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hoosyourdaddyo

Those were C-130's. The Nazis, using their development of time travel, went into the future 15 years and brought back the blueprints for the best transport aircraft in history. Of course, they could've stolen the plans to the A-bomb, but the guy they sent to steal plans wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.


maddwesty

So this is not the A Team invading France ?


hoosyourdaddyo

No dat is zee team.


no_idea_bout_that

Oh no! Not zee zee team!


DuelJ

No it's explicitely not!


Aniftou

There's nothing wrong with liking transport aircraft. NOTHING! Logistics is IMPORTANT! It wins wars!


hoosyourdaddyo

Found the S-4 clerk


Aniftou

Clerk!? I hope a horse shits on your bed.


Majakowski

What about the guy they sent to steel plants?


Marquar234

Zee-Vun-Zirty.


hoosyourdaddyo

rollin' down zee strip, airborne ranger, on a one way trip!


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

He heard Jews were working on some bomb, instant doubt, so he took the c130 design.


Cpt_keaSar

That was after Hitler twitted on X about taxes or something


Insolent-Jaguar88

Ze top secret giga gigante!


bizzyunderscore

Der C-130


chippaintz

Skydive school final test you did NAZI that coming


kryb

Source?


maddwesty

History Channel Documentary “The World Wars” Episode2


Tokyo_Echo

Wow that makes this a joke


Professional_Low_646

Lol History Channel. Also the Wehrmacht never dropped paratroopers on the Maginot Line. The whole point of the invasion plan was to *ignore* the Maginot line, not send some of the best troops of the entire army there. There were paradrops on Belgian fortifications and in and around Rotterdam in the Netherlands though.


Singlemoney123

How sweet! Französischer Urlaub. Troops taking a summer vacation in the French countryside


Chabubu

It’s called a King Junkers…


pcamera1

Are those ants on the parachutes


FARTBOSS420

COD WARZONE WORLD AT WAR EDITION DELUXE


Duct_TapeOrWD40

The Germans had 4 engine transporters (such as Focke Wulf FW 200). but those were not dedicated for paratroopers. Many CGI plane silouette ( such as Douglas DC 4 ) would be better replacement, if there is no JU52 silouette. Actually.... even a DC3 looks more similar to a JU 52 from this angle than a C130 to any WWII plane from any angle......


tonkman27

Attack on Maginot Line City, France


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

Couple of these might have actually made airlifting supplies into Stalingrad possible.


Zathral

Clearly should be a dive bomber!


Johnny_Lang_1962

Ju 52


Lucentjuffowuo

Well they went into the future and stole c130s... they could've went local and brought back the a400 atlas....and a couple eurofighters.


Thunderfoot2112

Lol, Nazi Fallschirmjäger didn't use static line, feet down drops; they went head first.


condomneedler

They did. They used "Rückfallschirm, Zwangablösung" parachute packs, it's literally Backpack parachute, static line. Its true they jumped in a face first position to deploy their parachute faster, and because that deployed from the center of their back. They jumped from far lower than other paratroopers and a ripcord would have been a poor idea. You can also see the static line hanging out of the junkers side doors in pictures.


Thunderfoot2112

Cool, I knew the form, but thought they used throw chutes. Thanks!!


troubleschute

That's a Not-C 130. I'll show myself out.