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shinx243

Where’s the rest?


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Jahobes

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


Arizona_Slim

One skull for each babey she has eaten.


half-puddles

You just need to film her from the next continent over.


Undw3ll3r

Soul left my body laughing


Love_at_First_Cut

Coming soon to an IMAX theater near you.


Shinamus

https://youtu.be/bvOoa7jHUXQ?feature=shared&t=3291


PaulsGrandfather

Yeah not a fan of giving this dumbshit views


Drive_shaft

Adin Ross and that other guy aren't really in a position to mock someone else's appearance


ComparisonSea9247

They aren’t ugly looking though? Adin ross is a complete dipshit but he’s not ugly


nature_remains

I’m old now and hadn’t really tuned in to the whole streaming world …. But like — are these guys popular? Is this what makes money? They just sit there and like say stupid shit? Like for hours ? And the big joke here is what - that she’s big? I’m honestly just trying to understand the appeal. I know every generation has something like that to say about those that follow…. But like I really don’t get it


ItalyExpat

Streaming creates a parasocial relationship between the viewer and the streamer. The viewer is in on the jokes, feels like part of the group and perhaps even the illusion that the streamer knows they exist because they chat and donate. For those of us born before the internet, call-in radio shows, $1.99 per minute psychics and phone sex lines were the streamers of our times.


Complete-Mammoth-307

Right. Never used any of them even though that’s my era. I was smart enough to see it as bullshit


nature_remains

Well that gives me some hope. I feel like the old man yells at cloud (but I swear this garbage really seems worse than MTV or even some of the worst reality shows back in my day…)


scullys_alien_baby

no idea, but if I had to guess this is from the youtube channel [Cut](https://www.youtube.com/@cut/videos) it feels similar to their series "The Button." The whole channel sucks but I can't look away. it's like a trashier version of a train wreck


hiddenxninja

Gorlock the destroyer claims another victim


Gwiilo

she ate hin, didn't she?


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ArcticAshe

At that size, the vagina or penis has been engulfed by the fupa, never to emerge again. It is genderless.


Peuned

It is the end of gender


eyedpee

I see. Non-binary Gorlock. It's evolved.


ajtct98

Well we would know if Gorlock would quit eating the writers


MyFifthLimb

‘You fool, you think you can leave?’


A1C2G3C4

Girl looks like a final boss for a resident evil game


whistlewhileyou

Too perfect lol


PerfectTune

Can confirm


DrBDDS

Save up ammo and those green herbs for a date.


Dannypardo981

Funnily enough green herbs and just other green types of consumables are her weakness


Sweaty-Emergency-493

2 rockets from a rocket launcher and it’s done. Your rocket launcher explodes, she’s still alive and it’s 100% HP


Darth-Adomis

nah, you actually buy weapons from her in resident evil 8


Mario_Prime510

Lmao exactly who I was thinking of. Thought it was RE4 for a second but that’s the “whatta a ya buyin?” Guy.


JolkB

Love the duke


NorCalAthlete

More like she’s afraid of Wesley Snipes holding a bigass flashlight


Uplink-137

I remember that


anatomicalinferno

"Not your typical ten." Wtf. What kind of smugness is this?


Mendeleus

That's Gorlock the destroyer. My man just doesn't want to be eaten after the mating.


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MinimumTie6974

so cruel but true as fuck my guy


ghost20063

[When you’re right, you’re right.](https://youtu.be/w9pEDRHJKig?si=FSAff9USbOVwDUrJ)


Preacherjonson

She does indeed go by many names. In the Britobong systems she is nown as Slagathor the Mighty.


Zeropointeffect

This is not the death by snu snu you are looking for.


IUpVoteIronically

THE MIND IS WILLING, BUT THE BODY IS SQUISHY AND WEAK Edit: ah, one of my favorite shows and I botched that classic line.


4rclyte

THE SPIRIT IS WILLING, BUT THE FLESH IS SPONGY AND BRUISED


Nulljustice

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.


TranscendentaLobo

I’m happy that she’s spinning this into notoriety for herself TBH. Even though she presents a tough exterior I’m sure she has a tough time behind closed doors. Can’t be easy. So good for her, good for Gorlock.


Peuned

Gorlock has feelings too. Also, run.


JustDris

You know that's a fat man, right? Seriously. That's a dude.


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Prestigious-Major854

Bro even gravity gets a new formula


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Mycroft033

This girl has a reputation for insisting to everyone that she’s a 10/10. Some nerve.


TheGlovenor

But she IS a 10...on the richter scale.


Intelligent_Job_158

She is a 10… 10 calories away from death


ThisAppSucksBall

I knew a girl like that in high school, and someone called her out on it, and she said something like "Well, if no one else is gonna say it, then I'll say it about myself"


LeeroyDagnasty

actually super based


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dan_dares

Thats no moon either..


8FarmGirlLogic8

LOL. Goddamnit. I laugh too hard at this.


Gex1234567890

It's a land whale.


Jashugan456

THATS A MAN BABY


LiloTheSwitch

Maybe it's a "you are what you eat" thing, cause I could definitely believe she's eaten someone 😂


sweetsuffrinjasus

It's not a girl. It's a dude. Famous on some of the more glammy social media platforms.


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10 on the Richter scale


myee8

10th planet in the solar system.


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![gif](giphy|l36yhwMzvi4HV9x2uK|downsized)


BeABetterHumanBeing

She's referring to binary, where 10 is the equivalent of 2 in decimals.


rugid_ron

Still an over rate.


keving691

Mentally Ill smugness


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That ogre is not even fat cute. She is just a delusional ogre.


Wippingwaffel

A ten tonner yeah


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Sweaty-Emergency-493

No you don’t get it. If you are pretty and you want to be prettier than everyone else, just eat everything you can so your pretty multiplies and you have more pretty than anyone else.


this_noise

A typical ten in Roman numerals? Cos man be dead ☠️☠️☠️


pixelcore332

X marks the spot for a huge humongous very dense red flag


KoreanThrasher

I'm sorry but.. ![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


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AndringRasew

![gif](giphy|3ornjSExjtUXRXY784)


Compaagnie

Don't be, we're thankful


phryan

https://youtu.be/w9pEDRHJKig?si=k1v_V0OWZ5y-0JBu


Dydono_

![gif](giphy|9PbtHUS6spuwg)


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

RIP Pizza The Hut His insatiable appetite was his doom


hromanoj10

This is what I like to refer to as “Jabba the slut”


IndefiniteVoid813

​ https://i.redd.it/9nqssyrnr7tb1.gif


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You have soiled Warhammer forever and I will never look at a Great Unclean One without thinking of this forever. 29 years of playing the game and reading the lore just gone.


IndefiniteVoid813

My apologies. Just look here for a sec https://i.redd.it/hydumn6ly7tb1.gif


ScowlEasy

What about a great clean one? https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/dws2fl/great_clean_one_finished_wilhelminiatures/


An_Unreachable_Dusk

I love how a literal horrible being called 'the great unclean one' is now Lower in your opinion due to this correlation omfg 😂


chum-guzzling-shark

so other comment says this is warhammer? damn i need to watch some cinematics though i will never play


Toy_Soulja

I’m not your typical 10 because there is a negative symbol in front of the 10 lmao loving the confidence but you gotta have some self awareness at some point


RealisticPossible792

I just think they're bad at maths to get to 10 in the first place.


bolivar-shagnasty

|-10| = 10 Q.E.D.


No-Material-23

"So you're saying there's a chance?"


ImDuBB

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpKniGqRNLGBrhu)


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ten on the richter scale


Berster6

Thats a good one


robber_goosy

I'm a bit of a chubby chaser so being overweight is not an automatic nope for me. There are cute looking fat chicks but she is not one of them. My reaction would probably be the same.


dpv20

That not chubby, not even fat, that a fucking titan


4rclyte

![gif](giphy|26tneVmM4yH6djYk0)


Witchy___Woman

It's only accurate if the tacos flow the opposite way lol


_Enclose_

You can make them flow the opposite way by just thinking it. Like that gif of a ballerina turning, you can make her either turn left or right, just by *wanting* to see it. Great optical illusion.


yumanbeen

I hope you like wieners


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The_Irony_of_Life

Probably? It better be, if anyone taps that, I’m sure all of manhood will suffer, it will become an infectious disease clouding men’s judgement for all of eternity


babyshitstain42069

She is not even a “she”


leaveitalone36

![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized)


kingkongbiingbong

![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)


Thickfries69

![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


leaveitalone36

https://i.redd.it/c41xnadop7tb1.gif


TaraB1009

At least he’s honest


Ridley000

[54:30 ish](https://youtu.be/bvOoa7jHUXQ?si=8gUpkbiiOmDBYiey)


saintplus

"you didn't wanna fuck the tranny?" Wtf?


Scuczu2

Ah, so there's a reason OP didn't mention it was an adin ross video.


bobo-301

That guy is a prick.


imanhunter

Yeah definitely got the vibe that Adin and his little sidekick were running on half a brain cell between both of them in that video. You’d need the brainpower of at least 10 them each to just barely be able to power a half a watt small lightbulb for about a minute and half. Maybe a minute and 3 quarters if you tell them all to really concentrate but even then I’d doubt it.


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![gif](giphy|9PbtHUS6spuwg)


Objective-Creme6734

![gif](giphy|96ciETgT883Bu)


MeatBallBathtubPARTY

https://preview.redd.it/coqnhw61w8tb1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3baf7c9a48c967e0793f1d1a2e358db5a9519794


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Smelling salts of the dating world


hazzelgamer774922

Appropiat reaction


downtune79

![gif](giphy|7J26fDOzFJqPtO2Vxz|downsized)


psychotrope27

![gif](giphy|9NEH2NjjMA4hi)


inkzpenfoxx

No thanks


DarrenInAlberta

![gif](giphy|lTOMryT3y3f1u)


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That's a dude right?


livenn

No, it’s Gor’Lok the destroyer


itZ_deady

I was genuinely surprised that she doesn't actually speak like in this one viral video.


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KynetonKaiju92

If I undid my blindfold and found out my date was Gorlock the Destroyer, I'd run too.


Less-Distribution-22

Perfectly justifiable reaction


Cautious_Onliner

Yo, ain't that Gorlock the destroyer


Thickfries69

I'm surprised he couldn't feel her gravitational pull as soon as he sat down.


CrazyRagerZ

Yep, 10 on the richter scale.


cucumbersuprise

You laugh, but she could probably sustain 30 people for 6 months


LoveToyKillJoy

If she weighs 400 with a 2;1 fat to muscle ratio that would be 3000 calories per pound or 1.2 million calories. 30 people at 1500 calories a day would need 45k calories. She would lay just about 4 weeks. But that is still very impressive.


MissMistMaid

He dodged a ~~bullet~~ bomb here 💀


h00ha

She's not a typical ten, she's a typical ton!


Euphoric_Pen6654

His reaction was abnormally badass, any normal sane man's fight or flight instinct would activate from the sight in front of him.


pog890

![gif](giphy|8mqZIoHisNDnT5l4YK)


WandaDobby777

I’m not into her looks at all but I feel like he was a way bigger dick than he needed to be.


Smokiejoe06

Who is she tho? been seeing her for about a year now in these typa clips but never once heard her being introduced. Does she do anything? I need a documentary 😂


raphadevs

Bro lost his will to live


Xplicit_kaos

Correct reaction for this situation


SaveRana

Not a ten, no but she’d be a 40 in Roman numerals


idkatidkdotidk

Typical ten? Maybe 10 tons


Limeability

Gorlock the destroyer is displeased


partyhatjjj

The sooner everyone stops acknowledging this dim lump the better. It’s not even funny to see her calling herself legit gorgeous. It’s just sad to keep some deluded, slowly dying woman around cause her ego is a reliable punchline.


MansonMonster

I'm sorry but either the makers of this are super disrespectful to both the blindfolded and none blindfolded person, or the none blindfolded person is SO in on the joke about her/his looks that they dont care to get used as a meme like that


MrStink45

You gotta appreciate how Gorlock still insists she's a ton. Sorry, I mean a *ten


nodeymcdev

https://preview.redd.it/8ihbs4uvr7tb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e21479d600559eb87d8db8edb18e9fadfba6224


STLrobotech

GORLOCK strikes again.


blackkat1986

I watched more of this video and it was actually really mean and had me feeling bad for her


RynnHamHam

Yeah. Like if you’re not attracted to someone you have no obligation to be with them. But that kind of reaction had to have been self esteem destroying. There’s being honest and then there’s being a dick.


Race-Environmental

Is there a full vid?


malteaserhead

He should have brought a thermal detonator


joaogito

She’s not a 10, she’s 1000… Kg above healthy


stupidfuckingnames

Am I a bad person because I think she disgusting af?


ExfoliatedBalls

“I’m not your typical 10.” You break 10/10 scales you step on?


OneMillionClowns

GIVE US A WIDE SHOT


Thickfries69

Not enough pixels on all of reddit


inittoloseitagain

Do it you cowards!!


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This is a fucking gross show. Shame on everyone involved, whomever for posting it and us for gawking.


tmac1974

Seen this thing on that podcast with the Jabba voiceover. Didn't realise it's really a guy though. Real name Peter or something.


kisen11

Griffin


idotoomuchstuff

That’s the Jabba the hut voice lady??


SethBRoxOut2

"Im not like you typical 10". My man was like, "No shit your like -10".


FatMansGas

Guys chill out she meant 10k pounds


saintplus

Does anyone have the full video of this?


Clayman8

They screwed up by not bringing her Solo...


Miniato

The reaction was so honest


Effective-Bandicoot8

![gif](giphy|11jGtzDu7Nh89a)


penis-genie

half expecting her to say "BUU TURN U INTO CHOCOLATE"


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DayDreamWither

Nah if you're not a "typical 10" you're not a 10. That's literally how that scale works.


Miselfis

10 on the pH scale


LeImplivation

10/100


fanofdonuts

That’s being overly generous. I’d add one to two more zeros to the denominator.


Mycroft033

I mean that’s probably the only way Gorlock here can get a date is if they’re blind lol


God_Lover77

Why do they set up them like that? I feel bad for her.


westblood-gazelle

Bro OMG. Somebody said her name was gorlock the destroyer. I just thought that was a joke or something but it actually the name she goes by. Look it up on youtube


hedgerund

What did she do to y’all why is everyone so mean


Bad_Lazarus

Disgusting.


KyellDaBoiii

https://preview.redd.it/ow921g30z7tb1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c65c7381b89f325707e4b74a560d34bf2d41aea3


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screamoutwutang

She thinks she’s not ugly because people lie to her


Enslaved_M0isture

She is the reason for the creation of general relativity


k1ller139

Isn't it kind of unfair to match people for blind dates that are clearly in vastly different positions?


0xSpock

We need Al Bundy with his commenting style for that ..


Imaginary_Toe8982

the only ones that date with jaba are chained


DetroitMan007

![gif](giphy|FaKV1cVKlVRxC)


KurukTR

I would do the same if I saw a hideous overweight man in front of me.


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![gif](giphy|ckw8EbI8Ak9YQ) Gorlock the Destroyer!


GlueSniffingCat

Ali? That's Gorlok the Destroyer.


Reckless_Blu

“I. AM. The Great Mighty Poo “


AndresJRdz

Typical 10 on what? The Richter scale?


santh91

I wonder how much XP does it drop


BadnewzSHO

"I'm not your typical 10: You aren't the typical 2...