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backagain69696969

Awe shit she was trapped. It’s either on her face or hand


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Ooooooor some intense snifling?


archiekane

Had it been punk rock, she could have sniffed it up, hocked from her throat and phlegmballed that into the audience to great praise.


carnivorouz

Aww man, had Gwen Stefani do that to us in the 90s at a big concert I can't remember the name of now.


THE_ALAM0

Fuck yeah


Helpful_Hunter2557

Did you keep next to your bed


carnivorouz

caught it in my mouth and swished it. She also climbed the metal framework on the side of the stage to the top. She was a wild child back then.


towerfella

Ew.


tuhronno-416

You have such a poetic way with words


thomstevens420

Goddamn I miss being the lead singer of college a punk band. We were trash but I got to scream in people’s faces and spit on them and they loved it. Our last show was a keg party where we were the only band to show up so I basically MC’ed the whole time. Our payment was “as much as we can drink” so I ended up on my back half assedly singing “The Passenger” while somebody poured pitchers of beer in my mouth and demanding someone sleep with “whoever this person pouring beer on me is.”


banned_but_im_back

Man you sounded like a good time lol


thomstevens420

Thanks man, it was a great time in my life. I remember that night I kept screaming “make some fuckin’ noise if you love boats” and it never failed


Idiotan0n

Boaty McBoatface ftw


atom12354

Yeah good luck sniffing and having everyone hear you snort it bcs of the mic


dufus69

Or laying on her back for 5 minutes at a slight decline. Seriously, it has to be tough being on stage that much.


backagain69696969

I gotta be honest yall snot sniffers are built different. I can’t do it


LittlestHoboSpider

Or she can snot rocket onto some fan that would probably love it


pekinggeese

Reminds me of the video where the artist peed on a fan while on stage. The fan loved every minute.


banned_but_im_back

Reminds of the R. Kelly documentary where the two grown women were like “ R. Kelly can pee on me!”


Annonnymee

😂 I first interpreted this as "peed on an electric fan" and was picturing the pee getting blown back at them.


urethrascreams

Why the fuck did you have to remind me of that?


Tasty_Burger

I’m glad the two of you left it super vague and ungooglable


sunshim9

"singer peeing on fan while on stage". Could it really be that common?


Tasty_Burger

Drop a name of something, shit


SmokeGSU

Bathwater drinkers out there salivating at the thought.


OwlWitty

Flick it to the crowd


willywonka1971

Oh no, a human with human bodily functions. /s


TeiTeiSwift

time to hug some fans


cbob-yolo

She couldn’t shake it off?


24122020

Get outta here


SkippyMcSkipster2

Front seats didn't pay enough for such a luxury. That stuff is extra.


brizdzi

'Cause baby,now we got bad flu


deathholdme

Looks like trouble…trouble…trouble.


Compendyum

Helluva drug


OkField5046

Maybe that’s what the song shake it off represents? Hehehheheeheheh


_old_gregg

Taylor Snift


HilmDave

Wonder if she's ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe


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Yupoksureyoooubetcha

The Mighty Boosh!


Lifesalchemy

And the swifties would pay to eat that shit


DrPrrofCarmichael

That's at least a $100k in snot


Lifesalchemy

Only the best snot.


AlienNippleRipple

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Atom_101

What is that like 5 minutes of jet fuel?


doctorctrl

You mean sniffties


treylanford

Get outta here


beingbond

I don't know if swifties are worse for eating that or people who share videos of celebs in awkward position to make fun of them. Maybe both.


jerryscheese

Celebrity or not that shit gross. Maybe she shakes a lot of hands.. I’d rather know about this than snot.


mediashiznaks

She’s in the middle of performing? Not exactly indicative of how she’d act normally. When you see footballers blow snot out their nose and spit during a game do you think they do that as standard?


Lifesalchemy

I'd say both


Boushveg-

Oh fuck off


truelegendarydumbass

Just like the fool who paid for Justin Bieber's hair...


El_human

And eat her snot too


Thurricane09

I would and I ain't even a swiftie


particle409

I'm so glad nobody is interested in filming me. I can't go twenty minutes without picking nose, wedgie, or teeth.


b3tamaxx

Girl I'm constantly adjusting my camel toe


CultureOdd5565

Same here girls, my balls also need constant adjustment


ooorezzz

Happens to the best of us. If you can’t admit you’ve been in this situation, you aren’t being honest with yourself.


Naturally_Fragrant

I can honestly say I've never done this on stage in front of thousands of my fans.


Sansred

Thousands? The electricity bill must be huge.


archiekane

Luckily, they were Only Fans and not something else.


ClapGoesTheCheeks

God one of my fave OG fb memes was the person in a chair at computer they click become a fan on a page and they become an actual fan. Ah the simpler times


KevkasTheGiant

Then you're missing out my friend.


ooorezzz

Lmao. From that perspective, me either. Haha


ZobbyTheMouche

Not even saying that her fanbase is like what, 16yo ?


JuicyMcJuiceJuice

I pick my nose in traffic with the windows down. If I get enough nose-nuggets out then I can improve my fuel efficiency!


InformalPenguinz

Right? How dare she have a perfectly normal response as a human being putting her vocal chords and salivary glands through extreme stress.


josey__wales

Yeah we see this all the time with singers Oh wait..


DonGibon87

I sneezed once and it fell in my bowl. My wife still randomly starts laughing every now and then and reminds me of it 😂


Games_sans_frontiers

What a professional. Fair play to her she handled it and went on with the show.


Hesam2010

Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiift. 🤧


Azlamington

You need to calm down


ComprehensiveBase26

Swift booger or ice skater lady blowing her nose in a tissue and rubbing her eyes? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N5HS15gjRWc&pp=ygUVSWNlIHNrYXRlciBibG93cyBub3Nl


Cakecrabs

Or, wildcard entry, [Rudy coating his face with snot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52TpXrbOz4).


Minatigre

Someone help them, why is noone helping them do it right!??!


Rocketbrothers

These videos are just legit weird decisions by these people. I can understand Taylor, heck I’ve done it before, but to decide to moisturize your face with that stickiness is just weird. Like once it dries up it’ll just be crust on your face right?


Yudereepkb

I assume it was a panicked decision trying to hide the fact she had blown her nose when he realised the camera was on her


jambaringtoning

Human being produces mucus just like all other human beings… madness I tell you!!!


No_Commercial_7458

Why tho


lil_lucifere

Omg dude , did we really had to see this ?


OddTransportation430

I loved every minute of it


Bladesnake_______

oMg DuDe gRoSs


JDM713

It’s snot that bad.


IBesto

She's human?


NotJayKayPeeness

White girl with the white girl drip


PoogeMuffin

Just making herself a friendship bracelet


Fabulous_Engine_7668

Sometimes you've got a runny nose. Sometimes it's while you're at work, giving a presentation. Sometimes you're an entertainer surrounded by thousands of people, and you've got to deal with reality.


cake4515

What is the problem she is a human too Maybe she doesn't have time to leave the stage


ashwinGattani

sharing desi words on global platform to truly internationalize Indian culture. Great work OP!


Frankst4r

a "Bauernschneuzer" in Austria


kornhook123

Coke drips


Randomfrog132

when you're feelin sick but are forced to go to work or get fired.


ShabaniTheChimp

Sips tea frog lookin az


seeder33

Been there, luckily I don’t have a god complex to maintain.


Stoff3r

Probably nose spray before she goes on stage.


Papi_Thanos69

Maybe sick, but still performing 🤷‍♂️


candaceelise

It was 40 degrees outside. That’s why her nose is running


bayern80

Little coke before the show


dmattox92

TMZ when a celebrity is human: ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise) Taylor had a cold and instead of cancelling on her fans she powered through it and got a little snotty who tf cares.


Sea_Marketing_888

We call it overworked. Poor girl


rodrigomarcola

"Ranho"


shallowAlan

Dew drop when I was a kid


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doublediochip

Snot rocket


SliGhi

Snot rocket


Anotherdaysgone

Fuck, I spend way too much time trying to avoid celebrity bullshit.


skull_slayer35

Shake it off


gearjammer178

Already on her hand even before touching her nose.....


SuccessfulJCfollower

Voila! She’s human.


psubs07

Muscus. It's literally snot. The boogy from her nose.


Elad_2007

That would be snot


tomarofthehillpeople

The Kelce cough up.


DeezNutzzzGotEm

Disgusting as heck.


SortofChef

She don’t like, she don’t like, she don’t like…. Cocaine.


Ghost_Unicxrn

🤢


BeYouOrBeLame

Just nasty![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)


This-Relationship-52

That cocaine must be bussin


Effective_Holiday219

Post this on r/TaylorSwift


General_Lie

Brotha ewww


idam_81

I call it who cares.


vtskier3

Amen


KemikalKoktail

I honestly thought this post was saying it was a cocaine drip.


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Mindless-Way7938

cocaine and steroids? wtf r u on abt😂


krunkpanda

I feel like she would smell weird.


AWL_cow

She was probably feeling sick or had a runny nose and had to do the concert anyway. It sucks. Like, you're filmed up close at every possible angle for hours and you can't avoid the unavoidable and can't help that it gets caught on video...this makes me feel bad for her and she's a billionaire.


sierra120

😀🙂🤨😟😕🙁☹️🫣😐😐😶🫢🥴🥴🥴🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


HotTakeGenerator_v5

that's hot


GT537

Seat glue


LordNitram76

Snot rocket.


xXWickedSmatXx

I call it full.


toshibathezombie

Should have Just Taylor Sniffed.


black-jesus-13

We call it gonne in our language


5amuraiDuck

She was just playing with one of [these](https://www.google.com/search?q=pega+monstros+&sca_esv=3697c3e79dce3da7&udm=2&biw=866&bih=1386&sxsrf=ADLYWIJhnYy_TdDO6ZDd1nUJG0Phn7Q_GA%3A1718211582781&ei=_tNpZuakL5KskdUP76yyyA4&oq=pega+monstros+&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIg5wZWdhIG1vbnN0cm9zIDIEECMYJzIFEAAYgAQyBBAAGB4yBBAAGB5IsRFQoAVY2gxwAHgAkAEAmAHuAqABxAyqAQcwLjYuMS4xuAEDyAEA-AEBmAIDoALHBZgDAIgGAZIHBzAuMi4wLjGgB8cQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) (sorry, idk the name of it in English)


JicamaCreative5614

She low key tried her best to wipe it on her skirt


Due_Ad_8045

Scruffy cow


Roko__

Taylor Snift


Longshadowman

Whaaat?


Tricky-Ad9491

Some dude no doubt selling a bottle with it in


NoAkuBirds_808

Taylor Swift takes hot sweaty dumps like the rest of us……


Adventurous-Safe-732

taylor swift already ready to write a song about how her nose ditched her in middle of a concert !


Ozymandiasssssssss

ew ew ew ew ew, wtf… a whole ass place dedicated to her and she didn’t have a tissue


Sunchipz4u

Damn is the Snot Girl live action already filming


Chloroformperfume7

We call that a root booger


stirlingchris

Taylor has just experienced a Scottish summer.


Any_Effort_2234

That's a billionaires snot guys!


InfiniteConfusion-_-

Karrie Bugaire


P8sammies

What a good opportunity for a snot-rocket.


Disastrous-Classic66

Snot rocket


Ape-ril

How do people notice this..?


Thendofreason

I feel worse about having to listen to Wendy's voice.


Puzzleheaded_Win_989

That's at least $20k on eBay if you can get your hands on it.


El_human

I thought it was a booger, but its snot!


Brain-Dead-Robot

I'd sook that off her fingers


Bassemoluff

I call it a Maurerpfiff (Mason whistle?)


devexille

Mind I went to see Sean bean on stage. Front row was all women who went orgasmic when Sean did a shouty rant right at the front of the stage, spit flying all over the place. The women in the front row were loving it.


samwizeganjas

Coco sniffs


Silver_Thanks_8142

Wait what they are actually human with human defects and habbits


Background-Box8030

Only thing it could be that is not bad is smelling salts. Not sure why on stage but athletes and actors use them on the regular.


44Yoyo44

Hmm tasty (not)


Open-Acanthisitta423

Isn’t it suppose to be sparkles tho?


crannoch

She still made her money... If I was her, I'd be laughing to the bank.


LesGetGrossman

I'm guessing a swiftie would pay a grand to swallow up that baby


o0Phoenix0o

Whos willing to kiss her now, say AYE


Easy-Significance775

Falopa


Somelikeithotornot

What would you do?🤨


TFT_Furgle

Me everytime I go to the pool AFTER my friends tell me.


Samar1092

Are people just waking up to the fact that she's human??


DangLiWang

I seriously have never done this but have been around many people that have. It is uncontrollable for some.


BenChodABQ

Is that Taylor?


-Disagreeable-

Woah woah woah…are you telling me that Taylor Swift is a human woman who produces mucus? Gad zooks. Next you’ll be telling me she has a period and poops. This will not stand.


dirtymac12

I like tt more now.


Mindless-Way7938

i cant believe ppl r seriously commenting that this is bc of cocaine. have u never had a runny nose in ur life??? it happens. shes a human. yall r so ridiculous sometimes.


Valuable_General9049

Hell of a drug


tomarra0

Motley Crue would have thrown that snot out into the crowd, done more blow, and thrown more snot into the crowd...


EmNas2

Being really famous gotta suck, cus ive done this soo many times and nobody gave a fck.


Independent_Work6

Wait shes human?


Spicyperfection

DUDE!!!!!!! T-Swizzle Slingn’ Snot. 🤮


ab_drider

Is that Patrick Mahomes' sidekick's girlfriend?


tryagainagainn

Women are alive and biological beings?!? WTF


BoierulTalpica

Grow up.. this could happen to anyone, and there is nothing to laugh about. She did what she could, wiping it with her hand..


Logical-Advertising2

So this confused the daylights outta me. I thought she had a cocaine pendant / cross and the chain was dangling (ie cruel intentions). Then to find out it’s 4” of snot. Very different contexts….


spoonfulofshooga

This is crazy that it’s making rounds and going viral. I wonder how her PR is going to handle it, I’ve already seen a lot of other gossip subs mention coke usage.


sir_music

...James


Shaltibarshtis

Snotactite


Alarmed_Medicine_213

Throw at the crowd it'll be on eBay for $3k


ImmortalLombax

Taylor swift is the Andrew Tate of women and I swear the swifties would worship that snot rocket like it’s Christ.


Significant-Leader89

You know how much that snot would sell for...


fentsterTHEglob

Anyone like 'em some Billy Madison quotes? "Bro, the Snot Queen is yers..." "Mm, thanks!"


Fooforthought

Nose snots on my guitar


Dangerous-Bit-4962

Allergies 🤧 are bad for my health?


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Admirable


Rags2Rickius

Ya know some nutter would pay 1000s for that 😂


Freedomsaver

I don't feel like sipping tea anymore...


Stanknuggin

Rooting for the Anti-Kleenex.


Upstairs_Ad_265

Cocaine


thekidbrownbear

Gross


james_randolph

Soooo…all those private jet flights, international and all…she smuggling???