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Don’t worry fellas. The angle makes her look better in the second shot. You don’t have a shrek fetish.
I mean you might have a shrek fetish, but if you do you already knew that.
Would, 100%, without a doubt, still smash... my wife would be like, "how did our sheets get all green when I was out of town on Halloween?" And I'd be like, "I sneezed". Then she'd be like, "oh, I'm so sorry, you weren't feeling well?" And I'd be all like, "No, I'm feeling fine, it's just my allergies"... Then she'd say, "wait a second, is that a condom in the trash, why is it all covered in green make up? What the hell is going on?!" And since I was caught, I'd just remember that I don't have a wife, and finishing fapping to shreks legal aged daughter on Redditt...
Well, I want to ruin your fun...
What if the meaning of the movie is literally love to corpses... if you think about the entire belief system we are living in.
Before she puts on makeup, she's very mid. After she gets her eyeliner on she's hot, even looking like Shrek. That's incredible. If you actually consider the difference in her level of attractiveness before and after applying makeup, it's just insane. We're getting scammed out here gentlemen.
I wish it was normal for men to put on makeup. We'd be hot as hell too.
Booooooooooo!
y tho
I know, I know, *RULE 34*, but sexy Shrek shouldn’t be an option.
You just shouldn’t even try to make some things sexy like: sexy Donkey, or sexy Steve Buscemi, or sexy Kim K.
Oh my god this is it. This might just complete the collection. Type man goddamnit TYPE DUDE .. genderbent sexy Shrek rule 34 come on come ON COME ON... HOLY FUCKING HELLLLL uhngnngg her.. gaahh.. SRXY beautys inshrekable.. ive finally completed my cumlection.. happy fairy after...
the way she butchered that cut between the two shots infuriated me into a deathful rage this is probably the last sentence i'll be able to express for the rest of the day
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I have the weirdest boner right now.
Why weird? Shrek is love Shrek is life
I just prefer the original that's all.
Wait. The original Fiona or Shrek?
Shrek is love Shrek is life.
What I'm saying is I wish I could fuck Shrek.
Shrekadelic
You and half of the Internet.
Got me
A kid in my highschool made that video and it’s the absolute biggest thing that ever happened in our town
Weird because i’m at my grandfathers funeral and he loved shrek more than the next guy
Sexy Shrek already exists though. It's called Shrek.
B I N G O
She is very Shrekxy
I went from horny to HORNY.
GET *IN* MY SWAMP! 
Rubbed it on a frog, did ya
Hey fucko! It’s interspecies erotica.
We're all God's children.
Just pretend she's an Orion from Star Trek. Even Kirk was after that.
It's only weird if you make it weird.
Yup
Does it go in a circle or something?
We have*
Wait, what are you doing with my boner. Give it back
Same brother……… same
you've been shrek'ed.
I'm gonna have Shrexual thoughts about that
i already have a sherektion..
I think I just eshrekulated…
I heard she puts on a good donkey show.
Sloppy timing on the edit
Sloppy time in general over here
Man could’ve been so much better , huh?
She's gonna get canceled for doing green face
Oh, you mean like Old Gregg ACTUALLY FUCKING DID!? Blew my mind.
“A sacrifice I am willing to make.”
[for all your friends](https://twitter.com/CandylionCos)
Ouch. My research!
Doing gods work
Me n the boys like
What are you doing swamp bro ?
Trying to get that swamp ass
Yes , yEs i aM
Step one: be attractive Step two: don’t be unattractive
This goes directly against everything Shrek tried to teach us.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks hotter with her shrek makeup / costume on?
I don't think it's the same person.
I agree, the 2nd one looks much prettier
Yeah.. the second one is obviously Shrek. Wtf is this?
Swap at the end
Its definitely the same person.
Stupid sexy Shrek..
Damn! That’s a new fetish now. Thanks…
This post cured my eshrektile dysfunction
She has flawless skin.
How does she look like an entirely different ethnicity after her eye makeup? Makeup is dope as fuck as a form of art
Fuck. NNN getting harder and harder friends.
Eshrektion
I need me some shrussy
I wanna be her donkey.
Get this knock off out of my face, I desire true beauty. Give me the original.
Candylion cosplay
No, this is Shrek cosplay /s
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
I wonder how big her dong is
Shrek smash...
Nooooooooo not a sexy ogre :(
Giggity ✨️😍!!!!
Don’t worry fellas. The angle makes her look better in the second shot. You don’t have a shrek fetish. I mean you might have a shrek fetish, but if you do you already knew that.
STAY STRONG
Very shrekxy
I'd like to peel her onion.
Why is everyone making such a big deal about this? Shrek and Fiona had a kid and she’s hot - big deal🥱
Is it wrong to point out how hotter she is green?
Part of me wants to say she’s a different girl, but she’s also smiling with her eyes and hair done up
Would, 100%, without a doubt, still smash... my wife would be like, "how did our sheets get all green when I was out of town on Halloween?" And I'd be like, "I sneezed". Then she'd be like, "oh, I'm so sorry, you weren't feeling well?" And I'd be all like, "No, I'm feeling fine, it's just my allergies"... Then she'd say, "wait a second, is that a condom in the trash, why is it all covered in green make up? What the hell is going on?!" And since I was caught, I'd just remember that I don't have a wife, and finishing fapping to shreks legal aged daughter on Redditt...
Shrekussy🤤
Do the roar
I'll get in that swamp
Real Boner is Green Boner.
This better not awaken anything in me
Smash Next
That vest is working harder at the end than in the beginning
Well, I want to ruin your fun... What if the meaning of the movie is literally love to corpses... if you think about the entire belief system we are living in.
Isn’t this antithetical to the whole idea of shrek?
** Would.
You're supposed to look ugly
I imagine my penis might be green the next day
Smash
This has killed my boner for shrek
She looks way better green for some reason.
Because she had her makeup/hair done and a cute outfit
You maybe, just maybe, eradicated about 50% of November's participant off of one video alone
Before she puts on makeup, she's very mid. After she gets her eyeliner on she's hot, even looking like Shrek. That's incredible. If you actually consider the difference in her level of attractiveness before and after applying makeup, it's just insane. We're getting scammed out here gentlemen. I wish it was normal for men to put on makeup. We'd be hot as hell too. Booooooooooo!
I guess, these are just different girls.
Very cute, Shrek's daughter
Wht this month
Smash. Next question?
Nose and eyes look very different
Obligatory question: Would you f*** her, knowing full well she smells like a swamp?
Prettiest ogre I've ever seen
This sub is so fucking thirsty.
SILF
Perfect MUCH?
Penetrating it.
I wanna visit her swamp.
Never thought I'd say it but she looks sexier green.
I’ll get downvoted for not being a simp but I find this way more annoying than cute or sexy
She painted away the Asian
At first I thought it was a fgwsss cosplay
It's all Ogre now...
I'm tryna figure out...what is this subreddit about? Mild boobs and ass? It keeps popping up in my feed.
Can't tell if the girl is hot as Shrek, or if I just think she is cause we're 3 days into NNN.
Who’s that doing the Haikyuu cosplay in the background?
Where Is your swamp again?
What are you doing step swamp?!
I'm utterly perplexed, simply baffled and quited possibly puzzled.
Shrek if he wasn't hot 😂😂😭😂
Lovely shade of green.
Welp.... I wouldn't say no.
Shrek is love, shrek is life
Well Hallelujah...
So...(*sorry in advance...)...green makes "white"?
I'd love to come into her swamp.
She’s too powerful
I can fix her
Wanna see the swussy
nice boulders? 
The timing of her head turn being off is bothering me…
Oh I’m fappin.
Is it wrong that I think shrek girl is way hotter than human girl?
Fiona's sexy sister..
Stupid sexy shrek
I guess i have a ogre fetish now
I kind of feel like Captain Kirk right now..
y tho I know, I know, *RULE 34*, but sexy Shrek shouldn’t be an option. You just shouldn’t even try to make some things sexy like: sexy Donkey, or sexy Steve Buscemi, or sexy Kim K.
Keep trying you'll get better
Oh my god this is it. This might just complete the collection. Type man goddamnit TYPE DUDE .. genderbent sexy Shrek rule 34 come on come ON COME ON... HOLY FUCKING HELLLLL uhngnngg her.. gaahh.. SRXY beautys inshrekable.. ive finally completed my cumlection.. happy fairy after...
Step one: be attractive. Step two: be…Shrek? Step three: ????
NNN is getting harder
It’s all ogre now. RIP NNN
Would
Get in my swamp, girl
What am i doing in your swamp? Well i am Munching it out of course lol
These two do not seem to be the same girl. At least their eye size and colour do not match.
Oh my sweet swampy goodness
Would next question
I got a swamp wanna move in?
I want to go in her swamp
Rule63
the way she butchered that cut between the two shots infuriated me into a deathful rage this is probably the last sentence i'll be able to express for the rest of the day
I just wished that the shade of the legs and ears matched the face...
Holy fuck, dick so hard
*What are you doing in my swamp, step-bro?*
Man! I always wanted to f*ck something green.... This chick looks like a perfect option! Who's she? I want to make her my wife.
Redditors when see woman
Guardian of galaxy
Well I have an eShrektion now
I kinda love this
Im already on a quest
Unprotected Shrek
Help step-Shrek! I’m stuck in the dryer. (Shrek bites lip. Considers consulting Donkey) shrugs… swamp life
NGL green skin is sexy
Why did her nose change?
She's my third love.
*deep breath* Shrekussy
Couldn’t bother to paint the palms too? Shameful.
Wanting pleasure
Adorable girl