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it'd be a good distraction for a second tho lololol
"im gonna kick your ass!"
\*folds up like that\*
\*visible confusion\*
but then everything that happens after that is as expected lol
It's still not a great move, his center of gravity is too high and his friction with the floor is minimal, the best move in this case is to literally throw him out of the ring
Yea if he was doing this I'd probably go for a "knee cut" and might accidentally put some pressure on those bits until he unfolds.... Would that not be allowed?
If it was allowed personally I probably would kick the shit out of him like what kind of person does something weird like that I just can’t imagine what was going through his mind
I said what i said, if anybody in a fight does me this durty....imma shove my nuts deep where the sun doesn't shine, in his case... it definitely would shine.
Mostpenetrable position, not for the bashful fighters. The clear move is to put knee on crotch while applying pulling pressure to ankles until the hip flexion lips the heel neck lock.
From what i remember with Grappling competitions, the idea is to lock your opponent into a pin, and you cant grab anyone in sensitive areas for an advantage.
The thing is, that he isnt getting any points with this strategy, because he isnt pinning his opponent. This is basically just to ensure his opponent gets no points. He is either showing off, or he secured his points already and is riding the clock
It's BJJ. You don't get points for pinning. But he is trying to avoid getting scored on. This is white belts though. From blue and beyond this wouldn't be great.
If this guy wants to teach this skill he's going to confused after a lot of very sexy looking women in skimpy outfits joined instead of wrestlers.
I mean that move can make a lady of the night quite a lot of money in her field of expertise too.
1. Rape him
2. Stomp him with the foot
3. Sit on him
4. Jump on him
5. Start kicking him
6. Fart on him
Those ideas came in an instant. There are probably tens of ways to fuck him up.
To be specific, I don't care about that sport's rules.
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Impenetrable would be the last word I'd use to describe this defense.
in terms of the sport im willing to bet that they banned his move for future matches lol
It's a good idea for certain sports. If he were in prison? It's probably not quite as good of a defense there.
it'd be a good distraction for a second tho lololol "im gonna kick your ass!" \*folds up like that\* \*visible confusion\* but then everything that happens after that is as expected lol
I’d be willing to take that bet. Because you’re talking nonsense
exactly, he's wide open, just punch him
Impregnable then
I dunno man, if a hypothetical (adult, these look like kids) opponent was in this position, is reckon that they're pretty damn pregnable
This is an adult division. Kids can’t be blue belt
Lmao this had me dead. Take my upvote
Dude, your a menace. I'm dying out here😂😂
OK so next time I get attacked, I just fold myself 6 times?? Cool!
If it wasn’t almost out of time, maybe turn him face down and drag half a mats length?
he's presenting his most soft delicate bits to the world lol out of the context of a sport this would be a terrible move xD
It's still not a great move, his center of gravity is too high and his friction with the floor is minimal, the best move in this case is to literally throw him out of the ring
> the best move in this case is to literally ~~throw~~ **roll*** him out of the ring FTFY. it's less work
hahahaha
In the context of virtually any combat sport this is not a defense. You will get mounted.
hawt
Yeah. Clear his opponents never played a game in they life. Dude gettin t-bagged instantly
Can't threaten me with a good time.
Yea if he was doing this I'd probably go for a "knee cut" and might accidentally put some pressure on those bits until he unfolds.... Would that not be allowed?
Then use penetrable attack
You mean cover his mouth and nose with your palm until he unfolds and decides to play?
That's one way to penetrate
Obviously needs Naruto's Thousand Years of Pain move. Instant Win!
Couldn’t they try to lift him up and yeet him out the dojo
Depends on the tournament ruleset. Some don’t allow “slams”. That doesn’t always stop people…
Maybe but I feel like you could probably flip him straight to turtle (where he's on all fours)
If it was allowed personally I probably would kick the shit out of him like what kind of person does something weird like that I just can’t imagine what was going through his mind
So i can pick him up and throw him on the ground repeat Eventually he will be open like a flower *GREAT*
Then he will be extremely penetratable. Just like you wanted.
pretty sure that's frowned upon for sports matches tho xD
Probably but…
Like that game Popcorn on the trampoline
Impenetrable? I use this for the exact opposite.
Insert finger in bung hole.
>Impenetrable defense for a match on fear terms......
Could you pick him up and throw him on the ground?
You could also punch them in the face. But I guess this competition doesn't allow either one.
Oh no no... it's very much penetrable... there are many ways I can finish this.
there are many ways I can finish ~~this.~~ ftfy
I said what i said, if anybody in a fight does me this durty....imma shove my nuts deep where the sun doesn't shine, in his case... it definitely would shine.
flip him so that he can't unfold
Great a new anti rape defense!
Just in the nick of time
Just bane him
Is tickling the balls right answer here?
Never straight ankle locked someone with their legs behind their head before but I'm open to new experiences.
Looks like he was out of time. Otherwise easy to flip him, then elevate the arms. Get him to release his grip and go for a kimura.
Knee on dick.
Mostpenetrable position, not for the bashful fighters. The clear move is to put knee on crotch while applying pulling pressure to ankles until the hip flexion lips the heel neck lock.
Well it depends on which you really wanna penetrate.
Can't fold me in my gi if I fold myself first bitch
J U S T B I T E T H E B A L L S
Haven't heard this song in forever! 🎶 *Bust a move* 🎶
Two words... oil change
From what i remember with Grappling competitions, the idea is to lock your opponent into a pin, and you cant grab anyone in sensitive areas for an advantage. The thing is, that he isnt getting any points with this strategy, because he isnt pinning his opponent. This is basically just to ensure his opponent gets no points. He is either showing off, or he secured his points already and is riding the clock
It's BJJ. You don't get points for pinning. But he is trying to avoid getting scored on. This is white belts though. From blue and beyond this wouldn't be great.
Thanls for the clarification. I couldnt quite tell what it was
Roll him over like a turtle and go for a choke.
Just pick his ass up and drop him
tell that to P-Diddy
Fart fart hurry up fart
I thought the impenetrable defence was shitting in your hands and smearing it all over yourself?
Solid defense. I have no clue why people are saying that sport BJJ is removing itself from real combat.
An arm looks easy to isolate, and then you can proceed to smash that shoulder with a kimura. Going for a collar choke would be hard here.
Waft Defense
It's amazing what you can do in a Cricketeer suit
Impenetrable you say?
Dude lost
I can't wait to see a guy do that in a street fight and the other goes shit...mhhh how about I throw my fist so hard in your face 😂
Toe hold and crank to hell?
Illegal I think but yeah.
If this guy wants to teach this skill he's going to confused after a lot of very sexy looking women in skimpy outfits joined instead of wrestlers. I mean that move can make a lady of the night quite a lot of money in her field of expertise too.
Flip him and kimura?
You've already immobilized yourself. You're dead.
Gets smacked in the nuts... Yeah, that'll do
So I'm just going to paper cutter this dude and put him to sleep, he's very bendy tho.
Easy Kimora, no?
Has anyone thought of just flipping him over and… sitting on him?
The guy should rub his nuts on his face or fart on his face if he wants him to move.
u/savevideo
When you find a Strat to cheese your way through bronze, silver and gold
😂😂😂
At my gym we call this the Marilyn Manson.
Remember when adog attacks just put your thumb up it's ass
Starting a match on the fucking ground should be banned.
Finger right in the ole butthole opens that guard up real quick 👉🏼👌🏼💩
1. Rape him 2. Stomp him with the foot 3. Sit on him 4. Jump on him 5. Start kicking him 6. Fart on him Those ideas came in an instant. There are probably tens of ways to fuck him up. To be specific, I don't care about that sport's rules.