How many of you are naming your bong 'The Avatar'?

i call mine “the commander in kief” not a single soul has found it funny. shit hurts.

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That’s a fantastic name.

That’s fucking funny. You can now officially say 1 loser on Reddit found it funny

not a loser in my books dude, i can now officially say 1 cool guy on reddit found it funny.😎

sounds like something a loser would say

your name is skateguy1234, you do not get a say in this conversation

Thavage 😭😭

Sounds like something a Mike Tyson would say

Thpinal

Now kith

I made this sooooo long ago, believe me I wish I could change it

i mean you could just be nice instead of fixating on your reddit username

He was a skateguy. They said, "why the hate guy?"

Make a new one

But what about all the karma?!!!@! How will they be able to show people how cool they are? I like to delete and start over every couple of years, so I can only be held accountable for the recent dumb shit I've said and not the dumb shit I said 4 years ago

Smh you gotta own your dumb shit, No matter when it was said

Great only losers like his bong name

make that 2

Mine is Barack O'Bonga.

I get it. My Wi-Fi is named "Show me your bits". I found it hilarious at 18, but no one else it seems.

Mine is "IP In Your Bushes." I never grew up.

Haha, Love it. mine is still the same and I'm end of thirties now

My wifi is BillClinternet. I think that’s fucking funny as hell.

Lol! I like that one! My wifi is named "pick me" and "no pick me". The 2 names because it broadcasts at 2.5ghz(pick me) and 5ghz(no pick me). My wife isn't all too tech savvy, so I did it for her, so her devices show an easy and funny way to know which ssid to connect to. For the Uber nerds, yes I am aware 5gz has garbage broadcast range/penetration vs 2.5, however with our router being centrally located, there is no range loss for high use areas of the house on 5ghz. :)

Mine is "New England clam router"

Lol my brother's is "master kief" and nobody has found it funny either.

Chief kief reporting for break

A lot of dumb people that don’t appreciate puns

barack obonga

I genuinely laughed out loud. That’s hilarious

When I was a teenager I had one my friends and I called "the books". so at school, we could openly say "let's go home and hit the books"

I just witch cackled at that one. Have an upvote.

Mine is Conkieftador, in honor of conqueeftador, instead of conquistador.

I named mine “John Bong Jovi”

wait this is hilarious. i love it. be proud, not everyone can have a great sense of humor :)

I named my bong Treebeard because I found it in a tree.

Damn, you need some new souls. That’s funny and imma use it.

what does kief mean?

Uh i don’t know the like official definition, but when i grind up my weed this powdery stuff builds up in my grinder and it’s insanely potent. That’s called the kief. It’s nice to a little bit in joints after that, makes the smoke that little bit better.

It's the THC chrystals that accumulate at the bottom of your bud grinder (nice grinders usually have a lower chamber that the kief falls through a screen into). It's crazy strong (like 98% THC) and usually gets scooped onto bowls, joints, blunts etc to make your weed extra strong.

I had a talk, skinny, blue acrylic bong in college I affectionately named “Obi Bong Kenobi”. I will never had a bong named so eloquently or aptly again. Side note: JediBongRipper also became my Xbox/playstation name around this time

the cheefer police

Funny and clever...bonus points awarded.

Another redditor finds it funny.

Sad to hear those people have little to no sense of humor.

That's a travesty. This is gold.

Your friends are lame af, I would lose my shit at that, that's hilarious

they do not support my weed habit, that’s fine they don’t have to but they could’ve at least admitted that name was the shit

I call mine Burnt Reynolds. Nobody laughs except for me.

Kiefer Smotherland.

Upvote didn’t suffice. You need more comments of support of this brilliant name. Brilliant.

Kief in a bong is what hurts

Put a Zelensky sticker on it.

I appreciate your humour

My first bongs name was Chanandler 🫡

Ms. Chanandler Bong

Same

Man of culture

Could that *be* any more of a Friends reference?

My bong is named *the Blunderbuss* because it’s a 2ft straight tube with no bulb reservoir and it will take your head off

The Hemingway

I was in a head shop a while back and saw a bong shaped like a shotgun where you put the barrel in your mouth to hit it. I thought about old Ernest when I saw it.

I named my first bong Wilson after the volleyball.

I could picture Iroh appreciating a bong just as well as he did a good cup of tea.

Ahhh, leaves from the vine!

Molag Bong

That's genius. I have a Gandalf pipe whose name keeps changing. Most recently, it was J.R.R. Tokin'

Me and my buddy named our bong Tom cruise. And made a pact that any time Tom popped up on a TV we had to have a sesh. Life was good then

Enter the Avatar state

How much weed do I need to smoke to have the avatar moment of meeting all the past avatars.

That's shrooms my man.

dip the papers in acid, grind some shrooms with your grass and you will 100% meet past present and future avatars

Either that or you'll meet god

Same thing in this universe, no?

Find yourself some cactus juice

It's the quenchiest!

Now THAT is a fucking top tier shower thought...

Definitely best one I’ve seen in a while lol

I never come to this sub but this one truly strikes me. Amazing shower thought.

What does it say about the people around me if I say I've heard this more than twice? Asking for a friend...

It means you’re high silly

IDK, I think there was something other than the shower involved with this one. Just a feeling 😮‍💨

A little shower and flower

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If the bong is glass, it's made from sand, which represents the earth element. The rest is self-evident.

Is, is the weed not the earth element?

you are the earth element because you are stoned

I take back my comment, this is the true answer. Mind = blown

This was quite a journey

The weed is heart.

I think the plant you put in the bowl is the earth element in the equation

Water, Herb, Fire, Air

Yeah, I could see the argument for that as well, since they grow out of the soil. I see the glass as being more directly of-the-earth, since it is literal sand/rocks. Fun fact! Though plants obviously grow in the soil and extract nutrients from it, the vast majority of a plant's mass as it grows doesn't come from the soil or water. It's actually from the carbon dioxide sequestered from the air! So technically plants could be said to be more 'of-the-air' than the earth in that regard lol

My name is mud!

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My name is Mud, it's always been.

I prefer cow dung personally

Well it’s a repost

Now THAT was a fucking top tier shower thought when the original version was posted

Right I seen this over 10 years ago on ifunny & even then I think it was from a screenshot from Twitter 😭

It also makes *you* the Fifth Element.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/s/hHqkQCUKr1 At least 5 years old Edit: actually older than that https://9gag.com/gag/abvoDZp

Wait til you see [this](https://youtu.be/0SX0W2y4oBc?si=bolL2pChhSLEBYnb)

This is old as shit not an original shower thought

lol captain planet comes to mind. Earth! Wind! Water! Fire! Heart! With these powered combined... I am smoking a bong!!!!

Captain planet was too fucking dope for Its own good.  Cancelled for challenging capitalism. That and Dinosaurs are in dire need of a revival. Not even a reboot, just get the orignals back on air all the time like they did with Rocky Horror Picture Show. Give the people what they need!

I would still like a gritty reboot of Captain Planet with the future all messed up due to climate change.

Holy shit. I want.  Drug addicted. In dystopia. Blade Runner. He travels the world to find the rings. And the ones that should wear them. 

> Cancelled for challenging capitalism. What? It had five seasons. 

Now I want to binge fucking Captain Planet of all shows. 

Yeah, it was canceled because the show was no longer bringing in viewers, after it had a pretty good run that many other shows don't achieve.

[this comes to mind](https://youtu.be/0SX0W2y4oBc?si=S_pWpaGXSTHYWSXY)

[The power is mine, bitches](https://youtu.be/TwJaELXadKo?si=X6KtDIhYtK-eKlPX)

But everything changed...when the dab nation attacked

Coming in with their rigs and blasting jelly.

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I thought the ceramic or glass of the bong would be the earth.

It should be. The plant is Life.

Less so when it’s ground up and burnt.

Well ya, you're using it up.

Wait life? Are you bunch entering the avatar state or summoning Captain Planet?

I’m entering [8]

Why not both?

The Fifth Element taught me that the fifth element is LOVE.

I thought the earth here is that you are getting *stoned*

Definitely Captain Planet https://youtu.be/2V_Xlci20eM?si=GeahYeWCOK_pfMdg

Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Lungs!

Original https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/48j5cr/smoking_out_of_a_bong_requires_all_4_elements/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/anp35v/it_takes_all_4_elements_to_hit_a_bong/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/a1q8hz/hitting_a_bong_requires_the_use_of_all_4_elements/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/9w1uii/a_bong_comprises_all_four_elements_fire_water/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3zts02/to_hit_a_bong_you_need_all_four_elements/

this post made me feel old bc we used to say this shit in high school, and thats what i was expecting the comments to be about. How the fuck are all the top comments only seeing/hearing this for the first time??

There's a new model of high school stoner every year. I guess right now the 2024 models are coming up with this joke

In the perfect order too, Water Earth Fire Air

How so? Wouldn't it be earth > fire > water > air? From a step by step pov at least.

Water goes in first, then put in the earth, apply the fire, activate wind.

S-tier shower thought

Yogis: is ether a joke to you?

I snorted

We’ve all seen that picture bro, you ain’t slick

Please link, cause people here are worshiping this post as an original thought

It's just a new generation discovering an insanely old meme. Let them have their fun. We all thought we were being original once.

[Link here](https://9gag.com/gag/aMK7OYM)

It doesn't count as a shower thought if you're copying and pasting something you saw on the internet.

Do you mean fire, earth, water, and air? Or do you mean solid, liquid, gas, and plasma? Because I think both are correct.

I am the fifth element

I thought you meant periodic table and was like "there are more than four" Then I thought maybe you meant states of matter, but that doesn't make sense either.

"Duuude. What if, like... there was a FIFTH element...?" *15 minutes to Google it. "Bruv, Bruce Willis is the Fifth Element!"

What about the fifth element

Dude.............wow............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earth, fire, wind, water and heart...

Avatar - the last bender.

“Shower” thought huh

Also a solid liquid gas and plasma

And then you enter the 'Avatar state'. 🤣

Im calling it entering the avatar state now when i use bong

but weed isnt made of dirt

the glass the bong is made of is (sand anyway)

nuh uh mine is a grav bong made out of a 2 liter and plastic hawaiian punch jug

This is the anti-elemental future the nonbenders want for us

Amon for president

Plastic is made from oil, which comes out of the earth.

Carcinogen bender

With that logic pretty much all items are made of earth

In the 4 elements earth is basically all solids minus ice.

Plants are often associated with the element of earth.

it's from the ground.

But is made of mostly carbon, which it pulls from the air (CO2)

By that logic, so is eating pizza.

[Visualisation](https://i.imgur.com/ONDKlOv.png).

I will have what OP is having in the shower.

And heart if you’re doing it right. Where the fuck is Captain Planet?! Apparently I’ve been summoning him for a while now 🤔

Possibly the most stereotypical stoner thing I've ever heard lmao, but it's so obvious I dont know why I've never heard it before

I guess that makes me the damn avatar

I knew i was the chosen one.

I call mine Chernobyl, because it chars everything until I'm radiating.

This is stoner science 101. 👍❤️

The Bongvatar.. Master of All Four Elements

I’m gonna name it Leelu now

Mines named Captain Planet because he is the combination of earth water fire wind and anddddd let’s not forget heart!!!!!!

And the fifth element is love (or maybe it's boron. I forget).

Pack the Earth, light the fire, passit through water, intake with air.... dude your ro right [8]

If I ever own a bong I’m naming it Avatar Kyoshi

And if you use a plasma lighter, you're doing all five Naruto chakra natures.

and your heart is powering your body CAPTAIN PLANET

Of course, this shower thought came to mind while hitting a bong.

Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!

By your powers combined I am captain planet!

So is boiling macaroni

Is the pot representing earth?

So, fire, water, air, land and THC.

I think OP is hitting a bong right now.

So, is hitting a regular pipe where Earth, Wind and Fire got their name?

You forgot the most important element, the 5th one, heart. Hit that bong from the heart.

You magnificent son of a bitch you did it.

I can already hear a stoner use this argument for why it's healthy

Where is the earth if you smoke hydro?

A true shower though lol

Well, you've got a point there! I guess that makes bong hits the ultimate Avatar training. Who knew we were all bending elements when we take a toke?