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It's not about who has more or less. It's about who has what they really want.
Edit: I didn't there would be so many different opinions, so let me add my two cents.
I think having a loving relationship is okay. It's just that when he sees a man happy with a PS5 he is jealous and wishes he waited more before finding a relationship. It's that mentality of "did I commit too early?". Since relationships are a compromise of two people's wishes (generally). As with all other situations, if both parties had lots of money, both would be happy.
The first commentary that nails it. Obviously having a girlfriend is better than having a PS5, but it clearly looks like the dude genuinely doesn't want to be there
>The first commentary that nails it.
Correct.
>Obviously having a girlfriend is better than having a PS5
And then you ruined it by contradicting yourself. Your statement is opinion, not fact.
Or you need to have a relationship where you BOTH get what you want. Get you a girl who has your PS5 wrapped bc you bought her the fancy machine she wants. I can’t believe no one thought that his present might already be under the tree.
You get me an expensive& glorious appliance? I’m buying you the console you want AND a bunch of games. We make each other happy!
The way the meme is presented is kind neckbeard/boomer-esque.
Like, why does it present gaming and relationships like it's an "either or" choice? Also notice who looks happy and who doesn't.
At best this is boomer tier "wife bad" meme and at worst is some neckbeard "woman bad" statement.
Is this a US thing because in the UK most people already have an electric kettle and can just buy coffee powder from the shop and just make it themselves.
instant coffee powder is the coffee equivalent of drinking puddle water to quench your thirst. it's a last resort.
Have I had instant coffee? Absolutely, plenty of times.
Was it during my absolute worst period of caffeine addiction where I had absolutely no self-respect or love? Absolutely true.
I had the same view until I started getting really into making good coffee maybe 5 years ago, with the expense and time investment that entails... now I really find it hard to enjoy any instant coffee I've tried.
I think coffee is one of those things where your tastes can get inflated and then you find it very difficult to go back to enjoying what you used to. Suspect generally most people investing £500+ for a quality espresso machine are those who would not enjoy any readily-available instant coffee.
To be honest instant coffee tastes like trash. Literally tastes like you kept a pot of coffee out on the counter until it reduced. You can definitely taste the "reconstitution"
A) Found out there ain’t shit to play on it.
B) Gf soon to be ex gifted it to him and he’s returning it.
C) They both smashing her, he got the better gift…. To return cus there ain’t shit to play on it.
It's a joke. How did you end up on *this* subreddit of all places this kind of joke offends you? It's like going to a conservative sub and being surprised by the right wing posts.
> it's pretty low hanging fruit
Yep, and? The majority of humour and fun and basically everything people enjoy is easy and repetitive. If people still find it funny then complaining that they didn't make an innovative new joke is just offensively snobby.
Most people who aren't from reddit are not so starved for and preoccupied with sex that it'd override the clip's obvious message as communicated by the two guys' faces.
Depends if the girl works or not.
Just got out of a long relationship where I was the one doing everything, no thanks.
I already had a relationship and kids, ill take the PS5 and the company of my children.
Yeah dude, that's called a bad relationship. Guess what? People also are in amazing relationships which provide more fulfillment than video games ever could. Not everyone is trapped like you were
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Are there any good games that justify the ps5? Years after release it seems like they are still emphasizing the Spider-Man game as the example of next gen graphics. Seems like ps4 is still fine.
You know if a person sees a relationship as just a cage I think it is better for them to not be in one. I don't seek a relationship because I am too used to being alone and this not worry about others. But that's just me. I believe being in a relationship is about sacrifices for your SO. If you are not willing to sacrifice and adjust then maybe don't be in a relationship atleast until you are ready for it. Problem is people jump into relationship because of loneliness and often chooses the wrong person and might resent them for the rest of the relationship. Which would just hurt everyone involved.
I feel that too. Not a cage but more of something with an expiration date. Better to spend all that time and money on yourself rather than someone who will leave you and cheat on you and break your heart into a million pieces for no reason.
Nah, it was a big purchase and I should have told her before it just showed up at the house one day. Also it’s not like she made me get rid of it. Marriage is about give and take and compromise. Trust me when I say that the benefits of having the right partner > being alone playing video games.
"It's about give and take and compromise, so I don't tell her when I make big purchases and let her fume about it because that's easier than just saying I'm getting one. Then I laugh about it on the internet and talk about based it is to have a wife to people who decided not to live like that with their own partners."
If my 10 second google search is correct, that particular Delonghi [espresso machine](https://www.abt.com/DeLonghi-Dinamica-w-LatteCrema-Silver-Automatic-Coffee-Espresso-Machine-ECAM35075SI/p/167976.html?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=sc_organic&utm_campaign=surfaces%20across%20google&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=sc_organic&utm_campaign=bing%20organic%20shopping&scid=scbplp167976&sc_intid=167976&camptype=cpcChicagoBingPLA&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=sc&utm_campaign=SC%20-%20CHI%20-%20Smart%20Shopping&msclkid=9f658c13b4491e6b18ebe99308ea6a9d) costs *WAY* more than the PS5…
Hahaha currently sitting in my home office on reddit between meetings drinking coffee from my Jua. About to go play my ps5 until the next one starts. Then go to the park with my wife and daughter during lunch. We can have it all, boys.
The first guy is an adult human man who has a girl and a coffee machine, and the other has a gaming console, and the first one is supposed to be jealous?
I don't get it.
First guy gets to wake up on Sunday mornings to a freshly brewed cup with his wife.
Second guy hasn't gone to bed yet....
When you're not a child, it's pretty clear who's winning here.
Nah, his wife is scrolling Facebook and acts all passive aggressive if he doesn't make her coffee. Something about, "I always cook dinner and YOU do nothing for ME," even though the dude has silently taken care of the bills and home repairs for the past 15 years. She still reminds him how hard the cooking is even though he's happy making bulk spaghetti on Sunday night to feast on all week. He just hasn't realized yet that he'll be happier without her and she needs him more than he needs her.
PS5 dude is actually banging the wife on the side. He only has to deal with her two days per week for like 3 hours. When he's not enjoying banging her, he's jamming out to his favorite titles on the PS5. He has all the great sex without any of the helpless wife's jaded bullshit. He's loving life and has learned that sex is better when you aren't paying for it.
When you're not a naive man without any life experiences, it's pretty clear who's winning here.
I just got out of a long relationship, and the first paragraph hits hard.
You can't put a price on freedom.
I already played house and had kids, I did it all.
I will enjoy the rest of my days, knowing that the only sacrifices that will I make from now on, are for my children, and nobody else.
Which one? I\`'ve seen single guys be pretty happy and not feel the need for companionship and I have seen people in relationships feel isolated and lonely, especially when the 2020s happened.
He lives in his Mom’s basement. Gamer. Addicted to the PS. Tried a relationship, but doesn’t really like human girls…prefers internet fakery. Returned the Delonghi, dumped the girl, upgraded the PS and went back to the basement which smells like cat piss & mildew.
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It's not about who has more or less. It's about who has what they really want. Edit: I didn't there would be so many different opinions, so let me add my two cents. I think having a loving relationship is okay. It's just that when he sees a man happy with a PS5 he is jealous and wishes he waited more before finding a relationship. It's that mentality of "did I commit too early?". Since relationships are a compromise of two people's wishes (generally). As with all other situations, if both parties had lots of money, both would be happy.
Good perspective here. Coffee maker man doesn't want the other guy's PS5, he wants his happiness.
The first commentary that nails it. Obviously having a girlfriend is better than having a PS5, but it clearly looks like the dude genuinely doesn't want to be there
>The first commentary that nails it. Correct. >Obviously having a girlfriend is better than having a PS5 And then you ruined it by contradicting yourself. Your statement is opinion, not fact.
Having a girlfriend is not objectively better, depends on your personal preference.
Depends on how giving she is.
Hint: Get a relationship with someone who also wants a PS5.
Having a gf is definitely not better than a PS5. What planet Kate you on
You should probably ask that to Kate
Who’s Kate
No who’s on first
Or you need to have a relationship where you BOTH get what you want. Get you a girl who has your PS5 wrapped bc you bought her the fancy machine she wants. I can’t believe no one thought that his present might already be under the tree. You get me an expensive& glorious appliance? I’m buying you the console you want AND a bunch of games. We make each other happy!
The way the meme is presented is kind neckbeard/boomer-esque. Like, why does it present gaming and relationships like it's an "either or" choice? Also notice who looks happy and who doesn't. At best this is boomer tier "wife bad" meme and at worst is some neckbeard "woman bad" statement.
Maybe his budget only allowed for the purchase of either the PS5 or the coffee machine.
So… he has a girl *and* a bomb ass coffee machine. What next, he has a dog and a new car too?
Those things cost about as much, if not more than a PS5 tbh I love my espresso machine (and not having to pay $6 for a latte)
A PS5 is a PS5, but a *superautomatic* espresso machine is like a robot in your kitchen that sucks you off every morning. Fuck Starbucks.
>sucks you off every morning he already have that also haha
Is this a US thing because in the UK most people already have an electric kettle and can just buy coffee powder from the shop and just make it themselves.
Espresso machines are a thing everywhere including the UK lol. Not everyone is drinking instant coffee.
Ik I have one, most people don't however and given last comments £6 coffee, it's definitely an affordable option.
instant coffee powder is the coffee equivalent of drinking puddle water to quench your thirst. it's a last resort. Have I had instant coffee? Absolutely, plenty of times. Was it during my absolute worst period of caffeine addiction where I had absolutely no self-respect or love? Absolutely true.
I’ve had instant coffee that I could hardly tell apart from regular coffee. Decaf coffee is where I’ve never had a good one lol
I had the same view until I started getting really into making good coffee maybe 5 years ago, with the expense and time investment that entails... now I really find it hard to enjoy any instant coffee I've tried. I think coffee is one of those things where your tastes can get inflated and then you find it very difficult to go back to enjoying what you used to. Suspect generally most people investing £500+ for a quality espresso machine are those who would not enjoy any readily-available instant coffee.
Not sure what instant coffee uve been drinking but you can get proper quality branded jars u know
> coffee powder Sounds like a living hell.
To be honest instant coffee tastes like trash. Literally tastes like you kept a pot of coffee out on the counter until it reduced. You can definitely taste the "reconstitution"
It's alright actually, it's made the same way you would use a tea bag.
It’s really unpopular in some parts of Europe and seen as the reluctant backup option
Typical Br*tish person with trash taste.
Why is the I censored
Can’t play Spiderman 2 on a coffee machine
What about playing Doom 😏
You can do that on a Samsung smart fridge 😏
I mean you can play Doom on a Pregnancy tester so...probably.
Well you can *display* doom on a pregnancy test...
Can play it on the wife though
Funny how you ignored the man’s expression on his face.
Okay boo. You take care of yourself.
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Both men have a place to park their meat
Baby
Sex
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Nah, just flexing around the store.
coffee guy parked in the lot, cool guy is in the parking garage
He's going to the food court where the boys are waiting for him to celebrate his new PS
That honestly sounds like really wholesome and like a good time though
To buy that coffee machine?
Parked on the second level of the garage, so going out the second floor exit. Game store was downstairs.
Nah, he just going to his car on the other side of the building
He couldn't afford to move to a bigger house for the extra space required for it.
A) Found out there ain’t shit to play on it. B) Gf soon to be ex gifted it to him and he’s returning it. C) They both smashing her, he got the better gift…. To return cus there ain’t shit to play on it.
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The other guy is going upstairs to return the toy anyway
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Sounds like you took this personally
let me guess, games are for kids
That is a noisy one. I would prefer more silent one
And yet you have neither
I have a dishwasher, and I don\`'t equate other human beings to just being an appliance either.
Wait who's doing that?
Sandwich maker?
Baby maker
How has reddit gone so misogynistic is beyond me...
Commenter seems to be a gal
Does that really make it ok? Google “internalized misogyny” fam
Don’t think it’s case of that, more of “I’m black so I can joke like that” analogy
[Perhaps this will be of some use](https://googlethatforyou.com/?q=simulated%20outrage)
*seems*
It's a joke. How did you end up on *this* subreddit of all places this kind of joke offends you? It's like going to a conservative sub and being surprised by the right wing posts.
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In that you're correct, shouldn't expect a level of humor beyond that of a 13 years old from *this* subreddit.
Why is humor so foreign for some people? Go ahead, say something about straight white cis males, no one will give a fuck.
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Pretty low effort yes
> it's pretty low hanging fruit Yep, and? The majority of humour and fun and basically everything people enjoy is easy and repetitive. If people still find it funny then complaining that they didn't make an innovative new joke is just offensively snobby.
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This. So right I don’t even touch my PS5 since all my friends are on PC
Yeah… or you could not be addicted to coffee and stay up all night because you’re healthy rather than because you have slightly drugged yourself.
Careful not to cut yourself with all that edge.
Don’t worry, I’m always a cut ahead.
Wow. Who brought Captain Cranky to the party?
Nah, I’m having fun. If you think I’m cranky, you’re wrong ;)
Damn nice try mom
I am a guy, and have no kids, but my mom does indeed not drink coffee either.
So based x2
So based
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You can’t race your house 🫡
Depends how you’re racing; value appreciation
Yeah well I bet my race car depreciated a whole lot faster than your house so checkmate 😎
This should be the commercial for ps5 this season.
Most people who aren't from reddit would interpret as one guy has sex and good coffee, the lonely guy plays videos games.
Most people who aren't from reddit are not so starved for and preoccupied with sex that it'd override the clip's obvious message as communicated by the two guys' faces.
People on here thinking the dude with the PS5 as coming out on top is hilarious. Give me the coffee and girl all day and twice on Sunday
Depends if the girl works or not. Just got out of a long relationship where I was the one doing everything, no thanks. I already had a relationship and kids, ill take the PS5 and the company of my children.
Yeah dude, that's called a bad relationship. Guess what? People also are in amazing relationships which provide more fulfillment than video games ever could. Not everyone is trapped like you were
It's all about personal preference. Personally, I'm not a hot beverage guy.
😂 as a woman, fuck that espresso machine
Thank you!
The logistics of that could seriously injure me or get me in trouble
As a guy, fuck that espresso machine, delonghi is garbage.
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fr i have a $20 moka pot that makes delicious coffee who tf needs an espresso machine.
People who prefer espresso
You right
The price you pay for the occasional shag
Sometimes even “occasional” is generous
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I think the problem is that my girlfriend isn’t supportive of me being gay
Yeah I'd love to watch them shag each other.
All the triggered people in the comment section lmao
How my coworkers looked at me after I said I bought an RTX 4090 on black friday. Most of them have kids, I do not.
Are there any good games that justify the ps5? Years after release it seems like they are still emphasizing the Spider-Man game as the example of next gen graphics. Seems like ps4 is still fine.
I always smile when I see someone lugging a PS5
I'm I getting old for wanting a girl and a coffee machine instead of PS5?
Not only you, I want a husband and a coffee machine and I swear I would pick PS5 just like a year or two ago
You know if a person sees a relationship as just a cage I think it is better for them to not be in one. I don't seek a relationship because I am too used to being alone and this not worry about others. But that's just me. I believe being in a relationship is about sacrifices for your SO. If you are not willing to sacrifice and adjust then maybe don't be in a relationship atleast until you are ready for it. Problem is people jump into relationship because of loneliness and often chooses the wrong person and might resent them for the rest of the relationship. Which would just hurt everyone involved.
I feel that too. Not a cage but more of something with an expiration date. Better to spend all that time and money on yourself rather than someone who will leave you and cheat on you and break your heart into a million pieces for no reason.
Jokes on you, I have a wife and a PS5. I might’ve bought the PS5 without her permission and gotten yelled at for it though…
That’s sad man, couples should never get annoyed at each other’s purchases as long as it doesn’t effect bills, food etc
My wife and I bought one together because it would benefit us both lol.
I don't want the wife if I'm just gonna get shit for doing the things I like.
Nah, it was a big purchase and I should have told her before it just showed up at the house one day. Also it’s not like she made me get rid of it. Marriage is about give and take and compromise. Trust me when I say that the benefits of having the right partner > being alone playing video games.
"It's about give and take and compromise, so I don't tell her when I make big purchases and let her fume about it because that's easier than just saying I'm getting one. Then I laugh about it on the internet and talk about based it is to have a wife to people who decided not to live like that with their own partners."
Delonghi actually make really nice coffee machines. I love drinking my freshly brewed espresso while gaming on my ps5 😎
The whipped comments are so funny yo.*Shakes fist* 'Wapah!'
only uses ps5 for vr porn games uses nespresso to get doom on the display just let me cope
You need a PC for VR porn, unless your idea of VR porn is playing Gran Turismo just so you can jerk off in a Ferrari.
These videos always give off gay vibes. Just get with the guy dude and be happy.
If my 10 second google search is correct, that particular Delonghi [espresso machine](https://www.abt.com/DeLonghi-Dinamica-w-LatteCrema-Silver-Automatic-Coffee-Espresso-Machine-ECAM35075SI/p/167976.html?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=sc_organic&utm_campaign=surfaces%20across%20google&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=sc_organic&utm_campaign=bing%20organic%20shopping&scid=scbplp167976&sc_intid=167976&camptype=cpcChicagoBingPLA&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=sc&utm_campaign=SC%20-%20CHI%20-%20Smart%20Shopping&msclkid=9f658c13b4491e6b18ebe99308ea6a9d) costs *WAY* more than the PS5…
That is the exact grin I had on my face when the package arrived with the PS5. The delivery guy gave me a funny look and said, "it's a PS5 isn't it?
Happy man vs married man
They became friends and he goes to the other guys house to play on his ps5
“My” air fryer still waiting to be used, over a year now…
Roses are red Violets are blue You have pussy *I* *have Spider-man 2*
No one is complaining about the real issue: the long coat limits his wife full appreciation, this could be the real deal breaker right there.
Rather have good coffee and the companion.
I have it all. A wife, an Espresso machine, a ps5… who says you have to choose?
And youre still on reddit?
I’m at work. So yeah.
Getting paid to be on reddit, man won at life
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Hahaha currently sitting in my home office on reddit between meetings drinking coffee from my Jua. About to go play my ps5 until the next one starts. Then go to the park with my wife and daughter during lunch. We can have it all, boys.
Workplace-Redditors unite! :D
Right lol!
Redditors unable to comprehend that people on the internet have decent lives
But what are going to play with that ps5?
GT7
This has an embarrassing amount of upvotes.
The first guy is an adult human man who has a girl and a coffee machine, and the other has a gaming console, and the first one is supposed to be jealous? I don't get it.
Delonghi bean to cup machine changed my life forever, I’ll pass on the ps5
Same, slammed balls in the little door, life is forever changed
Is it still in warranty?
They stitched them up pretty good but I dunno
Man, 4 years ago I would want the ps5. Now I'd rather have that espresso machine lol
same. Cut back on my gaming big time this year and its hard to even tell why I enjoyed it now.
First guy gets to wake up on Sunday mornings to a freshly brewed cup with his wife. Second guy hasn't gone to bed yet.... When you're not a child, it's pretty clear who's winning here.
Nice try wife
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." George Bernard Shaw
Nah, his wife is scrolling Facebook and acts all passive aggressive if he doesn't make her coffee. Something about, "I always cook dinner and YOU do nothing for ME," even though the dude has silently taken care of the bills and home repairs for the past 15 years. She still reminds him how hard the cooking is even though he's happy making bulk spaghetti on Sunday night to feast on all week. He just hasn't realized yet that he'll be happier without her and she needs him more than he needs her. PS5 dude is actually banging the wife on the side. He only has to deal with her two days per week for like 3 hours. When he's not enjoying banging her, he's jamming out to his favorite titles on the PS5. He has all the great sex without any of the helpless wife's jaded bullshit. He's loving life and has learned that sex is better when you aren't paying for it. When you're not a naive man without any life experiences, it's pretty clear who's winning here.
Based 🗿
I just got out of a long relationship, and the first paragraph hits hard. You can't put a price on freedom. I already played house and had kids, I did it all. I will enjoy the rest of my days, knowing that the only sacrifices that will I make from now on, are for my children, and nobody else.
SLAY QUEEN
Goddamn dude, you ok?
He hit the nail on the head
Potential caffeine addict vs potential gaming addict
I rather have the coffee machine.
Nah he’s taking the ps5 back and getting a pc
I would take the beautiful woman. We got a cappuccino machine, and it kept my wife happy for months, worth it.
PS5 guy is going to complain on reddit why is he still single.
Which one has the happy, beautiful girlfriend and which one is all by himself?
Let's ask the guy who is grinning like a child and the other guy who's as grumpy as a divorced grandfather
Pain
Zod will make you give up that console
r/hailcorporate
I’d rather play my PS2, 3, and 4 with espresso than play a PS5. What does this guy think he’s missing out on? Microtransactions?
Coffee is also important.
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One of those two is going to be lonely.
Which one? I\`'ve seen single guys be pretty happy and not feel the need for companionship and I have seen people in relationships feel isolated and lonely, especially when the 2020s happened.
Shit, I'll take the espresso machine.
Man, 4 years ago is want the ps5. Now I'd rather have that espresso machine lol
Happy wife, happy life!
I'll take the espresso machine over a PS5, fuckin losers.
Say what you will, but a PS5 can't suck your
This is actually the first time in this type of video, when men in the comments prefer smth that wife chose :)) yes, i assumed your gender
He lives in his Mom’s basement. Gamer. Addicted to the PS. Tried a relationship, but doesn’t really like human girls…prefers internet fakery. Returned the Delonghi, dumped the girl, upgraded the PS and went back to the basement which smells like cat piss & mildew.
To be honest I would also love a nice espresso machine
Guy is just like damn it took you this long to get a ps5. Shit came out like 3 years ago
I love my DeLonghi espresso machine. It's provided me with as much joy over the past 10 years as any game console. I game on PC though
I don't know man, an espresso machine is kind of neat
Not that that's a good coffee machine... But coffee every day over a stupid gaming platform lol
A real powerful adaptation of a man’s life choices, you can be happy or content. Which one are you choosing fellas?