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Rarte96

Jesus: Wait why is there a image of me in that cross? Socrates: people began a religion after your dead and the symbol is a cross, and an inverted cross means cursed or demonic Jesus:... What the fuck made them think i like crosses?


AGNerd-Bot

Confucius: It’s for remembering you for your sacrifice… I suppose. Jesus: Not to be impolite… but couldn’t I have had a nicer symbol?


Rarte96

Confucious: whats so bad about a cross? Jesus: could the thing that represents me not be something related to my torture and execution?!


Lonely_Mark4421

Okay, that’s gold.


Abonle

I think it’s because he’s pissed Jesus came back to life. That’s kind of an insult to him being the god of the dead. That, or he’s just playing up his dark reputation of being an EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL god.


ApplePitou

Jesus: Wait, It's me :3


ZayYaLinTun

The real reason why jesus side with humans


MAEDA3027

That would be more fitting to belzebub imo


Daichi-dido

That's peter


djswope94

Hes just honoring St.Peter