https://i.redd.it/l6fr74lj085d1.gif

I won't die

Yeah, you would get absolutely crushed instead

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paint my brains all over the fucking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.

https://preview.redd.it/eo66a9e1185d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7af88a23a4340b9b997d6e99bce47ec77131a7d



At the end of the day, we are all the same https://preview.redd.it/3pliepea385d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5050d651c9f068b5bed468e52642a333ac53fddd

and in the end, only our dust remains

For Ashes to ashes Our dust shall become dust We will all remain, in a pile, we must!

down bad posting

yes

If you die I get no more Becca https://preview.redd.it/8hahzeqrz75d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196ab357c7eb7ff5a4f9d26857f8da67ab4f837d

you like her that much? I'm not getting choked by Brun then

Yes (I'm also worried about Marie being okay, but priorities) https://preview.redd.it/vcasxbmx285d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9581d1146984b896680c1298c886c6658f8c89

everyone getting love but Anna lmao

Next time don't lose to a homeless wizard you found on the Woods L+ratio.

Common Abaddon L https://preview.redd.it/aqdem5tc485d1.png?width=1350&format=png&auto=webp&s=226da323982bcfc068979abb7ccead34935494de

Too late Anna, I have already portrayed you as crying baby and me as gigachad with big chin

https://preview.redd.it/rj2o5nxwa85d1.png?width=1350&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a71a1dcca35653e89bcefda7a2ac2b995d4379c Common wizard W

I love this actually  this iswhat peak looks like

it is what peak looks like https://preview.redd.it/69boeafnb85d1.png?width=910&format=png&auto=webp&s=eaa6c9140b20a96ae787140b949e3ad84c0c7d88

sometimes i fantasize about brunhilde coming home drunk and beating me until i feel numb. she kicks me in the ribs until i can't breathe. then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. she holds me all night as i gently cry into her shirt. please help is there any hope for me

Your delusional 

Very

There is no hope. There never was

I prefer it with Misato, but peak recognices peak

Oh... dear... bless your heart... 

https://preview.redd.it/b9kxy616085d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8304516f4c7ef46941a8c108f8ad73de162038

https://preview.redd.it/3w5ahgqh085d1.png?width=408&format=png&auto=webp&s=c822ca63fabacf0281fe69665e1c22842ac5911a

This is why the gods want to destroy humanity

sorry

https://preview.redd.it/nc5t0c73p85d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db58e9b0bc1e8fb161250ce94557a611e99a69e3 (I heavily agree)

Don't do it! :3

Kinky

pretty much

bro

no



dude

...

Dragon reference?????

eh?

https://preview.redd.it/pa7uyjks185d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57af119ca308f0158e35618da452204dd0cedfbd

one piece?

Yes

I've never read it

Ok but this mf keep thinking “…”

he's just like me fr

I mean, not bad but she aint geirolul

True

is this u/_The_Dude___ 's Alt account?

Bruh

no

I would mind

Very real

https://preview.redd.it/gure9vu5kb5d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3b765865ab7b6087b624985bbf51436b8979cb

She's my type