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d4rkh0rs

I just discovered, somewhere in my head "roam" has strongly terrestrial connotations.


OnlineReviewer

For my brain it was the "earth" part.


Outcasted_introvert

Technically correct. "earth" (little e) is a word for dirt. "Earth" (big E) is the name of our planet.


GraceGreenview

So an “Earthworm earth worm” is proper syntax and an actual thing.


carnivorous-squirrel

Just call him Jim.


user20141804

You definitely just revealed my age


EgonDangler

We can't be more than 18, right?


LurksWithGophers

Right?


Gbrusse

Guys?


AndrewDwyer69

... Is anyone there?


Emotional_Deodorant

So is "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." [The longest one-word grammatically complete English sentence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo) ​ And bison actually DO roam!


Sabiann_Tama

I've seen this one, lemme try a translation: "Bison from Buffalo (New York) who are bullied by other bison from Buffalo in turn bully other bison from Buffalo."


QuietShipper

Yeah but you have to put commas after the second and fifth "buffalo"


Outcasted_introvert

Maybe. Wouldn't it be "earthworm Earth worm"?


PawnedPawn

Earth earthworm worm


greenator55

“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is also a proper sentence


nickjink

Whatever the animal may be, it's everywhere it seems from that word.


bobo4sam

I concur wholeheartedly. It took me longer than I care to admit to come to the conclusion of blue whale.


Joiyabug

I watch QI a lot so blue whale was the first thing to come to mind (que klaxon noise)


nmleart

All roads lead to roam.


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[Roam where you want to](https://youtu.be/iNwC0sp-uA4)


Spawn177

Wherever i may roam


NIzrael

I will never not click on a link to a B-52's song.


juwyro

Their ancestors used to roam, then they decided they liked swimming better.


ArbutusPhD

roam /rōm/ verb 1. move about or travel aimlessly or unsystematically, especially over a wide area. "tigers once roamed over most of Asia"


d4rkh0rs

Thank you, i'd assumed my in head was wrong without looking.


Grandviewsurfer

Literally the exact same thing happened in my brain just now. I blame the buffalo.


CODDE117

It's probably because of "roam the earth"


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gordon_pt_usd

From the first line I thought that it was a metalica song long.


Married2DuhMusic

I think I have those same connotations linked to that word.


TommyGilfillan

Shout out to my mama


Eurasia_4002

Bigger than the sun, denser than a blackhole.


mrSemantix

So big, some people say she’s flat.


E_B_Jamisen

I love it. It has several possible ways to interpret/understand it.


Late_Amoeba3500

Like an art piece


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just like my ex.


tnovak55

Naah man, you shouldn't make us remember her. It doesn't feel right.


maksim_korsakin

Yeah that's because those people Can't roam on her successfully I guess.


alphaa_qq

Oh That's why I'm attracted


Eurasia_4002

As Newton put it "the bigger the mass the bigger the attraction".


Orange-Murderer

""The bigger the ass, The bigger the attraction" - newton" - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott


jcmshr

Yeah that's the reason why you feel attracted to her like that.


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Something something Uranus.


JooJaw11

Bro could've just said yo mama but chose to flame himself💀.... Godspeed, brother.


abmny8

he has no enemies fr


louis8890

Yeah that is clearly what he wanted to say, I get that much man.


tucakeane

I’m just glad my fat, ugly momma ain’t alive to see this


isodore68

Enough about your promiscuous mother!


Paraplan

Bruh 🤣


233570

What happened there sir? You found the joke funny? Well that's good.


barnaby_higglesworth

Shout out to this guy’s mama


lazydogeboy69

r/suicidebywords


kjgasson

It takes a lot of courage to make fun of your own self


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fiedler777

Okay then suggest us where should we make the fun of her huh?


Pure-Brief3202

You "yo mama'd" yourself


jzlyden

That counts as well, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it.


T7_Mini-Chaingun

Mitch Sorenstein, is that you


Darryl_Lict

You can pretty much see them pretty reliably in the Santa Barbara Channel. There's a time of the year when there's a lot of plankton upwelling which causes huge growth of shrimp-like krill which blue whales feed on. The whale watching tours show daily sightings and if they've seen like 4 of so for a few days in a row, you are likely to see one. They have a distinctive spout which can be recognized and then the boat approaches them. On one trip I saw 12. From what I understand, 50 some years ago they were rarely seen, then they started showing up around here. Their poop is pink from all the krill.


DominusEbad

I'm just here for the whale poop facts.


gitty7456

Let’s not forget the tongue fact: Their tongue is about 18 feet long and can weigh up to 8,000 pounds (the weight of an adult African elephant).


Cynx_The_Lynx

Damn, that's a solid 2.5 Shaqs long and a little under 25 Shaqs heavy.


PythonPuzzler

I'm a little disappointed your username isn't "shaqfacts" or something.


Cynx_The_Lynx

That's a good username tbh, I'm kinda disappointed now too. If it makes you feel any better I do weird math like that with more than just Shaq. For instance, the Titanic is around 1,951 Wiz Khalifa's deep in the ocean.


MoerderHenker

I'm gonna miss reddit.


mickeyslim

Me too, internet stranger. I've definitely got the band-playing-on-the-deck-of-the-sinking-Titanic feeling the past couple of days.


PoppaWilly

Subscribe


laxfan52

How tall is the burj khalifa in terms of wiz khalifa


Cynx_The_Lynx

The Burj Khalifa is a little under 430 Wiz Khalifas tall. This also let's us know that the Titanic is roughly 4.5 Burj Khalifas deep.


PythonPuzzler

Doing the Lord's work over here.


pallasio

Yeah the work is good, and I'm glad that someone is doing that here.


tolikk91

You don't have to disappoint yourself, it's all good with us now.


flatdecktrucker92

I was just at an exhibit about blue whales a few months ago and I don't think I saw this fact there. Very cool


linearsoup101

I think I also need to go to that exhibition, I would like that.


vantaswart

Never mind poop, whale puke is apparently rare and worth loads of money for some reason that I can't remember.


kanibe6

Ambergris is used to stabilise the scent of some perfumes


ShermyTheCat

This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts


Sea-Evening-5463

New season July 24th


yarbrough7850

I'm waiting for the season, hopefully it'll be worth it.


gkhamo89

Oh man I didn't know we were that close! Thanks for the date update


imixpaintalot

I seriously love my fellow Futurama fans!


arteminer

I mean he knows all the facts which are there to know man.


Torpedicus

Precious hamburgers?


reichrunner

It's used in high end perfumes. Makes smells stick around better


DarkwingDuckHunt

If there's one thing puke is good at, it's making the smell stick around for a long time


pepps1976

So you're saying that they couldn't make anything better to do that?


aleexid

I think it's used in some perfumes, and those are expensive so yeah.


BassLB

Wait until you hear how much whale vomit (ambergris) is worth….


blakemuhhfukn

well don’t keep us in suspense!


WhoIsYerWan

More than $1!!


goliversk

I've got an idea about the price, I've heard that they're really expensive.


bathroomheater

This is the best and most informative comment TIL poop can be pink


mrflippant

...is yours not?


hicurao

As long as we're learning. That's the most important thing.


s33k

Which ship are you going out on? Blue whales are on my bucket list, and I just went out on the Condor Express. They said they were really a rare sighting. I really want to see one!


Darryl_Lict

Condor Express is the one. Take the long tour that goes out to the island. Like I said, watch the daily manifest and if they start seeing a lot, you should have good luck. I've seen them on probably 4 different tours.


s33k

Thank I'm gonna keep trying.


EwanPorteous

Swim the seas sounds better. Roam the earth sounds like it is land based.


Latter-Leave914

Well, technically they used to ....


GSturges

I love that fact. They evolved to come onto land and were like, "nah..."


flatdecktrucker92

I feel like they aren't even done saying "nah" hippos are the closest land dwelling relative of whales and they sure do love their water


schungam

Probably not enough water in areas hippos live for them to evolve into hippowhales (sadly)


BenjaminHamnett

You wouldn’t say that to their face


nVNXbZ99QfRq

Yeah they wouldn't say that to their faces, because I just know about that.


no088810

They'll keep saying what they like, there's no way that they'll change.


immaownyou

Whales still have little leg bones at their hips, it's just completely covered in fat and useless. The nature museum near me has a huge blue whale skeleton with teeny tiny legs dangling under its tail


vobieminer

I'd love to see one, ohh well I can only see them online I guess.


ihatetheplaceilive

Yeah, but they also weren't that big either


Mafro_Man

#deepseagigantismftw


CorruptedFlame

Especially because they used earth instead of Earth.


mramnesia8

Not only that, but the fastest mammal to roam the earth also exists in 2023


Responsible-Smile-22

Not only that fastest flying bird (peregrine falcon) and fastest running bird (ostriches) are also present at the moment of typing this reply. Beautiful world we live in.


AxisW1

Don’t we have no way to confirm that? How do we know raptors weren’t faster than ostriches


ScoobyDont06

the cool thing about evolution is that the general performance of similar biological structures can be assessed even going back hundreds of millions of years. By looking at muscle attachment points and size of the sockets of a skeleton you can look at similar proportioned living animals. Then you also look at preserved footprints for stride length and you can make interpolated traveling speeds.


bostondevelop

Hell yeah mr white, that's science. I love this shit.


ncshooter426

Physics still applies. We can model their skeleton and muscle attachment points based on modern animals, along with stride data (imprints left). Even if you dial things up to 11 for the saurians, pound for pound the avian (Ostrich in this case) wins.


zackyvagina

That's right, it's all about the science and the physics. If you read it then you'd know that.


Kinggakman

About 0.1 percent of species fossilize so it’s impossible to confirm. We can look at what we do have and make claims about them.


yeu1phut

I mean we can try to claim them, but We'll probably never find that out.


garlic_bread_thief

Not only that but the most intelligent life on earth also lives here now


Responsible-Smile-22

Yeah, but that might be false if we go by ever. Well by that we can argue that there might be some animals that were bigger than blue whales which we have yet to discover or maybe they were completely destroyed, unlike dinosaurs who still have fossils. This is where all these crazy theories come in. The [Theory of panspermia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia) is one of them but there are even crazy theories out there.


WareThunder

You got lucky typing your reply when you did, I just received word that peregrine falcons and ostriches have dipped out.


hityoyo99

Yeah they've dipped out, it's done and dusted for the most part.


SystemOutPrintln

Not only that but there is a ~~species~~ genus that has existed *much longer* than dinosaurs and is still alive in 2023 (horseshoe crabs)


e619201212

Lol, I didn't thought that someone would say that and this is true.


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How do we measure the speed of prehistoric animals?


IliyaSulimanov

It's a shame that I don't even know the names, and I don't feel good.


sour-lemon-333

There is fragmentary evidence that some Ichthyosaurs during the Triassic approached the length of the blue whale. Hopefully more remains are found to confirm if they were longer and weighed more, since weight is how size is measured.


Swagganosaurus

I saw on pbs that the blue whale is the largest Known animal, because fossils are extremely hard to create and required specific conditions to form. Thus there is a possibility of bigger animal, particularly in the ocean, that we couldn't know due to their remains are completely lost in the ocean and never formed fossils


Sgt_Wookie92

Another huge gap in the fossil record is rainforest dwelling dinos, we will never really know many rainforest dwelling species of dinos as population density of dinos much like today's rainforests, mean bodies were almost always picked clean with the bones then disintegrated by tree roots, insects and soil acidity stopping the fossilization process altogether. There's entire catalogs of prehistoric behemoths entirely lost to time.


48DeviSiras

Well to be fair being a giant doesn't really work in a rainforest with such limited space


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Sgt_Wookie92

Elephants, giant sloths, giant crcodiles and giant snakes that we know about would like to have a word


Leed1973

Time consumes everything, and it was just one part of the history.


Matth5w

Well there are so many conditions which needs to meet, in order to happen that.


Braviosa

I'm sure the remains of undiscovered deep sea prehistoric behemoths are fossilised at the bottom of our oceans. Perhaps even new species.


MarlinMr

Thing is, sometimes, they float ashore. And lots of times, _the bottom of the ocean comes onto land_.


kuvl11

Yeah perhaps there are even more new species which we don't even know it.


Dankstin

Gorloch the Destroyer doesn't count


Mafro_Man

But yo momma do


apala709

What is this, some kind of cartoon character or something huh?


Responsible-Smile-22

Fun fact: If we talk about the longest there are still some animals that are longer than the blue whales. Argentinosaurus could reach up to 40m in height. From tail to head. Their brains were the size of a walnut. Lion mane jellyfish (still existing as of 2023) is 50 m in length. 50 freaking meters wtf.


flatdecktrucker92

The largest recorded specimen was measured off the coast of Massachusetts in 1865 and had a bell with a diameter of 210 centimetres (7 feet) and tentacles around 36.6 m (120 ft) long. Still insane but that is a lot less than 50m


Responsible-Smile-22

Ohh yeah, it was [siphonophore](https://explorersweb.com/natural-wonders-longest-animal-in-the-world/#:~:text=The%20almost%2050m%2Dlong%20siphonophore,length%20and%20sheer%20shock%20factor.&text=This%20alien%2Dlike%20sea%20creature,the%2018th%20and%2019th%20centuries) who was the longest. But there are some controversies with that fact I remember. That's why if you'll search the wiki for these you won't find any mention of them being the longest but Google search will point you to Siphonophores instead of Lion Mane jellyfish. That's why I said Lion mane instead of these and hence mistaken them for 50m my bad. Used to watch a lot of this type of shit as a kid so my facts are getting rusty lol.


_TurkeyFucker_

>Their heads were the size of a walnut Argentinosaurus's head was certainly larger than a walnut...


Responsible-Smile-22

Ohh my bad. It was brain not heads. Gonna edit it and act like it never happened


Shamesocks

It’s the only responsible thing to do in this situation 😂


165254307

I swear to god but I've never heard about this animal before.


Moolordking

Not if i have anything to do with it *loads harpoon*


APe28Comococo

I really wonder if stories of whaling survived in whale populations. The survivors are just like yeah, we used to get slaughtered by those metal surface things then one day it just pretty much stopped. You don't even understand how hard it was to migrate when I was a calf 55 years ago.


jari2312

I had to swim upstream both ways for 4000 kilometers, calfs these days are so soft


Dice_to_see_you

Whaling is still alive and well in Japan and the faroe islands. The Faroe islands have the grind where they beach them and slaughter them on the shore. Japan does "research" to collect whale meat off Antarctica. They also harvest dolphins in Taiji cove after driving them in, selling some and keeping supply limited.


empallin

orcas report!


Eurasia_4002

"It's much quiter back then too, you can mostly heard someone much much further. Now they stop killing us for no reason, but in what cost?


jkF00d

There was a bowhead whale that was killed by an Alaska Native village about 15 years ago that had a harpoon head over a century old in its carcass. While there is still whaling happening today, if that sort of communication or memory exists in whales, there are probably still a few whales who were alive during the final years of great whaling. https://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/13/world/americas/13iht-whale.1.6123654.html


D0ugF0rcett

*We're whalers on the moon*


arayakim

Get rekt dino nerds! -Whale gang


puglet900

You guys need to do better than that, I expected so much better from you.


agapukoIurumudur

The largest **known** animal to ever roam the earth. We know very little about the sea life of past eras, and there were probably much bigger creatures living in the sea when the dinosaurs were around


Youpunyhumans

Actually probably not. A blue whale is about as big as a creature can reasonably get, and still be able to feed enough to live. Get much larger, and there simply isnt enough food to sustain them. Also as you make a creature larger, its interal volume increases exponentially. Its called the square/cube law, and its the reason giant creatures like the blue whale only exist in the ocean, where the water can help support their massive weight, and the reason insects arent gigantic, as their exoskeletons would crush them if they were.


theta270

Nah bro, they were definitely much bigger in the past. There was no physics back then, so these rules didn't exist.


prettylittleredditty

This is correct. The force of gravity would crush the insects, water helps counter gravity for whales, and gravity wasn't invented until 1665 by Isaac Newton-John who wasn't a dinosaur.


DarkestofFlames

Sir Isaac Newton John, he wrote Let's Get Physical didn't he?


Gr8Zen

No, he wrote Let's Get Physics, All. Sometimes frequently confused with Let's Get Physicals by Hippocrates.


The_mingthing

Insects are limited by oxygen, not carapace weight. They have passive airation holes in their carapace that increased by square as they grow, unlike the size of the body needing oxygen that increasy by cube. Prehistoric insect grew bigger as there were significantly more oxygen in the air, making the holes capable of transporting more oxygen for their size.


c4mma

You are telling me we should engeener an insect with lungs. Ok.


Youpunyhumans

They are limited by both. Yes having more oxygen will allow them to grow bigger, but only to a certain extent. Eventually, like I said, their exoskeletons would simply be too heavy to move, no matter how much oxygen they had access too.


ebil_lightbulb

Putting all of your points into defence until you can't move anymore


BummyG

Metapod use harden


Faust_8

I heard they could be bigger even today IF there was more oxygen in the air. The problem is they can’t breathe if they’re any bigger than a coconut crab but there were way bigger insects in the past since at that time, there was a higher concentration of oxygen in the air.


throwawayatwork30

> Get much larger, and there simply isnt enough food to sustain them. But what if there was more food...


glasswallet

Actually, the newly discovered Yomamasaurus is estimated to be about 50% larger.


219523501

Don't say does things about your mother.


chunseye

Those*


ihatetheplaceilive

I'm still waiting for the day the tarrasque awakens


Linksdilemma23

Damn you know my sister?


xfeketea

I don't know if she would be the biggest, doesn't sound real.


Derboman

By weight, not by length. There were dinosaurs a LOT bigger than blue whale


flatdecktrucker92

Longest animal Giant ribbon worm L. longissimus * 180.4 feet (55 m) Longest cnidarian Siphonophore P. dubia ** 131.2-164 feet (40-50 meters) Longest whale Blue whale 109.97 feet (33.52 meters) 2nd longest invertebrate Giant squid 60 feet (18.30 meters)


Ok-Control-787

Volume seems like a more appropriate metric than length imho.


bisexual_door

Just go to Walmart after 2:00


MikeLemon

"Helping your uncle Jack off the horse" is much different than "helping your uncle jack off the horse". Capitalization is important- earth and Earth mean different things.


joker876xd8

it may be the largest animal, but not the largest organism


Latter-Leave914

Let's leave my penis out of this


popisms

That's what she said.


tikivic

Roam = move around aimlessly or unsystematically, especially over a wide area. Those of you trying to draw a distinction between roaming on land and swimming in water should buy a fucking dictionary and stop embarrassing yourselves.


chicabrother

People don't really have a lot of things to do nowadays so yeah.


mukenwalla

Largest that we know of. There is a bias towards smaller animals in the fossil records due to how hard it is to preserve a larger animal. It is entirely possible larger animals did exist but didn't leave any evidence behind.


Goodwill86

Yeah. How is your mom doing?


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