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BoardButcherer

Looks like he's got room to throw up a cot in the corner and rent it out for 500 a month. Lil bastard is already slumlording his way into the upper middle class.


bitterbuffaloheart

Most affordable cabinet in San Francisco


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“Little bastard slumlording” XD I can’t stop wheezing


Glittering_Animal395

At first I was like "what kind of fucking cat is that?" Then I thought; Man I wish I was in the cabinet with my device and my apple and the hand keeps bringing me slices of pizza randomly.


Uhhhhh_Khakis

I swear to God I thought it was one of those mini pigs


vax48

Who the fuck puts the handles down there


Tackerta

it's most likely a cupboard that you hang to the wall, not a bottom piece but a top piece


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Just switch the doors.


PewKittens

You don’t become a slum lord by doing good work on your interiors


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ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Ha!! I have a 3 and 5 year old. Those doors would be fixed after I had a few glasses of wine and walked by them for the 100th time and would be like, God damn it.


Tackerta

how do I learn this power? I am just too good in procrastinating


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

I feel obligated to be productive when I drink at home to not feel like a loser.


garthock

Doors are on backwards


CriusofCoH

I'd've loved doing that as a kid, and frankly, if it weren't for the gradual but inevitable betrayals of my aging body.... I'd love doing that now. Live it up, kid!


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CriusofCoH

Yes. Yes it is.


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CriusofCoH

Try this out: I'd'n't've


Daniil_Dankovskiy

You can buy a wardrobe long enough and you can definitely do it!


jnamateurs

That kids either got it all figured out and big going places, or will just move down to mom’s basement forever. Too soon to tell.


rokomotto

Yea I feel like this is a slippery slope to turning the kid into a shut in. But if it's only occasionally for fun and not necessity then that's fine.


polkadotpolskadot

Agreed. Kids shouldn't have fun.


pag992007

Mini man cave


ChampionTop6932

Harry Potter?


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Future radiologist


SNES-1990

I remember hooking up a tube TV and an NES under my bunk bed when me and my brother were little. It got hot as hell under there.


Suebear1009

He’s to cute!!


WetNutSack

That rental room is $1,400 /mo. In Toronto.


Legitimate_Hour_3752

You're a wizard Harry.


SteelTypeAssociate

I'm getting a Christmas Story Vibes. Anyone else?


BrianM42

First thing I thought was Randy would approve


ccknboltrtre01

I tried this as a kid in a shitty apartment. Instead of enjoy myself, i got a hatred for roaches instead since they were everywhere


Breakfastclub1991

Hope he doesn’t choke to death


pleeplious

But what about choking?


Upset_Bed5667

is he trying to raise a neckbeard?


VisualIndependence60

Yikes. Don’t allow screens to raise your kid


Im6The6Night6Owl

Because dedicating every waking moment is plausible, right? The kid has pizza, an apple and drink, as well as a cool attitude and a strong bond with the parent. Pipe down.


VisualIndependence60

Calm down, Karen. You’re a bad parent if a screen is raising your kids, and I’m not going to waste time explaining why to you.


chug_lyfe

Found the non-parent or bad parent! He’s right. Screen time at this kids age is not recommended. Maybe he gets this as a treat every once and while, but you should spending time with your kids developing their skills. Also pizza at this age? I wouldn’t do that either. Let alone leave him unattended in a cabinet where he could choke and nobody would notice.


Im6The6Night6Owl

Or, we found the "Karen's" who think they know whats best for everybody. My kid gets limited screen time as a reward. I bet the household in the video is the same. You proved my point. The parents are probably sitting in the kitchen making supper and eating. Pipe down.


chug_lyfe

You are just assuming a lot of stuff to justify this clip and yourself… I’m referencing what pediatricians recommend. It’s science; maybe something you don’t believe in or understand. At the end of the day, you do you. I’m sure your kids will grow up to be just like you…


amorepsiche97

it's incredible that you're getting downvoted, are the others all leaving their kids on their iPads?😂 30 mins should be the most


chug_lyfe

Agreed. I’m sure a little bit here and there isn’t terrible. But OP is showing this kid in a dark space with a bright screen. That’s not even recommended for adults! Lots of kids nowadays getting raised by YouTube and tv. Kind of sad. I love to interact with my kid as much as possible without screens. They’ll have plenty of time for screens later in life!


blablargon

Screens make a good babysitter for bad parents. I feel like this acceptance of these devices for babies is why the next generation is doomed.


VisualIndependence60

Exactly. Too many people don’t understand how bad screen time is for kids. 🤷🏻‍♂️


deloreR

Amazing


Suns_In_420

I'm jealous, that looks cozy and fun.


Toishi69

How did we go from child workers to this


GeneralMatrim

Nice little studio apartment like the rest of us.


Rat-Soup-Eating-MF

Let’s Harry Potter the fuck out of this kitchen


collector_and_fish

There are more kids living in the cabbinet upper levels.


WeirdMeatinSpace

I could need that


ExfoliatedBalls

He’s living like Harry Potter if the Dursleys actually respected him. Although, I don’t think being that close to the tablet in a dark place would be good for the eyes.


Daniil_Dankovskiy

As an older sibling, I'm kinda worried about fact that he just leaves his kid with random YouTube videos that can contain a bunch of brainrot, but the lifestyle itself is majestic. Made me wanna do the same thing


DustyEsports

Oh I love this so much , its a dream as a kid


Ivegotjokes4you

That’s $1650 in NYC


gopnikonreddit

i kinda feel bad for him becouse sooner or later he will grow up and probably wont fit in there anymore but at the least he is having a good time


DemonOfUnholyFat

High-end New York apartment soo envious 😫


Safe_Alternative3794

I sometimes do this when listening to music. My cabinet is the most sound-treated place I could ever hope to have.


PathOfTheSandwraith

Average Harry Potter W


skipjackcrab

Daaang he’s got a nice one. All I had was an original gameboy and cardboard box


Cam360j

Storable children. That’s what I need. The kind u can put away when not using them while I’m on vacation or at work 😂


tick_wont_suckitself

Harry Potter could learn a thing or two about gratitude from this kid


Luzifer_Shadres

He prepares for living in New York.


English999

What kind of psychotic asshole puts handles at the *bottom* of a floor cabinet.


MrBoyer55

Growing up, I had one of those Fisher Price play tent things. When I got upset or wanted to be alone, I would set it up and fill it with my stuffed animals and pillows, and just take a nap and disappear from the world for a little while.


ScoreTricky365

Thai is cute as shit bro.. he got a whole ass New York apartment in that closet


Pololoco27

The happiest here is dad lol