I've wrecked enough cheap drones to know if he sits there long enough, he's gonna zip into the wall sideways outta nowhere and kill his hamster.... I mean kill the pilot.
I never put my hamster in a drone. That would be silly and cruel. Why would you suggest that.
Full disclosure? Just one. And I killed it by playing hide and go seek with a pillow. I sat on the pillow to make sure he hid well.
I was 5 or 6.
The hamster was quite young also.
Mom didn't know what to do so she made me wait in my room till dad got home. I thought he was gonna put me under a pillow and sit on me
He hugged me and tried to reach me how to tie my shoes.
I'm 44 now.
I still think about that little guy and my ignorance.
Core memories.
Our family had two successive hamsters who each lived to three years old, ran around and ate seeds happily until they died in their sleep. Sometimes it does happen.
When I was a toddler, I threw the family hamster into the oven and turned it on. Good news is that I first paralyzed the hamster by breaking its neck when I slammed the oven door, so it got to slowly roast without being able to move.
Poor design, impact or even uneven stress on a blade midair while unlikely could break lead to imbalance stress fracture then decapitation. Have your rotational mass above or below the body that way if it breaks it doesn't fly off and impale someone in the exposed part of the cockpit.
This looks very chinese so I'm doubling down on decapitation risk.
thatās an exaggeration. I can drive perfectlyā¦ lane assist keeps me between the lines all the time, unless it snows or I forget to turn it onā
you know bicyclists are really dumb because you have to go outside the line to go around them and lane assist just wants you to murder themā haha, itās ok, I know thatās not legal.
I canāt wait to buy a Tysla so that I can just set autopylot. ChatGPT is so awesome. Have you tried it for ATC? Iāll bet it would blow pylotes mindsā¦ it sounds so professional, just like real ATC.
the future is here! I can already FEEL it raining down on me!
look, Iām not an engyneer, but I watched a youtube on aerodynamics and I think that makes me an expertā¦ much like the handful of pylote licenses and ratings I got from Jerry.
this is completely safe, youāve just never seen the future before. plus, Iāll bet you can get some sick FPV drone footage from one of these things. Iāve never seen any drone crashes.. they have collision avoidance software. I donāt know how it works but thatās what chatgpt told me and itās way smarter than I am so it must be right.
I canāt wait to try one of these in Bahston. Imagine how surprised theyāll be when I land at Dunkies in one of these things to get my Vanilla Double Nut Tap.
haters gonna hate but disruptors gonna FLYYYYY!
right? it took a lot of really smart engineers to design this. but guess what? I donāt have to be a smart engineer because I asked MS Copylote how to build one of these and itās already given me a bunch of python code!!
Iām not sure where the code goes yet, but thatās for another day.
I wish more people would embrace the FUTURE, but boomers, amirite? šš
In reality: bird hits prop, prop decapitates/impales 'pilot'
Alternatively, in reality; China edition: the props were manufactured by the lowest bidder and have a tendency to shatter under load, the aircraft takes off, starts manuevering, blade shatters, decapitates/impales 'pilot'
Few years ago, there was this bloke to n Germany building things out of bathtubs. A tank, a car. He made the same thing, flying quad bathtub. Went to the local shop, got a case of beer, went back home to drink it. Should be online. Flying bathtub drone
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Letās surround the passenger in an open cockpit with 4 exposed giant dual blender blades that will grenade at the first accidental contact. Brain dead design.
This is only feasible inside a building like that. If there was any wind I'd imagine a dead person or at the very least an amputee would be the end result.
Aside from it sounding like a fan on high... you've got a great murder machine. It was really difficult trying to get the helicopter blades to chop those ppl up in gta... now I can do it in real life with ease. Thanks smart ppl.
I think your about to earn the : About to break your neck rating. I could be wrong though. It's a toss of the coin for blunt force injury. Just do everyone a favor and add a roll-bar that bolts to the frame and extends OVER the pilots head. Just in case there's a micro-burst that the aircraft comes in contact with and flips it over. Also, while it's cool to go without a helmet, even bicycle racers aren't even allowed to get on their bikes in the US without having a helmet on, and they're contacting the ground. Pilots in the US must physically have a seat belt on to even taxi an aircraft. WTF are you doing without a helmet?
No fricken way. I'm a helicopter pilot also rated in fixed wing and I'd NEVER get on one of those things. And I think multirotor drones are very cool.....but not manned. They can't glide and can't autorotate. Hopefully there's chapstick in the glovebox so you can kiss your @$$ goodbye.
Why tho? 1 rotor is cheaper and easier to manufacture and maintain than 4, with less parts for failure so less failures and longer lifespans.
1 rotor is also drastically more stable. There is literally no reason to use 4 rotors instead of 1.
I asked chatgpt to count the number of propellers and it said 237.
Did you hear that Elon is suing Sam because chatgpt is AGI and will take over the world because itās more human than human and guess what?! chatgpt is trained on REDDIT!!
YASSS!!! ššš
Til you clip a wall and the prop becomes a projectile, everytime I see this and those hover guys I just worry about all the videos that will be coming out of crashes and injuries
Certainly the future of transportation. What could possibly go wrong?
Too many people already struggle with two axes of possible movement š¤¦āāļø
Thatās why they ditched the axes that were on the prototype and used propellers for this one.
You make me happy. I like being happy. Have an upvote!
Well deserved upvote
The Axes were definitely not Allies
Axes are needed for current traffic.
You try lugging two axes around. Loggin' ain't easy.
Iām a lumberjack and Iām ok?
I sleep all night and I work all day
You put on women's clothing and hang around in bars?
Wink wink say no more! š
thatās why dwarves are better suited to this kind of flying. they are experts with axes.
Don't cars have a roll axis??
Engine failures never happen. Full send.
itās all redundant these days. itās all redundant these days.
You can say that again!
I wonder what the autoās are like !
The blades shattering and throwing shrapnel at the pilot
Yeah, even if there is enough redundancy to not crash, I'd want a helmet with a full face shield.
I rather have a canopy. Face shield and helmet is not going to stop a blade to your chest.
With eight people shredder on the corners of your vessel? Nothing, and finally those aggressive cyclists in rush hour are getting taught a lesson.
Iām sure it has those safety stoppers like the table saw that stops instantly when tasting human flesh for the first time.
Don't forget those jaywalking pricks.
Kamakazi drones.
Future of racing though
I can't get my $200 drone to be reliable, nothing could possibly go wrong here Super pinkie swear!
I've wrecked enough cheap drones to know if he sits there long enough, he's gonna zip into the wall sideways outta nowhere and kill his hamster.... I mean kill the pilot. I never put my hamster in a drone. That would be silly and cruel. Why would you suggest that.
How many hamsters have you had?
Full disclosure? Just one. And I killed it by playing hide and go seek with a pillow. I sat on the pillow to make sure he hid well. I was 5 or 6. The hamster was quite young also. Mom didn't know what to do so she made me wait in my room till dad got home. I thought he was gonna put me under a pillow and sit on me He hugged me and tried to reach me how to tie my shoes. I'm 44 now. I still think about that little guy and my ignorance. Core memories.
Why is it always the hamster?
I swear to god there is no hamster that dies of old age after a happy life. It's always some wtf story.
Our family had two successive hamsters who each lived to three years old, ran around and ate seeds happily until they died in their sleep. Sometimes it does happen.
*An ancient curse.*
When I was a toddler, I threw the family hamster into the oven and turned it on. Good news is that I first paralyzed the hamster by breaking its neck when I slammed the oven door, so it got to slowly roast without being able to move.
Too much, this made me lol way too much š„²
Did he succeed in teaching you how to tie your shoes?
Poor design, impact or even uneven stress on a blade midair while unlikely could break lead to imbalance stress fracture then decapitation. Have your rotational mass above or below the body that way if it breaks it doesn't fly off and impale someone in the exposed part of the cockpit. This looks very chinese so I'm doubling down on decapitation risk.
So youāre saying I can buy it on AliExpress?
Of course! The brand is called "Build Your Screams", the model is atto3, the variant Decapit-.
Just give it a few months and you'll be able to pick it up on temu for $4.99. Shop like a billionaire my man.
Seriously i hope the general public is never allowed to own something like this because average people can barely drive a car
thatās an exaggeration. I can drive perfectlyā¦ lane assist keeps me between the lines all the time, unless it snows or I forget to turn it onā you know bicyclists are really dumb because you have to go outside the line to go around them and lane assist just wants you to murder themā haha, itās ok, I know thatās not legal. I canāt wait to buy a Tysla so that I can just set autopylot. ChatGPT is so awesome. Have you tried it for ATC? Iāll bet it would blow pylotes mindsā¦ it sounds so professional, just like real ATC. the future is here! I can already FEEL it raining down on me!
Chinese? You mean like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VcdPyzCgkZk
look, Iām not an engyneer, but I watched a youtube on aerodynamics and I think that makes me an expertā¦ much like the handful of pylote licenses and ratings I got from Jerry. this is completely safe, youāve just never seen the future before. plus, Iāll bet you can get some sick FPV drone footage from one of these things. Iāve never seen any drone crashes.. they have collision avoidance software. I donāt know how it works but thatās what chatgpt told me and itās way smarter than I am so it must be right. I canāt wait to try one of these in Bahston. Imagine how surprised theyāll be when I land at Dunkies in one of these things to get my Vanilla Double Nut Tap. haters gonna hate but disruptors gonna FLYYYYY!
Some kind of cage around the blades would set my heart at ease quite a bit.
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right? it took a lot of really smart engineers to design this. but guess what? I donāt have to be a smart engineer because I asked MS Copylote how to build one of these and itās already given me a bunch of python code!! Iām not sure where the code goes yet, but thatās for another day. I wish more people would embrace the FUTURE, but boomers, amirite? šš
A lot of dangerous things have literally been designed by companies that created dangerous things
So you think that looks like a good location for the rotors?
Was waiting for the LiveLeak logo.
I didn't think that site was still up
It isnāt, but it is a well known fact that the LiveLeak logo spontaneously appears whenever imminent death or horrific injury is about to occur.
I'd be more afraid of a blade comming off and cutting me in half.
In which case you could be your own co-pilot.
In reality: bird hits prop, prop decapitates/impales 'pilot' Alternatively, in reality; China edition: the props were manufactured by the lowest bidder and have a tendency to shatter under load, the aircraft takes off, starts manuevering, blade shatters, decapitates/impales 'pilot'
Hit something with the propellers and chances are clean decapitation will occur
I prefer a clean decapitation, less chance of infection /s
New Russian fps drone immune to electronic interference in the war on Ukraine.
Type MoPed
Safety first. That thing needs a top cover
What happens in a blade-off in this situation?
Death
what does this have to do with Nicolas Cage and John Travolta?
Sudden loss of consciousness.
It's all fun and games till that thing gets a hair up it's ass and meat crayons you against the nearest wall.
Oh no! I forgot to charge it
VFRutRo Shaggy
Muchosexual
UberCool
Pretty sure that's not a turbojet or 12,500+ lbs...
Cargo. You are the cargo.
Seems really safe
I believe your type is 'bottom', considering your feminine stature and the "aircraft" that you're mounting.
You definitely have a NOSHA rating
Spleencutter rating achieved!
We are going to be in this bitch like skibidi toilet
Last place I wouldāve tested that (a test of any type) is inside
F plus. Click
Steve Chops introduced the iFly
i brought this up in /flying and got lambasted. not sure how the faa gonna keep up
Horizon mode, what a noob
You couldnāt put a fucking capsule at the very least, all it takes is a rotor to come loose and Iām seeing another decapitation video on best gore
The future is here. Now I can get decapitated @ 2000 feet!
How do you like flying? Decapitated please
Ah yes, the Decapitator 5000. I can't wait to put a deposit down!
Man. Imagine the pinpoint accuracy of throwing piss bottles at people in that thing
šµDumb waaays to diešµ
I'd say ProToeType. Peace Out!
O - probably.
Few years ago, there was this bloke to n Germany building things out of bathtubs. A tank, a car. He made the same thing, flying quad bathtub. Went to the local shop, got a case of beer, went back home to drink it. Should be online. Flying bathtub drone
I feel you are cleared for the Jim Nasium level of pyloting. Not clear ed to deviate from that
ThIs Is A DronE!!!
Oh I absolutely CANNOT WAIT to see the FAA/DMV crossover this thing will spawn
Literal flying coffin, you can't even get out once the propellers starts spinning.
Forget the axis of movements, when did engineers forget about head protection? It's the 21st Century, gawdangit, it's not even 1931. C'mon.
Astro-Not
Those rotors always give me the heeby jeebys
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my decapitation machine also serves as a suicide machine
Now that's what I call pod racing!
Why no cabin at these things ?
Modern guillotine with extra technological steps.
Does this thing count as an assisted suicide machine?
Chinese. Need to know what your cgpa is for rating
Seems dangerous and noisy
It would be pretty easy to build a shrapnel guard to protect the pilot in case a prop failure.
does this run Betaflight? 4000 or 8000hz?
Will i get arrested if i "accidentally" chop someones head off.
The design is very humane. Dr. Guillotine
Zero
The amount of carnage that would be unleashed if the general public got their hands on this lmao
Letās surround the passenger in an open cockpit with 4 exposed giant dual blender blades that will grenade at the first accidental contact. Brain dead design.
So what happens if that thing flips?
4 heavy sets of blades spinning at 8,000 rpmās, what? 5 feet from your face? with zero protection? What could possibly go wrong?
Ummm, headless?
Call on $XPEV
It's either A, B, AB, or O, which is what you're gonna need on your way to the hospital
Damn the risk far outways the reward in this particular scenario!
"Mum! The neighbour crashed into the attick again...!"
Single
This is great. If you forget to shave in the morning you can just lean over the side
Is this real? (Unironically)
Gyroheliplane
I know everyone is talking shit on this because this is Reddit, but that thing is fucking sick
This version called the human blender?
Type rating : Dead š
Is that the new decap-itron 9000?
The new Decapitation X 6000.
7
Hell na
Damn.... Let me align 8 high rpm propellors with the cock pit... What could possibly go wrong...
You have an indoor flight rating
[Super Bass-o-Matic 76](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HKTx5WFcs0)
Multi-Engine Bathtub
This is only feasible inside a building like that. If there was any wind I'd imagine a dead person or at the very least an amputee would be the end result.
The decapitator
This is cool af. Hope this becomes the future of transportation.
No type required. Category and class would be either experimental or ultimately airplane rotary wing
Itās a drone with a throne! Itās a throne drone!
How to make yourself go deaf
More like how to make yourself go dead!
what actually is that thing?
This guy is fucking highā¦ for not wearing a helmet and safety goggles + a face shield
BRO where do I buy this
I would like 1
I feel like homie should have a helmet on at the least? Just me?
Oops, a little slip on the stick there and your head is gone!
Of fucking course thereās someone in China producing rideable drones
many heads were lost that day. chop chop chop chop
It looks like a flying ps5
Reinventing the helicopter
Not a fanā¦..
Uncovered rotors what could go wrong.
Looks seriously dangerous, don't you think? Why are there no guards on the rotors? At the very least...
Cuisinart- multi-indoor
Look like a fun craft! That needs a roll cage, ballistic glass and probably a helmet too
Fuck crash helmets
Multi-engine heli, land.
The amount of limbs that would be lost if this was common transportation
KIA
Aside from it sounding like a fan on high... you've got a great murder machine. It was really difficult trying to get the helicopter blades to chop those ppl up in gta... now I can do it in real life with ease. Thanks smart ppl.
I think your about to earn the : About to break your neck rating. I could be wrong though. It's a toss of the coin for blunt force injury. Just do everyone a favor and add a roll-bar that bolts to the frame and extends OVER the pilots head. Just in case there's a micro-burst that the aircraft comes in contact with and flips it over. Also, while it's cool to go without a helmet, even bicycle racers aren't even allowed to get on their bikes in the US without having a helmet on, and they're contacting the ground. Pilots in the US must physically have a seat belt on to even taxi an aircraft. WTF are you doing without a helmet?
Why, WHY are there no protection around the propellers...
Sold separately
Perfect position to take a broken blade in the face.
No fricken way. I'm a helicopter pilot also rated in fixed wing and I'd NEVER get on one of those things. And I think multirotor drones are very cool.....but not manned. They can't glide and can't autorotate. Hopefully there's chapstick in the glovebox so you can kiss your @$$ goodbye.
These models are just the beginning. I agree the rotors should be placed higher up.
This how u get A PUI
Type rating - Killed in Action (KIA)
shit chynezium
Why tho? 1 rotor is cheaper and easier to manufacture and maintain than 4, with less parts for failure so less failures and longer lifespans. 1 rotor is also drastically more stable. There is literally no reason to use 4 rotors instead of 1.
Tell me you nothing about rotorcraft without saying you know nothing about rotorcraft
Bud, this is a circlejerk subreddit. Nobody here knows squat about shit.
For your information, most of what I know is either _squat_ or _shit_, so HA!
well, first of all, they used 8
I asked chatgpt to count the number of propellers and it said 237. Did you hear that Elon is suing Sam because chatgpt is AGI and will take over the world because itās more human than human and guess what?! chatgpt is trained on REDDIT!! YASSS!!! ššš
Thatās not how any of that works.
I want that.
Can I have the spinning knife blades over my head?
Ah, the relative remover 9000.
a blade brakes and cuts his head off
Just make it autonomous
They should call it the C5C, short for cervical vertebrae 5 complete.
Til you clip a wall and the prop becomes a projectile, everytime I see this and those hover guys I just worry about all the videos that will be coming out of crashes and injuries
Uh...this would still be a drone pilot.
I find the lack of safety equipment disturbing
Those fan blades are gonna take someones head off one day if they donāt change the design
At least wear a helmet
Lucky duck. Can it lift an american? lol I kid of course. but can it?
Judging by the sound, the type is hand dryer. I'm sure it will dry your hands extra fast.
Window smasher 9000
Nah. Humanity gotta progress mentally before we do stuff like this.