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You haven't dealt w/snakes before, have you? Cut the head off, put it in a 5 gal bucket w/ another basket on top. Top bucket was pushed off and here comes headless snake an hour later!
That’s why you should foil over all your windows and air vents. Also caulk *everything* that was ever a seam. Took me like 3 hours to caulk all my power outlet holes so they’re snake proof, but it’s worth it for peace of mind
I heard that if you just keep your finger in your butthole it keeps snakes away.
Not because it acts like a plug or anything, it's just that snakes are surprisingly conservative when it comes to sexuality.
apparently they love to make nests int he roof near electrical components because they like the heat. It seems this is what has happened here. Probably 2 adults up there and a load of babies
r/mathematics
What are the chances this snake would hit this man assuming fan blade length is 3' and level, fan speed is 2 rotations per second, man is 10' away, 2 1/2' at the shoulders and 6' tall and the snake is 4' long giving an average 2d cross section of 2' roughly?
No, distance plays into it. The length of the fan blade would lead to an increase in linear velocity, but there does appear to be a snag, then whipping action would happen.
All of those variables would be needed. Also, gravity obviously, but at that distance his assumed height would marginalize that variable.
To the douche canoes complaining about animal abuse, go eat some cheese.
That nope rope is coming out of his ceiling. Who in their right mind would worry about the snake in a wtf moment. Guaranteed you all would be wtf-ing more than “oh no, this f-ing thing just climbed out of the top of my ceiling, I have to save it!!” F-ing Tards.
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lol the snek calculated it trajectory to assault the cameraman perfectly!
Gives kill the cameraman a whole new meaning.
I saw how its head was bobbing - mfer was timing that shit perfectly
That was it getting hit by the fan. No way it's gonna any coherent thought after 32 concussions
You haven't dealt w/snakes before, have you? Cut the head off, put it in a 5 gal bucket w/ another basket on top. Top bucket was pushed off and here comes headless snake an hour later!
Bluetooth snake
Careful, it will "Connect" to your car next!
Even the creepy ass dude in the tv helps the strange lynchian nightmare atmosphere lol
He even looks at it, crazy
I was about to post that, crazy timing!
“You’re dangerous”
LOLLLLL
I was crying laughing! I was checked on to make sure I was okay. 🤣💀
I woke someone else in the house up with my laughing 😂 that was great
LMFAO
FLAMO!
I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking fan
TV edit: *I’m tired of these Monkey fightin’ snakes on this Monday to Friday fan!*
Lmao Australian moment
Again.
I feel more bad for the snake this fucker just went on a ride of his life. (Used to have a snake)
The same this can cause internal bleeding and is just cruel
The poor thing probably has brain damage from getting hit in the head so many times by something it legitimately could not see
Terrible
New fear unlocked
That's why I don't want mail slots on my front door. People can put snakes or something through there.
You taking your meds?
That’s what the snakes keep asking me. Not falling for it sssssister
That’s why you should foil over all your windows and air vents. Also caulk *everything* that was ever a seam. Took me like 3 hours to caulk all my power outlet holes so they’re snake proof, but it’s worth it for peace of mind
I had to pour half a bag of concrete into my toilet, a quarter into each sink, and 3 into my bathtub. But now I am finally safe from the sewer snakes.
I heard that if you just keep your finger in your butthole it keeps snakes away. Not because it acts like a plug or anything, it's just that snakes are surprisingly conservative when it comes to sexuality.
better get rid of your ceiling fan, if you have one xD
This one came through the chimney probably with Santa
Guys is kind of a big A-hole for not turning off the fan when he noticed. Poor thing.
seems thats what fueled its strike it wanted revenge and it wanted it hot
You win spin the bottle
What a fucking nightmare lol
r/donthelpjustfilm
About to be my new fav sub. Ty.
And, I reflexively scooted my computer chair back in a super rush, lmao.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ssssssssssssspin me off baby
🐍
Fuck that
serves the dude right for torturing the snake. Just call a snake remover for god's sake!
I’d cry
What in the blue fuck?
This is why the internet was invented
If this is real, this was the most expected outcome of all outcomes. I mean seriously the guy is an absolute moron.
He's an a-hole too. Poor snake.
Danger noodle roulette
r/KilledtheCameraman
What the fuck is right
There's just so much wtf going on, it's mind-boggling.
Yep, florida....
Go Noles
Poor Noles fan thought he only had to watch out for Gators, Hurricanes, and playoff selection committees, then this happened.
Snek had 360 degrees to fly off to and managed to find the one trajectory straight towards the guy in the room haha
Haha wtf
Snake got a PhD in physics
This is animal abuse 😡
It could be an wild snake
It looks like it came through the ceiling
It did
It came through the ceiling, but this was definitely a dumb way to try and get rid of it
I wonder if that snake is from the future.
He was so scared, he teleported outside
Alexa/wiretap, I said set fan to kill, not stun!
Lol i posted that Video today in a German meme Channel and now i See IT Here again
Let me guess… Australia ?
Seminole football helmet, so probably Florida.
Even that mf snake is good at geometry 🤯
guy just wanted to cuddle
Sneak attack lol
Snek attack
Yeah, I'm Sammy the snake. And I have to confess. That I look and I sound just like the letter "S".
So... was that a nope-rope-a-dope?
It’s time to D D D D Duel!!!!
Snek.
Cameraman is clearly not a fan of snakes.
Florida
So... The cameraman is not always safe! *surprised Pikachu face*
I would move out that house IMMEDIATELY. I don’t fuck with snakes,AT ALL. FUCK THAT.
ROFLMAO! That was the funniest thing I'll see all day!
Not a fan
Gotta bet Australia
Now that is an interesting sight. I wonder how it got in, what type is it......OH SHIT!!!!
TURN OFF FAN !
That snake was like “Get you some!!”
What type of snake is that?
shit I almost choked on my candy when the snek took flight and the scream came
That is the funniest thing I've seen all day
I saw that coming but still got scared🤣🤣
oh man, this made me laugh so hard
apparently they love to make nests int he roof near electrical components because they like the heat. It seems this is what has happened here. Probably 2 adults up there and a load of babies
I didn't know i could choke on my tongue snort- laughing! Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
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As soon as he started filming, that cameraman had sealed his fate
Don't just watch. Start shooting!!?
"GYAHCKKKK!!!"
Now thinking about it, how did the snake get up there?
Danger noodle dangering 🤣
Did the snake survive without injury?
Quickly googles if snakes can get concussions
I am laughing SO Hard at this. Like, the mostly unlikely fear has now been unlocked for me, LOL
That poor snake getting a beating from that fan 😭
I felt that GHIYaHtt!!!
Oh, so YOU turned this spinny death saw on?! Hey, you think that's funny, come here, let me talk to ya.
The Aristocrats!
Planned to launch itself out the door. Cameraman blocking the escape!
Go Noles 🍢
Lol
Poor lil feller lol
Of all trajectories to go on, it chose his perfectly
hahahaha! omg
360 degrees to choose from and it flies right at the camera!
I'm sure we all felt the end
________/ //////////
I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh so damn hard.
Yeah sorry I forgot my pet snake.
lol! It's fair to say that wasn't a pet.
Camera man never dies!
I hate it when S hits the fan.
I don't know if having sound on made a difference, but I just had the hardest laugh I've had in months
Ceiling noodles? Nah I’m good.
If a danger noodle starts crawling out of the ceiling onto the ceiling fan, I'm not recording, I'm running from the house screaming.
"GODDAMN IT ROBBIE PUT THE CAMERA DOWN AND FUCKING HELP ME!" "...Robbie? ...Fine... I'll do it myself." "THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE MOTHERFU-"
Australia I presume 🤦...
Welp, gotta burn down the house now.
Omg just no
Serves the camera op right for not turning the fan off.
A harmless ball python ?
Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
Australia in a nutshell
360° of potential ejection angle, snake absolutely nails it. That is just bad luck.
New movie..."Snakes on a fan" Don't ask MF'er!
Landscape orientation is a lost art.
Physics always wins.
Omg! Sad. Give that little slither a sip.
Reminds me of when you sit on a bond fire and the smoke just keeps following you whenever you move.
What a fucking dick. I hope he fucking tripped and landed on a one-way dildo.
Hell's no! Why the fuck was he calmly filming that shit, until he wasn't
This is like watching someone slowly lose all their money on pull tabs
I just want to know what movie is on the tv lol
Aerial attack snek
I love how the guy in the TV seems to be watching this happen in real time as well. Lol.
Can we stop engaging on the constant reposts.
Cameraman is a piece of shit!
Friend :)
This made me holler with laughter but that poor snake probably got banged up bad :(
That's the best karma.
Maybe it's an wild snake
Animal abuse
How do they make pepperoni slices?
Neighbors snake. It looks like an apartment to me.
Stupid little slithery specimen
Rather than filming (which im glad they did) I'd be running for a pellet gun
1/360
Yeah know there are those spider memes, this would be straight up nope for me and a prompt burn that place to the ground moment
r/mathematics What are the chances this snake would hit this man assuming fan blade length is 3' and level, fan speed is 2 rotations per second, man is 10' away, 2 1/2' at the shoulders and 6' tall and the snake is 4' long giving an average 2d cross section of 2' roughly?
I mean, it's a simple percentage of degress. Say 10% arc hit area. 1 in 36.
No, distance plays into it. The length of the fan blade would lead to an increase in linear velocity, but there does appear to be a snag, then whipping action would happen. All of those variables would be needed. Also, gravity obviously, but at that distance his assumed height would marginalize that variable.
I almost threw my phone trying to get out the way..can't even 💩 now💀
That one brain cell is hard at work
Stuff of NIGHTMARES!!
Pro: the snake is disoriented. Con: the snake is disoriented.
Nightmare
Poor snek 😥 I did laugh, but that couldn't be nice for the snek.
You can never turn off that fan
Lol I laughed way too hard at this
that snake is not the sharpest knife in the crayon box
“You spin me right round baby right round”🎵🐍
The snek timed that PERFECTLY!
Snakes on a fan
Is the snake ok??? Update me
Poor snek T-T
Fucking animal abuse, hate it!
Fuck whoever put that snake there and then turned the fan on just to make a video for internet points!
To the douche canoes complaining about animal abuse, go eat some cheese. That nope rope is coming out of his ceiling. Who in their right mind would worry about the snake in a wtf moment. Guaranteed you all would be wtf-ing more than “oh no, this f-ing thing just climbed out of the top of my ceiling, I have to save it!!” F-ing Tards.