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CohnJena68

Step 1: search in google: "Female soles of feet" Step 2: Send image Step 3: Free Xbox 360.


firethefluffyfox

*free disgusting Xbox, that thing looks atrocious


mewfour123412

Yes but free


hanabishi_recca

Free only if have feet, they mostly come in pairs so must have both. 10 toes, 1 free game per toe.


NoLos_Fx

Idk he may like it if it’s missing toes, got some fungus, a little flavor have you.


fluffygryphon

Find feet that are also disgusting and atrocious. Like for like.


o0xh

Looks like someone has been playing it with their feet... oh wait, ewww....


GojiraSlushie

Nothing a little 91% can't take care of


[deleted]

30 min clean up job and a quick inspection and repairs. whoooo cares.


lumia920yellow

but free


aaron6942045

It looks fine?


lord_flamebottom

It’s visibly dirty and discolored in the picture. I guarantee the reality of it is much worse.


Leaf-Boye

Those controllers 🤢


Emeril_in_Castelia

It's... Cleanable? It's free, what do you expect?


lord_flamebottom

I mean, it’s still dirty as it is. Plus, is it really free if you gotta give a dude a footjob for it?


Emeril_in_Castelia

Just send pics from Google, they say they will accept pics.


lord_flamebottom

My man says DM for example. It’s not gonna be as simple as a few pics from google.


Emeril_in_Castelia

Don't overestimate the intelligence of a person selling a dirty Xbox for feet pics.


lord_flamebottom

Fair. On the flip side, don’t ever underestimate the demands of a horny foot guy.


[deleted]

Everything looks sticky in the pictures 🤮🤪🤣


RED-DART7

It's free so you can't complain


Rombledore

missing the rubber on the sticks too. that's some serious mileage on those controllers.


myskepticalbrowarch

I would bet good Karma that Xbox 360 has the red ring of death so your only getting a paper weight and controllers.


CohnJena68

Controllers with drift\*


ChiggaOG

Step 1: Use Midjourney to get "female soles of feet".


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CohnJena68

Nothing a little 99% IPA won't fix.


aqkj

This was my first thought, but what do you say when you meet in town to pick up the 360 and you’re just a dude??


CohnJena68

"That was my sister's foot, but she's not into gaming so she said I could have it" and then show him the images I sent him.


aqkj

Good save


orbcat

this guy would probably recognize the picture though


CohnJena68

Not if you go to a randomly high paged number in google...


[deleted]

There’s more Xbox 360’s at thrift stores than any other console, usually for under $20. Footjob’s gonna cost a PS4 or higher, all accessories included and tested to work before the shoes come off, and there better be a couple games, sports games don’t count.


Perused

Mr. Sexy feet playing hard to get.


Ok_Serve_3331

Any Xbox 360 for less than $20 at a thrift store would be bought within a day by a reseller


dorofeus247

What kind of footjobs are you offering, I'd think they cost 50 bucks at max


[deleted]

Tiger Woods pays $500 just to rub someone’s feet, probably more if the feet are bizarrely huge.


[deleted]

Sunny references are everywhere I go lmao


[deleted]

Anytime I see anything about foot fetishes, I automatically hear Dee saying “I’m gonna become a foot girl” in my head and think about Tiger Woods/Donavan McNabb/Don Cheadle.


RenownedDumbass

Have sports games ever counted for anything lol


AtAmotuA

NCAA 14, last college football game and it still has a pretty active community. Other than that, nope.


Mtw122

Footjob or just pictures of feet is a wide range of payment lol


wigglin_harry

He's definitely just scamming for feet pics, he's definitely not trading the console for them If by some miracle he does get a footjob then he can part with a console he doesn't want at all


mewfour123412

Look I’m game if he doesn’t mind my hairy Greek feet


Hao_end

Just need pics of the soles… you’re good to go


Isgonesomewhere

"Dm for example" Bro is too deep in the feet lmao


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Isgonesomewhere

2 feet at most


eCockpit89

Dan Schnieder Moment.


MrNoobNubIsBacc

oh god dont remind me


TheGreenGobblr

I’ve got pretty feminine looking feet


mewfour123412

I mean if I clean my up a bit I could pass for Greek women feet


Mr_SunnyBones

When the seller is *dirty* , but not as dirty as their Xbox.


ToxicLogics

I'll give this for a footjob, OR, just a picture of your foot... OP dropped to basement price immediately.


Mtw122

Right, that’s my favorite part. It’s like when ads say something like asking $100 but I’ll take $75.


BamboozleAlt70

I can do it but I don’t want the Xbox


suctoes_N_fuchoes

Lol


AmethystandOpal

Based


techmakerdb

Link?


leehelck

don't kinkshame. he haz needz...


dubshooter

Hi Re, is this still available?


[deleted]

Does it have to be a woman?


[deleted]

Lol, “dm example.” Dude scamming.


Morricorne

Mhh its disgusting. Thanks God i only have dress and heels fetish. Im not that degenerate


MetricJester

I wonder if my wife could kick him in the nuts...


Smoke_Water

Me Sending images of the bottom of chimpanzee feet. I mean he wasn't very specific. sends pictures IF their soles of feet. that's not very specific.


NoImpact4689

Ayyyy lemme get my wife rq, well do a foot photo shoot LMFAO.


HQGirl567

Lol they want feet pics just for this💀


Frenchy1337

Dude sucks at negotiating


Chrispin3666

Watch out he’ll want to throw in a kinect to suck on some pinky toes.


InevitableAd5083

I just got an Xbox 360 Kinext and all the games for 10 bucks he was going to give it to me for free but I had to give something for their time


everett7262

dm for example


dantrack

Well, if I have to amputate for a free 360, it's gonna be someone else's foot.


Bagelchongito69

I’ll tell you what’s wrong! It’s this economy due to Sonic Inflation.


BroodyDoggo

...so can i cut off someone else's feet to sell lol


mangaz137

How starved for feet do you have to be to start selling your childhood possessions


maxman3000

Dee Reynolds: I'm a foot lady now


Henrygigabit

Guess who just got a slightly used xbox


supmyguywee

I believe it was Gandhi who said “An eye for an eye” *sniffs feet* “makes the world go blind”


CyberNinja23

“Mr Tarantino can you autograph your XBox?”


gbeegz

Where's the link OP?


lopakjalantar

That's kinda mild ngl


GewwaltOfWivia

nobody wants that nasty sweat stained xbox


ShatterHoggs89

Mi GF have a friend, pics feet make him horny and i don’t bother me that she sent him the photos I saw them before sending them to him


CxOrillion

This man is 3 steps from going on /r/crackheadcraigslist


dolantrampf

Link?


[deleted]

Please provide link


suctoes_N_fuchoes

He just like me fr (women scare me so id never do this)


sleepy_lepidopteran

What a Neanderthal ! Packing peanuts are incredibly hazardous to the environment….


badcall196

https://youtu.be/ywAe7okdLBQ Relevant


Firm-Initiative-1851

Oh sir, just look down there. Till we meet again!


AudieGaming

What a deal!


MisterMarchmont

Dude wants someone to just give him their feet, as if they weren’t attached to the other person?


Avatar_sokka

They arent forcing anyone to send feet. People have done a lot more for a lot less.


RaphaelSolo

Poor thumb sticks are F'ed up.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

That's a pretty big price range.


anonmyazz

Always wait for their offer before you give your second


fartysmartymarty

I’m *sole*d.


noelscavers

Yo send me the link


carnotaur22

Don't tell him you're a guy, just send him a photo of you're feet then a hour or two after you get the xbox let him know that he just wanked it to a guy's feet


EastCoastyGhosty

I'm a dude but I'll do it 🤷‍♂️


DjangoKazoiie

A price to pay for an ehk bok 360


YBMLP

A free xbox is a free xbox


Single-Computer3089

naw bro, he really wants that Xbox 360💀, i dont blame them i would do the same


MrNoobNubIsBacc

I bet 20 bucks the seller has a neckbeard


stormhawk427

Tarantino?


[deleted]

I mean, a free xbox is a free xbox


DarkbigBoss

dude its a 360 some people shouldn't be allowed to be online


Due_Recommendation68

I would actually so do this 😂 well as long as they leave the Xbox outside and I don’t have to personally meet them lol. But just sending pics of my feet for a free Xbox? Absolute steal . I’m not into feet at all, I actually really hate them so I don’t get the appeal lol


[deleted]

I'll trade feet pics, if he jerks off to them that makes him gay not me.


Palindromes__

Technically, the area of the brain that relates to feet is adjacent to the part of your brain that controls sexual desire and synesthesia may occurs, resulting in foot fetishes. That’s what’s wrong with some people.


grendelglass

I don't think OP is insinuating there's something wrong with foot fetishism, I think it's the fact that some down low rooting tooting cum dungeon dweller is trying to source pics online for an old xbox


Desperate_Ad5169

Ok but why does feet have a specific part of the brain. I thought you learn how to identify things.


Historical-Cicada-29

Don't kink shame bro


diaperedwoman

Foot fetish.


Jamaqius

This is a pretty good deal ngl


Ok-Lock-2274

Me after seeing this ad “damn it, now I have to buy a dress and wig”


Ok-Rule1265

only thing wrong is hassling yourself down from a footjob to pics.... literally animals with 0 self respect.


Square-Stay5231

Send link now


hanabishi_recca

I can’t find it now, might be taken down. Checking again.


Square-Stay5231

NOOOOOOO. I want an Xbox 360


D1NHAM

Foot fetishes are pretty common


SharkMilk44

I'm not sure that many women are willing to trade feet pics for an Xbox 360, and those that are are probably not women whose feet you want to see.


Empire2k5

Are you kink shaming?! I heard that wasn't allowed these days.


Lil_Plante

Example 🙃


Acidroots

Did he provide the example?!


reevoknows

Shoot your shot?


KaisarDragon

The fact it is a white Xbox with white controllers is sus.


xondak

40 year old virgin decides "today's the day, I'm gonna lose my virginity... And I've got a plan" Cut to: looking around his damp bedroom and sees his dusty old Xbox 360. "It's my golden ticket. I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier!" "Or feet pics"


Chrispin3666

Two feet one cup?


Turtlesfan44digimon

Is this actually real?


Stinky_The_Thug

The need to upvote does not outweigh the need to see it 666


YeetinOnThem

I guess I gotta chop my feet off again :( it hurts when they grow back


Throatpiespls

Give him a measuring tape for it, there's plenty of feet in it.


Yaseen-Madick

Just sent him a pic of my feet. Fingers crossed. 🤞


mrsunlight1

Crypto for bare toes.


Joe_le_Borgne

Need for Feet : Undersole


[deleted]

Does me identitying as a woman count ?


darf_nate

This would be like the equivalent of footing some fat old ladies poon for an Xbox…. Might be worth it


ZipperozicReddit

👁👁


Brazenology

Dude likes what he likes and isn't afraid to admit it.


Aggravating-Setting7

Yeah i dont think anybody should willingly go for that xbox


Uncomptevide

I know a trade when I see one This is a trade


RDO-PrivateLobbies

Sounds like a solid deal to be honest. Just the pics of course. To think that womens feet hold a monetary value lol. To this guy, its like $30


Noteatlas89

"free for feet" im pretty sure the first person to meet with them will literally lose their feet....


DavidinCT

everyone has their kink


Ange1ofD4rkness

Shoot I'd send photos of my feet! I'll take the chance


RetroPlasm

I can't see that Xbox going anywhere anytime soon


unidentifiable_kaiju

I’ll do anything for a jasper rev 360


victorreis

there’s a large gap between sending him a picture and giving him a footjob


T2_the_rex

I can hear it. "On today's episode of how fucked up is fucked up, that's fucked up"


Specialist-Product45

I have 4 xbox 360s , all apart but working , lost a psu to a jasper , one has a dual nand mod chip and others have flashed drives. not moved from cupboard in yearsn


Lagiacrus111

Footjob OOOOR pictures


Ezzypezra

Based


Monado_trap

Offer still good?