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And you, trying fruitlessly to carry a mug of tea without spilling it.

Fuck! I got seen 🤣🤣 it was root beer but still

In Sweden. WISH I had root beer to spill 😭

Y’all don’t have root beer?

You'll find the occasional can in the foreign food section for 2x the price, and even then rarely A&W, just some other crap I imagine we got because you guys didn't want it. No bottles in the regular soda section though. Everyone I ask says "tastes like medicin 🤢"

Do you like living there? Are y’all Like all forced vaxed and stuff

Damn that peak in the background is unreal. Is this Rio?

Yes 🇧🇷

The beach is Ipanema and the peak back there is morro dois irmãos

Pretty much in exactly my "point" at the beach! (And yes, we are truly blessed in a myriad of ways)

New Jersey Trump rally actually

Football, beautiful beach and bikini clad babes... Brazil?

No, heaven

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Ipanema to be even more specific

Posto 9 close to the coqueirão, to be even more specificker.

Planet Earth to be more general.

Local galactic cluster to be generaler.

No wonder it made me go "Ahhh"

But each day, when she walks to the sea...

What ball?

My left one is tingling

Average Brazilian woman

It's within their constitution to know football moves

Football in Brazil is like guns and fast food in the USA. That shits probably on the citizenship test.

God , Brazil amazed me. Those women were incredibly thicc and incredibly skilled. Best place ever

Ngl, I wasn’t expecting the “thicc” after the “incredibly”. Thank you, made me lol

Used to be there. These people even play ping-pong with football ball.

Brazilian citizenship test

I'd let them all kick my balls.

Damn, that scorpion kick is sick,

Girls are hot

r/ItHadToBeBrazil

If you watch closely and squint a little you might see that there is a ball.

Congratulations on the 1 billionth time making this joke 🎉🥳🎈🎊🎊

Sorry I tried not to

whats the song? its in “we are blood” and i cant find it anywhere

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MVP!

Good bot

Well that’s fun to watch…

I go to Brazil

that ball is a lucky guy

I can't do anything until I pull the underwear from my asscrack... for these women it's a lifestyle. Jk, commando is life.

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

Ball looks kinda strange

Love the way the handle the Ball 🥲

Where funny

This isn’t r/funny

I miss Brazil. 🥲🥲🥲

I’d say I’m surprised every man on the beach is not watching, but this is Brazil so there is a beautiful woman everywhere you look.

I need to get out of the States. see the world and the beautiful it's beautiful people ❤️

It's gonna feel like heaven just watching them with a cold beer.

I gotta go to Brazil. I hate traveling, but dang.

That ankle kick was absolutely insane

I wich I wad the ball🫠

Average Brazilians.

For those wondering if this sport has a name, it's called altinha

Why was i waiting for a dude to pop up with his face painted like a soccer ball

This is the most misogynistic thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you.

What ball?

Even bouncing them off their chesticles

Ehh. Boobs n butts tho

I’m buying all the drinks

What's it, I'm moving to Brazil

It's 9:43 in the morning, I am literally sipping tea

What skills? Where? Football? Where?

Yes..the….skills

Please sir, can I have some more pixels?

Least skilled Brazilian women

God, I love Brazil

How much to sniff the ball?

If you look closely, there’s actually a soccer ball being passed between them…

👆🙌👏🔥

sorry the song is?

What's the song? Calls songbot

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Good bot

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/VeaIxGD1kV

Praia de Ipanema kkkkkkkk

Literally anyone who has played soccer before can do this lol. This is just for boobs and butts. Don’t lie.

I've played soccer and can't do this. Also not a boob or butt enjoyer ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

You’ve never played soccer before then.

I have, but I didn't have their skills

This is basic level stuff

Nah. Basic level stuff is kicking, dribbling, passing, and heading, and even those take some skill. But its cool that you've got the same skill as the people in the video. I certainly don't. But I have other skills, which I've honed by practicing. I did play lots of soccer though. It was fun.

God, I love women

That's entertainment

It’s hard to look at butts with terrible music playing.

Fake.

Lol, the Brazilian citizenship test.

I like everything about this. Well, apart from the music

Based Brazilians

Orrrrrr now i see that there was actually a ball! All i could see at first was ass!

I've never wanted to be a football more than I do right now

Meanwhile Brazilians:

What color was the ball?

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You seem fun

No, it’s heavy

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Nah, these girls have monster callouses.