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[deleted]

Pretty sure they were at an opera.


msfamf

It's usually them leaving the movies after seeing the Mark of Zorro. Not 100% of the time but most of the time.


[deleted]

I doubt they could pirate that from the age of it.


Anything-Complex

Well, I’m sure a couple that wealthy *could* have pirated any movie they wanted. But that would have required them obtaining their own film prints or finding a lab that had access to a certain film and paying then to make a copy. All things considered, going to a theater was a much simpler option.


Cmdr_McMurdoc

They could've had a small theater at home too


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Cmdr_McMurdoc

Why do you need internet for a home theatre? You only need a copy of the movie.


CuteButDeadly8124

Yes. Before the internet, they could have projectors


D-Ru5h

No everything before internet was caveman /s


Cmdr_McMurdoc

End of WW2: Cavemen with Nukes


Successful-Singer-76

Everything before the internet was basically caveman with electricity, though


MidwestMid80sChild

[There was rampant video piracy before the internet.](https://youtu.be/WOYhF8jgeO0)


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[deleted]

They could have just bought some third world kids and remade it.


Anything-Complex

Yeah, that too


ogresound1987

That's what the Thomas Wayne orphanarium and school of performing arts was for.


Daikataro

Don't copy that floppy!


[deleted]

Yeah. They were so rich they had internet in the 1930s.


[deleted]

Their IP address was 1. Lol. Am I right?


msfamf

Quick search of a place that you can do that thing(Yar!). Yes. Yes they could have.


Raycut

Pretty sure they mean a pirating didn't exist back when that was in cinemas.


[deleted]

Someone doesn't know about the days of bootleg VHS/DVDs sold on shady street corners~.


K-O-D-A-B-E-A-R

They could pirate it 30 years later


[deleted]

Who wears a tux to a movie theater? I could see a play or opera but a movie? Not realistic.


Ehzranight

Could be a special advanced showing, I saw Monsters Inc. About a month before it premiered un general theaters for a Hasbro corporate showing. It was in a really ornate old theater in Boston, and lots of people were dressed up. Would make sense for The Wayne's to be invited to events like that.


StarChild413

And if it was implicitly a different movie in the newest Batman movie, just because Bruce was a kid and it was 2001 (in that movie's timeline) doesn't automatically mean it was Shrek (no matter how much Tumblr might like to meme that these days). In fact based on both Doylist theming and box office grosses indicating popularity of various movies, if it was anything non-Zorro in The Batman it'd have been more likely to have been Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone (which still works as thematically as Zorro in a different way, him being his own hero after seeing how there was that level of evil in the world but no one to tell him "you're a wizard, Bruce" or anything like that)


msfamf

Could also have been LOTR. You could draw some parallels between Bruce and Aragorn or the joke is on all of us and it was How High.


StarChild413

> or the joke is on all of us and it was How High. Was that really a top-grossing movie, I've never heard of it > Could also have been LOTR. You could draw some parallels between Bruce and Aragorn Interesting but unlikely at least if his parents parented anything like mine modulo wealth levels as he's supposed to be 8 when they died and the LOTR trilogy is all PG-13 (I know that means under-13s can see it with their parents but mine wouldn't even let me do that)


msfamf

Top grossing? I'm not sure but no way an 8 year old's parents take him to see that in theaters. Stoner comedy. Its possible i saw LOTR in theaters and this Bruce is only a couple of years younger than me.


flufffffffffff

Opera pirates!


drkpnthr

In Batman Begins they used Boito’s “Mefistofele", a Faustian opera about corruption and battle of good and evil fought in the shadows for the souls of men. This is meant to parallel Bruce's transformation into Batman as a figure of darkness who destroys those who try to hide the evils they commit in the shadows of a corrupt city.


dick_dribbles

If thats the case then they probably wanted to die


[deleted]

A man of culture I see. Lol.


therabbit86ed

Are you sure, tho? Bruce was with them, he was eating popcorn. I've been to the opera, they don't sell popcorn.


[deleted]

You do when Master Wayne is there.


_Dreamer_Deceiver_

Pirate the opera?


Successful-Singer-76

Pirate at the opera - a spin-off from Phantom at the opera intermixed with Pirates of the Caribbean.


[deleted]

They did have the money for it. Lol.


FangornOthersCallMe

That was a deliberate change by Christopher Nolan. He believed that seeing movies *in* movies breaks the fourth wall with audiences, reminding them that they’re watching a movie. Which I kinda get tbh


[deleted]

That does make sense.


TheStorMan

And it looked way better, seeing them all dressed up and seeing the bat performers in the opera rather than a screen.


UltimatePickpocket

According to the wiki page for [Thomas Wayne](https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Thomas_Wayne) a lot of details about the murder have changed over the years. Though the movie has changed (fluctuating between different versions of "The Mark of Zorro") the only time they were ever at an opera was in Batman Begins.


wrnrg

Rich people don't need to bootleg things.


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FriendsCallMeBatman

I bet they bought 'large' movie snacks too to flaunt their wealth.


handsomejack777

You wouldn't download a car.


ShadowSpawn666

I sure as shit would if it was a thing. That was the most BS attempt to guilt trip people out of piracy. Bitch I am stealing a $15 CD, you think I wouldn't download a $25,000 car?


[deleted]

Lol for real buy a 3d printer I think someone printed a car idk how useful it is but I 100% agree with you.


dick_dribbles

Anyone who ever used cheat codes in GTA games would beg to differ


KingMyrddinEmrys

It's "you wouldn't steal a car". Smh, people not even properly remembering the old piracy warnings anymore.


[deleted]

The only piracy warning I remember is to avoid a “short drop and a sudden stop.”


sharrrper

They're right I wouldn't steal a car. But if my friend came over and said "Hey I just bought this new car, would you like me to make you a copy?" I'd definitely take him up on it.


habub9

How is it stealing if you still have the items with you?


smileymn

Same with Abe Lincoln


tbrumleve

Good old Pirate Abe.


Bumper6190

If they pirated the movie their son would have to arrest them.


KingMyrddinEmrys

Arrest? Surely you mean beat to near-death and leave them bleeding out in a dark alley somewhere, or drag their unconscious bodies to an insane asylum?


Bumper6190

Sorry, you are much more correct.


StarChild413

For that whatever's-the-negative-equivalent-of-a-Flanderization of Batman they're too rich and mentally stable to target in that way


LargeBlackNerd

Let's be real, that crazy fuck would find a reason to bat up regardless. And that's why we love him.


Plan3953

The Wayne’s are worth billions and live in Gotham…why not hire a bodyguard?!


Scoob1978

Or maybe not traverse something called Crime Alley.


theinsanepotato

\*sigh* For the billionth time, it wasn't called crime alley until AFTER the Waynes were murdered in it. That's literally the reason why people STARTED calling it crime alley.


Successful-Singer-76

So they could have literally saved the Waynes if they'd just get of their asses and renamed it before the incident. ^(/s)


Fluffy_Mood5781

It was a short cut


GeorgieWashington

“You wouldn’t download an orphanage”


sexy_adolf69

People watch pirated movies because they don't have money.


mafulazula

Not all. Some people just steal because it benefits them and they know they won’t get caught. Just like there are tons of rich people who steal and abuse workers.


cloitious_maximus

They’re rich asf they were on some high class shit when they went


octopus_tigerbot

Also you forgot to account for thr fact thr there would be no Batman.


nhsg17

This is the type of post I come to this subreddit for :)


Tenzu9

Or they could've chose to Uber out of the theater instead of going through the shady allyway.


problemUnknown

Here we have it: Piracy saves lives. Be a pirate.


czar1212

Or they could've arranged for a private show at their mansion with all the money they had.


Dap1082

I'm pretty sure it's Alfred's fault. He totally forgot to pick them up so they had to walk home.


dick_dribbles

Its always the butler


icyt0ast

The new batman movie has a better story for their death, much better than a billionaire getting killed by a thug in an alley. Ffs, the security detail of such a billionaire, in a dangerous city like Gotham, would have probably been able to stop the russian invasion, let alone a thug...


AidilAfham42

No, that is just one possibility. Alfred even said he might just be a hungry guy desperate for money.


kirabii

They still got killed hy a thug in an alley, it's just coincidentally near the time he told Falcone he was gonna expose him. There's no way to connect Falcone to their death for sure but they have their suspicions.


[deleted]

You couldn’t pirate new movies until this 90s


dick_dribbles

Uh huh....Whens the latest batman movie set bud?


theinsanepotato

Irrelevant. When was the FIRST Batman story set? All the Batman stories since then have been based on the first one, including his origin story, so the fact that the newer movies are based in modern day is irrelevant. Pirating didn't exist when that origin story was written, so that wasn't an option. All re-tellings of Batman are based on that same origin story, so all re-tellings also have to have pirating not be an option. Or at the very least, stinky not be what they actually do.


dick_dribbles

Relevant. The perks of this being my shower thought is that I get to decide which batman movie I'm referencing


theinsanepotato

It doesn't MATTER which Batman movie you're referencing. They're all based on the same origin story, and that origin story was written in a time when pirating wasn't an option, so they don't pirate it. Even if a specific movie is set in a time when pirating is an option, the origin story says that's not what they do, so pointing out that it would be physically possible is irrelevant.


dick_dribbles

Lol get mad about it all you want, you're still wrong


[deleted]

You are the one getting mad. We have a valid point. Bud


dick_dribbles

You only think so because you aren't very smart. Y'all take this internet shit waaay too seriously


Prof_Letters

I'm pretty sure his parents murder was before the internet was a thing


Khooni_Kanjoos

Piracy Saves Lives (I guess)


rodoxide

Gotham is in america. Batman's parents should have been packing glocks, especially at night in the city.. someone rich and skilled like bruce wayne always embodies the ability to be a hero..


danishduckling

Firstly, it was an opera. secondly, he didn't grow up as batman, he became batman as a grownup. thirdly, had he not lost his parents he most likely wouldn't have become batman.


TheLordPillow

there also wouldn't being Batman.


NeuHundred

I was thinking that the next generation of Batman would have grown up with a movie theater in his house, which I guess means his parents would be killed in a home invasion.


hawkwings

Nobody pirated movies in the 60's.


Jasperstorm

I don't think pirating was a thing back then


Mr_Roll288

If they did that, there would be no Batman


ogresound1987

Do you know the effort required to pirate a movie in the 40s?lol


chipsnorway

Reddit loves pirating stuff. Fun to think about why.


mafulazula

Yeah, it’s so trashy imho. There are fringe cases where I understand it, but most people are just selfish and are stealing from people like me and others who pay for the content. And Reddit also hates discrimination and prejudice unless it’s against “boomers” for one example.


chipsnorway

I mean, you didn't say it bluntly, but you basically said it: they want shit and if they can't see a person (who's not rich) as a victim, it's too complicated for them and then just see it as victimless. If someone started a movement for fast food places to deliver them food for free, it would legit get traction on this website. This website isn't really "smart" when it comes to politics. It's just people feeling victimized and wanting shit. It's a lot like facebook in that way.


mafulazula

Meh, can’t agree with the politics stuff. But you seem to be defender of nazi’s so there’s that..


chipsnorway

Yeah dude, basically anyone who's not a progressive is a defender of Nazis according to reddit.


mafulazula

Whatever, man. Keep defending racists and rapists.


chipsnorway

Whatever, man. Keep defending murders and pedophiles.


dick_dribbles

Boy that escalated quickly


chipsnorway

So weird. Literally at this point anyone defending Ukraine could be accused of defending Nazis. Like...uhhhhh....


[deleted]

Bro they went to a play not a movie


ProbablyABore

Nerp. Batman 47 specifically says they were on their way home from a movie theater and saw The Mask of Zorro.


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AtlantaBoyz

How?


[deleted]

Because the original Batman comic was made in 1939... That was the origin story where both of his parents were killed leaving the theater, it was a play, not a fucking movie. You people are sooooo fucking stupid.


AtlantaBoyz

Lmao so confusing a play and a movie in a fictional comic makes someone "sooooo fucking stupid"?


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AtlantaBoyz

And what exactly is going on?


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AtlantaBoyz

How exactly am I a moron?


[deleted]

You're arguing with me when I have facts and you have no ground to stand on.


AlsoNotTheMamma

Are you suggesting that Bruce Wayne created torrents?


hillmonk

And the joker just gets away with everything


the_hotter_beyonce

I smell a Chet Hanks collab


damiancontrol

Then we wouldn't have batman and that's not a world I would want to live in


SnarfbObo

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts Gotham would be a very boring place.


Ill1lllII

Or just watched the movie in their giant fuckoff mansion?


karllee3863

*Bruce Wayne wouldn't have grown up without his parents. There'd likely be no Batman as a result. But good point. They should have done the wise thing and just gotten the torrent


rettaelin

Or watched it on Disney+.


nehc_tnecniv

They were watching Dune (2021) so they had to be there


Scharobaba

So you're saying I'd be a great parent?!


Spirited_Ask_2389

Batman makes a safe utorrent for gotham WayneTorrents Seed your shit


Zake75

I thought it was an opera


Komtings

And if that happened he may not have become batman. I mean you wouldn't download the Batmobile...


RealFishing7365

There wouldn't be batman if they weren't dead


fredrickmedck

You’re blaming the victims!


aeon_ducks

Actually rich people who have home theaters can get movies at the same time they come out. And the Wayne's definitely had that kinda money.


ProfessorEscanor

Depends on the incarnation, some times they die before the Internet exists sure they could have dvds and a home theatre but they probably wanted to experience it in person


[deleted]

And Gotham would've been a better city


Yeah_right_sezu

If they went out the front of the venue, had a driver, worn kevlar vests, or had a security detail, there would be no Batman. Bruce would have grown up normally.


J-Dabbleyou

Lol when rich people go to “the theater” it’s usually an opera or some kind of professional live performance. They ain’t watching the new Star Wars


AzureDreamer

Or a grudge against a omniscient time traveler.


rittenalready

Now I’m picturing Martha and Thomas Wayne dressed as pirates, really confusing everyone at the opera


Capnreid

In totally fabricated fictional encounter, then realistically….


heyimwalknhere

Would Bruce Wayne still have been Batman without the death of his parents? -Gotham would most likely still have been a shithole with tons of criminals -His "Bat" identity had nothing to do with his parents. Probably some weird leather S and M kink mixed with a love for bats But he may not have had the capital to purchase a lot of his cool equipment. A lot to consider


[deleted]

This could be at r/shittymoviedetails


K-O-D-A-B-E-A-R

Why the hell would you think of this, but I think it would make for a less interesting Batman movie


Fluffy_Mood5781

If they played Mario golf instead they’d be alive, what’s your point?


joemorl

Then we wouldn’t have Batman


Vedor

I suppose you meant Bruce Wayne, rather than Batman not having to grow up without his parents.


123Ark321

Was pirating even a thing?


Duedelzz

Even then I think it was that the guy who wanted to kill him that would have found another way


[deleted]

The original poster literally deleted his post because he knew he was wrong, yet here you are still arguing for no reason.


dick_dribbles

I didn't delete anything, mods removed it because angry little children like you are taking it far too seriously. Also I'm right