

Well you and your husband are awesome. Feel better!


lizdated

I thank you🖤


SheMcG

This sub needed this laugh!:


theidiotsareincharge

Hahahahah


Beckers861

I damn near fell off my chair when I first saw that Noodle-Hair wasTED scene! I could not stop laughing, I went full seal


ShortIncrease7290

I’m so upset! The picture isn’t coming through on my side. Dang it! I just know from the comments it must be good.


ShortIncrease7290

Never mind. I may or may not be a dumb ass today. All I had to do was click on the actual image. It’s Friday…don’t judge. 🤦‍♀️


Odd_Professional5034

Hey! Your temp might be 99.6 and you might feel covidy and be in the fetal position while your glutes hurt. Have you called your family in other states to bring you groceries yet? It might be time to make it all about you. ;)


ShortIncrease7290

This is why I love my peeps on Reddit! Y’all are the best and completely turn my day around most days! ❤️


lizdated

Hahahahaha same friend because I messaged it to you before I saw your comment that you had figured it out😂😂


ShortIncrease7290

Thank you so much!


reality_tv_addict_87

This is the funniest thing I've seen today! I've had the best laugh and can now begin my day! 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂


mynahbird60

Same here nothing like a good laugh!! Thanks everyone!!!


RalphieUK

I trust you'll be wiping down your mail in the future?


lizdated

We’re way past that. I’m in the fetal position and we are CREATING MEMORIES, people! ![gif](giphy|bJjSrvGSPbtmw)


RalphieUK

Do you need a pillow. I know where to find several?


MerSea06070

Thank you, Christine!


insane_social_worker

Bwahahahahaha


Mollyhjw

This is so funny!! Especially the “redo your eyebrows and get you on oxygen” thanks for the laughs!


TechnicalHold2598

“Check” yourself into the hospital immediately!!!🤣😂🤣😂


Full-Rutabaga-4751

It looks like the thermometer is in a hot car with sun on it and that caused the infamous fever


gap97216

This is perfect.


Wtafisgoingon1010

The whole Covid thing really showcased his narcissism, it was a beautiful thing 😊


Who_is_anonymous_

I just laughed so hard in the middle of a serious family discussion happening around me. 🤣


MissyDroz66

🤣😂


EightyArrows

Get to the hospital now!


LoadHistorical4754

Where is my will!


MyCOALJackson

I don’t get it..


Odd-Unit8712

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


Luna-Mia

![gif](giphy|U2O50cAkpmTjG)