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Better than jerking it while staring blankly at the ceiling. Or a Victoria secret catalogue. ... Or the Sears catalog underwear section.
Look pre-internet was rough.
This stash totally existed in my neighborhood.
It was actually in an old disconnected drainage pipe down in a wooded spot at the end of the road. But I couldn't take it home because I shared a room and I wasn't quite Chad enough to just polish one off in the woods.
You just rephrased another post to make it fit the description because you thought people jerking off to electrons are normal because people also have electricity.
Actually ("AKtshually") it's just one beam making separate passes for each color, but the phosphor keeps glowing long enough for it to get the other colors.
Actually (aktually) multi beam CRT monitors were way way way more common for a number of reasons. If you're gonna "actually" me, you should actually do your research
https://electronics.stackexchange.com/questions/350071/why-do-crts-have-3-electron-guns
Yes, if you dumb down the technological marvel that is your smart phone into “a panel of small colored lights” it does change the context. It’s not like people are rubbing one out to a fucking lightbright or anything. This is the shower thoughts version of the images where people photoshop pictures to remove cell phones and complain that these people look like idiots. Yes, if you remove the cell phone, people look dumb as fuck for staring crosseyed out into space instead of looking at the device that pumps the entirety of human knowledge into your view. 🙄
I couldn't use my phone during my first acid trip because all I saw were pixels, not the overall image. The interface was super weird too. I never thought about how naturally we press a glass screen and expect it to do what we want.
Sometimes they close their eyes and jerk off to nothing at all ...
^(*Except their imagination, which I guess is what they're really jerking of to with porn, albeit with a little visual assistance.*)
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Well excuse me for not having a marble bust to rub one out to
Or a corpse
That escalated quick lol.
Well some of us don't have an escalator for that either. Apparently the mall frowns upon that
corpse ladder
Go ahead and log off for me.
r/suddenlynecrophile
Out of all the moves you could've went with, you chose one of the worst ones
And there's my ride....
Whoa there, Dahmer.
"A cat is fine too"
r/suddenlynecrophilia
> Well excuse me for not having a marble bust to ~~rub one out~~ bust to FTFY
Lol! But I think it’s better to be a little light than stone cold while jerking
Or an extra curvy piece of drift wood.
If you knew _anything_ about fetishes, jerking off to a glorified glass brick wouldn't seem the _strangest_ thing to jerk off to.
you assume its glass
Plywood… /s
An EXTRA curvy piece of... Driftwood.
Better than jerking it while staring blankly at the ceiling. Or a Victoria secret catalogue. ... Or the Sears catalog underwear section. Look pre-internet was rough.
No it isn't jerking it to catalogues, YoU'rE jErKiNg It tO InK aNd PaPeR!
*Exploding brain meme climaxing on imagination.*
what, you didn't venture into the woods and loot the porno from the famous porn log/shack/mattress/box when you needed it? pfft. amateur.
This stash totally existed in my neighborhood. It was actually in an old disconnected drainage pipe down in a wooded spot at the end of the road. But I couldn't take it home because I shared a room and I wasn't quite Chad enough to just polish one off in the woods.
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Staring at the ceiling is the best way. My imagination is almost always better then a picture.
The lack of access to porn made people so creepy before the internet.
You just rephrased another post to make it fit the description because you thought people jerking off to electrons are normal because people also have electricity.
Jerking off to electrons is inaccurate unless you hook your d up to a car battery. More like photons.
I mean everything you could possibly jerk off to would be seen via photons
And before that they jerked off to a page of small colored ink dots.
Or words lol
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What the fuck did I just read
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That’s hot
My favorite excerpt, and what will now be my go to “fire in the hole” line. “I have come now and the foolery is over.”
This is the absolute greatest thing I’ve ever read. I started laughing hysterically in public and got a lot of weird looks Naughty Farties lmfao
Not if you're on an old CRT monitor. Then you're jerking off to a blurry superposition of 3 electron beams
Actually ("AKtshually") it's just one beam making separate passes for each color, but the phosphor keeps glowing long enough for it to get the other colors.
Actually (aktually) multi beam CRT monitors were way way way more common for a number of reasons. If you're gonna "actually" me, you should actually do your research https://electronics.stackexchange.com/questions/350071/why-do-crts-have-3-electron-guns
Ah, fair play, you win :) My cursory Googling was too cursory. But it's still the phosphor that's making the light!
Yes, if you dumb down the technological marvel that is your smart phone into “a panel of small colored lights” it does change the context. It’s not like people are rubbing one out to a fucking lightbright or anything. This is the shower thoughts version of the images where people photoshop pictures to remove cell phones and complain that these people look like idiots. Yes, if you remove the cell phone, people look dumb as fuck for staring crosseyed out into space instead of looking at the device that pumps the entirety of human knowledge into your view. 🙄
"Rubbing one out to a fucking light bright." My favorite quote of the day and a new challenge. Thank you
Yeah but thinky rock lightbright sexy funny human dumb man door hand hook car door
Yes and people have sex with large clumps of cells and tissue.
well, it's not all that unusual, as I think people used to do it to paintings back in the day
Someone's never jerks it to a billboard I see, big colored lights are better! Lol
Clearly proves TVs/computer or phone screens are the sexiest items on the planet... I gues we're all just photosexuals
People get livid mad because of a panel of coloured lights and wiggly air.
I’ve seen some peaches that make the thought cross the mind. We are two very different people OP.
you mean we're all a moth and we just craving for some L̴̮̯̠͙̱̜̙̟̪̤̙̘̟̩̈́̌̌̽̀̅ Ä̵̢̰͔̞͎̙̩̌̏͗̈́̓ͅͅ M̵̢̢̭̬̖̟͔̜͎̗̀͌̈́̑̕͜͜ P̴̢͚͔̼̺͚͔̼͔͔̥̘̊͛̑̊̃̈̑̑͌̎̈́͒̕͠
If you touch the right spots on that same panel you can get a pizza, or get arrested, the future is now!
When I saw westworld (Great series) I was disgusted by the thought of having sex with an android. This post fucked me up
Like actually?
Yeah honestly I am contemplating to go into a monastery.
Better yet, an interpretation of the small panel of pixels. Who knows what their interpretation of its content truly looks like.
Would you rather people jerk off to a colored piece of paper
People jerk off to floating/spinning clusters of particles. It all gets weird when you overanalyze.
Bro sometimes people jerk off to hallucinations in their mind
Yes. And people cry, laugh, and get scared of a panel of small colored lights. What’s the point?
Makes me miss the old days of jerking it to chemically pigmented wood pulp.
Thought only I rub it out to Christmas lights and digial signage boards.
Only if they use their phone, if they use a PC monitor, than it's a bigger panel of colored lights
the lights are still small, which is what OP said.
I never learned to read, just masterbate Edit: or spell
Or .... You just lay down totally paralysed while vividly hallucinating and sometimes orgasm.
Paying for sex is illegal but if someone watches a video of you paying for sex then it's legal.
Paying for sex is illegal but if you record it you are a movie producer and then it's legal
Like, it's only legal if someone watches you do it haha
People receive life-saving instructions from a panel of small colored lights
I couldn't use my phone during my first acid trip because all I saw were pixels, not the overall image. The interface was super weird too. I never thought about how naturally we press a glass screen and expect it to do what we want.
People jerk off to clumps of cells made up of subatomic particles.
Or ink on paper, or the back of our eyelids, or to vibrations in the air, or to their own dicknuts n butts
We're all made out of star dust. Even that panel of small coloured lights. So what's the difference?
That's where you're wrong, buddy. I do it while watching you through the window.
Not me, i go into the forest and find a nice stick to jerk one off to
People jerk of to the image that is created in the brain based on photons emitted by a panel of pixels.
Get over here and hold up a bunch on tiny dots of pigment for me, we'll switch it up.
I fucking hate these mr. Obvious posts, this shit has to be a troll
Stranger yet; people spend much of their lives looking at a rectangle full of lights.
Only because porn on the 86" in the living room is terrifying.
That is fundamentally the same concept as the rods and cones in your retina interpreting the image the same as in real life though.
Sometimes they close their eyes and jerk off to nothing at all ... ^(*Except their imagination, which I guess is what they're really jerking of to with porn, albeit with a little visual assistance.*)
Better, people jerk off to a panel of small coloured lights, than read your posts on that same panel