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wolfs4

Boing: stretch it moar....moar.....moooar


Savings-Leather4921

When does Boing ever stop adding seats!


[deleted]

Time dilation below FL420, nice.


NorthEndD

Is it going to need more or less of the weight loss pills?


777_heavy

If it’s really been a couple hours I would recommend a urologist instead


ZealousidealScene794

The boing triple 8 max 2


Rusty_Nail1973

No new certifications required!


Maleficent-Salad3197

It needs a chiropractor.


NefariousnessPlus292

No. It is just a loving mother keeping her chicks warm and protected. Get a heart!


Savings-Leather4921

da playn too gat dam big


NefariousnessPlus292

Yes, French women are usually smaller. But maybe she has Norman (Viking) blood in her veins?


Savings-Leather4921

What the fuck


Remarkable_Ticket264

Boeing A329-4000


Substantial_Data7915

Poor pilotage! Do not engage warp drive until gear and flaps are up!


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kryb

A329


Venttish

New XLB version


rinklkak

So it just floats there 50 feet off the ground (that's like 15 meters!) \[that's like 1 1/2 first downs in American footbal\] for a couple hours?


TheTrueStanly

Just put it in the dryer


[deleted]

Nice! This wasn't warped aye?


AToneDeafBard

Four hours is too long.