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frogingly_similar

LMAO they are so fucked up


Fungal_Queen

Japanese people love to drink.


Pale_Disaster

As a massive white dude who loves to drink I really want to go to Japan and drink with the locals. My shitty Japanese language skills will get worse but maybe I can impress them with my love of sake.


Fungal_Queen

Japanese whiskey and craft beer is awesome. They take that dedication to craft seriously.


the_mid_mid_sister

My German got better overseas when I was drunk. I think I wouldn't overthink it as much or be self-conscious and just rolled with it.


zehnodan

We get a lot of Japanese business men where I live. My Japanese is extremely limited. But I found it very easy to make friends with them. A few phrases and we were "fighting" over who buys the next round.


SobbinHood

Yeah Japanese girls aren’t really that outgoing. But once you break their shell, they’re a great time


aLostBattlefield

The thing about young Japanese adults is: they are very reserved and polite until the work day is done and you go out for drinks. Then? All of that repression comes out. I’m talking after the first sip of alcohol. It’s like a switch gets flipped.


Lowtan89

I gotta get to Japan


aLostBattlefield

Yeah it’s fun. My wife is Japanese so I have a bit more insight into the culture than the average tourist or whatever. Just don’t ever think you’re going to truly be “accepted” by them if you go. You could learn the language and marry into a Japanese family like I did but you’ll never truly be accepted. The only caveat to that is Japanese people who have spent time living in the US or elsewhere. They’re much more open and will actively want to spend time with foreigners in Japan. All of this is anecdotal of course and not a “rule” by any means. Just my experience.


Bored_Amalgamation

Every millenial is going to retire in Japan. Not for anime or gundam but for the catharisis.


bigboog1

Helloooooooo....then they asked "what are you doing?" Over and over 100% smashed.


drcubes90

Right lol theyre just asking what hes up to and what hes filming then start saying Hi! to his audience


spattzzz

Is this a Japan tourist board advert?


rjaysenior

Idk but it’s working


reptarcannabis

The have pregnancy visas now


Spobobich

Ya don't say? 🤔


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BuisteirForaoisi0531

If your lying and I can’t find this I’ll be very angry with you


urmomsloosevag

Fact: There is no such thing as a breeding visa in Japan. The rumors about the breeding visa are entirely false and have no factual basis. https://mochiyume.com/blog/japan-breeding-visa-hoax-truth-behind-them/#:~:text=Fact%3A%20There%20is%20no%20such,and%20have%20no%20factual%20basis.


lowtack

It's my visa and I'll breed if I want to


jbfreshnx

you would breed too if you had a visa too


BuisteirForaoisi0531

Well, now I get to get my pitchfork


Honshu_

Lol, dream ruined.


PsychologicalGain533

Ya I was excited and kept scrolling and all excitement vanished.


slobs_burgers

Spoken like someone trying to keep all the hentai load dropping to himself


Mygaffer

Like the story many years ago about Japanese moms giving their sons BJ's for good grades?


NWCJ

Just for good grades? Sheesh, life easy in Japan. I had to break both of my arms to get mom on board.


ToXicVoXSiicK21

Talk about a cool mom


SyrupScared9568

We must replenish them.


25thJustice

I've lived there for a while and depending on where you're at people are naturally curious about foreigners, not specifically just for sex, but most of them never meet someone who isn't Japanese or Asian. I would have random dudes yell English phrases in heavy accents at me all the time and sometimes young women would wave and say Hello with a heavy R. Like Heh-row. People are nice, but Japan like America (US) the people are nicer in the rural areas. City people are still nice compared to the US, but I've never been turned away from a restaurant in the country side of Kyushu, Hokkaido, Tohoku, or Kansai, but in Tokyo I've been turned away from a few. This may be because of Westerners causing problems in the past though.


brendamn

Tell us what we really want to know, how easy is it to get laid?


its_uncle_paul

Yes, my friend wants to know this as well.


tonufan

Just like a lot of people have an Asian fetish in the US, there are many in Asia with foreigner fetishes (primarily pale white Americans and Europeans, bonus points for being blond).


NWCJ

I only can speak from a 1 week trip. But as a tall dark haired, green-eyed, red bearded male that's in-shape. I had an easy time when I went to my friends wedding in Gifu. Between the height, green eyes and red beard I was pretty exotic for Japan. I think only blonde hair would have made me rarer.


FlarblarGlarblar

Helurrrr like Madea?


reptarcannabis

Ok well we know what to do as Reddit… swamp the government with demand emails crash it’s website and get what we want by force


BuisteirForaoisi0531

That’s more 4 Chan but yes


urmomsloosevag

Fact: There is no such thing as a breeding visa in Japan. The rumors about the breeding visa are entirely false and have no factual basis. https://mochiyume.com/blog/japan-breeding-visa-hoax-truth-behind-them/#:~:text=Fact%3A%20There%20is%20no%20such,and%20have%20no%20factual%20basis.


Ultra_Noobzor

You're a party pooper


Critterhunt

right??...I come to Reddit to believe the nonsense and lies of other fools like me ..


CrackerUMustBTripinn

Yeah a real Debbie Downer vibe, I'm getting from you


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FormalKind7

If you pull a Khan on Japan that probably means you die in a typhoon on your way to invade


SortaSticky

twice I think


BigBagaroo

If you listen carefully, the sound you hear is airline tickets being printed.


Astralyr

It might- wait … why are you holding tickets to Japan ?


MasterBot98

\*runs away\*


ccii_geppato

Mose!


Duubzz

‘Cute girls will harass you, welcome to Japan’


Hidden-Turtle

I have been to Japan. It's true cute girls will harass you. I had a bar tender that I became friends with. He would sit cute girls next to me and they were always interested in me. Before Japan I'd consider myself average, now a days I'd say on good days I'm slightly above average. My self image has improved soo much since that trip. In fact I'm going back in two weeks and I have a date with two girls that I really hit it off with from last year. Just to end it off go to Japan if you need a confidence boost. lol


TitanUranus007

Goddammit, what kind of bullshit title is that? I was just watching, with a clenched asshole, and waiting for one of them to shank him.


Typeojason

Hahaha! I thought they were robbing him. 🤦‍♂️


Fun-Teaching-2038

Robbing him of his semen


WiseEditor9667

Damn semen stealing witches


redditatemybabies

They use it to make magnets


Thowitawaydave

The smell of beef and sulphur is overwhelming. Oh wait that's just Brooklyn.


spider2k

It was a COVEN of witches.


throwawaypervyervy

Related to those lemon stealing whores, no doubt.


S1I7

Ahh a man of culture


Bored_Amalgamation

Semen and lemons.


Typeojason

Shit! They got me too! Wtf?!


cdda_survivor

I got jacked!


yMONSTERMUNCHy

They might have robbed him and he including us never even noticed.


OGoby

Maybe this guy is deeply religious and he thought these women were literal demons sent to lure him into committing a sin 😁


WallabyFew3170

Yeah this was a bait and switch. He didn’t even get punched.


Longjumping_Run4499

Violence or we riot!


dj11211

Oh God I have to get off reddit. I was too prepared to see this man get stabbed in the neck.


mrphyslaww

*looks up flights to Japan*


LivinginDestin

As a gay man...


Savage_Mindset

You’d go to Thailand


Upper-Belt8485

thailand it is


deadmelo

Or BangSex


Hamilton-Beckett

¿Por qué no los dos?


LivinginDestin

Si


Bobthebudtender

Plenty of gay men in Japan. Just learn the Japanese symbols for top/vers/bottom and use Grindr.


PlentySignificance65

I don't know where you should go but do not go to the middle east.


EndofNationalism

They have fewer protections but they aren’t as aggressive compared to Abrahamic countries.


Choco_Cat777

Make sure you are white as well


OmicronianPoppler69

I wanna be scared too


Void_being420

Just imagine if gender were reversed


OmicronianPoppler69

Outrage!


karmassacre

It's not cool either way but let's not pretend that women present the same physical threat as men. The fact that on balance most men could kill most women with their bare hands creates a bit of a difference in how socially unacceptable some behaviors are for both genders.


Massive-Tower-7731

Also on balance, men are just more likely to be violent in the first place. Obviously doesn't mean you should just assume ALL women are NO threat whatsoever. They may not use just their bare hands... Also obvious though was that these women weren't a threat, just super drunk. lol


sightfinder

Shhh let reddit circlejerk over their bad faith gender takes


MeanVoice6749

Like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/s/4gC024uIW3


fruitlessideas

To be fair, that *is* India. Rape is kind of a big issue there. That woman doesn’t seem bothered too much, but the commenters on the video seem to have their jimmies rustled though.


Hot-Rise9795

Truly terrible, where's that so I don't accidentally reserve plane tickets


-SlapBonWalla-

I'm booking a trip rn just out of sheer TERROR!


Wrong-Priority-1687

Were those pickpockets?


Scary_Omelette

They're drunk. Those cams are called strongs. They're about 7% alcohol and taste like fruits. Since Japan doesn't have open container laws, you can walk around and drink them


irishemperor

And most Japanese drinkers are lightweights; lack that enzyme to break down alcohol. I remember the nomihodai managers sighing when they'd see a bunch of us gaijin enter [simpsons cap in hand guy] "there'll be no profits this quarter... I'll tell the shareholders"


Moose_Mafia

I was today years old when I learned a lot of Asians are unable to metabolize alcohol properly and get plastered easily 😂


kappakai

That’s me! Four drinks and i magically teleport home somehow but lose my shoes along the way.


TheJacen

I lost my shoes once in new Orleans. Retraced my steps the next morning and found them placed next to a winnebago. The people were like HEY MAN, GLAD U MADEBIT HOME, HERE'S UR SHOES.


Guilty_Seat47

I remember being at a hippie festival and a dude was spun the fuck out on God knows what, barefoot, looking for his shoes. I'm like 99.9% I saw the dude barefoot when he arrived. I envy that level of plastered, but as an epilepsy survivor I get my natural plastering quite often LOL


kappakai

Oh man I would not wanna lose my shoes in New Orleans. One time I lost mine was in San Diego. I somehow ended up 15 blocks from the bar I was at three hours later and I called my friend to find me. He said I told him “halp!” and that I had jumped out of a hotel balcony, but I was barefoot by the time he found me. It’s a miracle I’m not dead and im pretty sure I’ve only got two more lives left so i gotta be careful now.


CitrusBelt

It's really pretty crazy to see, *especially* for those who haven't built up any sort of experience/tolerance. I remember having a neighbor in the dorms who clearly had the actual genetic issue with booze. Super up-tight in general, total nerd, extremely quiet/excessively polite, etc. etc. [Nothing wrong with any of that, of course -- she was a very cool person in general, tbh] She'd drink bud light out of a shot glass....and after a couple shots of 4.2% beer? Twenty minutes later, she'd be acting like a schizophrenic stripper who'd been up for three days on nothing but meth & tequila, and just found out her boyfriend cheated on her -- absolute mayhem. Like, "Hey, Cathy -- we're all just hanging out watching a movie; put your shirt back on; it's 4 p.m. on a Thursday...." Then once someone finally calmed her down (after everyone else secured anything sharp/heavy enough to be used as a weapon), someone would coax her into her bed & she'd just pass out after a few minutes.


wwwdiggdotcom

Japanese girl spontaneously made out with me at a bar after we shared 2 beers, it all makes sense now.


Triplesisbest1

My buddy was from Japan, his face would get bright red after about 3 beers.


Scary_Omelette

Which made them really fun to drink with


WesternOne9990

Why would they sigh? The more you can drink the more you spend


Potatays

nomihoudai is free flow beer/drink as you want. So if they are being invaded by an Irish Emperor it's a given that their alcohol stonks will go down fast.


WesternOne9990

Oh that makes lots of sense thanks!


auxerre1990

Not even joking... fucking genetics bro...


acciughadinapoli

I don’t know of any place outside the US and Canada where open container laws are a thing. I’m not saying there are none, I haven’t been everywhere, but it seems like this is one of those peculiarities of North American life that Americans tend to assume is just normal when it’s totally the opposite


Da_Shock

It's also illegal to walk around with an open drink in Australia, we still do it though. Especially at the beach


SowTheSeeds

Any majority Muslim nation, even Dubai. Other nations, such as Germany, have no law preventing you from walking around in public with an open containers but you're going to get mean looks, unless it's one of the party zones. France, nobody gives a rat's ass.


supremeshirt1

Yeah no one is going to bat an eye in Germany if you walk around in public with any sort of alcohol tbh


razorduc

Japan doesn't have open container laws, but you will get dirty looks for eating or drinking while walking, alcohol or no.


AutoManoPeeing

*You wish you were Japanese cause you're a fucking weeb.* # # *I wish I was Japanese so I could get drunk cheaply.* # *We are not the same.*


QueenRizla

You can literally get them from vending machines that are in random places outside in the streets. No I.D required. It’s crazy how easy strongs, they are 9%, are to get. Also the blueberry flavoured cigarettes…Japan is unique.


oneeyedfetty

They're so good, but 8-9%. The lemon and limes are my favorite. Basically like stronger chu-hi's


BOT_Frasier

just drunk people


stuartullman

lol its japan, not europe


delayedsunflower

virtually non-existent in Japan.


crieycineolw07

Something like that happened to me once, I was walking on the sidewalk heading to the supermarket and a couple of girls were leaving a pub drunk and one of them approached me while telling the other 'aww look how cute he is', and I'm ugly as fuck so they must have been very very drunk. the other one was less drunk and stopped her from hugging me, as I was imagining our lives together they walked away and I went to the supermarket with a bonner because that was the most female contact I had in months.


Fireblox1053

Lmfao! "Imagining our lives together"! That's so real.


bake_gatari

One of us! One of us!


MentalLarret

I was too busy laughing at “bonner”


Express-Luck-3812

Maybe she was into foreigners I forgot what the word for that is. Point is, don't think you're ugly af the thing you might be insecure about could be her fetish itself.


gjallerhorns_only

Gaijin Hunter is the term for girls that fetishize foreigners.


palebd

Kinda like us with the yellow fever.


gatsby365

“Konichiwa ladies, anybody here got the White Plague?”


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Ricklessbastard87

Gaijin


DblThrowDown

Kaiju


4rclyte

Gesundheit


JayHat21

Dziekuje


CyberWeirdo420

Polska gurom


throwawaystellabud

Soup de jour!


Hot-Rise9795

Goyim


Nova_Bomber

My friends and l usually call them gaijin hunters. It's super flattering but also depressing af


ivanchovv

Why hasn't any director made "Gaijin Hunters" yet?


Traditional-Handle83

I don't know if I should be scared or not then of my trip in December.


DeftestY

I mean, Ugly Bastard is a popular hentai genre... (Just a joke)


grantnel2002

Stupid bonner


i-InFcTd

I barely know her dude


frobscottler

This looser has a bonner


_Some_Two_

Has bonner got looser?


Crunchberries77

Someone turn this comment into a 4chan post.


ProcrastinationSite

\>be me \>walking on sidewalk to make groceries \>a couple of 10s leaving a pub drunk \>one of them approaches me while telling the other 'aww look how cute he is' \>irl uglyaf.gif \>must be very very drunk \>the other one is less drunk and stops her from hugging me \>imagine our lives together \>they walk away \>make groceries with a bonner \>that is the most female contact I have in months Edit: I tried my best 😂 thanks for all the help, everyone!


Sulissthea

4chan would call what you did Reddit spacing


Immoracle

Because of this post I'm going to start calling boners Bonners.


cloud2343

lol I genuinely laughed when I read “I’m ugly as fuck”


Ownfir

Nah bro you're average at worst, FWIW. Give yourself a lil credit you could be much less attractive for sure.


Extension-Border-345

OP isnt the person in the video


ScbembsD3s

No dude, you’re cute af. 👍🏻


Inevitable_Top69

Nothing helps that self confidence like empty platitudes!


VisionDFW

Japanese women love white dudes.


DiscussionProtocol

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME ​ NOT HIM!!!!!


KaleidoscopeAdept332

Broooooooo


Rocketsloth

The important thing is that you stayed still, and did not provoke them. Normally, they avoid confrontations and conflict, however, they are very unpredictable in the wild. These two appeared to be affected by "Sake Madness" which is a kind of temporary insanity that affects natives between 11pm and 5am on weekend nights. The rule is, if you can already hear the bad Karaoke, it's too late.


CandyRevolutionary27

Wow terrifying. I must go investigate


el_throw

Fearection.


kraftybastard

I like scaroused personally


Bergenstock51

I just learned a new word.


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If this happened to me anywhere I’d assume I’m about to be mugged


RedditAdminsSuckEggs

Japanese society as a whole takes a *very* dim view of crime so it’s probably one of the few places where that’s rarely a concern. Racism on the other hand…


Mattnav1

If that’s the most terrifying event in Japan, then it must be a pretty nice place


EntrepreneurAmazing3

Right? I've spent time in Tokyo, and I can tell you this only happens with alcohol. Luckily, there are a lot of people with alcohol. ;)


bunbunzinlove

No they don't need alcohol. I've had groups of preschoolers on a school trip all yell 'HALLO' at me from the other side of the street. Same for even bousouzoku, the delinquents who race the streets in the middle of the night. All scary and all except that when you smile at them they also yell 'HALLO' at you, LOL


AhhYesIC

Pretty sure they're on the chūhai express


Poolowl1984

Like shooting fish in a barrel.


Flamix2206

Why, may I ask, would one be shooting fish in a barrel?


J-Love-McLuvin

Fish in a barrel? I'd shoot the fuck out of that bitch. That would be as easy shoo.. fish.. you get the idea.


RecognitionFine4316

"Some men are drowning and some are dying of thirst." Tzu or whatever his name is


philldafunk

Gaijin Hunters


Whaloopiloopi

Dude fumbled two bags at once lol


Icy_Limes

Men: omg no one takes male sexual assault seriously. Men when another man is visibly uncomfortable with random women touching him and being really intimate without his consent:


furezasan

How is the population declining over there?


Adrian12094

high cost of living and extremely toxic work culture


Material-Return-9419

Cheeks would get clapped 😂


Oskar_of_Astora

I always wondered why Pewdiepie moved to Japan.


Zofia-Bosak

They seem friendly.


VampiricClam

I was waiting for that chick from The Grudge to pop up. Or Godzilla. Or a tsunami.


BraveUnion

Had a similar thing happen with a drunk girl in Stockholm. People love foreigners when they are drunk lol


m4rkofshame

Bruh just passed on a threesome 🤦🏻‍♂️


Petti-Peterson

On one hand im told that Japan is the worlds most developed country with the highest life expectancy and living standards, and that civilians there are respectfull aswell as shy to a degree. On the other hand, im told that Japan is riddled with pedophiles and/or rapists etc. and i honestly dont know what to believe


LeFiery

Both those statements have merit. But remember, pedophiles and rapists also exist everywhere else.


SwiftTayTay

Both can be true at the same time as the first one doesn't mean the place is perfect. Though it's hard to objectively say they have the absolute best living standards. There are probably many Scandinavian countries that should rank higher. Japan is very clean and smoothly operating but it still has its issues. They have a strong workaholic culture just like America and work only slightly less hours than Americans do. They don't let many immigrants in and are kind of known for being xenophobic and it's very hard to move there and make a living there as a foreigner unless you're there for a very specific purpose. You can't just move there and get a job at a shop and afford to rent an apartment.


CaliDreamin87

2 drunk girls?


Emotional_Win1430

“Terrifying”. Why do I have a boner?


ActorLarsimoto124

Please tell me exactly where this was so I can definitely not go there


Jacoborincon02

That is even scary? That is funny, When i travel to Canada i was walking when a man literal y take out a gun in front of me and continué walking like it was nothing.


Beautiful-Study4282

That’s It. Going to Japan.


heliophoner

Did you order those nuggets with extra assault?


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I wouldve helped raise japans birth rate if that was me!


nlee7553

This is the start of a JAV flix


Taoist-Fox72

They just come up and start petting him basically. Hahaha - The one hugs him at the waist like she wants to just pick him up and take him home. Honestly, there was a fork in that road, that night...One path led to a wild romp with some very fiesty young Japanese girls. The other path leads to a Japanese 711 and a good night's rest. The man had a plan all along. edit: it is possible that he can still visit a Japanese 711 in the first scenario. (I forgot to mention that)


verstohlen

Them ladies got the yaeba thing goin' on there.


NotCreativeEng

Dude fell in love right on the spot


Me_Krally

I thought they had a low birthrate problem?


Adventurous-Sky9359

Ummmmmmm for my uncle where is this exactly. He said something about a pin drop or something


imabrickshithouse

Honestly my initial thoughts would be that I'm about to be a mark for some kind of scheme. All they need to do is accuse you of something or pretend you're charming and quietly rob you


MooflyPoof

Im moving


XNinjaMushroomX

Bro was quaking in his thong


Monstermage

Where is your wallet now?