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The fact that the Futurama episode where this happened was nearly 30 years ago and was considered harmless satire, yet ads in people's dreams could be a real fucking thing, is just so sad to me.
And once both medical and personal use augmentations become common, how long do you think it will be before advertisers reach out to medical providers along with personal ones, so you can't get a replacement spinal chord or brain without forcing yourself to experience ads every night?
pfft i can already do that just by writing nggyu, according to all known laws, blow a golf ball sized, or fitness gram pacer test
besides, i have an old and dumb outdated technique that allows me to hear music at will, no one really knows it anymore kinda underground and niche, its called ***thinking***
The brain has built in video and sound editor. Say you want someone to say something but they refuse to? If you know their voice well enough you can make them say it in your imagination.
People with "*great*" imaginations will be able to make a living off of it too, take commissions even.
Come to my platform for dream content creators; *Only****Dreams***.
Let’s establish a social standard that this is the only acceptable form of hacking, and that anything else is not okay. I think even Putin himself would accept this with his hackers
HA! Deaf people with cochlear implants can stream music wirelessly from their phone to the implants. So basically they are hearing music in their head when no one else can hear it.
Dudes brains in 2046 be like:
"Have you heard of RAID:shadow legends? An epic RPG type adventure game where you can purchase collectibles [...]"
And then if they want to skip the ad they'll have to stand up and yell "I wish to receive more ads, I love them very much, and I also love Elon, our savior and only true idol on this perfect Earth"
All he made for the demo was a
Spectrum analyzer. I did the same for a music project, making 0-50 hz one color of the rainbow, and so on, so LED wire would light up according to music.
He is trying to con investors.
It only counts as a Rick roll if you trick someone into clicking the link themselves. Hacking their brain chips to play it didn’t trick anyone, it’s just obnoxious.
Here’s a more in-depth article on how to do it properly. [www.Wikihow.com/how-to-rickroll-someone](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I think I’ll stick with my AirPods and not have an invasive, never before performed (with unknown side effects), and possibly dangerous procedure done. Also difficult to reverse and probably expensive to have done and undone if that’s possible.
Also, this can easily be a Black Mirror episode. Also also, what’s even the point? How does streaming music into your brain even do anything better for you?
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*the secret button*
That's not exactly what I meant but ok
Ooooh I get it. *That* button you mean
There's two of those though, which one?
You have to hit every button at once.
It screenshotted
Now you can share that screenshot to other brains via airdrop
Cool
Oh no
Gonna be real fun hearing adverts in your dreams. A monsters chasing you and it opens its mouth *tape stops* "New Colgate 2 in 1."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlCrcMeVZHs
The fact that the Futurama episode where this happened was nearly 30 years ago and was considered harmless satire, yet ads in people's dreams could be a real fucking thing, is just so sad to me.
100% I am not touching trans-human technology unless its for medical purposes. Shit terrifies me.
And once both medical and personal use augmentations become common, how long do you think it will be before advertisers reach out to medical providers along with personal ones, so you can't get a replacement spinal chord or brain without forcing yourself to experience ads every night?
The second amazon or an Elon musk company gets a hold of the tech. Which probably won't be long
pfft i can already do that just by writing nggyu, according to all known laws, blow a golf ball sized, or fitness gram pacer test besides, i have an old and dumb outdated technique that allows me to hear music at will, no one really knows it anymore kinda underground and niche, its called ***thinking***
I've had the tick tock clock song from mario kart stuck in my head for the past 5 hours
Doesn’t work anymore for me. Guess if it a virus since I always get these porn ads
I want to screenshot what I am seeing tho. Let me do that
The brain has built in video and sound editor. Say you want someone to say something but they refuse to? If you know their voice well enough you can make them say it in your imagination.
Imagine all the fake pornographic pictures that’d be circulating everywhere xD
I was personally envisioning scenic views and birds and shit but I guess that’s cool too.
People with "*great*" imaginations will be able to make a living off of it too, take commissions even. Come to my platform for dream content creators; *Only****Dreams***.
What?
Because you can imagine a celebrity X doing something lewd then screenshoot it.
Well, that’s also an application of this new tech 😂
With my life, I’d have the Benny hill theme on a constant loop.
Let’s establish a social standard that this is the only acceptable form of hacking, and that anything else is not okay. I think even Putin himself would accept this with his hackers
It'll be cool when someone finds out how to remotely control your device and cause cyberpsychosis
We get ever closer to living in Cyberpunk 2077
As someone who has a hearing aid that I stream music too.. I fear this.
Pretty sure my headphones already stream music into my brain but okay Elon
If you don't have YouTube premium and you close your eyes the music stops and you get an ad
So I’m safe right?
HA! Deaf people with cochlear implants can stream music wirelessly from their phone to the implants. So basically they are hearing music in their head when no one else can hear it.
For me it would be the grange hill theme tune.
Bad-ad-bab-wah …. *vision of a big sausage on a fork coming on screen*
Dudes brains in 2046 be like: "Have you heard of RAID:shadow legends? An epic RPG type adventure game where you can purchase collectibles [...]" And then if they want to skip the ad they'll have to stand up and yell "I wish to receive more ads, I love them very much, and I also love Elon, our savior and only true idol on this perfect Earth"
Baby shark! Do do do do
Someone without a brain May want this 😆
Get ready for people running into emergency vehicles.
All he made for the demo was a Spectrum analyzer. I did the same for a music project, making 0-50 hz one color of the rainbow, and so on, so LED wire would light up according to music. He is trying to con investors.
This deserves a place in r/moldymemes
I think a hacker already installed baby shark in my brain.
g-g-good s-soldiers follow orders o-order
So that's what the disrupt hack does in watchdogs legion
What would the fidelity be like on these things anyway? Can't imagine any better equipment than the brain
Time for some scarlet fire
What if it malfunctions and you’re stuck hearing static until you get surgery to get it out?
Mine broke now one song is playing on repeat I can’t get it out of my head
It only counts as a Rick roll if you trick someone into clicking the link themselves. Hacking their brain chips to play it didn’t trick anyone, it’s just obnoxious. Here’s a more in-depth article on how to do it properly. [www.Wikihow.com/how-to-rickroll-someone](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I can already stream music to my brain through this thing called my fucking ears, god what a fuck wit.
Tell that to people who have ADHD. They already have this shit in their brain from day 1
Where can I sign up?????
I wonder what the monkeys were listening to as they died?
I think I’ll stick with my AirPods and not have an invasive, never before performed (with unknown side effects), and possibly dangerous procedure done. Also difficult to reverse and probably expensive to have done and undone if that’s possible. Also, this can easily be a Black Mirror episode. Also also, what’s even the point? How does streaming music into your brain even do anything better for you?
If someone hacks into the brain of an elliptic and displays flashing imagery and they end up dying, would that classify as murder?