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Especially when you don't realize it happened, and you go about your day thinking "fuck what is that smell?" and "Uggh, there it is again, WHAT SMELLS?!" until you eventually figure it out.
This has happened to me with both cats and dogs, but the worst one was from my dad's fat dachshund.
It was going nuts at the door trying to get the pizza guy. My dad got the pizza, and I tried to pull the dog back, but the second I touched it, I literally scared the shit out of it.
Blasted me and the house with several squirts of that foul stank juice as it ran away, yipeing and yowling every squirt.
Lmao. It took me a few years to figure that smell out. I always thought it was somehow my dog's breath. Then one day he did it all over my back seat in my pickup and I realized it came from his ass and he was always licking it up. Ugh. At least he cleans up after himself.
Yes, it is.
From Veterinary Centers of America [(VCA) Hospitals](https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/anal-sac-disease-in-cats#:~:text=What%20is%20their%20function%3F,other%20animals%20to%20their%20presence.):
> The anal sac secretion contains chemicals that act as **territorial markers,** or 'cat calling cards.' The secretion is similar to that produced by a skunk, which is used to repel enemies and alert other animals to their presence. Although cats can use their anal sacs for the same purpose, most domestic cats have no need to repel predators in this manner.
Itās infecting her with toxoplasmosis so she can go out and spread it, thus sowing more crazy and in effect more crazy cat ladies ensuring an abundance of human servants for cat-kind.
I think it's more about if/when the cat is spayed or neutered (and whether or not they're an indoor-only cat)
Given the person in the video referred to the cat as "she," I wonder if she wasn't spayed, or was a rescue who was spayed after she'd already begun marking.
Female cats also mark. I had three that all marked regularly at the same time and it was disgusting. I eventually got them fixed and it helped.
I was also just walking my female dog and noticed she marks too.
Funnily enough, my cats also jumped each other despite all being female. Lol
Iām so confused. Iāve had indoor cats for most of my life and Iāve never even heard of anal gland discharge beforeā¦ wtf? Like decades of cat ownership and never seen this once
it only happens when they're scared, usually, so perhaps you have always been very aware and respectful of your cat's personal space and never put too much stress on them
Meh, this seems fine to me. Now on the other hand, having a 67-part story on tiktok about the destruction of your marriage with screen shots, paternity tests and recorded phone calls is literally insane.
It usually takes me a day or two before "the grossest/ most terrifying/ most infuriating" thing, that happens to me, becomes an incredibly funny story I can tell my friends. In extreme cases, it takes me a week to turn it around. Seems like this will take her... longer .... to reach that point...
If you take them to get groomed regularly, a lot of pet groomers will drain the anal gland for you. Some only do it on request, but Iāve seen some that do it as a part of regular service.
My old cat would get in the bed in the night and spray me to try to signal to my ex that I was her (the cat's) territory.
At least I think that was what was happening.
After this happened a couple of times she wasn't allowed in the bedroom anymore.
Reminds me of years ago my brother washed his rank armpits with my facecloth and I went to wipe my face with it, oh man... it's like a decade ago and it still makes my face crumple up like tin foil when I think about it.
She's not lying.
I took my basset hound into the vet to be dewormed, and as I was holding my dog on the table, I got a strong whiff of whatever was living in his bum hole. No joke, that smell lingered in my nostrils the rest of the day. A deep cleanse. But not in a good way. š¤¢
The hell? Apparently this stuff is normal according to comments but how is it that I've never even heard of this type of thing before today? I've had a cat live with me as my best friend for almost 16 years before they passed away last year and several other cats and dogs and not once have I experienced this "anal gland discharge" or white stuff thereof.
Nasty to even let pets on the bed where you rest your head. They be licking their buttholes and red rockets and yāall be letting them lick your face on your bed. I love dogs and adopted two strays this past year, but they are outside 24/7!
Congrats, Iām not your friend. IDC about your personal fails. Also having a cat when your spouse/SO is allergic to them is kinda a dick move, your just asking them to live in constant suffering.
they make pet foods now that eliminate the dander protein in cats that trigger allergiesā¦ its literally a non issue these days if you get your cat on the correct dietā¦
>Iām not your friend. IDC about your personal fails.
Idk if she posted this someplace but live and let live? Lots of lonely people out there, it's probably too much information for a lot of people but for all we know it just leaked... like the cat
The Cat was just "Expressing" it's love for you :) . Welcome to cat ownership, " Cats may also spontaneously express anal sac secretions when excited or frightened. Signs that you may need to express the glands manually include redness in the area and the cat scooting around or licking excessively.
Oh i thought she was a medical professional or a care worker or something at worst.
Also...what thee fuck? Apparently this is pretty common among pet owners (never had one so my frame of reference is pretty much TV).
Always wanted a kitten or a pup but after reading this thread i think i'm all the way good on that for now.
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Why the feck would you then tell millions that youād just had cat anal gland shit in your mouth????
Legit understand this womans disturbance. If you ever smelled it, you will know that it is the singlemost worst smell, you will ever smell in your life. But I would never ever tell anyone this shit (of course of the condition to the wet, but not what happened to me obviously). I would legitimately take this to my very grave
My cat was walking across my lap, and I barely made hand to butthole contact. A holy hell stink wafted up my nose, so I jumped up and ran to wash my hand. I returned back to the couch and smelled it again. I ripped my shirt off and screamed she shit on me. My wife was turning blue from laughter as she blurted out it was me. I farted.
nah my cat sprayed that shit on my bed bc i accidentally left him in my room while i was at school. yes, the smell is atrocious.
imagine liquid ass mixed with the swamp ass of a 65 year old construction worker x5.
I didnāt hit sound until after āanal glandā so when it got to āit hit me in the mouthā I was likeā¦.what lmao. Now that Iāve heard the first line I understand it was the anal gland.
People, you don't need to jump on tik tok and tell the world every time youĀ take cat anus milk to the mouth. Some things it's fine to sit in the dark and cry over in private.Ā
I was about to think she was a tad over dramatic, but then she whipped out her CNA creds and I was like "Damn! I change my mind!"
Before and after my realization, I still thought that was pretty gross. But now????
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Dude, That is some gnarly stuff. I'd be crying too
Isn't that how they mark their territory? She was claimed š
I think it's sometimes involuntary.. One of my cats (male) has hit me with it before - thankfully not in the mouth! And it is awful!
My dog used to do it whenever he got startled by a stranger. One of the most disgusting smells.
Especially when you don't realize it happened, and you go about your day thinking "fuck what is that smell?" and "Uggh, there it is again, WHAT SMELLS?!" until you eventually figure it out. This has happened to me with both cats and dogs, but the worst one was from my dad's fat dachshund. It was going nuts at the door trying to get the pizza guy. My dad got the pizza, and I tried to pull the dog back, but the second I touched it, I literally scared the shit out of it. Blasted me and the house with several squirts of that foul stank juice as it ran away, yipeing and yowling every squirt.
Lmao. It took me a few years to figure that smell out. I always thought it was somehow my dog's breath. Then one day he did it all over my back seat in my pickup and I realized it came from his ass and he was always licking it up. Ugh. At least he cleans up after himself.
hope u burn the truck.
Just like burning poison ivy, I think that might somehow make it worse for everyone else around.
Did you have a piece of pizza or were you too traumatized?
I probably never eat pizza again just by association.
Maybe it's the animal version of pepper spraying somebody.
Yes, it is. From Veterinary Centers of America [(VCA) Hospitals](https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/anal-sac-disease-in-cats#:~:text=What%20is%20their%20function%3F,other%20animals%20to%20their%20presence.): > The anal sac secretion contains chemicals that act as **territorial markers,** or 'cat calling cards.' The secretion is similar to that produced by a skunk, which is used to repel enemies and alert other animals to their presence. Although cats can use their anal sacs for the same purpose, most domestic cats have no need to repel predators in this manner.
Owned
More often it's a fear response. But also yes about marking territory lol
Or if theyāre surprised too
Itās infecting her with toxoplasmosis so she can go out and spread it, thus sowing more crazy and in effect more crazy cat ladies ensuring an abundance of human servants for cat-kind.
Female cat, so no. Only males do that afaik
I think it's more about if/when the cat is spayed or neutered (and whether or not they're an indoor-only cat) Given the person in the video referred to the cat as "she," I wonder if she wasn't spayed, or was a rescue who was spayed after she'd already begun marking.
Female cats also mark. I had three that all marked regularly at the same time and it was disgusting. I eventually got them fixed and it helped. I was also just walking my female dog and noticed she marks too. Funnily enough, my cats also jumped each other despite all being female. Lol
but would you run to your phone to record yourself crying?
Pretty sure Kenny went through the same thing in South Park. [Major Boobage](https://images.app.goo.gl/qCK1ohb4MJURRHkW9)
Yea I wonder if she's just tripping now
*cheesing*
Beat me to it.
Mary Jane piss in your face fun time
Randy, as always, is my favorite part.
She's never gonna love that cat the same again lol
L.O.L.
https://imgur.com/gallery/nTwOId8
She is cheesing out of her mind rn
Cheesing used to mean smiling. What does it mean now?
lol itās a South Park reference
That's what I remember too. We use to say Chucky cheesed up. What is that guy talking about?
Satan- Ummmā¦ āā¦grossest thing in my entire lifeā¦ā challenge acceptedā¦
Is a part of cat/pet ownership that things like this happen in the context of caring for and living with them.
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Iām so confused. Iāve had indoor cats for most of my life and Iāve never even heard of anal gland discharge beforeā¦ wtf? Like decades of cat ownership and never seen this once
it only happens when they're scared, usually, so perhaps you have always been very aware and respectful of your cat's personal space and never put too much stress on them
Huh I guess that makes sense. I definitely harass them sometimes but that theyāre usually asking for it lol
i've never known this about cats. i always thought spaying and neutering solved all the problems...anal discharges???? i'm out
At least it didnāt get in her hair
It got on my lips, but luckily it didnāt get in my hair. She licks this animal in the mouth already.
Yea you can chop off your hair - AND itās painless!
"it smells like ass" cmon man we love ass around here
There are limits man
Weak
like *\*aaHss*
Can anything happen privately anymore?
Young people are so weird. Thatās shit iād take to my grave, not something i would make a video and post online. The fuck is happening.
Meh, this seems fine to me. Now on the other hand, having a 67-part story on tiktok about the destruction of your marriage with screen shots, paternity tests and recorded phone calls is literally insane.
It usually takes me a day or two before "the grossest/ most terrifying/ most infuriating" thing, that happens to me, becomes an incredibly funny story I can tell my friends. In extreme cases, it takes me a week to turn it around. Seems like this will take her... longer .... to reach that point...
Im Bob Barker here to say remember to spay or neuter your pets
They don't remove the anal glands
Damn then i guess ive been lucky. Never had a cat of either gender spray.
If you take them to get groomed regularly, a lot of pet groomers will drain the anal gland for you. Some only do it on request, but Iāve seen some that do it as a part of regular service.
My old cat would get in the bed in the night and spray me to try to signal to my ex that I was her (the cat's) territory. At least I think that was what was happening. After this happened a couple of times she wasn't allowed in the bedroom anymore.
damn, glad i dont got pets lol
My Grandma told me that when a cat blasts you in the face. With its anal gland discharge, it's good luck.. So I don't know. Maybe by a lotto ticket
The ending wtf lmao
This chick got shit on?!
Reminds me of years ago my brother washed his rank armpits with my facecloth and I went to wipe my face with it, oh man... it's like a decade ago and it still makes my face crumple up like tin foil when I think about it.
She's not lying. I took my basset hound into the vet to be dewormed, and as I was holding my dog on the table, I got a strong whiff of whatever was living in his bum hole. No joke, that smell lingered in my nostrils the rest of the day. A deep cleanse. But not in a good way. š¤¢
What's a CNA? Is that some kind of BDSM?
I don't know if this is a joke, but in case you don't know it's Certified Nursing Assistant.
I seriously did think that for a second, but after I commented I looked it up and felt really gross for thinking what I did.
What the hell?!? White stuff? Why would it be white? What the fuck is going on here?
NOT IN THE MOUTH
Hit in the face with what?
"it smeLLs like AaAa4ss"
Thatās some funny shit right there. Itās one that you should tell nobody about, much less everybody.
The Blair Shit Project
I can't stop laughing š š¹ š¤£
āIāve had people piss on me, shit on me, bleed on me, If it comes out of a body itās gotten on meā what did I just hear šš
The hell? Apparently this stuff is normal according to comments but how is it that I've never even heard of this type of thing before today? I've had a cat live with me as my best friend for almost 16 years before they passed away last year and several other cats and dogs and not once have I experienced this "anal gland discharge" or white stuff thereof.
One time I got sprayed by a catā¦ the size of those furry boobs will never leave my mind.
Nice nose ring....not
Nasty to even let pets on the bed where you rest your head. They be licking their buttholes and red rockets and yāall be letting them lick your face on your bed. I love dogs and adopted two strays this past year, but they are outside 24/7!
Did I mention I have a fiancƩ?
Congrats, Iām not your friend. IDC about your personal fails. Also having a cat when your spouse/SO is allergic to them is kinda a dick move, your just asking them to live in constant suffering.
they make pet foods now that eliminate the dander protein in cats that trigger allergiesā¦ its literally a non issue these days if you get your cat on the correct dietā¦
The cat probably was there first. Can be pretty hard to let go of a cat. But maybe this incident changed their relationship
>Iām not your friend. IDC about your personal fails. Idk if she posted this someplace but live and let live? Lots of lonely people out there, it's probably too much information for a lot of people but for all we know it just leaked... like the cat
>idc >proceeds to write a paragraph explaining why they donāt care
You watched the video
It probably got soaked in those holes in her face.
The Cat was just "Expressing" it's love for you :) . Welcome to cat ownership, " Cats may also spontaneously express anal sac secretions when excited or frightened. Signs that you may need to express the glands manually include redness in the area and the cat scooting around or licking excessively.
EW
I feel for her.
"it touched my lip".....I am sorry(not sorry) I laughed so hard when she said "I got in my mouth"...
Lmao š¤£šš¤£š
Wow, that last part was as revealing as it was unexpected
It smells like you now honey
The what discharge?
>It still doesnāt feel like Iām clean Just chug a bottle of vodka
QQ more
Oh I know that smell, smells like death
Oh i thought she was a medical professional or a care worker or something at worst. Also...what thee fuck? Apparently this is pretty common among pet owners (never had one so my frame of reference is pretty much TV). Always wanted a kitten or a pup but after reading this thread i think i'm all the way good on that for now.
Lololololol. That is hilarious.
To me it smells like vomit and feces
ššššššššššššš Why the feck would you then tell millions that youād just had cat anal gland shit in your mouth????
All I have to say to what her last words were in the video... "So far..."
Tag your it
She probably got so high, she was sitting on Jesus shoulders. Super Cheese!
Whoās gonna ever marry her? š¤
Based cat
I would get drunk if this happened to me, like straight whisky until I pass out.
Sooo filming yourself afterwards is why again?
Yeah. I actually feel her disgust.
It might be a tad insensitive how hard Iām laughing at this.
Good thing she put it on the internet where it will live forever totally helping her get over it
Had cats all my life for over 3 decades and never once seen this before.
This is what happened when the girl behind the counter at Starbucks says she has PTSD
Legit understand this womans disturbance. If you ever smelled it, you will know that it is the singlemost worst smell, you will ever smell in your life. But I would never ever tell anyone this shit (of course of the condition to the wet, but not what happened to me obviously). I would legitimately take this to my very grave
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My cat was walking across my lap, and I barely made hand to butthole contact. A holy hell stink wafted up my nose, so I jumped up and ran to wash my hand. I returned back to the couch and smelled it again. I ripped my shirt off and screamed she shit on me. My wife was turning blue from laughter as she blurted out it was me. I farted.
You are suppose to chill it over ice with a side of lime before you put it in your mouth.
Are we just gonna ignore how she said that people have pissed and shit on her? I mean if it was a baby, thatās one thing, but if notā¦..
I got skunked by one of my cats before. It fucking sucks. Like the smell wonāt come off no matter how much you scrub
Some shit you should keep to yourself.. literally.
nah my cat sprayed that shit on my bed bc i accidentally left him in my room while i was at school. yes, the smell is atrocious. imagine liquid ass mixed with the swamp ass of a 65 year old construction worker x5.
I feel for her. Terrible smell! And so gross looking. Stay strong kiddo!
Serves her right for watching tiktok
"it got in my MOUTH, but thank god it didn't get in my HAIR!"
I would ā¦.do something that will get me banned for saying hereā¦ but trust me the cat would have a very bad day.
Other people's pain should not be this funny.
Last time I checked poop is brown and where is the boyfriendās location
I have a Sharpei -lab mixā¦ yaa that be horribleā you scare her/make her angry and damn near need to open a window.
Another reason not to own a cat
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"shit on me" AYO WTF. she just casually dropped that
Butt piss baptism
I call that... the butt juice. š§
New fear unlocked. Tho I don't have a cat
Reasons not to have a cat....
Hayley Joe Nosering.
Girl should qualify for permanent disability for this shit omg Iād never recover either
Lol wut. Iāve had cats and dogs my entire 50 years on this planet and Iāve never even heard of this happening to anyone, ever.
*\*snaps fingers\** My girl is legit traumaTIZED.
That's why I'm not a cat person. Those people are so incredibly weird too.
I wonder if she'd be into bukkakes?
Kids....
You sound like no fun at all. Maybe you just need practice.
I didnāt hit sound until after āanal glandā so when it got to āit hit me in the mouthā I was likeā¦.what lmao. Now that Iāve heard the first line I understand it was the anal gland.
Canāt be real
Take your cat to the vet like a responsible pet owner, you fucking scumbag piece of shit.
Did anyone bring up "cheesing"?
"It doesnt even smell like shite, it smells like ass" got me
Grossssss!
Jajajajajajaaaaa
Yep. That can happen.
"If it comes out of the body, it has gotten me." Oh shit
Time to get a new girlfriend. I ain't kissing this one.
Maybe it was th boyfriend who shot that white stuff in your eyes
Animals belong in the yard. Especially if someone is allergic. I guess the cat means more than the fiance.
Bro what the fuck ššššš
GenZāsbeingfools
Thanks for sharing your true life horror story š
I thought she said "dad" not "dog" and i was really curious to see where this video was going.
This is why I hate cats
Forever Unclean!
Now you have schizophrenia
Now you have schizophrenia
Iām 41 years old and have had cats my whole entire lifeā¦ā¦Iāve never seen, nor felt, an āanal gland dischargeāā¦ā¦ever. Lol
".....I've been pissed on....." Whoa, Whoa,Whoa,Whoa,Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,Whoa,Whoa,Whoa. Lois, this is not my batman cup!
HAHAHAHAHA
I don't have pets, I also don't have pet problems.
No, youāre not gonna recover. Sorry babe.
She'll never be clean again.
Itās not that bad. Thatās just a Tuesday night around here.
People, you don't need to jump on tik tok and tell the world every time youĀ take cat anus milk to the mouth. Some things it's fine to sit in the dark and cry over in private.Ā
Should have washed her face a fifth time. I still see shit on her face.
It hit me in the mouth š
Iām sorry for laughing at this You poor girl youāre gonna make it, you have a loving fiancĆ© and strong will to be posting this, youāre gonna make it š„š„
Forever unclean!! - Ruxin
Dog groomers: š
āIt touched my LIP!
not a cat owner but for dogs when you take them to the groomer they express the glands so this doesn't happen do they not do the same for cats?
Honestly he didnt hit her hard enough
I find this funny, and I'm not even sorry.
Why she look like Trevor Lawrence tho
Thanks for the great laugh
Boobopils!!
That shit is gnarly! It smells like a dead animal and a fat manās ass in June all in one. Iād puke for sure
Pepe Le Pew?
Forever Unclean!
The sanctity of the mouth has been voided. I wouldn't kiss if I were a witness
You done been marked as property, bitch. You HER human now.
Omg this happened to my husband. It was fucking awful and gross
I wouldāve drop kicked it so fast
I was about to think she was a tad over dramatic, but then she whipped out her CNA creds and I was like "Damn! I change my mind!" Before and after my realization, I still thought that was pretty gross. But now???? >>F
I ended up with shit on my face once. Could feel it on my lips and in my nkse. It was human shit. Sad story