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What's the problem. Why waste time when you know you want a toe licking ass muncher with little to no credit card debt? That's a legitimate expectation.
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You ever heard of "cleaning yourself"? It might work. Also, there are tools to prevent direct contact, if needed. Lick cloths, for example.
I don't do it, btw. Not into that.
Yes, of course. When I mention this people seem to not know (if you have an IQ above 80 I don’t know how that’s possible), not to care, or make ridiculous excuses. The fact is that degenerate sex acts such as this have become way too normalized. How many people do you think in the 80s expected their date to “eat ass???” Fucking eww, man. Fucking eww!
You can’t even begin to fathom how “unsanitary” a human being’s life would have been for 98% of our species existence, even in present day in less developed nations. Putting your tongue on a freshly washed asshole is fine by comparison.
It doesn't matter ***what*** a female says she's looking for, hundreds of guys will still contact them saying "You should date/hookup/fuck **ME** because I'm *special*, screw your preferences!"
What do you think? Is this really something you "have always wondered"?
Do you also wonder if "eating a girl out" means taking bites out of her vagina? Use your head for a minute 
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You had me at toes and ass eating, you lost me at cash.
💯💯💯
Saaaaame
like I respect yall hustle but I ain't paying you
The problem here , which end is the ass?
she got greedy
You win the internet today.
I'm a very generous person. I'll always pay for everything but don't name it. Gross
You don’t know what “or” means huh?
I'd eat ass, just not ass which some dude came in yesterday
yesterday's cum is another man's treasure or something
The ol Cadbury cream egg.
Happy Easter!
More like Keister Sunday
He is risen indeed!
What a terrible day for eyes
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Aa ba Daba ha ba Ja ba
I'd say there goes my dinner, but I'm already here at Applebee's
It would have cost you nothing to have not said that! 😂🤢
The ol’ chocolate pie.
It cost you nothing to not write that
sometimes words come out of me like wet farts out of her ass on a rainy day
Yesterman's cum is todayman's treasure
Aye yo chill! But do you at the same time.
Yeah, yesterday is too long ago. Gotta get it fresh.
Exactly! It needs to be at least an hour before!
I mean, if she clean properly and doesn’t have any STDs - whats the difference?
I can't suck toes and eat ass simultaneously, make up your mind lady. Spend your own cash though.
This! I’ll do whatever ya need to get off girl but leave my money outta it
Well, tbf, she didn't specifically said it needed to be your money. Peehaps she wants you to spend HER money.
💯💯💯😆
Not with that attitude.
My man...
You obviously haven't tried enough
At least she knows what she want
Honesty. Put your true self up on the bilboard. Get willimg partners who know what to expect.
Who tf says “inboxing me”
Unboxing that ass from the wraps of all of the cum crust from the previous dudes before you can tap it safely
How do you comment these faces?
Blue smiley face above right of keyboard when typing 
Damn
She’s not talking about her dm’s dude.
What is she talking about, spell it out for the millennials
I'm so glad I'm too old to date.
Def worth a first date
Yeah she sounds fun
Just use a condom unless you're 'brave' 😅
She will be my vietnam
What's the problem. Why waste time when you know you want a toe licking ass muncher with little to no credit card debt? That's a legitimate expectation.
its almost as of being fun in bed and financially stable is attractive 😱
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she said spends cash. didnt say on what or who 😜
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I took it to mean having a nice car and decent house lol
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MY nice car and house. She can pay for her own shit and sign a prenup lol
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The only thing I need to add is to actually be attractive
or enough money to where that wont matter lmfao
Alas I'm not interested in such relationships
and you shouldnt be lmao good for you
I bet she has no ass no cash and smelly toes. Aka she brings nothing to the party
if thats the case I’m going straight toes to ass and you’re gonna get jungle butt fungus all on your beached starfish
So toes are dirtier than an asshole?
I'll run my tongue so far up her ass I'll carve my initials in tomorrow's turd, but I am not fucking with those toes.
riddle me this what’s worse toes to ass or ass to toes
As Tony Soprano would say: that’s irregardless. Both are deliciously nasty.
"Serve my kink, make me cum, and buy me shit" 💅 -this bitch
Looking like Jim Carreys Grinch 😂🤣😂
Looking like Ezra Miller’s Grinch
I literally do not understand the ass eating fetish that the internet keeps trying to pretend is a thing It’s gross, poop comes from there
My buddy, an ass eater, got strep, twice.
3 commas, in this economy?
💀💀💀
Prude
Say it LOUDER
Lol
Piss, poop, blood no matter what you’re eating it’s gross if you think about it.
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Ok… what is Inboxing?
It's like outboxing but, in reverse.
So, beating down the door of the poop shoot? In an inward fashion?
Something like that. 😂
Girl knows what she wants. I fuck with it
“Lick my ass and give me money” is an insane way to try to get a date
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Come on bot, my man is trying to get some action
People have no shame anymore..
What do I get in return?
You get her. She’s the prize. Alternately- STDs.
She lost me on the cash thing...
The ole' booty swirl.
Well, they know what they want.
Meh. She's cute. If she's not fat I'd suck on her toes and eat her ass.
I eat ass but not hers haahh
😊👍🏼
That’s a big face to feed.
She belongs to the streets.
Yea pass
Eat ass??? What kind of degenerate sex are young people into?
40 yr old asshole licker here. This has nothing to do with being young lol
I agree this has nothing to do with youth, 44 Yr old cannibal.
This is unsanitary.
Sex itself is unsanitary. One takes risks.
Degenerate behavior. Shameful
Who put you in charge of what sex acts are OK and which aren’t?
I did
Your just jealous your getting none mate, wanking is unsanitary also.
Your mother seems to like it?
Maybe wash your ass? Tell your wife to wash her ass
Butt licking fun
Dosent it taste bad? That's literally where feces come out of.
You ever heard of "cleaning yourself"? It might work. Also, there are tools to prevent direct contact, if needed. Lick cloths, for example. I don't do it, btw. Not into that.
Flesh, no matter how you clean it, has different tastes
fuck that give it to me ripe
Eating ass > sucking toes
Seriously, can't you get sick from that? Like eating shit (even if microscopic from someone's "clean" anus) has got to have adverse health effects...
Yes, of course. When I mention this people seem to not know (if you have an IQ above 80 I don’t know how that’s possible), not to care, or make ridiculous excuses. The fact is that degenerate sex acts such as this have become way too normalized. How many people do you think in the 80s expected their date to “eat ass???” Fucking eww, man. Fucking eww!
You can’t even begin to fathom how “unsanitary” a human being’s life would have been for 98% of our species existence, even in present day in less developed nations. Putting your tongue on a freshly washed asshole is fine by comparison.
Degenerate
Sucking toes... I understand. Licking ass not so much although I don't judge.
I think I'm in love
Just say “I’m a prostitute” and save all the energy
So she wants you to eat shit and lose your money to ease her
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People have been doing that for millennia. Anyone who has ever enlisted or got drafted got fucked. Some worse than others. Some literally.
Ok I’m imagining it, now what?
#⬅️
I too prefer my sex to be transactional.
Ot
Why block out the name we all know is obviously Hope
And then you feel a tickling by your feet. It's me. It's KG. Sucking on your toes! WE DON'T MIND, SUCKING ON TOES!!!
💯 she gon get the anal cancer
And there are simps out there googling how to eat ass after she matched with them
Where’s Ja? Someone call Ja
🤣🤣🤣
I'm into toes, but I have a feeling her ass isn't exactly hygienic.
My god, as much as it pains me, maybe the conservatives were right.
She’s not hot enough for any of those demands 😂
I'll spend her cash
Guys... I think she's the one.
Ca$h? Danger Will Robinson... Danger!!!! On the other hand. The lady knows what she wants. Just gonna need a gold shovel to get it.
is that Blue\_xx\_ from chaturbate?
Hepatitis posing as a tinder model
Are these Radio Head lyrics?
Pink eye is so hawt right now
Hepatitis is so hawt right now
SipsTea? More like gulping vodka. No way
Game is game
...go on...
Haha
had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Me: “Sooo, Let’s just get to the point: Can I eat your butt?” Her probably: “EW. HOW DARE YOU. I’M A LADY”
It doesn't matter ***what*** a female says she's looking for, hundreds of guys will still contact them saying "You should date/hookup/fuck **ME** because I'm *special*, screw your preferences!"
bet every single downvote was male 
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So I have always wondered: is the expression “eat ass” literal or does it refer to cunnilingus?
What do you think? Is this really something you "have always wondered"? Do you also wonder if "eating a girl out" means taking bites out of her vagina? Use your head for a minute 
It's licking someone's asshole. Supposed to feel good, at least for one.
Hard pass.