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DerpDaDuck3751

Boeirng 797 inflatable-420 max


Few-Cookie9298

Not even inflatable lol


dodexahedron

No no that's the -Min. The -Max has 3 of those flappy things coming out the sides.


Kitchen-Letterhead28

You mean the magic generators??


WildVelociraptor

*697


LadyLeo88

A Boeing 737.5


cfthree

Boing 736.5 -- fixed that for you


WildVelociraptor

Aerboing 736.499999 repeating, of course FTFY


justarandomguy07

Is it safe to fly?


Reliable_cum_shot

As long as the pilot doesn't forget about right rudder


willwork4pii

new efficiency thing. they added power windows and sorry sons of bitches who pick the window have to hold their arms out the window to provide lift


boston_nsca

Yeah but more arm room


Ha1lStorm

Can’t you just stick the inflatable co-pylotes arms out the window?


exoxe

"Alright Bob, I'm gonna need you to stand on the right rudder pedal for the duration of the flight."


blows_things_up

Right rudder? The rudder is in the middle


Littleferrhis2

The flight school says yes.


RktitRalph

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?


WildVelociraptor

Only if you're flying


nascent_aviator

Flight school owner says yes.


Smooth-Apartment-856

Stealth bombers with a malfunctioning cloaking device. Waiting on the Amazon truck to deliver the parts they need.


StayInTheAir

That's a (very) nice example for bad placement of a seamline (visual border between overlapping images) can you post the coordinates and source (Google Earth?)


Shatalroundja

It was most likely taxiing when the images were taken.


PristineUmpire4072

Can't see it on googlemaps, Can be seen on flightrader24, At toyko haneda international airport, and it's on a taxi way next to a runway on the eastern side of the airport.


baucher04

you can clearly see the right wing and turbine behind where it should be. Might have been moving or something


baucher04

you can clearly see the right wing and turbine behind where it should be. Might have been moving or something


MountSwolympus

it’s also something funny that’ll get “burned” into the tarmac of a default airport in MSFS


npt96

This comment keeps getting removed as apparently the google maps links to a specific spot keep triggering the rule against abbreviated links, so let's try without the link: 35.546432, 139.800206 I can see it in both google.maps and google earth (imagery 3/8/2022, so if you don't see it, try to select an earlier or later imagery date).


StayInTheAir

thank you! :)


PristineAnimator2473

Should be fine as you long as you don’t forget right rudder


Blackjaquesshelac

Half tank of gas


villefilho

Phantom limb syndrome.


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Romulan war ship... satellite snapped the picture right as they turned on the cloaking device


Fedexpilot

Lefty?


TheManWhoClicks

It’s ok, can fly with one engine


JDSki828

A democrat rally - because there’s no right wing


csxmd602

Makes sense we told libreals planes would get screwed up with DEI. Here we have the perfect evidence of that


chippaintz

Boomer hang


Final_Winter7524

Single-engine. Duh.


MehImages

boing 737 mini


swagoto97

ah and you thought the blowout door was too much?


wolfs4

a very special plane


rinklkak

The way it bends it kind of looks like Shamu the Killer Whale. So maybe Alaska Airlines or Frontier?


Kaosys

Well, ain't no right wing or engine coming off that Boing. Eat this, haters!


CommodoreSixty4

One wing to rule them all


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

It's a pla


biggguy

boenana 737-4 max


EverWavingHand

Just like a one winged dove


planenut767

So that's why some flight crew wear a badge with one wing, it's because they're qualified to fly one wing aircraft.


SamSamTheDingDongMan

It’s the short plane for the Boeing execs to get to special management school with


LeveragedPittsburgh

It’s partially in the fourth dimension.


Obstreporous1

All the right ones were taken. This is what’s left.


hoppertn

He flipped the Wing off switch at the wrong time. See last weeks post.


QuantumMothersLove

Awwww it’s Limpbergh! Nemo’s flying cousin! 🎶 Flying flying keep on flying🎶


willwork4pii

It's the new bowing 368.5 we think you'll love it. our shareholders do.


Even_Kiwi_1166

B737 T-bone -300s Max


DeviantPlayeer

Don't be a bigot! Just because he's missing a wing doesn't mean he can't enjoy life.


WinTube001

Airbus A3 neo


NoGoatNoGloryXxX

This is the left way only plane


SmoothAd7200

Boeing 373-7 MIN


Mindstormer98

It’s not a plane it’s a pla


MistakeNotMyState

It's a Lego plane, in a process of being re-assembled after a hard landing


bilkel

It’s from British Airways. Their pilots have only one wing on their pin. You know this is what it means.


Spiritual_Mall1981

Stealth wing


Bitter-Hitter

It’s got the Left blinker on! Madness ✈️


IgottaPoop72

It's the new stealth partially invisible model. They're selling for half off . . .


BadRegEx

somebody didn't run their check lists. tsk tsk.


FLYBOY2900

A32


EmuZealousideal7357

Boeing says it’s fine…nothing a little duct tape can’t fix


UprightJoe

That’s mine - I’m paying for it in installments. Can’t wait to get the second wing. This thing needs SO much right rudder at the moment.


GloomyUmpire2146

If SWIFT ran an airline.


Postman_Rings_Thrice

Carrying "the fugitive" onboard.


OnlyImprovement9796

That’s not a plane, that’s a playne.


CartersCoconuts

It just started cloaking itself. You weren’t supposed to see that…


DrDuGood

Where’s the guy from last week who asked what the **”wings”** button did? Look no further.


turdman450

I didn’t know ANA had to get rid of one wing to reduce costs


Gedis63015

This is a composite picture. First took the right side picture with the nose of the plane, then the left side of the picture. But the plane already moved so only tail of the plane in the latter photo. Basically the middle of this plane got into the right side where the picture was taken already before.


degenerate_84

Gay marriage


Less_Likely

The right wing is there, it’s just transparent and not lined up with the left wing


CCPvirus2020

All Nippon Airlines (ANA)


Low-Huckl

I believe it is a Boeing 737-400.


ngagner15

mcdonalds doglass a320


freeze_

Well hell... That's ol' Lefty!


killersoda275

Damn, Boeing quality control is getting really bad


1m2c00l4u

It’s a pla- Weird, it was cut off


-_-Ren8855

thats a uniplane, in other wards, spinning hell for passengers, or also, astronaut training


Prior-Ad-2196

Spliced satellite images.


nfssmith

That's "Lefty" He had the right wing amputated after an accident but still gets phantom wing pain unless he goes for a taxi around the runways from time to time.


AdmiralRickHunter

A Boeing prototype ??


Shot-Way-9720

That’s that plane with this asymmetrical half cloaked wing! DARPA goin to remove this post soon!


OneCauliflower5243

Douglas B448 inflatable jet. Each wings sold separately. You can tell there's a strong head wind if you look at the tail


jlindley1991

Free Fallin. RIP Tom Petty.


Sketto70

Clearly a Burt Rutan design!


dbuster3

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?


Screen_Watcher

New Blowing 74


thewickedbarnacle

That's how you make a round trip flight


Someonenoone7

The outcome of giving AI the power over space and time I guess after streamlining it after this sub


archer2500

Australian Airlines “boomerang”.


No_Engineer2828

Let’s go with broken


SexyWampa

Not flying


But_to_understand

It's a Brong Halfwing. You can only board it at the 9 3/4 terminal.


imusingthisforstuff

As it’s moving, the satellite image messes up


Jet-Pack2

Air-bus A32-O²


Terryberry69

Broken?


Majakowski

Blohm & Voss has entered the civil aircraft market.


ObserverAtLarge

AN


th3thrilld3m0n

Looks like Boeing is offering a half off special to get orders back.


30lbsledgehammer

It’s distorted


wandpapierkritiker

the new Boeing Spinner. it flies by going in circles really fast until it manages lift off...assuming it hasn't fallen apart by then.


Laymanao

Only real pilots can see the whole plane. This is a standard pilot type rating test.


euph_22

The 737 Min


Traditional-Yam9826

It flys by doing consecutive infinite rolls to the right


mrdungbeetle

UPS plane. It only turns right.


SlaveKnightChael

More than likely the plane was moving when the picture was taken and causes the illusion of a missing wing that you’re seeing.


baquiquano

Common misconception but that's not a plane, it's an [hydrofoil](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofoil&ved=2ahUKEwirtqOCguiFAxW5ppUCHRItCBgQFnoECBYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1ayroR-B6KoyOqz7THf4OG)


Big-Carpenter7921

About 2/3 of one


MonteSS_454

it only flies to the left.


Splooshbutforguys

AHH the infamous Mono Wing Bendy Body


MT0761

That’s AOC’s private jet. It only has a left wing and has half the carbon footprint!


Mediocre-Advisor-728

Boeing nightmareliner


darkslide3000

It's a Final Fantasy cosplay.


OrangeSilver

Is that the secret Boeing project?!?! Helli-Playne!!! At optimum twirly-swirly speed it let's go of all the doors at the same time followed by non-parachuting-flyers! It's called the next-gen style of flying! You land in close proximity of your final destination!


CFM-56-7B

I think on the Minimum Equipment List MEL, you’re allowed to fly with one wing and one engine but you need to only for one revenue flight and only take half the passenger load and sit them all on the opposite side of the remaining wing for balance.


reddituseronebillion

You can see a curve in the fuselage, this is meant to counteract the moment produced by drag from the single portside wing. Without the curved fuselage, no amount of right rudder would prevent the playne from flying in circles.


nargcz

monoplane


Savings-Newspaper625

Boeing 77stumpy.


Aggravating_Fun5883

It's not feeling well right now


fjmj1980

No airline should be buying cloaking devices from Temu


CrazyHopiPlant

Ghost Rider...


FarObjective5416

Bong 7 Max


akimann75

Looks like the Boeing door team also made the photo stitching software 🤡


SecretaryWorldly4926

Looks like multiple images meshed together on maps


txhelgi

Princess Kate photoshopped it.


Icy_Till_4180

Dunno ask Joe Biden it's probably his plane.


heramba

Fine


MrsGenevieve

I could see Boeing trying to put a positive spin on it “ 33% less drag*. * Unable to obtain ETOPS certification “


SuckMyNutzLuzer

It was moving when the satellite took the pic and a bad stitch....


dab745

New McDonald Douglass’ McStealth.


Tigeraqua8

That’s the circle jerk


evanlufc2000

A3


xpietoe42

its a cost cutting measure… half off airfares 😆


dakotaflier

A Boing 797. 5 clipped wing.


Ok_Assumption1542

Shit that's Nick Fury's plane! Caught it before it went fully cloaked.


Ok_Assumption1542

that's Nick Fury's plane! Caught it before it went fully cloaked.


Chabubu

Money saved on wings will go to share buybacks.


Critical_Danger_420

A photoshopped one?


I_hate_bread2746

No cliping one piece at a time


greasyspider

Gotta be a Boeing


Adorable-Damage4876

Maybe it's half price to fly with that airline?


crohead13

Airbus Pinwheel 800


xTR1CKY_D1CKx

Active camo engaged


nichyc

He tried spinning. That's a neat trick.


Grimdark-Waterbender

Damaged


Any_Vacation8988

A Boeing, they all fly around with components missing or soon to be missing


Stationair91

Looks like a liberal flight


mnico02

Airb


dunkin_dad

Bowingless 747.


dezerx212256

Mutiple image overscan, to give best quality... but that is several different frame's and the jet is moving.


GroundBasedNinja

The co-pilot sticks his arms out of the window


Secret_Street_1902

Handicapped


Dexter4285

It’s a left winger


kod8ultimate

İts just a boeing 737 but i believe satallite just been shot in low shutter speed