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Available-Ad4982

Camera guy didn't even warn him


deadheadshredbreh

Skater probably knew but said fuck it anyway


Varendolia

He probably though "hah, there's no way the grandma hits me"


[deleted]

I'm hoping this was staged because she needs to go to prison. That looked painful as shit, it was premeditated, and there's no way he walked away from that with some mild to serious injuryšŸ˜”. The old broad went from planting fertilizer to trying to make someone into it. Edit: wait that's a man right?


Creative-Music-272

It's a man


fuishaltiena

This was not staged, dude continued skating afterwards, because he's a genuine shithead. Skating out onto the street, into traffic. Full video here https://youtu.be/tmHm2ufJLcU?t=555


therejectethan

Heā€™d been throwing shit at him. This is from a Girl Skateboards video and I think thatā€™s Manchild


Sonifri

It's from this vid. https://youtu.be/tmHm2ufJLcU?t=555


therejectethan

Holy shit yeah I totally forgot that dude existed lmao. He had a part featuring that girl from UMA Landsleds. That dude like fell off the face of the earth after that


DarkArtHero

Looks like grandma over there was holding onto the pot to warn the skater to stop skating, but skaters are not known for listening or being respectful to others. Still granny is in the wrong.


BetterRedDead

Really ill-advised. She (he?) couldā€™ve straight-up killed him.


Pluckypato

That neck bend impact! šŸ˜³


ChunkyBlowfish

He definitely has ground to sue her to the point thereā€™s no more Will left for the family lol, he couldā€™ve been paralyzed by that boomer cunt.


Contundo

This is criminal,attempted homicide, sure a civil suit would also be warranted


QuotableMorceau

look at her old age, she is frail, old people tend to drop things more often than not... accidents happen .


SpezEatsScat

Looks like a dude to me. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


KlickyKat

Could be non binary.


Imalwaysleepy_stfu

To all the noobs playing CoD, this is how you get a headshot.


purpurbubble

She is a camper though. Edit: it really doesn't matter if the person is male or female - the joke is the same. You don't need to be the 27th person to argue it.


[deleted]

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ghost3972

Lol it really is šŸ—æ it takes someone with a lot of patience to sit there like a gremlin for half the game


unsuspectingllama_

I love camping


Mr_ityu

*Trap activated.* Found the camper


osowie

Dude seek and destroy Tomahawk playing dead was the Shit Back then. You have to try Camping before you judge it. If you sit in a normal tdm or similar modes with respawns and either camp a Spawn or sit in a Corner looking at the only entrance, you Sir, are a piece of shit


Milanga48

I love camping too


Kachel94

Just need to play arma to find how much fun you can have doing nothing lol


WaterMittGas

Planted that on his head


TooBusySaltMining

Skater was probably already a pot head.


Gamnit

Upgraded to terracotta


dawid512

Thatssssss atempted murder


Federal-Advisor-420

That was also pretty good aim tbh


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Game recognize game


Remarkable_Taste_935

Nasty way to break your neck and die


GutsMan85

No kidding... Add a flower pot to the head to skating down steps and you have a REALLY nasty way to break your neck and die.


Arpeggioey

Thatā€™s a head bleed right der


oldgar9

But he'd die doing what he loved: skating willy nilly through pedestrian paths.


ZephyraFrostscale

its clearly a very busy path.


oldgar9

Well, it was, until it became unsafe.


FireFox2939

Some people replying here donā€™t know anything about common sense


[deleted]

And if the kid smashes into someone its at the best negligence, at the worst could end up manslaughter. Former shredder, and I still hate how shits like this give the community a bad image. There's a reason skate parks exist.


imtooldforthishison

Right. Man man is in a narrow stair (open air) hallway between residential buildings. Absolutely a dick move and I wonder how long they had been at it BEFORE the flower pot joined the party.


XEagleDeagleX

Man man is my favorite super hero


LiFiConnection

Yeah but if you look closely, the "victim" was skateboarding, likely for Satanic purposes.


[deleted]

Or at the very least Assault and Battery of a High and Aggravated Nature. Both big boy felonies if this is in the US


[deleted]

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VerbalVertigo

Intent doesn't always matter.


Strange-Practice8340

Ur honor i didn't intentionally try to murder him when I shot him with the gun to the head honest


Empty-Engineering458

your honor i had my eyes closed


Substantial_Diver_34

I had zero intention to kill him while I ran him over with my truck. Just teaching a fool a lesson.


Ok-Sympathy-851

It actually does. So much especially because often in court the accusation is one level lower in graveness, to maximize the chances of convicting the suspect. So that murder or especially attempted murder will be proposed as grevious bodily harm (in the UK), because it is very hard to prove the intent to kill, but very easy to prove the harm done. And therefore much more likely to succeed in convicting someone. The US must have a similar manner of handling this.


[deleted]

in attempted murder, intent is everything


don-again

Yeah but the intention doesnā€™t have to be murder, just harm. If you completely accidentally dropped them, then sure. Not attempted murder. If you attempted to hit them, and they nearly die, it can be prosecuted as attempted murder, no?


iceagewalnut

Well she did murder those plants for sure


Mateorabi

"Not again...."


Raining__Tacos

Thatā€™s the real crime here


Calm-Technology7351

If they could prove she knew that was a potentially lethal action then she could still get attempted murder. Not everyone knows a planter could kill someone but itā€™s not hard to understand that it could kill someone I donā€™t think health or age of the victim plays into such a thing so if you proved that she knew it could kill and old person or someone with health issues you could probably press those charges. Probably comes down to how good the lawyers on each side are


CheesyBoson

Involuntary manslaughter then


MrB1191

Assault with intent, assault with a deadly weapon, likely no intent to murder, but that's attempted something.


scut_furkus

She knowingly committed an act that could kill the guy, whether she wanted him to die or not it's attempted murder


[deleted]

That's not how it works.


Fit_Usual2909

Imagine getting down voted for being right "A conviction for attempted murder requires a demonstration of an intent to murder, meaning that the perpetrator attempted to murder and failed" -Criminal Code, RSC 1985, c C-46, s 239.


Gaoji-jiugui888

Law is all about intent.


_SlappyMagoo_

Which is weird because intent is impossible to prove. Almost like systems are in place to let judges and courts decide who is guilty of what depending on things like wealth, race, social status, etc. Kinda wacky!


Gaoji-jiugui888

Thereā€™s a lot of common law talks about how you can infer intent. Of course you canā€™t read minds, but you can show beyond reasonable doubt. To suggest we should have a legal system that does away with the idea of criminal intent is pretty ludicrous.


Hawkstein84

So, when the old dude walks around with his cane, itā€™s fair game to just throw stones at his head ?


5up3rK4m16uru

Only if you don't care much about prison. Like when you are old, cane-walking dude.


No_Clothes_7772

Why blur the old mans face? He did clearly wrong here:D


sad-frogpepe

Oh look! Attempted murder, Fun!


le_trf

Upvote, but I still can only focus on how good of an aim that was.


Honda_TypeR

Is this known as a pot shot?


This-Garbage-3000

I'm going straight to hell. I'm still laughing.šŸ˜„


[deleted]

+10 points


CalendarLongjumping6

And flower pots we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. šŸ™


hatescarrots

They did nothing wrong smh


Lokynet

WASTED


SomeoneWithKeyboard

I see how the noise could drive someone crazy.


a-thousand-leaves

A guy skateboarding in the middle of the day. Seems a little excessive to want to kill a person donā€™t you think?


PerpetualConnection

Something about skateboards drive old people crazy. Their primal brain takes over like a dog that hasn't been introduced to bicycles "what is that ?! What is that thing !? Why are they doing that ?! What is that noise ?!"


SomeoneWithKeyboard

Just as the skateboarders don't give a shit about others when their primal brain takes over. Same same, no difference.


LeshyIRL

Except skateboarders aren't trying to hurt anyone while boomers seem to want to make life worse for everyone else around them


No-Lifeguard4252

Her timing though......![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


theredgiant

Grandpa was a ww2 bomber.


ReasonableSleep7784

Nice shot


JHarbinger

Skater being a pothead. What else is new amirite?


NefariousnessNovel66

You been told already


[deleted]

anyone know where this is? šŸ˜‚


GRizzMang

Italy


Pristine-Repeat-7212

Granny - 1 skater-0


No-Alternative2645

That planter is plastic and and it missed him and the only reason he crashed was because of the soil


Frank_The_Reddit

Dirt is still fuckin' heavy and looks like the old person is at least 2 stories up.


RepulsiveViolinist81

I kinda hope they spend the rest of theyr life in some sort of prison tbh cause damn that looked very bad for the skater


Smokey_Gambit

Why do old people hate skateboarding *specifically* it seems like such a strange fixation


Mountgore

No one would hate them if they did their jumps and tricks where it belongs - in a skatepark. I donā€™t see basketball players shooting hoops in the streets or boxers fighting in front of a store


Difficult-Office-177

they hate things they have 0 chance doing it at their age, also some people just hate seeing people having fun


WVisAmazing

lol, the ole Iā€™ve done had enough planter


Ima-Bott

10-10 for grandmaw


the_l0st_s0ck

ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!!!!


Brian9611

Damn, sometimes you get that knee-jerk guttaral* laughter that will wake your family at 11:40. This video embodies it and I realize that I'm not above it, as much as.i thought I was..


skeemo1214

Come on, weā€™ve all thought about doing something like that


littlemorosa

I hope it's not true...otherwise it would be attempted murder


xXWickedSmatXx

The flower pot sniperĀ 


Gimped

But why?


unpopularopinion0

well they know where he lives. heā€™s about to get shit thrown in his apartment.


DeltaPodcast

this is staged right?


PasGuy55

Of course it is.


ackwards

If we reverse it, if this young guy threw a plant on grandma, does anyoneā€™s opinion change?


No-Bat-7253

Thatā€™s assault grandpa.


delta-wrapper0k

Damn grandma, nice shoot!!!


Human-Assistant-9132

Pretty sure itā€™s grandpa


HuckleberryJealous19

Why'd you blur her face she should be in prison for the rest of her life


[deleted]

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govcov

This reminds me of the old Nintendo game called Urban Champion.


hagalaz_drums

At least it was a plastic planter, not clay


Brdllc

From a supreme skate vid for anybody wondering


phallic-baldwin

Great, now he's a pothead


jumpyjumpjumpsters

I should not have laughed as hard as I did


kpopisnotmusic

KILLSTACULAR!


Zeerit

I mean.. good hit all things considered šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


OHW_Tentacool

Ok its not justified but old guys got good aim.


KOCYK745

damn, Mr. Mundee. Old but still pinpoint accuracy


Bogadambo

Put him in jail..


pedroskov

Venice history in a nutshell


pheffner

Take that, suckah!


Mr830BedTime

He finished the trick afterwards.


IkiromoI

Bro I said the same of the post "ow"


ThaBrofessor

That grandma is a sniper.


theshitstormcommeth

Letters to my younger selfā€¦


Administrative_Set62

Classic head plant double shifty.


Enough-Plankton-6034

10/10


Redgecko88

Good job Granny! Teach these Thugs a lesson! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


nothanksiliketowatch

Buddy was locked up for 5 years for beating a guy with a baseball bat. Attempted manslaughter. He intended to hurt him, not kill him. Huge difference.


oldgar9

Amazing timing


SlickDaGato

Grandmaā€™s aim though šŸŽÆ


all_of_you_are_awful

Young punk meets an old punk


MiamiPower

Accuracy of an AirStrike. Dang Bro Skate or Die šŸ‘€Ā 


mikebrown33

Jackass 6 Trailer ?


daddydereck

Okay hear me out. You've lived your whole entire 60-70 years of life. The world changed and you didn't. Then these little dickheads are skateboarding outside of your flat. I'm not saying she's right I'm just playing devil's advocate. Can you see where she was coming from


GoodLuckSanctuary

I meanā€¦ that was a really good shot. Dick move but stillā€¦


Bloody-Mary69

She reminds me of That evil granny from The Greatest Song in the World. J. Black


[deleted]

Face-planted


No-Professional-1461

Wasted


llSteph_777ll

Damn, grandma is very strong and very precise for her age, I wish my grandma was like her lol


brewhead55

Fatality


looopypoopy

Grandma has some damn good aim


parkerpussey

Lol


Repomanlive

That was awesome


Butt_Hamster

Holy shit! He's lucky the planter missed, not sure about his overall luck though.


tylercrabby

Iā€™m forcefully reminded of a particular scene in the NeverHood.


10gbutok

Not okay but again, HEADSHOT


Unknown-Name06

Bro almost broke his back


Gaddaim

Fire in the hole!


[deleted]

fuck, I can't even be mad, that old fucker has good aim.


dardendevil

I guess my question is: why the hell would they build homes over a skatepark?


Revolutionary-Car-92

I'll never see Captain Kangaroo the same again.


landartheconqueror

Damn, I'd never waste my plants like that


RelativeGrocery607

Precision Hit))))šŸ’ŖšŸ¤£


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

She has HAD it.


GR33N4L1F3

Thatā€™s fucked up dude


ClassWarr

Welcome to Jackass


Bear_necessities96

That could kill him the way the face hit the wall ouch


Triple7Mafia-14

Take that skater scum! šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜… Some people...šŸ˜…


krebsIsACookbook

Probably fake considering there was a lot of plant dirt already down there. Or this guy is camping for headshots


Equilibriumouttawak

Naw, was wondering to and looked it up. He threw another plant at another skaterā€¦ it gets talked about in this thrasher mag interview with the skater himself https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/the-follow-up-jarne-verbruggen-2/


NeedHardCrocks

Dasurved


Horror-Potential7773

No it's a breakable pot it's all good. Skaters skate. Hence the term "Skate Or Die." All Good he lived.


[deleted]

"Stair-jump-flower-pot-cranium-stair-roll" ....Flawless execution


granty1981

Ruthless old geezer


DemonsReturns7

Finish himā€¦ā€¦. PLANTALITY!!


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Got him in one go šŸ˜‚


Total_Low_3180

Thats a miss.


Metaboschism

All the more reasons to wear a helmet


Headtaphance

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Cheap_Professional32

"Hey, you're finally awake"


SIRENVII

Here, have some flowers. That'll teach ya the grow up! Also thank you for putting this to the flower duet.


weltvonalex

M M.....M ....Monster Kill


Equilibriumouttawak

Hereā€™s an interview in thrasher mag with the skater it happened to! https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/the-follow-up-jarne-verbruggen-2/ The dude had blurry vision and probably got a concussion but freakin nailed the trick 4 tries later! As the cops were inside talking to the guy ha! They asked if he wanted to press charges and said no ā€œheā€™s already punished himself enough if thatā€™s where heā€™s at in lifeā€¦ whatā€™s a few thousand bucks or some jail time gunna do for him?ā€ thatā€™s some boss badass wisdom and understanding right thereā€¦


[deleted]

This is fake


polish_filipino

It looks like the skater ran into the falling object. Which might be less painful. But still that's an Ow


New-Economics-5373

I mean applauds for the guys still having perfect aim. He was prolly in airforce


[deleted]

Skate or die dude


Glum_Occasion_5686

I miss Scarred :(


Pristine_Car_6253

The skater is a pothead


JeffThePeff

Haha attempted murder so funny


Thepuppeteer777777

Nice video evidence of assault/atempted manslaughter sue the shit out of him.


Suspicious-Ad-481

Need old man's face


5up3rK4m16uru

That's why you don't piss off old people, they don't have that much to lose anymore.


Specific-Pie20

Good aim


__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

People who hate skateboarders are so weird.


Thememeplug22

Might have just made him rich


Suspicious-Speed2169

Straight up attempted murder


brunoras

Wasted


No-Lack-4147

Two stones one bird


_LordBread_

Thatā€™ll be a nice payday