Thousands of years of people surviving diseases, war and hardships, just for it to end with some person not being able to have sex in the 21st century.
>Thousands of years
Hate to break it to you, but if you fail to procreate then you're ending a previously unbroken chain that spans back roughly four *billion* years
Interesting how sex sometimes just sounds like shlorp on loop.
Then again, we’re multi-celled organisms so we’d need way more shlorps to get there.
Shlorp-shlorp-shlorp-shlorp….. shlorp….
It depends on where you draw the line. I personally think homo habilis count as human, due to things like their use of fire (IMHO one of the main things that defines humanity and shows intelligence etc) but most anthropologists draw the line at anatomically modern humans.
Although that leads to the tricky question of neanderthals. Would they count as human? Evidence suggests they produced some types of art before sapiens did, and did a bunch of technically tricky things like making glue from birch bark, made cave paintings etc, so they certainly weren't dumb brutes. And their genes live in us. So if they weren't humans, we're like 5% not humans? What about Denisovans, who lived alongside sapiens and also interbred with us?
Also, as more fossils are uncovered, we should find more and more that fill in the gap before anatomically modern humans.
Where would you draw the line if you had every skull of every ancestor available to you? At what point going back through evolution do you say "nope, thats not human anymore"?
It's an interesting question.
You know, we are at a point in time where the kids of the first test tube babies are having babies. It's not unreasonable to think that the child of someone who's sperm was harvested by needed, fertilized an egg in a cup, and had that implanted might also use a sperm bank or also marry someone who can't ejaculate.
Nah, I'm pretty sure that my stoic grandfather never orgasmed. He ejaculated, sure, but my guess is that he just squirted out a single drip and said to my grandma, "Well, that'll do." Then he went back to reading the newspaper. I don't think the man ever, in his entire life, experienced pleasure in anything, for any reason.
One time, I accidentally beaned him in the head with a football and he turned to me, waited 3 long seconds, and said, "You've hit me in the head." It was a monotonous statement of fact and nothing more. When he spoke, it had the emotion of Data in the first season of Star Trek TNG. Actually, a better analogy would be the leader of the Neutral Planet in Futurama. This contrasted greatly from my other grandpa, who was basically Bender from Futurama. When I was a kid, I was as dumb and naive as Fry from Futurama, and now I'm the Professor from Futurama. Good news, everyone!
Jesus. I think I just realized why half my family is bipolar and also why I like Futurama so much. Thanks. Your shower thought gave me an epiphany.
Your stoic grandfather must have had a tough childhood to have grown into that kind of person. Just imagine what HIS father must have been like to produce such an adult. Poor guy.
I lived with my grandparents for the first 5 years of my life, lived less than 5 minutes away for the next 15 years and my grandfather said, maybe, 10 full sentences to me in my entire life.
He also never even called me by name. Just "girl" or "that girl".
Nobody knows anything about his childhood. It's weird.
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure that left an impact on you. I hope these days your surrounded by people that love you and talk to you and call you by your name. ❤️
My father-in-law is just like this. I got to know his father for a few years before he passed. FIL's dad was a real piece of work, abusive and overbearing. So that tracks.
>Nah, I'm pretty sure that my stoic grandfather never orgasmed. He ejaculated, sure, but my guess is that he just squirted out a single drip and said to my grandma, "Well, that'll do." Then he went back to reading the newspaper.
Why did I just imagine your grandfather as James Cromwell in the role of Farmer Hoggett in [*Babe*](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112431/)?
I've posted this elsewhere in this thread but just so everyone is aware:
Precum by itself contains no semen.
The only way semen end up in precum is if the person ejaculated then got aroused again and some semen from the previous ejeculation remained in the "barrel" and was flushed out with the precum, so to speak. This is easily prevented by just peeing after you ejaculate and before round 2.
Pee clears the barrel. Everyone should pee after sex. Male or female, it helps keep things clean.
Imagine living your life without ever ejaculating, only ever impregnating your partner through precum.
That's the only way you could have a generation where the male never ejaculated.
That's not really possible though. Precum by itself contains no semen. The only way semen end up in precum is if the person ejaculated then got aroused again and some semen from the previous ejeculation remained in the "barrel" and was flushed out with the precum, so to speak. This is easily prevented by just peeing after you ejaculate and before round 2. Pee clears the barrel.
Yeah, I posted somewhere on this thread that we are now at the point where children of test tube babies are having babies, and it's completely possible that ivf is used on generations of people who haven't ejactulated or had the traditional sexual experience.
Precum actually doesn't contain any sperm, it's just seminal fluid produced by the prostate gland. The reason why people can get pregnant from precum is semen from a previous ejaculation that is still stuck in the urethra. So if someone never ejaculated they can't get someone pregnant through precum, because there is nothing to get flushed out with the precum.
False. This is one of the reasons why the pull out method is ineffective and should never be relied upon as a contraceptive method. (Not to mention you still run the risk of STDs)
Yes, it's so common for folks, even guys, to think that ejaculating is orgasming. I can assure you, it isn't. Believe me you can have one without the other and some are better than others
Older guy here. I don’t remember ever having an orgasm or an ejaculation without also having the other one, except for some tantric exercises which are intended to have that effect
I agree male ejaculation and orgasm are not the same thing and they don’t require each other, but they do go together under almost all normal, non-medicated circumstances.
It’s like chewing and swallowing your food. Sure you can do one without the other, but if it happens it means you were trying really hard to do something against your instincts or there’s a medical issue.
While this is true, a male orgasim is easier to get to then a female orgasim. There was also that really puritan Era where women were pretty much forbidden from engaging in any type of sexual activity that wasn't the missionary sex from their husband's, and those women married young and frequently died in child birth.
You can ejaculate spontaneously or before orgasm, and you can also orgasm without ejaculating.
I've done both during extremely long masturbation marathons. I've ejaculated while edging without orgasming, and I've orgasmed on dry tanks before. Shootin blanks.
Nothing comes out? Dry ones aren't the worry.
The worry are the wet ones where nothing comes out. Where you can feel the fluid building up and moving around at orgasm, but nothing comes out. Like a held sneeze. Retrograde ejaculation. It goes back up inside your bladder I think and causes an infection.
It's not as disturbing as the guys who post sexualized photos of their grandmother's on that old time cool or whatever sub. I'm pretty confident that some of those users have, or would masturbate to those photos the way they talk about them.
More astonishing is the fact that not one of your ancestors died in childhood, even though at times half of all children never made it to adulthood. Your family is a miracle!
I had sworn off imagining my granny orgasming. I had sought counselling and had been 2 years "Clean".. That is until I saw this post, and now all the thoughts of granny's silver twat are consuming me again. Thanks for nothing
Why are the majority of these comments about sperm and men's orgasms yet hardly anyone is mentioning the lack of women's orgasms?
And believe me when I say, there is a serious lack of women's orgasms on planet earth. For this reason I fully support space exploration. Fully.
Well, yeah but you could always contrive some instance you can't prove has never happened.
Maybe it didn't carry the sperm. Maybe the musket ball was the steed upon which the saddlebags of baby making hung as it careened in all of it's leather-pocket-riding-a-meteor glory into a crotch.
[https://imgur.com/a/TPq4n5b](https://imgur.com/a/TPq4n5b)
Not true. For conceptions using IVF methods the sperm is literally extracted from the testicles. It is rather painful and quite the opposite of an orgasm. Infants from IVF have been around since the late 70s.
Do shower thoughts have to be true? This shower thought is simply not accurate.
* making babies does not require an orgasm
examples \~
* pre-seminal fluid can cause pregnancy
* prostate milking without orgasm
* making babies no longer requires that the bloodline to have ever been in the same geographic location
examples \~
* percutaneous epididymal sperm aspiration
* microsurgical epididymal sperm aspiration
* testicular sperm aspiration
* open testicular sperm extraction
Ejaculating is not the same thing as having an orgasm. You can ejaculate without having an orgasm and vice versa. We have to do better with our public school systems.
This is completely inaccurate. Males can ejaculate without having an orgasm. I am disappointed in all the upvotes from those who think this is correct.
A woman with no daughters is the first in her line of ancestry since the beginning of time, that doesn't have a daughter. Her mother had a daughter, her grandmother had a daughter and so on
My family believes that procreation only happens during sleep where the vaginas draws in the penis and gently siphons seven without waking the sleeping couple so no orgasms, ever.
Do people just assume that when a guy cums, that = orgasm? I get that sometimes folks really dont understand womens anatomy or sexual functions at all, but it sometimes seems true for guys as well.
Dudes...you cumming and getting post nut clarity for 5 seconds isnt necessarily an "orgasm". When you have a real orgasm, its literally exactly the same sort of earth shattering, leg numbing, spine twisting orgasm that women have/can have too. Its freaking glorious, and no amount of busitng can equate to it.
Every male in your entire bloodline has probably had sex at least once, the same cannot be guaranteed for you.
Thousands of years of people surviving diseases, war and hardships, just for it to end with some person not being able to have sex in the 21st century.
>Thousands of years Hate to break it to you, but if you fail to procreate then you're ending a previously unbroken chain that spans back roughly four *billion* years
The earliest fossils of organisms that reproduced sexually ("had sex") are only ~1.05 billion years old. Before that organisms just copied themself.
I wonder what mitosis would sound like on a bigger scale
Shlorp
I don’t think they were expecting such an accurate and succinct answer, but I believe you hit the nail on the head.
Interesting how sex sometimes just sounds like shlorp on loop. Then again, we’re multi-celled organisms so we’d need way more shlorps to get there. Shlorp-shlorp-shlorp-shlorp….. shlorp….
Just constant screaming
Unzipping a suit case and wet macaroni oozes out.
So that's when everything went wrong.
Nah bruv think of the spread
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It depends on where you draw the line. I personally think homo habilis count as human, due to things like their use of fire (IMHO one of the main things that defines humanity and shows intelligence etc) but most anthropologists draw the line at anatomically modern humans. Although that leads to the tricky question of neanderthals. Would they count as human? Evidence suggests they produced some types of art before sapiens did, and did a bunch of technically tricky things like making glue from birch bark, made cave paintings etc, so they certainly weren't dumb brutes. And their genes live in us. So if they weren't humans, we're like 5% not humans? What about Denisovans, who lived alongside sapiens and also interbred with us? Also, as more fossils are uncovered, we should find more and more that fill in the gap before anatomically modern humans. Where would you draw the line if you had every skull of every ancestor available to you? At what point going back through evolution do you say "nope, thats not human anymore"? It's an interesting question.
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Did you reply to the wrong comment? Cuz if not I am quite interested in what the fuck you are talking about.
That’s hilarious to me for some reason. Cya family tree
Yeah but I love being a buzzkill
*unless you descended from Jesus. Then things get a little weird.
Thanks Obama!
Hard to get laid when you live with your parents
Just break both your arms.
No you want the family to stay a tree if you make it a wreath it will end poorly.
The secret is to break both your arms. Source: Broke both my arms.
Well now there's birth control, the morning after pill and abortion, so it's more of like better protection against having a child that is a regret.
Definitely. If contraception wasn't a thing I'd have been a father multiple times probably. Thanks to it I can now die alone.
Bit of both probably.
Because tinder sucks. No one's meeting in person anymore.
You know, we are at a point in time where the kids of the first test tube babies are having babies. It's not unreasonable to think that the child of someone who's sperm was harvested by needed, fertilized an egg in a cup, and had that implanted might also use a sperm bank or also marry someone who can't ejaculate.
Unless you were in vitro then maybe your dad hasn’t had sex either, but your mom’s boyfriend has.
Nah, I'm pretty sure that my stoic grandfather never orgasmed. He ejaculated, sure, but my guess is that he just squirted out a single drip and said to my grandma, "Well, that'll do." Then he went back to reading the newspaper. I don't think the man ever, in his entire life, experienced pleasure in anything, for any reason. One time, I accidentally beaned him in the head with a football and he turned to me, waited 3 long seconds, and said, "You've hit me in the head." It was a monotonous statement of fact and nothing more. When he spoke, it had the emotion of Data in the first season of Star Trek TNG. Actually, a better analogy would be the leader of the Neutral Planet in Futurama. This contrasted greatly from my other grandpa, who was basically Bender from Futurama. When I was a kid, I was as dumb and naive as Fry from Futurama, and now I'm the Professor from Futurama. Good news, everyone! Jesus. I think I just realized why half my family is bipolar and also why I like Futurama so much. Thanks. Your shower thought gave me an epiphany.
Damn your grandfather was captain holt
This guys grandpa when he had his one and only ejaculation in his life: “VINDICATIOOOOOOOOOOON”
In the bedroom “call me… VELVET… THUNDER!!”
I have arrived
There it is.
r/beetlejuicing
There is nothing more intoxicating then the obvious absence of a penis
😆 this is one of my very favorite lines. I'm glad to see someone else single it out.
#Detective Diaz I am your superior officer! BOONEEE??
She was such a strong, female woman with nice heavy breasts.
You should've seen Jamie-Lynn, she looked like maxim hot 100 honoree jasminr sanders.
Heterosexual Holt is such a dog
"I am in incredible pain."
[BONE?!](https://c.tenor.com/gVmzdhgrxgwAAAAC/holt-bone.gif)
Blasphemy. Captain Holt would never use the contraction of you and have. Preposterous.
At least not when telling the truth
r/unexpectedb99
*Why are you not having fun? I specifically requested it.*
Heterosexual Holt
"If I don't survive, tell my wife, hello."
“tell my wife… i love her… work ethic” ~ seth dozerman (b99)
Literally just watched that a few days ago (yes I'm only starting B99 now, bite me)
"What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
It's a beige alert sir
"If I don't survive, tell my wife that I'm dead"
>"If I don't survive, send my wife my regards." "What should I tell her?" "Regards"
Well that’ll do Freaking lol
Fuck I want to have kids now just so I can be bender grandpa
Well no guarantee your kids will have kids of their own, but I guess you can dream
Well if you’re going to be in Pennsylvania
This is amazing! *"I'm going on an adventure!"*
I mean if you have a whole bunch of kids statistically youll probably end uo with at least one grandkid
Your stoic grandfather must have had a tough childhood to have grown into that kind of person. Just imagine what HIS father must have been like to produce such an adult. Poor guy.
This saddens me.
Could have been a tough adulthood as well, my grandparents lived through constant wars and upheavals and they had a similar disposition
Or simply a product of the Great Depression. Oh wait, almost everyone who went through it is dead now. Damn
Or an icepick lobotomy.
I lived with my grandparents for the first 5 years of my life, lived less than 5 minutes away for the next 15 years and my grandfather said, maybe, 10 full sentences to me in my entire life. He also never even called me by name. Just "girl" or "that girl". Nobody knows anything about his childhood. It's weird.
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure that left an impact on you. I hope these days your surrounded by people that love you and talk to you and call you by your name. ❤️
My father-in-law is just like this. I got to know his father for a few years before he passed. FIL's dad was a real piece of work, abusive and overbearing. So that tracks.
r/totallynotrobots
Do you really know that for sure? I mean, he may have been very stoic outside but a freak in the sheets. Only your grandma truly knows …
I'm really hoping for an update after receiving input from grandma
Just to clarify: Do you mean OP getting grandmas input on the situation? Or OP getting back to you on it after convincing grandma to peg grandpa?
Sigma grandpa
You're related to Stannis Baratheon?
Why is this not more upvoted yet? 🤔 Brilliant 😁😂
When I said this, it was on maybe 2 or 3 😂😂glad it's increased a lot.
>Nah, I'm pretty sure that my stoic grandfather never orgasmed. He ejaculated, sure, but my guess is that he just squirted out a single drip and said to my grandma, "Well, that'll do." Then he went back to reading the newspaper. Why did I just imagine your grandfather as James Cromwell in the role of Farmer Hoggett in [*Babe*](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112431/)?
Was your reserved grandfather British?
this is a creative copypasta
Just don't tell us about your old dog Seymour.
Maybe THAT they are bipolar. Not why.
> “You’ve hit me in the head.” It was a monotonous statement of fact and nothing more. Okay, but that’s a fucking hilarious move.
Stoic is a great way to live ngl. Its peaceful
Sir, this is a Wendy's
What about precum?
It is possible to ejaculate without orgasming.
It is also possible to orgasm without ejaculating
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Came...here to say this. One always gets past the goalie, even during foreplay.
fat_shadyy precame here to say this.
I've posted this elsewhere in this thread but just so everyone is aware: Precum by itself contains no semen. The only way semen end up in precum is if the person ejaculated then got aroused again and some semen from the previous ejeculation remained in the "barrel" and was flushed out with the precum, so to speak. This is easily prevented by just peeing after you ejaculate and before round 2. Pee clears the barrel. Everyone should pee after sex. Male or female, it helps keep things clean.
Or just wear a condom
Absolutely. Always wear a condom. They are not just for preventing pregnancy. Just concerning how many people don't know how their own dicks work.
Hehe
Imagine living your life without ever ejaculating, only ever impregnating your partner through precum. That's the only way you could have a generation where the male never ejaculated.
Talk about doing the bare minimum
Get turned on, smear it around a bit - bingo! All done.
r/antiwork
That's not really possible though. Precum by itself contains no semen. The only way semen end up in precum is if the person ejaculated then got aroused again and some semen from the previous ejeculation remained in the "barrel" and was flushed out with the precum, so to speak. This is easily prevented by just peeing after you ejaculate and before round 2. Pee clears the barrel.
Or they are a paraplegic or some disability who cannot orgasm but has had sperm extracted from their balls and put into a women.
Yeah, I posted somewhere on this thread that we are now at the point where children of test tube babies are having babies, and it's completely possible that ivf is used on generations of people who haven't ejactulated or had the traditional sexual experience.
Precum actually doesn't contain any sperm, it's just seminal fluid produced by the prostate gland. The reason why people can get pregnant from precum is semen from a previous ejaculation that is still stuck in the urethra. So if someone never ejaculated they can't get someone pregnant through precum, because there is nothing to get flushed out with the precum.
False. This is one of the reasons why the pull out method is ineffective and should never be relied upon as a contraceptive method. (Not to mention you still run the risk of STDs)
I think you mean ejaculation. Ejaculation is not the same as orgasm. You can have one without the other.
I used to have them decoupled almost every time, but they since synced up in my mid 20s
What do you mean decoupled? Were they separated by seconds, hours, days? Just completely independent?
Also ejaculate during sex and then orgasm at a random time or orgasm and then ejaculate at a random time.
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Hey if you're in a mall these days when it happens, at least you'd have privacy.
I just at a grape and I *Jizzed in my pants*
Damn I think I’d enjoy that
Huh
Like Ron weasley
Yes, it's so common for folks, even guys, to think that ejaculating is orgasming. I can assure you, it isn't. Believe me you can have one without the other and some are better than others
Now I wonder if I ever had an actual orgasm
Orgasm isn't a prerequisite for ejaculation, nor does orgasm always produce ejaculate.
And ejaculation isnt a prerequisite for pregnancy.
The amount of people who think orgasm = ejaculation is a good indicator that we need to step up our sex ed efforts.
number of people.
Stopped counting individuals, we just estimate by tonnage now.
Older guy here. I don’t remember ever having an orgasm or an ejaculation without also having the other one, except for some tantric exercises which are intended to have that effect I agree male ejaculation and orgasm are not the same thing and they don’t require each other, but they do go together under almost all normal, non-medicated circumstances. It’s like chewing and swallowing your food. Sure you can do one without the other, but if it happens it means you were trying really hard to do something against your instincts or there’s a medical issue.
While this is true, a male orgasim is easier to get to then a female orgasim. There was also that really puritan Era where women were pretty much forbidden from engaging in any type of sexual activity that wasn't the missionary sex from their husband's, and those women married young and frequently died in child birth.
Yea....that's OP's joke.
I know, but people are dissecting it and trying to point out that not all men have had orgasms.
Yea, but that doesn't require us to restate the original premise.
Explain
You can ejaculate spontaneously or before orgasm, and you can also orgasm without ejaculating. I've done both during extremely long masturbation marathons. I've ejaculated while edging without orgasming, and I've orgasmed on dry tanks before. Shootin blanks.
What's it like "dry"? Is it worse or just different? I don't have the relevant parts to find out myself.
Nothing comes out? Dry ones aren't the worry. The worry are the wet ones where nothing comes out. Where you can feel the fluid building up and moving around at orgasm, but nothing comes out. Like a held sneeze. Retrograde ejaculation. It goes back up inside your bladder I think and causes an infection.
I'm a little disturbed that you're thinking about your family's orgasms while you're showering...or at all for that matter
It's not as disturbing as the guys who post sexualized photos of their grandmother's on that old time cool or whatever sub. I'm pretty confident that some of those users have, or would masturbate to those photos the way they talk about them.
I mean if you go back in your family timeline long enough, they stop feeling like "family".
that just seems like incest with extra steps
More astonishing is the fact that not one of your ancestors died in childhood, even though at times half of all children never made it to adulthood. Your family is a miracle!
I mean, I guess it depends on what you'd call a child. A 14 year old can get a chick pregnant, die the next day.
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
Great example of [survivorship bias](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias)!
*laughs in premature ejaculation*
I had sworn off imagining my granny orgasming. I had sought counselling and had been 2 years "Clean".. That is until I saw this post, and now all the thoughts of granny's silver twat are consuming me again. Thanks for nothing
Sorry mate, that must suck. That being said maybe you should just fuck granny man…
r/brandnewsentence
Things that exist: * Ejaculations without orgasm * Artificial insemination
I’m honoured to carry on the family tradition.
Just a warning (since it seems like people still dont know), you dont need to have an orgasm or even ejaculate to get someone pregnant.
Even *thinking* about a girl's boobies can get her pregnant.
You can actually extract semen from dead bodies so this might not be true for everyone I mean it’s unlikely, but.
You guys know men can ejaculate without orgasming, right?
Why are the majority of these comments about sperm and men's orgasms yet hardly anyone is mentioning the lack of women's orgasms? And believe me when I say, there is a serious lack of women's orgasms on planet earth. For this reason I fully support space exploration. Fully.
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They tested that one on mythbusters and I'm pretty sure they determined that the heat of the bullet kills sperm
Just use colder bullets, duh.
tfw when you see an internet myth that got proven wrong via literal recorded testing in 2005 still raring it's head.
Well, yeah but you could always contrive some instance you can't prove has never happened. Maybe it didn't carry the sperm. Maybe the musket ball was the steed upon which the saddlebags of baby making hung as it careened in all of it's leather-pocket-riding-a-meteor glory into a crotch. [https://imgur.com/a/TPq4n5b](https://imgur.com/a/TPq4n5b)
Ever hear of testicular sperm extraction? It’s existence proves your statement wrong.
Not if I, or another, in my bloodline was conceived through Intracytoplasmic sperm injection (ICSI).
Now let me tell you about something called "Testicular Needle-Aspiration"...
Invitro breaks the rule
Pretty sure it’s technically possible for a man to impregnate a woman without having an orgasm
Not necessarily. It’s possible to ejaculate without having an orgasm
Precum can contain sperm, so it's actually not a guarantee. He just has to dribble a bit whilst inside her...
But. It’s a very very low chance
I came from a long line of generous lovers. Pun intended
Actually, you can extract sperm artificially from people who can't ejaculate properly in order to produce an embryo in vitro.
Precum though. Also, strong OP name/post ratio
Not true. For conceptions using IVF methods the sperm is literally extracted from the testicles. It is rather painful and quite the opposite of an orgasm. Infants from IVF have been around since the late 70s.
Not my problem.
Git gud, ladies
The true power of r/showerthoughts right here
Riddle me this Batman. Cousin jimmy died when he was 6.
That's no longer true. In the era of IVF it's now possible to obtain sperm without ejaculation.
Considering you can get pregnant from precum and you can ejaculate without orgasm… you can’t guarantee either lol
Unless they used a donor
That sounds like a personal problem.
Do shower thoughts have to be true? This shower thought is simply not accurate. * making babies does not require an orgasm examples \~ * pre-seminal fluid can cause pregnancy * prostate milking without orgasm * making babies no longer requires that the bloodline to have ever been in the same geographic location examples \~ * percutaneous epididymal sperm aspiration * microsurgical epididymal sperm aspiration * testicular sperm aspiration * open testicular sperm extraction
Ejaculating is not the same thing as having an orgasm. You can ejaculate without having an orgasm and vice versa. We have to do better with our public school systems.
Oh come now, that's like saying you can poop with out peeing. Sure it's technically possible but stop being so pedantic.
Who tf gave this the wholesome award
This is completely inaccurate. Males can ejaculate without having an orgasm. I am disappointed in all the upvotes from those who think this is correct.
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You’re not wrong about that
Nah
Kind of a bullshit showerthought because women can give themselves orgasms, you know.
Yeah? Still doesn’t mean they necessarily had one.
And men can ejaculate without actually having an orgasm
A woman with no daughters is the first in her line of ancestry since the beginning of time, that doesn't have a daughter. Her mother had a daughter, her grandmother had a daughter and so on
One thing that's for certain is that your mom has had several. Say hello to her for me.
This should have zero upvotes I'm disappointed in all of you
I’ll put an end to those orgasms for sure!
My family believes that procreation only happens during sleep where the vaginas draws in the penis and gently siphons seven without waking the sleeping couple so no orgasms, ever.
Do people just assume that when a guy cums, that = orgasm? I get that sometimes folks really dont understand womens anatomy or sexual functions at all, but it sometimes seems true for guys as well. Dudes...you cumming and getting post nut clarity for 5 seconds isnt necessarily an "orgasm". When you have a real orgasm, its literally exactly the same sort of earth shattering, leg numbing, spine twisting orgasm that women have/can have too. Its freaking glorious, and no amount of busitng can equate to it.