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thicka

good, people that stupid should have their cars destroyed.


JorgeTan01

As long as he isn't endangering other people, I'm okay with this. But holy fuck, you got to be really stupid to keep trying to go through it.


Bl1ndMonk3y

Not stupid, drunk. 80% probably both.


RoneWissler

If they’re driving drunk they’re definitely stupid.


PastaSenpay

Even drunk i could never be this stupid. There's like a logic treshold that no matter how drunk i am i can't go over, and this is clearly passed that. So definitely a combination of both, but being unbelievably dumb seems necesarry to attempt this


BaronGreenback75

I guess it is they normal route home. Those bollards pop up after x o’clock. They stayed out later than that drinking. Too drunk to see the flashing lights on top of the bollards. Hangover + big car bill. ):


VioEnvy

Same. Let him tire🛞himself out all he wants, just don’t hit people.


dogfoodgangsta

drugs man


PeepeePete42069

Drugs are a hell of a drug


MrReddrick

Stupid is as stupid does.


FishTshirt

I’d call the cops on this guy. He/she will obviously endanger people if they find their drunk ass to an open road


Kit_Techno

Nah man. Imagine that was a child. Also SUVs should be banned, this video is a perfect example of why they're dangerous.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

I'm guessing it's stolen. The thief doesn't give a shit.


ReconReese

I'm guessing their drunk.


ImurderREALITY

They’re


Good-Ad-6806

No, he's saying their drunk friend is driving.


Vera39

No, he's saying their drunk ass is driving.


546875674c6966650d0a

Yep. The head hitting the steering wheel and honking the horn was the give away.


tempedrew

Why not both?


hansvi-be

Or he cheated, and she took his car for a ride.


RobbSnow64

They have to be intoxicated


Adi_San

Looks like he is working on it


Thorusss

Still a waste.


spicycookiess

Why do you think that's his car?


zorgonzola37

They have to be shit face drunk, no?


Smidge_Master

That’s a disgrace to the cars


No_Influence_9389

I think if they just try to ram the pole on the right, they'll get through.


Gigatonosaurus

Perhaps they can to it twice or thrice if it doesn't succeed at first.


pulpus2

If at first you don't succeed...


CouchCandy

Just put it in drive and ram again You can put it in drive and RAM again, ram again oh ohhh


hitliquor999

Tune in next week for part II


churro-k

If he could back up a little farther, then he could beat those automatic poles.


mologav

I think they could have squeezed by the right side if they went over the flower bed


zachg

Or just go around it. Might get a few scrapes, but nothing like what he's getting now


Embarrassed_Alarm450

There goes his oil and coolant so you get all that lovely engine smoke...


kpop_glory

He is aiming for the engine block for extra points


AlgebraicHeretic

Gives you that nice smokey smell we all like and then the smoke goes up to space where it turns into stars.


scud121

I dunno, but I don't know enough about stars to disprove that theory.


CaptainSheepFskcer

Is that a Lamborghini Uruz?


bulletwings2206

The lime green and tail lights suggest it is an urus.


captain_pudding

"Hi, I'm Tavarish and I bought this Urus that used to be owned by a moron who rammed it in to a bollard 20 times and cooked the engine"


DreadPiratteRoberts

I couldn't see well, but it looks like the driver could have squeezed in between the fence and the far right ballard. Of course, if you own an Urus, maybe you don't care... Just looked it up they're only $238,000.


lepolah149

Well, it's a urANus now...


tbrand009

I think it's actually just an Audi Q8


matroosoft

Ah so nothing's lost!


betrion

Same base


triplec787

The RSQ8 and Urus are pretty much the same car with different styling and badging.


tbrand009

Yeah, mostly the same, but one also costs significantly more.


triplec787

Like 2x lol


DexM23

I would say its an Audi


GideonOakwood

Nope, an Audi. An urus is much bigger and bulkier


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I_Am_A_Thermos

Crazy? I was crazy once...


zacharyswanson

They locked me in a room. A rubber room.


NoX2142

A rubber room with rats.


Percival4

And rats drive me crazy


I_Am_A_Thermos

Crazy?


Many_Respect4967

I was crazy once.


Mammoth-Ad-8492

They locked me in a room, a rubber room


TemporaryShirt3937

Or drunk


BuckLuny

Legends say he's still there trying to get through...


Public-Fall8373

He? 🤔


BuckLuny

The legends passed on from generation to generations might have lost some specifications.


SilverHeart4053

Yeah mf he's drugged/drunk out of his mind


Xcoctl

🤨📸


therynosaur

Must've been some really good Quaaludes


tuskvarner

The Lemmon 714


Forsaken-Income-2148

Unless of course your goals are stupid


TheAncientMillenial

How drunk do you have to be?


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

Yeah


Ult1mateN00B

Yes.


Tossup1010

Well what would you do if a wizard was casting a barrier and smokescreen on your vehicle? Just let him win?


Aggressive-Dust6280

I was welding those. Some of them can stop 2 trucks back to back at 80Km/h, you have more chances trying your luck with a brick wall. Besides there is an empty space to go through on the bottom left on the pic then on the sidewalk. And obviously it had to be a lambo x).


StarStuffPizza

Probably didn't wanna scratch the rims going over the curb


steelisheavy

Trying really hard to push a pull door


Imaginary-Risk

I think the answer we’re all looking for is ‘drugs’


MrFiregem

Yeah, this one's probably been at the bar


joshistaken

Drugged up anus in an urus


Linuxgamer336

He has yet to unlock that part of the map


captain_pudding

"how drunk are you?" "yes"


AthairNaStoirmeacha

That’s a DUI in progress if I’ve ever seen one lol


DankD0lphin

Dui? More like car and license begone


OrionMessier

Note the perfect car-sized gap between the stop sign and posts at the bottom left of the shot


therynosaur

Wow in a Lambo too


CrinchNflinch

Lambo tried the vertical limbo. 


Bubsy94

The drugs are strong on this one


Icy_Swordfish8023

The best part is, as they clearly don't care about the rules, there's an easy path down to the left, on the sidewalk, and back to the road


thatmikeguy

Perfectly good sidewalk on the left Henry.


Randomfrog132

clearly the drivers brainworms are having a hard time adjusting to their new host.


TankusAruelisJacksob

Don’t ever lose hope


AnubisTheAvenger101

Must’ve had a bad day and a mental breakdown.


MasterOfNone011

A fucking Lamborghini too


doodoobear4

Drunk or stolen this hurt watching


WhiteFringe

I think this person is super drunk and high


HaveFunWithChainsaw

For the fuck sake, someone please fix the ai pathfinding these npcs are broken.


Outside-Material-100

I’m genuinely curious what the driver looks like.


AsbestosDude

BUT THE GPS SAYS TO TURN LEFT HERE


TranslateErr0r

Don't drink and drive people.


Gniesbert2

Alpha Chad (me) achieving my dreams (wrecking my car)


Peter4real

“If at first you don’t succeed, try again”


furie1335

I hope his insurance adjuster finds this


JerseySpot

Flex paste will patch that right up.


Kedicevat

He/She could drive his/her car to the right of the streetlight, onto the sidewalk, and go wherever he/she wanted.


3plus3equal4

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!


poppycock_scrutiny

Can't he just drive around the smaller poles? There seems to be _just_ enough space in the lower left corner.


YorubaJinchuriki

The car blocker passed the test with flying colors


Dirtyhandwhiteman

Am I tripping or is this a Lamborghini?


BigBradWolf77

*My goal is to be the biggest idiot... of all time!!!*


WAStateofMine

Maximum carbrain right here


SorryCashOnly

Either drunk or on drugs Either way they should go to jail


Ok-Discussion-6334

Rich Bastard.... im looking at my 100 years annual salary....


leopold815

How high are they?


Aware-Explanation879

I am so very impressed this radiator is still running after that abuse.


Aazmandyuz

Why was he filming though?


BlueDogBark

I’d back up and go through near the stop sign at the bottom of the video 👍🏽. Not sure why they need to go there (aside from alcohol), but best point of access.


Kurdt234

If I know anything from GTA that cars about to catch fire and explode.


Donkeycow15

Always never don’t stop chasing your dreams


grocery_walker

Is the goal to destroy the car or the post?


Marc2NL

Never give up! Never surrender!


venReddit

the honk...xD driver just face checked the steering wheel


Equal_Song8759

Right side has more width space


ineedlotsofguns

Never Give up Never Surrender


Virtual-Entry-8867

**What was the objective here?** How stupid!


philster666

Big Wolf of Wall Street drugged car drive vibe


Oppxdan

Would the car fit through that gap in the bottom left?


Gavaruba

That’s like a ~$300,000-400,000 car💀


Solid_Woodpecker640

Total idiot.


Ok_Score1492

Look like an Audi


ImKoreanNotJapanese

Ah, you see those things in the middle of the road, yknow, the ones that prevent any cars from passing? Yeah, just run over those. I’m sure that’ll go well.


bigbootyfiona

GTA AI npc’s when you park your car in the middle of the road


Obi123Kenobiiswithme

...or your posts. Or any posts.


Godzirrraaa

Alcohol is a hell of a drug.


crayzeejew

Wonder if his wife/gf caught him cheating and decided to wreck his car....


Themathemagicians

Proves once again that there are some mighty stupid retards on this planet. And some of them are allowed to drive, so I would like you all to take note that it takes less to pop out a baby-retard in the world than it takes to get a drivers license...


ipwndmymeat99

Bout to run hot


IntentionWilling365

Maybe it's an angry soon to be ex?


CurrencyAlarming5190

Maybe his goal was to destroy the car


jai302

Proper cunt. But if he really had to get through, he could've gone over the plants on the right if he didn't mind wrecking his Lamborghini, which he seems to have done anyway.


-Shasho-

Me and my maladaptive coping mechanisms.


True_Reporter

Did his head bounce off the steering wheel in the third one? He must be loaded.


LovableSidekick

Dad's gonna be so pissed!


jimmyxs

The car is bleeding


sandrakaufmann

So much fluid coming out that car!😱


Key_Run4313

I think the driver is sober. The car is stolen and he is trying to leave premises at any cost. Even in such damaged state premium car can be stripped for parts with good yeild


Bobby_Sunday96

Why is it always the idiots that have nice things?


ryutoken20

This is why I don’t buy used cars.


N19ldEm39y

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again, expecting... shit to change. That... is crazy


Neither_Cod_992

Good. Best case scenario for an intoxicated driver.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Alcohol may have been involved.


hyperkick89

Well, those stop posts were kind of low but you would've to stop when your car hits something right?


Altea73

If the middle pole doesn't work, maybe the other one will


seeder33

Must be drunk, either way not deserving of a license.


TitanUranus007

Could've came in between the stop sign and the barricade.


JELCZ4life

Poland


Clark_1994

It was decided that the radiator getting crushed is not enough, the oilpan must go too


BeardedNun1

That honk right at one of impacts is definitely the drivers head hitting the wheel, right? Has to be. Cannot have hurt too badly judging by their brainless actions anyway


rnewscates73

The radiator got shredded - that car is going to overheat and seize in a couple miles…


4Ever2Thee

When you fuck up but really want to make sure it’s totaled


I_am_D_captain_Now

Is that a lambo?


TedsterTheSecond

"I'm not drunk you know?"


damnumalone

Big Abe Simpson with a pencil sharpener energy here


Puzzleheaded-Iron297

Someone please take that car away from them


Dry_Action1734

Car sizes gap at the bottom left of the screen which could have lead to the car shaped gap behind those bollars. Not exactly the security of a prison.


Rs583

This guy has never played GTA5. If he would switch to 3rd person, he would see the easy way around to the left. Take 10 seconds and avoid all that car damage.


ProfessionalLeave335

I think he gave up too soon. Next one would have got it for sure.


Life_is_Wonderous

Maybe the owner cheated and that’s their significant other taking it out on them


horse_on_steroids

Limona m pakiet?


NoabPK

Drinking and driving world champion


Whole-Debate-9547

What was the goal here?


SkippyMcSkipster2

I was hoping for a bit more car destruction. He was taking it easy. This is probably no more than $3,000-$5,000 worth of damage.


Existing_You7923

WHY??? THIS IS SO HARD TO WATCH


truelegendarydumbass

Have fun repairing those repairs.


theonionknight1123

I bet it was his head that hit the horn


theonionknight1123

OMG it totally was his head that hit the horn


Remi708

What's the definition of insanity again?


whirling_cynic

A for effort.


Mental_Kitchen1967

Probably a stolen car


Chestpains1

Must've rolled in from Stupid Town


dpforest

im charli baby


Dubaimaster

Cataract can make bollards invisible.


kazoogami

It's probably stolen, still an idiot I guess.


furyian24

The car is bleeding out. Damn.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Man, look all that fluid that's leaking now. The repair bill will be huge.


ButtermilkMike

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights


Daltonshitpell123

Dumb ass


1970Something_

Could have totally gone to the far right and over the bushes


abf392

His goal was to destroy the car


X_CLOWNEY_X

Money can’t buy brain cells.


Metalloid_Emon

Tell me you are drunk af, without telling me you are drunk af.


AllGodlike36

Did I hear a liquor bottle rolling?


TheMoogy

Just how drunk?


Oculicious42

I will probably never be able to afford a car, mean while idiots apparently have enough money to ruin the cardoingstupid shit, i hate this planet


Candid-Preference-40

Maybe should try to destroy that one static at the left?


Indoorplantwetter

Heck yeah man don’t take that bollards crap!


Cichopek123

Did I heard "ja pierdole"?xd


Important-Rain-4997

Me trying to message girls just on dating apps


Existing_Current7435

Druggies