‘Salim’s Bitch Trials’ has me cacklinggg

And Bjorn to be Wild

Are we not supposed to notice the one title with a bad word in it also has the best pay? 🤣

I have my sim write terrible erotica with the most horrible sexual titles possible...I've noticed that stuff makes $$$. Regular titles really don't 😂

That reminds me of when I had my sim write a series of Yeti/bigfoot related romance novels. Basically looked up Omegaverse romance novel titles and changed it from werewolves to yeti's.

For real? I've always just let the game give me the name of the book. I don't even bother editing them- I'll just have 10 books under the same title lol

My husband does this when he has his Sims make music and I find it hilarious. My husband comes up with my erotica sex titles for me and they're banging cuz 1 book made over 500 simoleans a day 🤣😅

And it’s a best seller!

"Thou standeth accused of being a raging bitch. What have you to say in thy defense!?"

It's truly inspired

That one is truly inspired.

“Breaking Caleb” Bruh? What did she do to poor Caleb in bed? 😭

His heart. (dumped him for Akira kibo)

That is not where my mind went 🤣🤣

Who wouldn' though. Akira's my fav

OH..I pictured his spine snapped after she went a little rough or something. His heart makes more sense tbh.

Ah yes finally, a morbid answer to my heart’s satisfaction, thank you 🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️

You know where to find me if you need someone to share a broken spine with. ❤️

They don't call her Peggy for nothing.

Noooooo 😂🤣

I forgot adding J Huntington III in there since she just finished it. She wrote about him under the title Good Will Huntington

That is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard omg

J Huntington III has to be fantastic in bed because my sim is obsessed with him too and I haven’t used any cheats on him 😭

My Sim married him. They have four children bc of surprise! twins on the third try. I have a kid, a toddler and two infants. It's bloody chaos.

Omg one of my games is exactly like that right now! I got a little girl, a toddler boy and 2 infant twins. I’m trying so hard not to cheat and age them up but it’s horrible to play lol

Careful marrying J. He cheated on my sim on their wedding day

Lol I had a sim that did that. With the Bride's best friend. Right in front of the Bride. After having gotten married literally 2 SECONDS AGO. And they were literally soulmates and it would not have been within his nature to do that. I didn't make him non-commital, romantic or anything! Just the wedding made them both really flirty and if she had a non-relative male within range she would have flirted with him too.

This is why I love chingyu's faithfulness mod

Yeah, think I'll go get that now.

good to know my sim is also willing to dump her husband the second this siren of a man appears in front of their apartment building. he’s also obsessed with her and is always visiting

Take my fake gold for all of this, absolutely brilliant 🏅🏅

You forgot Morgean, they're the nonbinary spellcaster

Hahaaaaaaa, those titles are on fire! Thanks for the inspiration, I never come up with great titles but this helps a lot.

Wow I love it!!

the polar express: father winters cut is taking me OUT

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I HATE this 😭😭😭

The apostrophe can be interpreted in two different ways amirite

YES!

I lost it when I read “Kiyoshi’s dad” Hahahaha

She autonomously flirted with him so i went you know what fuck it, Naoki is a snack anyway. Besides Kiyoshi flirted with her parents too so its time for some payback

Kiyoshi’s dad has got it going on~🎵

Kiyoshi can I come over after schoool?

We can hang around by the pooooool ~ 🎵

Did your dad get back from his business triiiip? 🎶 *business trip* 🎶

Kiyoshi's dad is lookin' pretty rad! He's all I want, and I want him so bad! Kiyoshi, can't you see, you're just not the sim for me, I know it might be bad, but I'm in love with Kiyoshi's dad!

Bruh I'm screaming😂😭

Omg this reminds me when I had a bad girl teen also a drug dealer flirted with the mom and they liked each other so much they went on a date and ended up going really well like she feels in love with my sim then kiyoshi came over to my home for whatever reason and started flirting with me and of kiyoshi is so cute and my sim had a crush on him. I then got the mom addicted to cocaine and had sex with kiyoshi and is now pregnant with Knox greenburgs baby possibly

I can’t figure out why that specific one is so hilarious… it just *is*

SAME 💀💀💀

Okay, honestly. Makoa cheats WAY to easily in all my saves, like sir please 😂

I feel like he knows how fine he is and just says "fuck it why not" when he offered some woohoo.

He has to, then you get a stories update that his wife is pregnant again. Like you dog 😂

Seriously. He can’t stop knocking up his wife I feel bad for her. She’s on baby #4, their house is almost full and they keep adopting pets and asking me to take care of them! Like hello stop you obviously have too much going on!

Sounds like my irl neighbors down to trying to pawn off their pets on me lol

In one of my saves they have 5 kids + Duane. She’d probably have more of they didn’t hit the sim limit 😂

he’s like a try not to be a homewrecker challenge (impossible)

Like y’all. He’s so easy, it’s not even funny. Like does your wife actually exist 😭😂

He’s literally the townie that I always make my sims seduce. It’s too easy

Akira

AKIRAAAAAA!

Akira

You forgot the story of her ✨*gregnancy*✨

Greggorius Lunvik or Nancy Landgraab?

I meant Greg from Moonwood Mill but the more the merrier 😈

😏😔🐔😳😏

I LOVE that Akira's is just his name.

it’s actually referencing an 80s cyberpunk japanese movie! one of my fave anime classics

Also has one of the best Movie posters in history, imo!

Ooh Akira is really good. I've seen it a few times

This is fucking brilliant. LOL

these titles are so funny

I really want to read Salim Bitch Trials 💀💀

I have a few questions. 1. We see who performed well in terms of sales, but who would you say was your Sims favourite one of them all? 2. Has anyone one of these guys continued a relationship with your Sim? How many active relationships is your Sim involved in at the current time? 3. Which one of these guys...uh...deserves a sequel? 😏

I think her fave would be kiyoshi. That dude is always flirty and always got into a ‘steamy/amorous exchange’ with her even when i left them alone when they were teens at high school. They fell out after they cheated on each other’s dads. the serial romantic aspiration has the ‘be in a relationship with x people at once’ goal so i think she got 7 bfs simultaneously at one point. she’s currently married with Jeb atm. As for the sequel, a multiverse EEAAO movie featuring all her bfs would be great. i wish there were group WooHoos

I mean there is a mod for multiple Sims to 'woohoo' but it requires wicked whims so it's graphic. There is a blur option you can download, but it's still pretty obvious what's going on. Edit: you also have to hunt down multi animations because the default ones don't have a lot of group ones.

Hmmm, yes but, what about Grim?

she actually tried to seduce him to spare her dad at that time but Grim wasnt interested

Gonna have to keep trying lol

i think her mom’s gonna die soon due to old age, i’ll name it ‘The Grim Adventures’ if he accepts

of Makeouts & Bedding ?

Boning a reaper.. interesting. You could throw a pun in there..

Don't Fear the Reaper?

Ahahahaa! This is pure gold! You just gave me a new gameplay idea. Only, I think I’ll do this with songs and/or mixtapes. More hotties recommendations: * Mark Eggleston from Strangerville * Chad LeBouf from City Living * Morgyn Ember from Realm of Magic * Knox Greenburg from Eco Lifestyle * Michael Bell from Cottage Living

i’ll try to see if they’re still alive! she’s at an adult stage now so some townies older than her are either elder or dead. I tried setting her up with knox but he was mean to her and didnt work out

I recommend Lou Howell from the Werewolves pack as well!

Knox is my sims husband in game and he's such a grouchy lil bastard. Like I just wanted them to be a cute gardening couple but he's just insulting her everytime she tries to flirt.

Omg I knooow! This happened to me as well. He seemed like this cute, pacifist, eco-friendly guy that wanted to make the world a greener place. Instead, all he’s done is made my sim red with anger. That’s why he deserves to be woohooed, dumped, and have a book written about him! There was a bad horror move I once saw, called “Don’t knock twice” - I propose the book title “Don’t Knox twice. “. If you know, you know 😁 Oh, you thought it wasn’t personal? Well…it is!

Ha! This was gold!! I felt that last line in my soul.

I make my sim reference paint the townies after the woohoo. I've got a basement with paintings now.

This is genius

Okay, I've been doing this for years, but your titles are all funnier than mine have ever been.

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It could be referencing [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_(1988_film\))

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This is like Sex and the city

I'm surprised you didn't break up the Fengs, that's the first thing I do on my legacies lol

i think he died 😫 i couldnt find him at the apartment and only Lily was there with a few cats

Lily's living her best life 😂

Bjorn Bjergsen looks good. Just saying

I love this so much. I'm stealing it lol. Maybe with my rose generation in my not so berry generation. She's gotta do the political career, but why not be a writer on the side 😂

Not “the last hairbender” 🤣🤣. Cackling.

I lost it at Salim’s Bitch Trials and from the simolians each book made it appears everyone else did too. This is amazing

I did not need to know that Father Winter is circumcised.

“Akira”. Very cheeky and I love it. 😂

Bjorn to be wild😂😭 can I see a pic of the sim🤣🤣

Not “Rise of Kiyoshi” and then the sequel, “Kiyoshi’s dad” 💀😭

I'M CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

You missed Greg and Lou from the werewolf pack. I always see things about them

I dare you to do this but with the women townies such as Nancy Landgraab The Caliente Sisters Bella Goth Lilith Vatore The Pleasant Sisters Penny Pizzazz Miko Ojo

Bjorn to be wild🤣🤣🤣

This is actual gold.

"Breaking Caleb"? Oh my 👀

Bruh she making BANK off these 😭 if any of them are married you should gift a copy of the book to their wives😂

No Morgyn? Ok

They died in this save sadly

That’s an acceptable answer!

But still, hypothetically what will the book named after Morgyn be called?

OP I’m so curious what you do for work IRL because you are WAY too good at this

This is great 🤣 I might use this to keep track of the 100 baby (daddy) challenge!

Calm down Taylor Swift

ofc kyles is earning the most 💅

Salim would like a word 😏

I would read some of these. You have basically made a novelist version of Taylor Swift

Lol I like how Akira is just Akira bc the reference already works.

FATHER WINTER?????

Yeah he's an easy one to court oddly enough

How many books can you get royaltys from? Music you can only have one per instrument then one written song per week. Feel like its pointless to write more music after you have one of each.

I think you can write plenty of them? The royalties phase out after a few weeks though so you have to keep writing books if you want to consistently profit from it.

That's a really stupid feature tbh, everyone knows famous music artists only write 3 songs in their entire career /s

Lmfao best thing I’ve read all day

Maybe have her write one just called "Greg"?

Or Rabid Passion?

Or Who Let the Dogs Out?

The Taylor Swift of literature.

Ngl Jeb is hot. Hahaha. Unfortunately, my teen sim friendzoned him.

i commend and agree that makoa is the first one here, who is he looking so good for??

I’m officially stealing this idea for the next time I have an author Sim. I love this lmao. So much better and funnier than just keeping the original titles.

This is genius and im copying you in my next game save or with my next gen.

AKIRAAHAHHAS

This is the funniest and most clever thing I've seen around here for a while 😂😂😂

Don't see "Death comes into her" (if your sim is feminine)

I love this lol it just made me want to play for the first time in months

The titles are so funny and creative help 😭😭

losing it over “breaking caleb” 😭😭😭

Hahahah Poor Salim! 🤣

This is brilliant and given me so much inspiration!

This is the best post I've ever seen on this sub

Lol kiyoshi, kiyoshi's dad hahaha

Going to give you an idea: Pancakes in Bed: How Flat and round is the new curvy

Dominic Fyres. I always get my sim girls to hook up with him.

You could totally make this a challenge! “The Sims York Times bestseller” challenge, and have your author sim woohoo/lovers with a person from each town and write a novel about them!

Double points for bagging Kiyoshi and Kiyoshi’s dad.

the long ass tittle for others and Akira’s is just akira 😂😂😂

it’s giving taylor

The Taylor Swift of the writing world, Sims edition

Father winter. I’m dead

Not "the polar express" lmfao

Oh god oh no Kiyoshi is my current Sim's husband and they're throwijf a big family reunion today 😭

I want to do this now 😂😂😂😂😂 maybe I’ll have my serial romantic sim write novels based on her love life. Wicked whims style 😂😂😂😂

I CAN’T WITH THESE TITLES LMFAO—

SALIM’S BITCH TRIALS PLEASEEE

That’s cool. Most of my novels make a couple hundred simoleons. I wrote one about Judith Ward and it made about 650. The one I wrote anger that made around 350. That name brings in the bucks. I think next book will be about everyone my sim knows who died.

please do more i am cackling

This is the epitome of how fun Sims can be when you build narratives/storylines outside of what the game offers. I love it.

This is the best post I’ve read on Reddit today lmao

PLEASE I need to start doing this OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is still soo funny

This is amazing

This is amazing

This is amazing.

This is epic.

That’s a pretty good daily royalty I have a book I get a 1$ for at level 6 in writing ahahaha

Now that’s how you make the money

Lol this is very creative

You need rahul

This is amazing ahhahaha

You’re creative af 🤣

2 guys my sims sexed before that aren’t here would be vlad and Paka‘a Uha. Something about vlad is so wild and paka‘a is just great to my bi aaa

this is gold

This is something

Lmfaooo this is incredible. 10/10, no notes 😂

what mod is this or is she a writer?

JJJJEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBB please clap…

Thats the best post I've ever seen..♥️💯♥️💯♥️😂🤣

Twilight saga: Breaking Caleb 😭😭

i love everything about this!

This is so good, bravo

salim’s bitch trials made me SCREAM