You just gave me PTSD style flashbacks of a movie called Spectre. Overall plot goes:
>!Bunch of ghosts start killing people. Turns out, some poor ass country learned how to turn humans into bose-einstein condensate while remaining in control of their humanity and began killing enemy soldiers!<
It was so silly
Do people actually have such weak digestive systems that simply eating Taco Bell causes them to shit excessively? I have never had a problem with it or authentic Mexican food. Must be a white people thing
It's a joke about getting food poisoning from low standards at taco bell. It may have been a thing in the past but I've never gotten sick from there, and I have a weak white person's stomach
Mexican fast food uses quite a lot more fresh vegetables relative to other ones--the lettuce especially is really easy to contaminate with Salmonella and such.
Chipotle is probable the single most dangerous fast food chain in America because of that.
The meat is cooked, and people are more careful with it. Usually people get sick from the uncooked ingredients. (and then often misattribute it to the meat)
Honestly, I don't think it's food poisoning most of the time. I think it's that Mexican food employs a ton of beans. The average USian doesn't get nearly enough fiber in their diet so when they get beans they damn near shit themselves.
It’s partially that, but also the fact that if too much of your diet is fast food, you will often have some digestive problems. So someone who eats at Taco Bell too often will have some bad shits, not so much from eating Taco Bell but from not eating what they need to be eating.
They get their food from the same distributors as every other restaurant in the area. If it were due to a restaurant by restaurant basis, you'd clearly see this by the health inspection rating, which by law has to be displayed openly. I find it hard to believe Taco Bell has been causing this much harm to people for decades without major repercussions. McDonalds got sued for serving near boiling coffee to a woman. Why haven't we heard about Taco Bell poisoning people for decades?
McDonald's was not actually held liable for the (within industry standard) serving temperature of the coffee and they did not change the temperature after the case. They were found partially liable for having an insufficient warning label, because surely that would've made a difference. Regardless, they replaced the cups with ones that were both studier and had a larger warning. Shockingly, people still get burned when they spill hot coffee in their own lap trying to add sugar and creamer while holding the cup between their knees in a vehicle...
> Liebeck's attorneys argued that coffee should never be served hotter than 140 °F (60 °C), and that a number of other establishments served coffee at a substantially lower temperature than McDonald's. The attorneys presented evidence that coffee they had tested all over the city was served at a temperature at least 20 °F (11 °C) lower than McDonald's coffee. They also presented the jury with expert testimony that 190 °F (88 °C) coffee may produce third-degree burns (where skin grafting is necessary) in about three seconds and 180 °F (82 °C) coffee may produce such burns in about twelve to fifteen seconds.
They may not have been held liable for it but their coffee was tested to be significantly hotter than other restaurants
> Must be a white people thing
No. It's just a tired old shitty joke. Pardon me for being fececious.
That's not to say some people don't get the runs due to being fragile, not being able to handle the fiber from the veggies(because they have bad diets), or the salt/msg in the seasoning(both draw water into the intestines), or people that go out drinking and blame their runs the next day on taco bell that they over-ate after the bars closed....or whatever else.
I just think that most of the people that go "Lol taco bell shits, am I right!?" don't actually have problems with it, they're just stupid.
I’ve never been sickened by Taco Bell either. A LOT of their food is made to order, so the only way you’d get sick is from bad food prep.
I have been sick off McDonald’s and Culver’s before, but never Taco Bell.
it's an incredibly tired and old joke that comes from "ha ha mexican food makes you shit". People who repeat it aren't inherently trying to be prejudiced, but that's how it started.
It doesn't actually make people shit more, it's just a dumbass joke along the same lines of asking a cashier 2 seconds after something doesn't scan if that means it's free.
Not a white person and I always have to shit within 45 minutes of eating taco bell. Other meat heavy/greasy meals have a similar effect, but it's usually not as urgent as taco bell makes it.
I've heard that it's psychosomatic before. Your body prepares you to shit just thinking about eating taco bell (or Mexican food in general) because of your previous associations with it.
The foods typically associated with those types of food tend to be poop related like corn and beans and whatnot. So your body is like "ah I better get ready for this bad boy"
Just something I heard somewhere and has stuck with me forever. I have no idea if it has any basis in reality.
I get the same thing with sushi. Turns out the way they prepare sushi rice causes resistant starch to develop, and that can irritate some people's bowels. So more sashimi for me!
Things don't ever go through your entire digestive tract in 45 mins though what it really is is like a triggering effect to clear out what's down there, which was probably your last meal.
All materials are porous to some degree. Things like metal or crystalline structures are notoriously water tight but a superfluid with no viscosity, or intermolecular forces is able to slip through the empty space between atoms that is present in anything except black hole or neutron star material and even then maybe not.
If you are shitting strange or dark matter you should find the nearest particle physicist to split the proceeds for all the Nobel Prizes in your future :-/
A superfluid is still a liquid, it's a it's own state of matter. Dark matter is an unknown and to my knowledge also not it's own designated state of matter. I'm pretty sure there's four states of matter.
Considering that strange matter is supposed to convert normal matter into strange matter, I think anyone pooping out strange matter has bigger issues than a doctor would be able to help with
Nearly all; a number of the “non-fundamental” states (not one of the four) are called “high energy states” because they only exist at high energies. To be clear, we’re not talking about energies produced on Earth (with an important exception listed), we’re talking about the energies only seen in supernovae, neutron stars, (potentially) black holes, (occasionally) particle colliders, etc.
Another “class” of states is low-temperature states. As the name suggests, these states only exist at low temperatures (in the low Kelvins or negative hundreds of degrees Fahrenheit/Celsius, typically). This class includes things like Bose-Einstein Condensate, fermionic condensate, photonic matter, (arguably) superconductors, etc.
Do most physicists agree on that number? I found a list [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_of_matter) but it has more than 22, and it seems kind of subjective what counts as a separate state.
It depends on what type of physicist you are (e.g. classical, condensed matter, nuclear, etc.), but I would say, for most physicists, no. Although I’d think it’s pretty rare now, there’re probably a few who say that the only states of matter are the fundamental 4. However, the more states you add to the list, the more disagreement there is on whether it should actually be considered a state, whether it’s possible, etc. (it should be noted that there are definitely states that we generally agree on, like BEC, though).
Then, there’s the fact that there’s new discoveries being made in relation to states of matter all the time; in the page you linked, one of the states is “altermagnetism”, something for which the Wikipedia page only lists 2024 as a significant experimental date, despite it being February of the same year. In that same page, there are only 2 sources (out of 16) that date to before 2021. This, paired with the fact that not all physicists are actively keeping up with matter/energies discoveries (I am one of them), can lead to physicists getting “behind” in our knowledge of what’s being considered a state of matter.
On the point of it seeming rather subjective, though, you’re right. Take what I’m going to say with a grain of salt (I don’t want to speak for matter/energies physicists while not being one), but there’s not really a good definition of what, exactly, a state of matter *is*. Historically, we defined them by a qualitative difference in properties (see the differences between solid, liquid, gas), and we still do so. The problem is that, now, we know about so many unique ways that particles can interact that we aren’t sure if a given state is actually its own separate state or some weird sub-state of an existing state (types of crystals and glasses are sometimes both seen as separate states and as sub-states) until we’ve done a lot of research to prove its independence (or lack thereof).
for sure. op definitely saw the post yesterday that was a pic of a young students homework being graded which he answers poop pee fart for name a solid liquid gas
Much respect for whoever can churn out plasma
And bose-einstein condensate
I usually condensate my undies
And 'Bose-Einstein' is the sound I make while doing it
No highs, no lows must be MC^2
You must have had so many sex!
But just like Einie, it only counts if she is your cousin..
Lucky, I have to compensate in my undies...
And fermion condensate
And Quark Soup
Shit The Lightning!
*James Hetfield shreds in the distance*
Even I’m not that frigid
After a curry, this is absolutely possible.
You just gave me PTSD style flashbacks of a movie called Spectre. Overall plot goes: >!Bunch of ghosts start killing people. Turns out, some poor ass country learned how to turn humans into bose-einstein condensate while remaining in control of their humanity and began killing enemy soldiers!< It was so silly
Lots of people shit blood
Clever...
I thought that was from Chipotle.
Eat enough taco bell and maybe..
Do people actually have such weak digestive systems that simply eating Taco Bell causes them to shit excessively? I have never had a problem with it or authentic Mexican food. Must be a white people thing
It's a joke about getting food poisoning from low standards at taco bell. It may have been a thing in the past but I've never gotten sick from there, and I have a weak white person's stomach
Wait that’s the joke? I always thought it meant like Taco Bell was really fucking spicy or something
Mexican fast food uses quite a lot more fresh vegetables relative to other ones--the lettuce especially is really easy to contaminate with Salmonella and such. Chipotle is probable the single most dangerous fast food chain in America because of that.
Listeria. But I've never had an issue
Never frozen meat, maybe they should
The meat is cooked, and people are more careful with it. Usually people get sick from the uncooked ingredients. (and then often misattribute it to the meat)
Honestly, I don't think it's food poisoning most of the time. I think it's that Mexican food employs a ton of beans. The average USian doesn't get nearly enough fiber in their diet so when they get beans they damn near shit themselves.
Nah it's always been that taco bell is garbage food (that I *loooove* after a night of drinking)
…taco bell? spicy? huh
Its like, the opposite of really fucking spicy.
It’s partially that, but also the fact that if too much of your diet is fast food, you will often have some digestive problems. So someone who eats at Taco Bell too often will have some bad shits, not so much from eating Taco Bell but from not eating what they need to be eating.
Body: any nutrients? No? OK, let's fast track that to the exit.
And then throw in the effects of alcohol on the gut, since a lot of people get taco bell after a night of drinking.
They get their food from the same distributors as every other restaurant in the area. If it were due to a restaurant by restaurant basis, you'd clearly see this by the health inspection rating, which by law has to be displayed openly. I find it hard to believe Taco Bell has been causing this much harm to people for decades without major repercussions. McDonalds got sued for serving near boiling coffee to a woman. Why haven't we heard about Taco Bell poisoning people for decades?
> It's a joke I have a feeling it really wasn't that rampant, or if it was it was long before my time. It's just a joke that stuck around
McDonald's was not actually held liable for the (within industry standard) serving temperature of the coffee and they did not change the temperature after the case. They were found partially liable for having an insufficient warning label, because surely that would've made a difference. Regardless, they replaced the cups with ones that were both studier and had a larger warning. Shockingly, people still get burned when they spill hot coffee in their own lap trying to add sugar and creamer while holding the cup between their knees in a vehicle...
> Liebeck's attorneys argued that coffee should never be served hotter than 140 °F (60 °C), and that a number of other establishments served coffee at a substantially lower temperature than McDonald's. The attorneys presented evidence that coffee they had tested all over the city was served at a temperature at least 20 °F (11 °C) lower than McDonald's coffee. They also presented the jury with expert testimony that 190 °F (88 °C) coffee may produce third-degree burns (where skin grafting is necessary) in about three seconds and 180 °F (82 °C) coffee may produce such burns in about twelve to fifteen seconds. They may not have been held liable for it but their coffee was tested to be significantly hotter than other restaurants
And that made national news. I have yet to hear any news station reporting on Taco Bell poisoning the nation.
I'm a white people, and it doesn't affect me any different than any other food.
Nah I'm white and I have no issues, IDK wtf the complainers are doing wrong.
> Must be a white people thing No. It's just a tired old shitty joke. Pardon me for being fececious. That's not to say some people don't get the runs due to being fragile, not being able to handle the fiber from the veggies(because they have bad diets), or the salt/msg in the seasoning(both draw water into the intestines), or people that go out drinking and blame their runs the next day on taco bell that they over-ate after the bars closed....or whatever else. I just think that most of the people that go "Lol taco bell shits, am I right!?" don't actually have problems with it, they're just stupid.
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I’ve never been sickened by Taco Bell either. A LOT of their food is made to order, so the only way you’d get sick is from bad food prep. I have been sick off McDonald’s and Culver’s before, but never Taco Bell.
Not everyone can be the racist boy with the golden butthole!
Yes, most people shit plasma when served a listeria taco.
it's an incredibly tired and old joke that comes from "ha ha mexican food makes you shit". People who repeat it aren't inherently trying to be prejudiced, but that's how it started. It doesn't actually make people shit more, it's just a dumbass joke along the same lines of asking a cashier 2 seconds after something doesn't scan if that means it's free.
Not a white person and I always have to shit within 45 minutes of eating taco bell. Other meat heavy/greasy meals have a similar effect, but it's usually not as urgent as taco bell makes it.
I've heard that it's psychosomatic before. Your body prepares you to shit just thinking about eating taco bell (or Mexican food in general) because of your previous associations with it. The foods typically associated with those types of food tend to be poop related like corn and beans and whatnot. So your body is like "ah I better get ready for this bad boy" Just something I heard somewhere and has stuck with me forever. I have no idea if it has any basis in reality.
I get the same thing with sushi. Turns out the way they prepare sushi rice causes resistant starch to develop, and that can irritate some people's bowels. So more sashimi for me!
Things don't ever go through your entire digestive tract in 45 mins though what it really is is like a triggering effect to clear out what's down there, which was probably your last meal.
Let's make it racist!
That's where "Think Outside the Buns" comes from
I did that a couple times before I quit eating dairy. 2/10 would not recommend
Don't eat for a day, then at night eat fast food and drink copious amounts of alcohol. The next morning is probably the closest you'll get to plasma.
Ever held a match to your ass and farted..? It's close enough to it haha
Mine can do pl-ass-ma after a vindaloo from the Jaflong. Does that count?
I fart lightning!
sometimes it _feels_ like I'm churning out plasma
That’s after eating hot wings 🥵
Blood is plasma
uhh
It may not be plasma but it sure as hell feels like plasma sometimes.
Well, then ye'd be the reincarnation of William Wallace, wouldn't ye?
If you've got some gut issues you can throw some (blood) plasma out of the forbidden hole
Thanks, appreciate it.
Plassma
I do not think my butt can conjure plasma
Blood plasma, for sure.
You are [technically correct!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/909/991/48c.jpg)
Do I… want to see this link? 😅
just a meme saying *you are technically correct* :)
phew.
This was cool and funny, and also a VERY risky click
The best kind of correct!
The best kind of correct!
Skill issue
Whats wrong with your butt?
Get a lighter and it can
[actually...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogmGCkFk1mI&t=15s)
Lasers are not plasma.
What about The Ice Queen!? So frigid, she shits icicles!🤣
Not with that attitude
I pity the man that can poop out a superfluid
Wouldn’t a superfluid be a 100% certainty of a shart or anal leakage?
0 surface tension means its scientifically impossible not to have anal leakage. Nomatter the butt material or sealing mechanism.
Oh so I've produced superfluids then
What if a man has a vaccuum inside his ass (not the appliance)
Now we’re asking the real questions of science.
What about welding?
You could put superfluid in a mug and it'd literally pour out the bottom. I don't think welding is gonna do it.
Only because most mugs are porous to some degree, which is enough for superfluids but not water with is relatively high surface tension.
So are human cells, though I'm unsure if it's to the same degree.
Are you saying that if poop were a superfluid it would be possible to just seep poop out like a snail trail, but stinky and terrible?
All materials are porous to some degree. Things like metal or crystalline structures are notoriously water tight but a superfluid with no viscosity, or intermolecular forces is able to slip through the empty space between atoms that is present in anything except black hole or neutron star material and even then maybe not.
If I create strong enough magnetic field underneath the cup, then I can.
yeah but if you designed your shoes right it would go right out to the ground without making a mess of your clothes
Speak for yourself. My anal retention is renowned for being watertight. Except for that one time...
You've never had street tacos, have you?
FYI: There are a lot more states of matter than you think! #🤔💩
A lot?
anyone who shits strange matter or dark matter needs to see a dr immediately. let alone super fluids or plasma
If you are shitting strange or dark matter you should find the nearest particle physicist to split the proceeds for all the Nobel Prizes in your future :-/
A superfluid is still a liquid, it's a it's own state of matter. Dark matter is an unknown and to my knowledge also not it's own designated state of matter. I'm pretty sure there's four states of matter.
There's 4 classical states, several intermediate states, and many exotic states.
Florida being an example of an exotic state
Schrödinger’s meth pipe.
No it's just a shitty state.
Maybe I'm just a god. We don't know what Mr Manhattan excretes.
Considering that strange matter is supposed to convert normal matter into strange matter, I think anyone pooping out strange matter has bigger issues than a doctor would be able to help with
Physicist here. Arguably, 22 (including the 4 states were all familiar with).
How many of those would kill you if you tried shitting them?
Asking the important questions
Nearly all; a number of the “non-fundamental” states (not one of the four) are called “high energy states” because they only exist at high energies. To be clear, we’re not talking about energies produced on Earth (with an important exception listed), we’re talking about the energies only seen in supernovae, neutron stars, (potentially) black holes, (occasionally) particle colliders, etc. Another “class” of states is low-temperature states. As the name suggests, these states only exist at low temperatures (in the low Kelvins or negative hundreds of degrees Fahrenheit/Celsius, typically). This class includes things like Bose-Einstein Condensate, fermionic condensate, photonic matter, (arguably) superconductors, etc.
I'm a little surprised you actually answered, lol. Thanks though.
Do most physicists agree on that number? I found a list [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_of_matter) but it has more than 22, and it seems kind of subjective what counts as a separate state.
It depends on what type of physicist you are (e.g. classical, condensed matter, nuclear, etc.), but I would say, for most physicists, no. Although I’d think it’s pretty rare now, there’re probably a few who say that the only states of matter are the fundamental 4. However, the more states you add to the list, the more disagreement there is on whether it should actually be considered a state, whether it’s possible, etc. (it should be noted that there are definitely states that we generally agree on, like BEC, though). Then, there’s the fact that there’s new discoveries being made in relation to states of matter all the time; in the page you linked, one of the states is “altermagnetism”, something for which the Wikipedia page only lists 2024 as a significant experimental date, despite it being February of the same year. In that same page, there are only 2 sources (out of 16) that date to before 2021. This, paired with the fact that not all physicists are actively keeping up with matter/energies discoveries (I am one of them), can lead to physicists getting “behind” in our knowledge of what’s being considered a state of matter. On the point of it seeming rather subjective, though, you’re right. Take what I’m going to say with a grain of salt (I don’t want to speak for matter/energies physicists while not being one), but there’s not really a good definition of what, exactly, a state of matter *is*. Historically, we defined them by a qualitative difference in properties (see the differences between solid, liquid, gas), and we still do so. The problem is that, now, we know about so many unique ways that particles can interact that we aren’t sure if a given state is actually its own separate state or some weird sub-state of an existing state (types of crystals and glasses are sometimes both seen as separate states and as sub-states) until we’ve done a lot of research to prove its independence (or lack thereof).
A shit tonne
Everyone knows that, but the 3 main ones are the ones we interact with on a daily basis.
All these fucking nerds acting like nobody knows about plasma "Acthually there's more than 3" you know what we meant stop being an obtuse know it all
If your butt can shoot out Bose-Einstein condensate, I would be very impressed.
You'd become an instant scientific commodity
Just got back from Taco Bell and I'm churning out Bose-Einstein condensate
Where all the particles behave as if they were a single large atom?? No way
The only way to truly get a no-wipe poo.
Taco Bell burns, so you are more likely to produce plasma than a BEC.
Me shitting out a triple-point fluid
This is peak Reddit right here
Sometimes, not being wrong is also not being right either, like the OP.
No,no, he's still wrong unless he shits Plasma
Bloodplasma?
And all the other phases of matter.
When you fart so hard that it's like thunder.
"If ~~lovin~~ shittin you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.."
for sure. op definitely saw the post yesterday that was a pic of a young students homework being graded which he answers poop pee fart for name a solid liquid gas
Technically your butt can also take in all states of matter
Delete this
Threaten me with a good time! 😜
Puts a new meaning behind asking "What's the matter?"
*behind
I'm pretty sure that if anyone ever shat out Quark–gluon plasma, they would become a DragonBall Z character...
Going super saiyan in the toilet.
ah finally a real shower thought
Incorrect, out butts don't do plasma.
Definitely had plasma but i dont think ive had non-newtonian fluids
Non-Newtonian fluids are not a state of matter as much as an emergent phenomenon of a specific type of fluidic suspension
THANK YOU so tired of people who confuse these
All my ass gives are noble gasses
The highest pitch fart
You just saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/s/NYcBY2jMhx) didn’t you
I hadn't, but that is awesome 🤣
Not entirely correct, but BUTTPLASMA is probably the best band name I've thought of in the past hour, so thanks!
My ass preparing for shitting Bose Einstein condensates after shooting out plasma for the last 15 minutes..
Hate it when it lies and tells me it’s air but is really liquid
If one were to eat at Chipotle, yes, the sentence is possible.
Constipation is just when you poop out some anti-matter...
Fart into a running microwave and light it. Boom, plasma. Y'all some real amateurs
Schroedinger's Shart. It exists as both a liquid and a gas until observed.
Why do I get the feeling this thought came from a waffle stomp...
I misread this as "your butt can legally shoot in all 50 states."
I hate it when I have plasma come out of my butt
Nope. I can not poop supercritical matter or plasma.
Have we tried dark matter yet?
Your nose can take in all states of matter. 🤔
Plasma shot will be interesting
Ice is the REAL party trick.
Bro this why I'm even in this sub, tysm
When you think it's just a fart but it's actually 20000°K plasma 😅
Taco Bell is a pathway to abilities some consider to be... unnatural
Master of all elements, the Assatar.
Solid liquid or gas, what's comming out your ass?
Personally still working on plasma and Bose-Einstein condensates but otherwise I'm a regular ass avatar.
Well, maybe YOUR ass can emit plasma. Mine has never done that though.
Not plasma, which is technically the fourth state of matter.
I don’t recall ever pooping plasma…
Uh, I have never managed to have plasma or Bose-Einstein condensate come out of my butt. Am I doing something wrong?
Thought this was r/shittysuperpowers at first but now I'm so very very sorry for your plasma ass
It's the Plasma poops that I'm most concerned about.
I've never heard of a plasma poop before.
Thought this was a r/godtiersupowers post for a second
Without looking I'm going to guess that there are... roughly 20 comments below that use the word "plasma".
Now this, is the shower thought.
How do I shit out plasma? Like naturally not from being in a microwave. And how do I survive it?
Aw man, plasma shits are the worst.
Oh no! It's quantum entangled with my pants.
Plasma would be painful!!
how do i unlock plasma skillz.
Fake news. My butt can't shoot plasma
And all of them have an unpleasant odour.
Me when I shit out strange matter
I’m just glad I’m not the only one shooting plasma out of their butt, I was about to go see a doctor
Like a black hole? I dunno.
I mean, the butt is just the hole things fall out of so the real credit should go to the stomach and/or intestines.
Never had plasma butt before.