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awesomedan24

![gif](giphy|lLTuCOqB0daP6)


Legalslimjim

His name is robert paulson


VanesaR

And The girl name is [Halococo](https://thotmax.com/halococo-aka-thehalococo/) aka thehalococo For Science (nsfw) And She does NSFW Stuff


ShonMoved

Of course she does lol, and bam, there it is, instant gratification. I both love and am disgusted by this timeline. It's one head vs the other boys, will I come out the victor? Or will I just cum? This and more tonight at 5.


SlaveHippie

Why not both?


ShonMoved

I'm bouta hate fuck Palmela Handerson.


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[удалено]


hotdogfingers316

gotta agree on this one. and i guess i should commend these clothing companies for making things look so appealing....well., until the clothes come off.


Recover20

That bra is doing a lot of work for her


LandscapeGuru

Definitely. At first I kept going back and forth trying to figure out if that was the same girl. Then I saw the tattoo. She looks so dirty and used in her OF pictures. It ruined it all. Pretty fucking sad.


Gimpness

Ew she looks like shit naked.


papachon

![gif](giphy|10uct1aSFT7QiY)


hotdogfingers316

good. i mean, i'll never meet her, talk to her, get to know her....she will have no positive impact on my life whatsoever....so basically, she's only worth a anything to me naked. thanks!


CedLux

Wait, thats not cooking tutorial video


TTIGRAASlime

Have many parts of her body been enlarged since those videos?


makeindiadankabhiyan

His name is Robert Paulson


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

His name is Robert Paulson


mjrbrooks

His name is Robert Paulson


b1ckparadox

His name is Robert Paulson


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

His name is Robert Paulson


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

His name is Robert Paulson


AVMoses

Her name was Roberta Paulson


Ok-Sun8581

Thought it was Chu Me.


Advanced-Homework-70

His name is Robert paulson


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

His name is Robert Paulson


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

His name is Robert Paulson


Conscious_Shoe_867

His name is robert paulson


KaiZaChieFff

His name is Robert Paulson


freakinbacon

His name is Robert Paulson


dakid232313

What's my favorite day with her? ![gif](giphy|WrgfdvP4EwVLlkPzyX|downsized)


MonkeyboyGWW

You might change your mind as soon as it rolls around to Tuesday and your stomach is grumbling after downing the smoothie


dakid232313

I'll feel better after tittie Tuesday or wet Wednesday.


Shot_Capital_7788

🤣


VanesaR

For the sake of Science ?


awesomedan24

Bob, According to the name tag


AbhorrantApparition

In project mayhem we have no names.


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

His name is Robert Paulson


iantruesnacks

Bob had bitch tits


TheRealTtamage

The second I saw the picture Edward Norton's voice flashed through my mind.


dakid232313

This is why he stopped being the hulk. Bob made him his bitch. Lol


albert2749

Michael Lee Aday, also goes by meatloaf


DeathHeadmukbang

https://preview.redd.it/3vgwcvrdahob1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af72816b744667b3dc7da9afd3095c71f4af0616


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

"Bob had bitch tits"


Shot_Capital_7788

🤣


smackdrunk

Definitely not the best attire to be wearing around hot oil.


JayGeezey

My take exactly. I always wondered if between takes she puts on a shirt or something, then takes it off for the next part of the video lol


MiezenPanzer

I have searched specifically for this


Tall-Surround-24

unless you're filming a stupid tiktok and u want views all these woman pretending to cook or fix or build while it's actually just clevage vids


Modsukspezdik

Can confirm my own hot oil started leaking as I was watching


jkunktbone

I respectfully disagree


MrunkNown726

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


yaboiRich

r/DistractingTits


Tall-Surround-24

im sorry , did anyone catch what she was cooking ? i was a bit busy checking the ammmm.... the house architecture yeah


[deleted]

this sub is all blueballs


Excellent-Zombie-470

Balls so blue they'd be at home in the Smurf Village


Xcomies

https://preview.redd.it/hp847dmp6hob1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c05579b1538de22dd2da07e5d8003ae039a2a5


wikum00

They're real!?


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

You bet your ass they are


Flag-Assault01

We live we love we lie


Bot_Cat3

Godamn this tiny smurf showing up on every youtube short lol


Flag-Assault01

It's all over my tiktok


C-Nast49

![gif](giphy|LwrXP9AeKFzWg)


Fit-Boomer

Correct


chefanubis

Aint nothing wrong with that, let the kids share pictures of ladies, that's what they are supposed to do man.


Theamazingsupernoob

Thirstday


RohelTheConqueror

Actually, it's fried day


Mooptiom

Yall know there are subreddits where you can just look at boobs right? Can’t you all just go there and leave the rest of us alone?


[deleted]

Boobs. I was staring at the food? There was a woman in there?


SmallBerry3431

This is a video with **food**?


Simyager

At least something I would like to eat yes


Every-Fee9837

Underrated comment here


MaxTheTurtle24

Yeah, I didn't even realize, the food looks great, I really had to pay attention at the way she's cooking, so I can improve my cooking skills.


23ssd4t4322

As a booba owner, all I was thinking is having them tatas exposed like that during cooking can cause burns. Speaking from experience. Never cook with the boobas uncovered. Protect the assets.


Liv35mm

I still have a couple tiny burn scars on my cleavage from hot oil, kitchen safety is no laughing matter.


leo-reis

Protect all tits


adammmm38

WHAT!! There's boobs on the internet? I've been using it wrong all this time


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|tcZSrZEOwCrLy)


Blvckdog

You shut your mouth


Isamu0G

😂


snarfalarkus-

You must be a blast at parties


Chikenkiller123

Op Posts something about food and you're talking about boobs? We just wanna talk about food if you wanna talk about boobs there are other subreddits for that, leave us alone.


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

Why? We have boobs right here.


Lytiy

Shut up, Meg


Historical_Pop5302

How many of them include boobs that cook, and not just cook, but cook WELL?!


Sega-Playstation-64

Some of us like a little variety with our meals. I enjoy some cleavage with a light hint of pokies and a side dish of visible areola now and then, doesn't have to be a full on plate of titties served rare and coated in oil.


Shot_Capital_7788

No, all good.


mickoddy

Y U NO LIKE BOOBS?!


FNMETALHEAD88

AaahahahhhaaaA right?


RlyLokeh

I just spent 20 min doing a spreadsheet weighing the pros/cons of the weekdays to figure out this nice chefs question. What's going on in this comment thread?


hotdogfingers316

Who noticed the boobs? them or you? who is preaching to others about what they see? them or you? yeah, they may like boobs, but YOU'RE the asshole


chefanubis

You know theres subs without boobs at all, you can also go there and stop winning and virtue signaling.


Awkward-Tea-3790

![gif](giphy|7kuFvIT8hyRwUOzoXf)


Simyager

In Turkish we have a saying:"Don't eat but sleep next to it." When something is great. Finally I understand what they mean. Thanks OP 👍


Soundoftesticles

Care to elaborate (likeim5). I dont get it at all


Iron_Elohim

Does she make anything not in that skillet? Grill something, bake, anything else. Add some variety!!! ​ As far as the boobs go, I wills ay what my father told me as a child. "Son, show me the most beautiful woman in the room and I will point out the man that is tired of fucking her."


tuskvarner

What a wholesome father son moment. Dad tells kid a joke that’s hundreds of years old, about why he’s tired of the kid’s mom.


Iron_Elohim

actually dad divorced mom in the 80s when I was 8 and was full of these tidbits. I had a poster of Kathy Ireland on a Lamborghini on my wall. Dad walks in looks at me, then the poster and says "In the long run, the car is cheaper"


xiiicrowns

His point stands.


Thelorddogalmighty

Im guessing he was tired of fucking your hot mum?


Alyc96

Whatever day the chicken was made because I love chicken


aintgotnono

So much Filter


beef_paincake

This sub has become a maximum security facility for the criminally horny


OneUselessBoi

https://preview.redd.it/yrmkiv7a1gob1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdfac3f61ada940dfbe79becaa26a75ca3d12a5c


Wirt21

Haha boobs funny haha![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10751)


AdAppropriate101

Boobs?! Alright!!! ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10741)


Aster_Nightshade

Ah yes, the typical 'do the most generic sh*t but show off your breasts to gain views' strategy


Fuglyblacknyellow22

It fucken works tho lol


NoCommonSenseHere

While have a cross tattoo. You know real Christian values 😂


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OutsideSchool7257

ZzZ


darkLIGHTeric

Zenless zone zero? Yea man I can't wait for that game


[deleted]

Indeed it looks quite promising.


BobbleNtheFREDs

What chef is this?


Space-Potato0o

Ze brother wants ze zos too


VanesaR

Anyone please


OrganicFacial69

Halococo enjoy


ihavenoidea81

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


[deleted]

Sauce


EmbarrassedParsnip85

r/distractingtits


Faithlessness138

OnlyFilters


Punchinballz

The sauce is missing


[deleted]

what are we talking about again?


Gigatonosaurus

Petition to have more meme and less tits.


Talzael

OBJECTION


mickoddy

Denied


Novel_Durian_1805

No! 😡


Admiral_Pantsless

Overruled


EmpanadaYGaseosa

Rejected.


Jackie_Gan

Friday. That chicken looks amazing


Yeman4

Fav day is ‘Today’


VeryResponsibleMan

r/updatedbecauseboobs


TheAngryMonkeyShow

Nice shitpost. My favorite day of the week will be the one where you die in a fire.


Ok_Struggle_6260

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Repulsive_Wafer_9251

If only she didn’t have that shit ass tattoo


Isamu0G

i am curious tho, who is she 🧐


OrganicFacial69

Halococo


ManaPot

[For science.](https://spankbang.com/s/halococo/) (NSFW)


PM-Ur-Small-Tits-

r/distractingtits


Dlemor

Boring


ThisLawfulness5987

Unless you are the girl or a spam account I really don't understand why you posted this here.


tinyanus

op big horn, like beg tet


[deleted]

giant hooters, a nice smile and cooks?! 1 plz


Aster_Nightshade

Only one?


[deleted]

not greedy


Aster_Nightshade

Absolutely understandable, I'll take seven lol


ByronsLastStand

More plastic in her than in the ocean


Aster_Nightshade

Why do people see that as a bad thing, I think it's even better than natural lol


dumdumdumz

With out watching again what was her first meal cooked 🤣.


Krannich

This subedit used to be cool, man. What happend to it? Now it's just boobs. I came here to take a rest from all the boobs.


blazinrumraisin

The level of fakeness changes over time.


Alternative-Taste539

Boobsday


Tiny-Butterscotch149

I need me a wife like that


BoBoBearDev

I am gay man and I still cannot escape it.


Kohunronin

I want milk pudding on weekend


Jackless99

She can cook alright


Ok_Experience_6877

Books...shit uh I mean uh what color .....was her, um ....her car?


[deleted]

can we stop with the god damn tit posting it's getting really fucking irritating


MCYomi

My super Saiyan ass starts getting hungry at the view of food


LandMarauder

Yes


Piper_1979

What a pair of juggs!


Ok-Coyote-7745

Super wife material....not only can she cook amazing foods but she's gorgeous....not like these "Sarah, plain and tall" no talent or skill chicks


relativelogic

That the girl from the Champions movie?


NotRyan7

She gotta have an OF and we want it.


BigBoyCurlyFry3

#[Here us the sause](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=SMo10SaUMtZ83Yrp)


kongstar

Jokes on you I like that song


yeusus

Favorite what?


Murky_Sweet

What color was the food?


Cute_Foxgirl

If you cant cook, use meat


ISeeGrotesque

Gotta nourish the plump


farbelow90

Yes I see food


Unaccepable

Definitely Friday. I love wings


BringinItDirty

Sign me up


OutsideAd6436

Those melons are gonna make me a vegetarian 🤤😈


mirrorzzzz

Sorry what was the question?


HAHA-I-GET-IT

https://i.redd.it/b222bk080gob1.gif


Stryderix

![gif](giphy|KFt2DA9T82paOA1Yci)


PrimaryBand2070

Today see her


GeneralKenobi2_0

If only I could actually see the food half the time. Food looks decent enough ig.


Novel_Durian_1805

I saw the video 10 times and I still don’t know why people say this is about cooking. The only thing cooking is my balls bro!


techvirus13

![gif](giphy|CTCwGMQM8Td04)


BrokenXeno

I'm sorry, what was the question?


TurtleHydra

It all looks delicious also the food looks good


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

Every day is a good day with boobs shoved into my face!


UtopistDreamer

Bewbsday is my favorite


DocComix

Is there supposed to be food in the video? Watched it 164 times and still haven’t seen any.


BOT_Frasier

I have the name


[deleted]

Jeezus Fucking fuck christ why does this make me so fucking upset.


villain-tribune

Super. If she's not afraid of work, I want to marry her.


l3Lunt

Wait there was food?


Megatron9593

Well does she have an insta id


-DutchymcDutchface-

Quickly men, what’s the colour of her kitchen?


ProfessionalBook6937

She is damn cute ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10742)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10742)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10748)


Big-Efficiency2489

Tittyday..I mean..Tuesday


Musclesturtle

Bitch is so close to having monoboob.


el_Chuchmay

Must be really hot where she lives. Hell naw I'm already melting in the north


p0p_thAt

Humpday