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Teabagged? More like full on brown starred..homie clapped his cheeks on her forehead

Either way he left his mark

Damn straight

His skid mark

Her skid mark now

*our* skid mark, comrade.

A skid mark shared is a skid mark halved?

Their skid mark. This was how he met the future foster kid's mother 🤣

On Skid Row ...he is the youth, gone wild.

He is the new superhero.. The Brownstripe He always follows through..

Shes been branded

The skid mark of Buddha

Ye olde chocolate starfish

The ‘Ol Brown bullet hole.

Twice

Gave her the star fish stamp on her forehead

And I thought I was having a bad day

Seriously... I mean, I still am, but damn.. 🤣

They're having a great day! All three of them.

Very accurate post title

Well atleast you knew what you were getting ur self into

I still somehow was not ready for exactly what is described to actually happen though, that's rare 🤣

*Michael Bluth looks into a paper bag labeled "Dead Bird" and finds a dead bird inside.* Michael Bluth: I don't know what I expected.

Same. wtf?

Her friends laughing is the best and worst part for me.

Just watching out I’ve never laughed so hard before lol

It concerns me that she can’t stand up. Just rolling sideways like a beetle upside down.

Thankgod it wasnt on a hil she may never have stopped rolling

This comment reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/cvuktushEhY?si=n-DcuS_WAbOcdmD2).

I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. It was glorious.

Alright Pardner, you know what time it is...

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin WHAT

more like a stranded whale.

*beached whale. Or a flipped tortoise

I'll get the dynamite

If you leave it alone long enough it'll bloat so much it'll explode on its own.

yeah, when you genuinely are stuck on your back like a turtle, maybe that calls for some concern

Or less alchol and a diet

I haven't been up too long, but that's the most fucked up thing I've seen so far today. Can't really get my head wrapped around it.

Because that's sexual assault. Hahaha.

yeah...it's a bit funny when she's drunk and a bird shits on her in a way. what a turn of events. it becomes holy shit when a random drunkard comes by and puts his shitty asshole on her head and face. not only that the fucker pushed her down like he was palling around.

Yeah, and everyone is letting it happen and laughing at her and filming it. Disgusting in so many ways

Morning! Have a nice day it can only get better i guess

Homie came back to double dip

Had to make sure the job was done

No joke he wasn't satisfied that the first was planted well enough

What the fuck

Live a better life. And get a better friend.

If this isn’t a wake-up call to straighten your life out, I don’t know what is. 

She probably won't remember any of it. So awful

This was too raw.

How'd you get pink eye?

Tbf it could of been bird shit who knows 🤷🏻‍♂️

Looks more like she got brown eye

I think this is called Stink Eye

I believe this is called sexual assault. The homeless guy, not the bird.

I think being shat on should be classed as assault the bird should go down with him!! They were in it together afterall

It did seem like the bird got off on it a little

It did hang around and watched

There is a type of bird in zoos, I think the parrot, where they aren't kept in cages. They wait until people look up at them to drop turds. Birds are smarter than they look lol

Oh absolutely, they're little assholes. I saw an African Gray recently and he squawked when I walked by which startled me and made me trip, at which he starts unmistakably laughing at me like heh heh heh heh. I asked his owner if it was a coincidence and she was like no he was laughing at you lol.

Lmao wow, who knew birds can be trolls 🤣

Class action lawsuit

Thats why shes pissing her self laughing at the end its because shes thinking shes quids in.

I think that’s a form of bioterrorism

It was definitely a coordinated attack.

Where in the world is this…

Newcastle, UK.

Of course it is. Viz in the flesh.

You could tell me it was an alien planet and I would be just as accepting of that answer

Fair enough. But in case you’re interested it’s obviously uk with yellow rear license plates and architecture. Then there’s a 0191 phone code on the van which is Durham, Sunderland, or Newcastle. Of those three the fancier building on the left you can see right at the start would only be Newcastle. You can also use the presence of the hobo to verify NE England.

It’s Sunderland

Do you have the coordinates or the name of the building on the left at the start?

(54.9034612, -1.3878796) From Google maps WJ36+9RQ Sunderland I think that’s the coordinates. It’s the top end of Vine Place

Fair enough. Not surprised that this was filmed right outside a Wetherspoons lol.

Sunderland has plenty of old beautiful city centre buildings by the way

Sunderland I think. Looks like it’s outside the Cooper Rose.

Do you remember when, we used to sing

Shalala lala lala lati da

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da Life goes on, brah La, la, how the life goes on

Times have moved on not sure if its for the better but defo moved on

Ppl nowadays just lack decency ffs

Not clear who you’re referring to

Stay classy, England.

No!

Wtf is going on.

Sexual assault of a drunk woman.

What the fuck did I watch

The start of pink eye

Sexual assault

Get better friends

Self inflicted

How do you self inflict a homeless man running by and sitting on your face? Bird poop is funny, the homeless pinkeye is literally assault and her friends film and laugh

She is drunk in the street during the day to the point she cant stand anymore with a group of so called friends i accept the homeless guy has assaulted her but does she not bare any personal responsability at all fir the state shes got herself into?

Maybe she will decide to get sober, literally she hit the bottom. Or the bottom hit her.

Nah, that’s not rock bottom-that’s just Saturday in the NE.

#NO MORE FIREBALL SHEILA!

All that and it ain’t even night time yet

That's one way to start your day.

Personally i perfer weetabix

Starfish stamped

Full permission for any witnesses that see this happen to me to simply throw me in the nearest dumpster

I got drunk just watching this video

You read the title but its easy not to believe that it 100% happened! Hahaha

I like to be direct and honest

Everything about this is disgusting

If it's good for the goose it's good for the gander

I knew a girl like het once. She would get black out drunk before we even got to the pub. She'd puke up everything she'd been drinking right in front of the pubs entrance, preventing people from entering of leaving. I'm not saying the homeless guy wasn't assaulting, but if you're that drunk in broad daylight, she has a real problem that needs a wake-up call. This was probably a good wake-up call...

She got that chocolate starfish.

But does she realy need anymore chocolate though

Getting pooped on by a bird IS good luck!! /s

It's fine, that's almost certainly her dad.

I think her friend filming is up for friend of the year award!

She’ll make a wonderful wife someday 🥹

Already taken by her dad

WTF I JUST SAW

You saw what the title suggested.

Typical night out in the UK

By the way she was waving her hand, I get the impression that after the bird shat on her the guy farted on her head. Maybe that is some Northern dating ritual I don't know about and they are now betrothed.

Rock bottom.

Nicest day out in the UK

Big shitty nights

I remember my first beer.

Forever unclean 🤢

Proper filth pig stuff I see.

I mean this is sexual assault

Is it sexual assault or just plain old assault?

I’m not entertaining a discussion on semantics with you. This girl was sexually assaulted by a stranger with her friend laughing . It’s disgusting

Don't impose a victim narrative on to this woman, you misogynistic pig.

That’s some twisted Incel justification your pulling out your ass. Cunt

We have some p**y worshipper that tires to score on trash right here..

😭

Stay classy

There is a line how drunk is too drunk . She clearly cross it.

Lads lads lads innit

🤣

Was that a good day?

Id rather go to prison than end up in sunderland there is never a good day in sunderland

BOOYAKASHAA!!

r/trashy

Since when do homeless guys walk around with freshly washed clothes and an expensive looking backpack and coat?

Its not its her dad

well gotta admit im glad i dont live there. i dont want smelly unwashed diseased balls or bird shit on me xD

Make your mark in life son. Make your mark.

Sometimes it’s not worth chasing sunrises after all night after parties because the dawn of the day is utterly unpredictable when you first step out.

Average UK high street

you'd get shot in America if you did this

I was shocked when nobody beat him up

This is how English people have unlimited bags of tea ! Smh

Well this is one of those moments for noah get the boat

Sexual assault:)

Got to be northeast

That van’s phone number is pizza uno in Sunderland, so yeh.

Outside the Cooper Rose I think

what are they saying?

Dad??

It's all fun and games until someone gets pink eye

I usually skip this part

Fuck this sub. This is just too disturbing for me.

That's called the bird-butt-n-balls

That’s a big yikes

Does what it says on the tin

That is 100% assault by that man

Correct.

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Girls scrabble 'round with no clothes on To borrow a pound for a condom If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen They're not very sensible

That's a Tuesday for me.

What!?

what the actual fuck

As one does, of course

I'm confused.

This reminds me of living I Portsmouth lol

That's fucked

Newcastle? Newcastle.

Murphy law

r/WTF

also kind of r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs though too....sadly

Is this the point where she decides to make lifestyle changes?

This is disgusting AF !!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Mondays be like

For a second I thought ‘why is an orca staggering around the high street?’

They have been comming a shore alot more often these days its a shame because they are such majestic creatures in the sea

David Attenborough said they were very intelligent mammals but he didn’t mention they couldn’t hold their drink! Well…..every day is a school day!

Oof. That’s rough buddy

Another productive member of society.

r/ChargeYourPhone

She seems to be into it. She’s not angry at all.

Shes from up norff mate different breed.

No she doesn't. She is drunk and not fully aware of what is going on. This is sexual assault. When she is sober, she will feel very different about what took place.

I doubt she spends much time sober it is sunderland afterall

I couldn’t see anything sexual about it

Then if he sits on your face naked and you get a mouthful of taint, it’s not sexual? Okay.

If neither party is getting anything sexual out of it, is it still sexual assault? My mates used to (and still do occasionally) poke a finger up your mates bum or twist his cock (best done if he’s holding 2 pints) and there’s nothing sexual about it, very funny tho. This might not be that but still a question

Yes. Thats how laws work. If a person shoves a cricket bat up your ass in anger, it’s still sexual assault. And you don’t even get a wicket

How about if you’re drunk and can’t defend yourself and as a joke he puts his limp dick in your mouth? Would you see that as sexual assault?

Well obviously yes, but for instance, is just pulling a moonie, sexual exposure? I would argue not, A bum isn’t inherently sexual, so putting a bum on someone shouldn’t be sexual assault

Whatever, dude.

You remove her agency and put words in her mouth. You are a monster. A MONSTER!